Su Zhe accepted the invitation, and entered the game queue with His Excellency the "Crush King" in a daze-human-computer matching......

Su Zhe glanced at it, the thief was depressed, the dare lover family was a first-class new number, and he could only fight people.

, you can only hit the machine and you TM pull me? Su Zhe was speechless, but the people were selected, so he simply didn't bother to quit.

I can only think to myself, hurry up and end this one!

Su Zhe randomly arrived at Xiao Huangmao, and the "Crush King" chose a Japanese girl. Yo, looking at it this way, it's still the most popular bottom lane combination in S2.

The game load ends and you enter the Summoner's Rift.

Wherever Su Zhe went, the Japanese girl followed.

"Hey, EZ, do you have a girlfriend?" The Japanese girl shook her shield and asked.

Su Zhe stood in front of a tower and waited for the troops, and when he saw the problem of "crush on the king", he scoffed, and replied casually: "I even have a daughter." ”

"I didn't ask you if you have a daughter, I asked if you have a girlfriend?"

Su Zhe pursed his lips and said in his heart, you are quite lenient.

"Nope." He typed honestly.

"Do you know why you don't have a girlfriend?" The Japanese girl walked into the grass in front of the tower and began to dance. In this game, dancing most of the time represents a mockery......

And asked me if I knew why I didn't have a girlfriend? I just want to know why you talk so much. Su Zhe pursed his lips and complained in his heart.

Seeing that Su Zhe didn't answer her words, the Japanese girl continued to say to herself:

"In order to escape the pressure, I pretend to have nothing to do and persuade myself to give up."

"In order to deceive yourself who doesn't have the courage to confess like someone you like, and recklessly said that it was for the sake of the other party's happiness that he took the initiative to quit."

"If you only have a crush like this, how can you have a girlfriend?"

……

Are you a master of sentiment analysis? Su Zhe rolled his eyes.

At this time, the enemy army had arrived on the battlefield, and Su Zhe was too lazy to deal with this inexplicable neurosis, so he focused on the game and killed!

……

IU saw that Su Zhe was ignoring him, and thought to himself, he really hit the sore spot of others.

"Ah, but you're also fighting for some anger! A girl has put down her reserve and given you a chance! IU hated that iron could not be made of steel, and pouted and smashed the mouse.

Su Zhe's ignorance was automatically made up by her brain into a cowardly and incompetent escape.

……

Ten minutes later, Su Zhe stood at the door of the spring.

Xiao Rinu followed behind him, thought about it, and suddenly confessed to Su Zhe: "Actually, I am a woman. ”

was regarded by Su Zhe as the wind in his ears.

Xiao Rinu had to emphasize again: "I'm a girl!" ”

"Oh." Su Zhe responded, concise and neat, it was too troublesome to type one more word.

"Yikes! What's the matter with this man! IU was left out in the cold and angrily slapped the keyboard in front of the screen.

She was crazy for a while, and when she thought of something, she quickly shook her head and said, "No! I blamed him. ”

She thought-

The general game house.,If you meet a girl in the game.,Isn't it exaggerated like I've never seen a woman in 10,000 years? I can't walk anymore in the wild current, and all kinds of sycophants pull friendships.

But Su Zhe is not!

After I blew myself up, he became even colder.

Why? Because he already has someone he likes in his heart! Moreover, I like it very, very much, and I can't fit anything else in my heart except that person.

Thinking about it like this, IU immediately stopped being angry, laughed with a red face, and muttered in a low voice: "Stupid, people are actually the IU you like!" ”

……

"If you want to chase girls, I have a way." The Japanese girl continued to wrap around Su Zhe, chattering and bombarding.

This Nima, shouldn't it be a trust to promote "Love Book" and "Sister Raiders"? Su Zhe frowned, annoyed.

Do I still need you to pay for pickle girls? Cut!

"No need!" Su Zhe typed.

"Hey, why are you so unmotivated? Didn't you just hit a wall? IU pouted, there was a little affection! Not happy!

What about the reformist toad? Said to be a good ten years like a day to keep the dream, sooner or later jump out of the pond to gnaw swan meat!

……

Wall? Eh, it seems that it was true, and I failed to propose marriage just this morning. Su Zhe was awakened by a word.

"I want to propose to a woman." Seeing that the Japanese girl really looked like she was the Taoist, Su Zhe simply believed her and typed it in the chat window.

"Marriage proposal?!" IU was so frightened that she dropped her keyboard and jumped up, holding her feverish face and shaking her head vigorously, "It's too fast!" No, no, it's progressing too fast! ”

Worthy of the reformist toad!

She had complained that Su Zhe was not motivated before, but now she was frightened by his strong aggressiveness. Hurriedly decided to persuade him first, after all, it would be too much.

After calming down, the girl sat down again: "Feelings are such a thing, don't be in a hurry." She typed.

"Urgent?" The children are all four years old, this is also called urgency? Su Zhe was puzzled.

"You should start with love, and in a few days, isn't it Valentine's Day on February 14th? It is possible to make a fuss from here. "IU built yì road.

It makes sense to say this, Su Zhe twisted his chin and couldn't help nodding in agreement.

"May I ask, what does that girl do?" IU "knowingly asked".

“idol。”

Although this answer had long been expected, seeing Su Zhe admit it for the first time, the girl couldn't help but feel a little happy.

"What to do, IU, the charm is unbeatable. If I were a man, I would love you to death! Hee-hee......" The girl squinted and smiled, humming a little song.

……

The game lasted seventeen minutes, and finally ended the boring man-machine.

It automatically popped up to the battle record statistics interface after the game, and Su Zhe didn't want to move the mouse to the upper right corner, and put it in the "Charge!" Next to the avatar of the "Crush King" -

Click and report!

Reason for reporting:

Players are too low, and as soon as they enter the game, they will BBB and BBB non-stop, which strictly affects the game experience of others, and builds yì forever!

Afraid that the neurotic will continue to pull himself to fight people, Su Zhe is ready to go offline and open an agent to play the national server.

But just as he was about to make a move, that guy really harassed again-

"Charge! "Crush King" invites you to join the queue, simple man-machine.

Su Zhe decisively refused.

"Come on." The girl bounced a message to him.

"You play, I've got something." Su Zhe made an excuse to send it away.

"Then you give me the ID of KakaoTalk, and you can always ask me to help you with emotional matters in the future."

Cut, I Su Zhe still want your help? Su Zheli didn't want to pay attention to it.

……

No, wait, he suddenly remembered another thing.

His own KakaoTalk seems to be a friend crow.,This software was downloaded because of the previous comic contract to be signed.。

As a "social expert", how to look shabby with such a cold look in the friend column, forget it, then it is difficult to add her to it, and she should be used as a "façade"!

Su Zhe was merciful and sent a number string over.

“539-145-889。” (This is a group of book friends, be cautious~)

……

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(PS: Thank you for the two 588 tips ~3Q3Q~) who accompanied the crown down.)

Thanks to the empire when I was young, the soul sealed the world, the lonely little witch, always when I was young, I suddenly found myself so redundant, and I only love KangGary's reward ~3Q3Q~)