Chapter 1109: The Nameless Ancestor Who Turned Upside Down
"What is with what, what is fighting with heaven and earth, in the final analysis, you are making me a grandson!" Lin Xing said stupidly.
"Whether you agree or not, you are now the current head of the Nameless Sect." The kitten pouted and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't believe that I'm a nameless ancestor, go back and ask Xiaohuajuan to know everything?" I'm afraid you'll cry and cry and beg me to be your grandmother. ”
Lin Xing has a black line.
Sima Lan calmed down at this moment, and after thinking for a moment, he said: "Kitten, you said that you were a nameless ancestor before, but everyone didn't believe it, that's because the ancestor of the ancient nameless sect had already broken away from the extreme path and become a scattered immortal, and there was absolutely no reason to reincarnate and surrender to the level. ”
Lin Xing's heart was like electricity, and he said: "If you are really willing to downgrade and reincarnate, it means that the Three Realms are scum, right?" Are you here to find someone to carry the black pot or to fill the loopholes? ”
"Your dog's brain is so fast!" The kitten came to such a sentence inexplicably, which is a bit of a self-cultivation and not a mouth-trimming meaning.
Lin Xing immediately exclaimed with a shy face: "Hello grandma, Wangwang!" ”
Kitten: "......"
Sima Lan held back a smile and turned his head to the side, the stinky boy lacks virtue enough, this is hurting people.
The kitten was choked by Lin Xing, and her puffing demeanor was full of girl.
After a while, he smiled and said, "Don't be arrogant first, when all of Juan'er's prediction abilities are transferred to you, see if you can still be arrogant." ”
Lin Xing didn't care, and asked her a few more questions about Kuang Hansheng's family.
Every time he mentioned this doorman, the kitten showed a cold look, and finally said: "That unscrupulous son does something that is intolerable to heaven, and sooner or later he will be punished by heaven." He is no longer a disciple of the sect, you are disrespectful to him, just treat him as an ordinary person. As for Liang Xiyu, that hard-working child, marrying a bastard like Kuang Hansheng is also destined for her. When I came out of the secret room, I had already buried her, and I had overtaken her with my secret method, so you can go back and talk to her brother. ”
Lin Xing couldn't help but ask in the end: "Then are you Bai Qianqing now, or a nameless ancestor?" ”
"It's all!"
“……”
The kitten pinched her fingers and calculated, and suddenly came to her in two steps, grabbed her ear that only she could see, and whispered: "Since you have eaten dragon carp gall, you can go to and from the Three Realms at will with the transformation of the lake, I will now tell you part of the time of the transformation of the Three Realms Lake, and you should remember that you must not run around without permission unless you have to." ”
"So?"
"You are Yu Tiandou who I personally sealed, grandma will definitely cover you, listen well, the moon is bent like a hook in the first half of the month, and the sky is ...... at noon in the world."
In just a few words, Lin Xing quickly memorized it in his heart.
At this time, Xinglin Yijun also came back with a big copper pot, "Time is pressing, there is nothing to entertain you, the noodles were eaten by me and the kitten, let's make vegetarian hot pot together!" ”
Lin Xing couldn't help but say, "It's not noon yet, time is pressing?" It turns out that the big key is inherited from you. ”
"Cut, don't talk nonsense, that's his ......" Xinglin Yijun was suddenly stunned in the middle of his words: "Can you speak?" ”
"I just will, I'll teach." The kitten proudly pointed to his nose with his thumb, picked up his chopsticks and began to eat Tiandao hot pot.
Sima Lan's hungry eyes are full of gold stars, where do you care about meat and vegetables.
Lin Xing saw that there were emerald green, snow white, tender red, and goose yellow in the copper pot, and he couldn't help but move his index finger when he couldn't tell his appetite. Just stretched out his hand to the chopsticks, but was opened by the kitten's handle, "Don't think that the five elements clone can do whatever he wants, don't eat!" You can't eat it if it's not a heavenly treasure! ”
"Why?"
"The Heavenly Spirit and Earth Treasure are easy to digest and will not destroy the balance of the five elements of the clone." The kitten held chopsticks to educate him: "Just imagine, if you eat an ordinary frog, you will have to digest it in the body for a while, and the five elements clone has no internal organs, how long do you have to digest it?" Even if you were given enough time to convert frogs into energy, what about until then? Do you want others to see a boiled frog flying in mid-air? ”
Sima Lan and Xinglin Yijun shuddered at the same time after hearing this.
In fact, Lin Xing also shuddered, but they couldn't see it...... A flying frog...... What if you swallow a carrot and two tea eggs? In the eyes of others, do you think that there is a JJ flying in the sky?
Watching them finish eating the hot pot, Lin Xing wanted to visit around, but the kitten held him down: "There are too many people in the Heavenly Dao who don't know the roots, it's hard to guarantee that no second person will be able to see you, don't make trouble, wait here obediently at Old Man Wen." ”
Lin Xing easily ran into a guy who was more powerful than Huang Ma and didn't play dumb riddles, so he spent time quietly, thought about it, chased after her and asked: "It was already very annoying for the Fire Dao people and Lai Tou monks to go down before, and recently I heard that an old nun went again...... What the hell are these rotten sweet potatoes trying to do? ”
While picking his teeth, the kitten made a movement of wiping his neck with his hand, and said vaguely: "Why do you care so much, don't forget that you are a fierce star who fights with the sky, kill whoever is unhappy, in short, don't be afraid, grandma, I will protect you in the back!" ”
Lin Xing grinned when he heard it, he didn't know why, he felt that this 'grandma' was a bit unreliable like an old cheater.
Sima Lan rolled his eyes and took the opportunity to ask her two questions about the Hidden Immortal.
The kitten squinted at her: "Your current water system power has reached the state of returning to the basics, and you can easily open the Nine Heavens Entrance." But are you willing to crack the weather? ”
"If you become a hidden immortal, can't you be with my master?" Sima Lan wondered.
The kitten poked the toothpick on the ground, lowered his voice and said sinisterly: "There was once an old guy who left his wife to be a hidden immortal, thinking that he could pull his wife up by guò means, and guess what?" ”
Sima Lan shook his head blankly.
"Hehe, pull is pulled, but now he and his wife no longer have a husband and wife relationship, only stealing' love fate, that is to say, no matter how many hundred or thousands of years he lives, his wife will keep marrying other men, so he will steal her wife......"
"Uh...... I seem to know the man you're talking about. Lin Xing thought of Qi Biao again, it seems that Ruan Mingzhu is now married to a Japanese actor.
Kitten hey: "It's the one who cheats, God may be a little unfair, but he can't allow anyone in the Three Realms to take advantage of opportunism." Sima Lan, and Xiao Tiandou, you all do it yourself. ”
After saying that, she wiped her mouth and left.
When he arrived at the door, he suddenly turned around and pointed at Lin Xing's nose and said: "Stinky boy, no wonder when I got up early this morning, the deity received a warning from heaven that he should wear safety pants, you little bastard, that pair of thief eyes have been aimed at from just now to now, if you don't know how to converge, sooner or later you will be planted on a woman!" ”
'Ahh......h
The so-called sub-hour is from 11 o'clock at night to 1 o'clock in the morning.
Lin Xing and Sima Lan went down to the Three Realms Lake at half past ten, swam to the middle of the lake and waited for the Three Realms to change.
In the dead of night, the air in the Heavenly Dao made Lin Xing feel very intoxicated, no wonder Old Pea and Dou Ma didn't want to go back when they came here, but then again, which guy got them here, and what was the purpose?
Is it a thief?