Chapter 1 Becoming a Chubby Mound

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June 23rd is a day to remember.

In a small two-storey bungalow at No. 4 Privet Road, Little Whinging, Surrey County, a woman in a red woolen sweater and an apron stood outside the storage room under the stairs, slammed on the door tightly, and shouted in a somewhat shrill voice: "Hurry, get up quickly, hurry!"

The little boy in the storage room, Harry Potter, was awakened, but he immediately regained his composure, because this kind of thing was a common thing for him.

As soon as Harry sat up, there was a heavy thumping of stairs over his head.

A chubby little boy, Dudley Dursley, ran down the stairs with great speed and heaviness, holding on to the wall with one hand and a ladder with the other.

Dudley paused slightly, as if remembering something, and ran to the middle of the stairs to jump with all his might. He smiled and said, "Wake up, wake up quickly, don't delay our time." ”

Just pity Harry in the storage room, which is in the hollow under the stairs, and Dudley is bouncing around the storage room to fill it with dust

Dudley came down again and ran into Harry, who had just walked out of the room, only to see him push Harry hard before closing the door to the locker.

Dudley's actions were something that he often took pleasure in bullying Harry.

"Our little birthday boy, you're here. ”

"Happy birthday, son. ”

The living room was peaceful and full of laughter. Only one outside the door did not smile.

Dudley's mother, Penny, smiled as she interacted with him until Harry opened the living room and walked in. Petunia changed her face in an instant, which can be called the most face-changing, she said with a serious face and disgust: "You make me breakfast obediently, don't bake things anymore." ”

"Yes, Aunt Penny. Harry looked a little helpless.

Penny performs her face-changing stunt again. She covered Dudley's eyes with her hands and said dotingly, "I hope you have everything going well today, today is our little Dudley's birthday." ”

"Look, look at how great these gifts are, baby. ”

Dudley looked at the gift, his brows furrowed. He turned to look at Vernon and asked loudly, "How many are there?"

"Thirty-six, I have counted them myself. Dudley's father, Vernon Dursley, said that he was a little smug and waited for his son Dudley's satisfied smile.

Dudley, however, was furious when he heard that there were only thirty-six gifts, and his eyes were almost squinted, and he shouted angrily, "Only thirty-six, and I had thirty-seven just last year!"

Harry shook his head as he poured his coffee again, and he suddenly felt a little craving for lemon.

Vernon seemed a little unconfident: "Yes... Right... Yes... But some of this year's gifts are bigger than last year's. ”

"I don't care how old I was last year. Dudley said close to Vernon.

Penny looked at the angry Dudley, comforted the old man for a while, and agreed to several conditions, which made Dudley quiet.

The family can have a stable breakfast, and after eating, it is not the time to go on the road neatly.

The zoo is packed with families. After a morning of playing, everyone was a little exhausted, for the obese Vernon was still very physical, energetic, and stamina, and he kept teaching Harry a lesson during lunch, letting him know to be grateful, taking him out to play, and not making some bells and whistles.

After lunch – inside the Reptile Pavilion.

Dudley's family was watching around a snake, but the one was lying lazily on the stone, motionless.

"Get it moving. Dudley shouted irritably.

"Move. Vernon said, knocking on the glass.

With Vernon in the lead, Dudley had an example, and he slammed the glass harder than Vernon and shouted, "Move!"

"It's sleeping. Harry said as he looked at the unreasonable Dudley.

"It's boring. Dudley muttered, and he turned and shuffled slowly to the other reptile displays.

Harry looked at Dudley as he departed, shook his head, then looked at the snake and said, "I'm sorry, he's never tasted like that. Lie there day in and day out, facing the ugly bastards who come to see you. ”

The snake suddenly lifted its head and looked at Harry, shook its head and winked at Harry.

Harry was a little frightened and surprised, and he looked around cautiously to see if he was being watched. And no one noticed them. He looked at the python and blinked and said, "Can you hear what I said?"

The python nodded vigorously.

"It's just me... I've never spoken to a snake. Kindness... I mean, you talk to people a lot?" asked Harry, a little dumbfounded.

How can a normal person talk to him?

"You're from Burma, is it good, is you homesick?" asked Harry, babbling.

The python turned his head to look at the sign next to him, and Harry looked over, and the atmosphere instantly stiffened, only to see that it read: Incubation samples in the park.

"Mommy, Daddy, come on, look at this snake, it's amazing. Dudley ran, his flesh trembling, and he squeezed Harry down, leaning against the glass, looking excited to stick to it.

Harry fell to the ground and looked at Dudley angrily, and at that moment, the glass on which Dudley was lying disappeared.

Dudley fell into the pool of water in the museum.

The time moved to three hours before Mercury was inside a house in SH City.

Li Sili had just finished watching seven Harry Potter movies, and after an all-night night, his cheeks were greasy, his eyes were heavily underneath, and his eyes were bloodshot.

He yawned and muttered to himself: "Magic is so good, magic is so fragrant, why do you have magic in Dahuaxia?" Forget it, forget it, don't think about it, sleep, the dog's life matters. ”

Li Sili stood up with his hands on the table, and suddenly, he felt dizzy, his eyes went dark, and he collapsed on the chair behind him.

It didn't take long for a faint figure to appear behind Li Sili, shallow and deep.

'Li Sili' looked at Li Sili and was stunned for a while before he realized that he was dead.

Li Sili pinched it and said to himself: "Lie X, the program ape has been fine all night for a few days, how can I die after one night, or the first time in my life that I have stayed up all night, do I have an all-night death attribute? Eh? What state do I belong to now? Is it just like Dumbledore said, death is just another great adventure?"

Li Sili is an orphan, in 2000 he relied on a soaring stock to earn the first pot of gold, and then bought a house in SH, and then the house price soared and demolished, now he has several houses, collect rent every month, no need to work, every day is to eat, drink and have fun, for this kind of daily repetitive boring life has long been enough. That's why he can accept it so quickly, and he can exist like a ghost after death, and of course he can face it calmly.

Li Sili's mind became active, and after thinking about it, he suddenly found that there was an attraction that pulled him upward, and he went through the wall all the way up, and the pulling force became stronger and stronger, and the rising speed became faster and faster.

Li Sili felt a feeling of dizziness, and the higher he went up, the more he felt like he was being torn all over his body, so he... It was dark.

Already dead the moment Dudley fell, Li Sili was drawn here and possessed Dudley, who had just died.

"Dudley..."

"Dudley..."

A hurried shout sounded in Li Sili's ears, and he slowly opened his eyes. I saw a blonde woman with a long, thin face and a pair of very light-colored eyes. There was also a man with a big beard and so fat that he couldn't see his neck. A child in ill-fitting clothes sat on the floor with a frightened face, and an old man in a suit sighed and took out a tissue to wipe the sweat from his forehead.

"Oh, my little Dada, little angel, you're awake and scared your mother to death. Penny said with Dudley in her arms and a crying voice.

Li Sili was a little stiff in Penny's arms, little Dada, little angel, what are these. Dead? or alive?

Just as Li Sili was about to ask a question, his mind tingled, and various memory fragments surfaced in his mind. He understood, he was equal to Dudley Dursley.

Dudley had doting parents, Penny and Vernon, and a cousin, Harry, who was bullied by him every day. That's right, it's the Harry from Harry Potter.

Li Sili felt a tingling pain in his heart, and he went through the swelling and waited for the answer online! And who is not good at crossing over, and as a result, crossing into a Muggle chubby dun.

If you commit suicide now, can you still cross it once? No matter how difficult it is to accept reality, you still have to accept it, after all, life is like so-and-so, you can't resist it, you have to enjoy it.

"Son, are you alright?" Vernon took the blanket handed over by the zoo staff and draped Dudley over it.

"Father, mother, I'm fine, don't worry. Dudley replied with a smile. Although his current soul is Li Sili, from the feedback from the bottom of his heart, he feels that he does not have the slightest sense of distance in the face of Penny and Vernon.

Penny helped Dudley up and said, "Go, good son, let's go back, we have suffered a great sin today, my poor little darling." ”

Vernon grabbed Harry, who was sitting on the ground, and said angrily, "Go back and clean you up." ”

"You shouldn't have adopted you in the first place, you almost killed my son. Penny said resentfully in a high-pitched voice.

"Dad, Mommy, it's okay, don't blame Harry, don't blame him. I'm fine, very good. "Dudley just wants to have a good relationship with Harry now, after all, Muggles can also refine potions, potions books and materials have to rely on Harry, and if you take another 10,000 steps back, even if you don't have the skill point of refining potions, Harry's thick thighs must be hugged tightly.

Vernon let go of his grip on Harry's wide collar, but he stared at Harry with wide eyes like a hound spotting its prey.

Harry couldn't believe what was wrong with Dudley to speak for him. Was this the beginning of the freak, in his opinion, he was the one who was frightened, he began to think that Dudley was dead, that he had killed someone, and that his future would be spent at the St. Bruce Center Juvenile Delinquent School.

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