Chapter 617: Beauty Trick
Wang Hailiang's clothes are all famous brands, and when he was vomited by Sister-in-law Liu, he was immediately ruined. γγγLatest chapter reading baolyγ
The woman's mouth was full of wine, and the filth sprayed out was particularly unpleasant, and Hai Liang's head and face were splashed everywhere.
"What's the matter with you, don't drink if you can't drink it, why are you so reckless" Wang Hailiang was anxious, and he couldn't wait to slap these two women.
But when he thought that he hadn't wiped his ass, he immediately squatted down again.
How do you know that Sister-in-law Liu didn't care at all, wiped her mouth and said: "Wow, it's much more comfortable to spit out, hey, Hailiang, why are you in the toilet?"
Hailiang said: "Sister-in-law, I came first, this was originally my room, can I wait until I finish pulling you in again?"
Why didn't this woman spy on other people's men at all, so Hailiang hurriedly raised his hand to protect his most critical part.
He wanted to lift his pants and rush out, but the thought of people in the corridor outside made him timid.
Mrs. Liu's face was crimson, she smirked for a while, looking very domineering, and said angrily to Hailiang: "Dodge and dodge, the old lady wants to pee, don't stand in the pit of the old lady and don't"
Wang Hailiang shouted that he was wronged, who is robbing the pit with whom, I came first, is it okay, the female man can't be so domineering
He broke out in a cold sweat and really didn't know what to do. The point is that it has just been pulled halfway and is in a pinch.
Wang Hailiang hates three kinds of people the most in his life, the first is the person who robs his woman. The second type is the one who steals business with him. The third type is the person who grabs the pit with him when it is convenient for him.
I occupied the pit first, why did I give it to you He glanced at Mrs. Liu, but she still didn't move.
Finding that Wang Hailiang didn't move, Mrs. Liu was in a hurry, went up and grabbed the man's ear, twisted it hard, and almost pulled his ear into a kite.
"Dodge away, I heard that there was no old lady who couldn't hold back, and rushed to the pass, stunned, why the hell did you get up for me"
Mrs. Liu twisted his ears and dragged hard, trying to drag Wang Hailiang's body away from the toilet, but Wang Hailiang's head dodged back and forth like a rattle, which was just amazing
The heart was pounding, completely frightened by her, a drunk woman was really scary.
"Sister-in-law, okay, don't let me finish pulling Yoneda, okay, it's a little self-contained, okay, please," Wang Hailiang began to beg for mercy.
It seems that Sister-in-law Liu really can't help it, she drank a little too much, her urine was a little urgent, and she really rushed to the pass, she was impatient, and she was in a hurry.
The woman's bull's eyes glared angrily and said, "Wang Hailiang, you can't afford it, right, then don't blame me for being polite." At your own risk"
As the woman spoke, she turned around, her skirt was untied, her waist squatted, and the white light behind the wide clothes was untied, and she sat on Wang Hailiang's lap.
The sound of rushing water came from below, and the flood began to flood, Wang Hailiang felt that his legs were wet and hot, completely soaked, and washed away by the woman's flood
God, my pants, my leather shoes, they are all famous brands
His body was completely petrified, and the whole person was stunned
The character of the fierce woman in Liu's sister-in-law mountain village broke out, and Wang Hailiang could only endure it silently, waiting for her to recede.
The sound of running water below finally stopped, and Sister-in-law Liu stretched comfortably and said, "Wow, it's so comfortable." β
Then, as if she had completed a huge historical mission, she stood up and lifted her skirt, and felt a pang of relief.
At this time, she found Wang Hailiang behind her: "Hailiang, what are you doing sitting here before you leave?"
Wang Hailiang couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "Sister-in-law, I want to go, then I have to go, do you have a sense of public morality, and you actually wet my pants"
"Ah, there's such a thing, what's that thing down there, it can't be the poop I pulled, why is it getting longer and longer?"
Wang Hailiang almost collapsed, and said in his heart, I recruited whoever provoked someone, and I couldn't clean up if I pooped in my bathroom.
Mrs. Liu is such a person, and the women in the mountain village don't care about anything.
A few years ago, she seduced Wang Hailiang.
At that time, Hailiang's woman Yuzhu had just died for half a year and was waiting to be renewed.
As soon as Yuzhu died, half of Wang Hailiang's earthen kang was vacated, which gave the women in the village a chance.
The pretty widows, the amorous young women, and the beautiful girls who are not married all rushed up like crazy, and they all wanted to marry Hailiang as a daughter-in-law.
The threshold of Liu Miao's mother-in-law was kicked off seven or eight times. There are not 1,000 but 800 women who come to her as matchmakers.
At that time, Mrs. Liu had a soft spot for Hailiang. This man is too charming, not only good-looking, strong, knows how to love women, but also is a famous entrepreneur, and the advantages of a good man are vividly reflected in Wang Hailiang's body.
Wouldn't it be a pity for such a good man to be cheaper than others
So that time, Mrs. Liu deliberately rushed into the men's toilet in the factory, squatted on the pit next to the man, and spent a long time together.
She also knew that Wang Hailiang didn't look down on her, and there were women better than her, and they were all waiting in line to marry a man.
That time, Sister-in-law Liu did not succeed in the temptation, leaving a lifelong regret.
Hailiang said: "Sister-in-law, please hurry up, I will deal with it." β
Sister-in-law Liu said: "That's sorry, I delayed your precious time, I'm really sorry, I'm done, you continue"
After the woman finished speaking, she waved at him, walked out of the toilet in a very chic manner, and closed the door with a bang.
Wang Hailiang really wanted to climb into the toilet and cry, his life was bitter, how could Lao Tzu be so unlucky and run into a second goods
Draw a circle and curse you, Lao Tzu curses you for having a difficult birth when you give birth, go out and step on nails, fall down and sit on a cactus, get up and step on a banana peel, fall down and sit on a sickle.
He was dumbfounded, sitting on the toilet for a long time and not reacting, until the cold air blowing through the crack in the door poured into his trouser legs, and he felt a trace of coolness.
Leather shoes, pants, all wet, and a smell of urine.
Wang Hailiang had no choice, so he quickly pulled down the toilet paper on the wall and cleaned it up.
Rinse your clothes under the faucet, then pick up the hair dryer and dry your clothes before getting dressed and walking out of the toilet door.
When he walked into the room, Hailiang's wine was already half awake, and he found a surprising accident, Sister-in-law Liu didn't leave at all, but actually fell asleep on his bed.
Mrs. Liu was so drunk that she didn't wear anything, and she had slipped into his quilt.
Wang Hailiang was so frightened that he stomped his feet: "Sister-in-law Liu, what do you want to do this is not your room, let's go back to your own room, what do others say?"
Wang Hailiang doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, this kind of joke can't be made.
He rushed over, grabbed the woman's clothes, picked them up with the quilt, and kicked open the door of the room with his foot.
The first thing he thought of was to send the woman next door.
The hotel is a mixed bag, full of journalists, full of paparazzi. As a celebrity, I'm afraid that those people will hype it up.
The paparazzi like to chase after the wind and shadows, and they want to do something for you when they have nothing to do. Sister-in-law Liu is so nonsense, and she is not capitalized close-up when she is discovered
Wang Hailiang is a very face-saving person, and he values his reputation more than anything else.
Rushing into Liu's room, he threw the woman on the bed and smashed her clothes on her. Then he pulled up his quilt and rushed out of the room again.
This time, Hailiang learned well, and locked the door when he entered the door, and Sister-in-law Liu couldn't get in at all.
As soon as Wang Hailiang left, the big leper came out from under the bed.
The big leper was afraid to see Hai Liang, because a few months ago, Hai Liang saw him fall into the Valley of Ghosts, and the whole village thought he was dead.
The big leper couldn't laugh or cry, and it seemed that the plan was going to fail.
It is not easy to grasp Wang Hailiang's handle at all, this person is too cautious and too smart, and he does things without leakage.
He shook Mrs. Liu and found that Mrs. Liu was crying on the bed.
"Aunt Liu, what are you crying about?"
Mrs. Liu said: "Leper, do you say that I am old and unattractive?"
The big leper asked, "Why do you say that?"
"Then why doesn't Hailiang look down on me to get into his quilt, and he doesn't touch me"
The big leper said: "Wang Hailiang is not an ordinary person, this kind of thing can't be blackmailed at all, I underestimate his ability." You're not old, you're not old at all, he doesn't scarce you, I don't want you."
The big leper suddenly took the woman in his arms.
"Leper, you are the only one in the world who is good to me, but unfortunately I can't help you, and there is no way to get a treasure map from Wang Hailiang."
The big leper patted the woman's shoulder and comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay, let's think of another way, I've worked hard for you, I'm not tired"
The woman said, "I'm not tired, I just feel sorry for you." β
Aunt Liu really wants to help the big leper, this is the only thing she can do for men.
If you can't get a treasure map, the big leper can't realize her dreams, and a man's dream is her dream.
And she really paid the price, deliberately drank a lot of wine, dizzy, and vomited just now.
The big leper said, "It doesn't matter, don't be reckless if you don't know how to drink, look at yourself." β
Aunt Liu shook her head and smiled: "It's nothing, I just feel a little dizzy, nauseous and retching." β
The big leper was suddenly pleasantly surprised, "Auntie, congratulations if you want to eat sour or not, we have it." β
Mrs. Liu pushed him hard: "Leper, what are you talking nonsense, who has it, why do you just think about beautiful things?"
In general, the big leper and Mrs. Liu's strategy did not succeed, and they died halfway.
But this does not affect the relationship between the two of them, this is originally a play, a trap for Wang Hailiang.
Wang Hailiang didn't fall into the trap, and the two of them didn't lose anything.
This night, the big leper didn't leave, and spent the night in Mrs. Liu's room.
Mrs. Liu hid the big leper in the house, wanted to get close to Wang Hailiang during the day, and returned to the room to rest at night.
The big leper didn't dare to come out during the day, and kept getting under the bed, for fear of meeting Uncle Hailiang.
Men hide women called Jinwu Zangjiao, women hide men called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, as long as you can get the treasure map, not to mention under the bed, Lao Tzu also recognizes the dog hole.
The medical seminar lasted for five days, and for the rest of the day, Wang Hailiang always avoided Mrs. Liu.
After the seminar, Hailiang left in the car that night without saying hello to the woman.
Before leaving, he helped Sister-in-law Liu reimburse all the expenses of the hotel, and he paid all the accounts of Mrs. Liu.
This made Mrs. Liu very moved, and she also felt guilty, feeling that she shouldn't frame Hailiang.
He is as careful as dust, what a good man he is, he has no fate to be a husband and wife, and it is good to be an uncle and sister-in-law.
As soon as Wang Hailiang left, the plan of the big leper and Sister-in-law Liu was completely bankrupt, and the two of them were depressed.
The woman asked, "Leper, what should I do?"
The big leper said: "Since we can't get close to Wang Hailiang, we can only think of other ways." β
"What's the solution?"
The big leper smiled coldly: "Find a way to get the other three books, and let's crack the secret of King Liang's tomb ourselves." β
"What do you mean, let's go back to Daliang Mountain and steal the other three books"
"That's right, that's it, where does Sun Blind have this trick and God Number Zhang Ergou has Ben Luban cheats, let's start with Zhang Ergou."
"But Zhang Ergou lives in Z City."
"Then let's rush to Z City and continue to seduce Zhang Ergou, Wang Hailiang can't get in, Zhang Ergou is different, this kid can't walk when he sees a woman.
This time, it's going to be hard for you. β
Mrs. Liu knew what the big leper meant, and the man shifted the target and aimed the finger at Zhang Ergou.
And it's a beauty trick.
The woman nodded and said, "Leper, don't worry, I will never miss this time, I will definitely be able to get Zhang Ergou, you can see it." β