Chapter Seventy-Nine: Planck's DBF Memories
"Ahh People are in good spirits on happy occasions! Planck sat cross-legged on the deck of the Merry, alone and enjoying his secret orange wine. [Actually, it's a few homemade citrus slices soaked in rum] Looking at the clear sky not far away, everything is beautiful in the eyes of Planck, who is full of joy. After taking another big sip of orange wine, Planck couldn't help but look at the rune page in his mind proudly.
"Wha! Lao Tzu did it after all! But the wound pulled by the laughter dragged him into that tragic memory again.
"The third DBF battle, the final winner is the captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, the Straw Hat Kid!!" The tournament announcer, the line earthworm, exclaimed the final result in disbelief.
At the same time, Pockie, who reacted, shouted and jumped into the water, Faulcy is a Devil Fruit ability, he is disgusted by the sea water, but his life is now in danger, and with Pochy's entry into the water, the other members of the Fukxi Pirates who reacted jumped into the water like dumplings. "This bastard is despicable, but he has the support of his subordinates!" Planck muttered with an inexplicable glint in his eyes. "Indeed, if the person who is hated no matter how much he betrays his relatives, then he must have his loveliness!" Robin, who was beside Planck, said with a smile.
Just as the Foxy Pirates were searching for their captain in a panic and noisy, the Straw Hats leisurely looked at the search and rescue work not far away, and the interested commenters of this group of strange pirates, because they had just swept the venue and handed over the collected meat to Usopp, who took the initiative to ask for his life, to take to comfort their heroes.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Usopp to walk back with Luffy, who had been resurrected in full condition, and along the way, Usopp kept bragging about how he cheered for him off the field and how good his vision was, after all, he was an assistant coach and said that although he was kicked back at the beginning of the game, he didn't know how he thought he had just won the game. "Luffy, good job!" Planck pulled the yellow, colored straw hat from Usopp's neck and handed it to Luffy with a smile on his face, Luffy also took his straw hat with a smile on his face, looked at it carefully like a baby, and then solemnly buckled it on his head. "Ahh Of course, I'm going to be the man of One Piece! Luffy smirked his idiot smile again. Oh? Is it? Then you'll have to keep trying, my Captain of One Piece! Planck pondered the firm gaze that flashed in Luffy's eyes that had just taken it seriously, and he also put away his casual appearance and replied solemnly. That's of course, Planck! Luffy laughed as if he had been beaten back to his original form again, was he really handsome for 5 seconds?
"Luffy, did you think that we won this tournament, do you want anything from them? People still don't want it! It's all ugly! Nami looked at the group of fools who were still searching for Foxy in the sea, and couldn't help but say good things about Foxy and his gang.
"Then we don't want anything? Finally won yes! Usopp couldn't help but ask unwillingly.
"Bastard, who said no? We want their treasure, bastard! Nami finally revealed her true intentions.
Looking at the Nami Straw Hats who were full of golden light and full of Bailey, they collectively sighed: "Sure enough, I knew that this woman couldn't do without these things!" ”
While everyone was messing around, Planck suddenly had a brilliant idea to complete his mission. "Luffy, I want to ask you for something!" Planck turned his head with excitement on his face and said to Luffy.
"What's the matter?" Luffy, who was cheering around Usopp and Chopper, turned his head and asked in disbelief.
"Come with your ears and do this...... And then like that......@#¥%...... What do you think? Planck mysteriously finished talking about his top-secret plan. That's great! Planck, you're a genius! Luffy's eyes lit up with joy, which showed that he was also very interested in Planck's suggestion, so after the Foxy Pirates successfully rescued their boss Foxy, the embarrassed crowd followed the weak boss to face the desperate pick-picking session after losing the game again, and they saw the devilish ghost smile on the face of the other captain's straw hat boy. What kind of eyes is this straw hat boy, Mom, I'm afraid, I want to go home! "Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, gods and Buddhas are about to appear, don't pick me!" "Does the straw hat guy really like my tone? Eh, I hate it, people are so shy! “
Just when the Foxy Pirates were all kinds of strange activities in their hearts, as their boss Foxy felt that he couldn't be cowardly, under the face of the various weird smiles of the Straw Hats, he quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and responded with a fierce heart. "Straw hat boy, I have to admire your combat effectiveness, our Foxy Pirates have admitted it, according to the rules of DBF, you can pick it from our ship, and ask for someone!" After shouting this, Foxy couldn't help but turn his head and burst into tears, "Partners, I'm leaving, take care of yourself, I still can't laugh when I'm sentimental?" "Big guy!" The Fuksy Pirates were also crying silently. "These bastards! We don't want people! Nami, who couldn't help it, hit Foxy on the head with a stick. Don't want people? Foxie, who didn't care about the pain on the top of his head, was full of doubts and anticipation.
"Yes, we don't just take away someone's partner!" Luffy said with such an expression on his face.
"Really? It's really admirable! Then you say, what more do you want? As long as I have the Fukxi Pirates, you can take it! After hearing Luffy's response, Foxy also promised with a serious face.
"Ahh Are you sure? Then I'm going to invite you to a banquet where our juggler Planck will perform an acrobatic magic trick for you, and you will all laugh! Otherwise, it doesn't count! Luffy excitedly threw out his request.
"Yes, that's it!" Nami, who was completely silent about how much treasure there was in the giant ship of the Foxy Pirates, subconsciously agreed. Wait, that doesn't look right! What about the treasures that are said to be good? I've got all the bags ready, and you're going to mention this to me? Nami, who finally woke up from her sweet dream, roared with angry fangs.
"Is that all? Okay, Uncle Ben agreed, and the little ones set up the stage and had a banquet! Today I'm going to go home with the Straw Hat Kid without getting drunk! "Good !!" , Foxy and his gang hurriedly took action, they were very knowledgeable about these temporary celebration buildings. "Hey, hey, that's not what we're asking for! Don't say yes! "Nami, who can't bear to say goodbye to the treasure that beckons to her, is still making her last efforts, but it is clear that both the Fuksy Pirates and the Straw Hat Pirates are beginning to look forward to the banquet in the near future." Banquet! Banquet! Banquet! Luffy led Chopper, and Usopp cheered happily on the side. Looking at the culprit on that side, Nami couldn't help but go up and beat up a certain calculated dead cargo captain. "Let you feast, let you feast, my treasure! Give me back the treasure! Nami waved her iron fist mercilessly with a resentful look on her face. Not really! It's not me! The idea was ......" Just when Luffy was about to confess what happened, Planck, who was watching the play on the side, suddenly felt a whim in his heart, this was a sign of the coming catastrophe, so he decisively rushed to Luffy's side and punched Luffy with a thunderous punch. "Dare to talk back? I, Nami-sama, listened obediently when I was educating you! Planck, who looked like a Nami loyal dog, secretly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and accused him righteously. Is it? Are you so faithful? If Robin hadn't told me the truth, I would have almost been deceived by you, Planck is so powerful, I dare to sabotage my plans! Just when Planck secretly rejoiced in the success of his murderous plan, a mysterious call came to his ears.
Feeling a murderous aura that was even more dignified than the murderous aura Luffy faced just now, Planck turned his head stiffly and smiled awkwardly, "So, Nami, wahahaha!" I did this for a reason, really, I swear to God! ”
"Oh? Is it? Shall I forgive you? Nami said with a playful expression.
"Sister Nami's head is wise, that, thousands of generations, dominate the rivers and lakes!" Planck, who felt more murderous, hurriedly offered all kinds of flattery to himself, just begging the sycophant to save his life.
"Oh? O my dear Planck! Let Nami-sama reward your loyalty! Nami clenched her fists, and when she was angry, she was with an iron fist of love!!
"Oh, no!! Ya Butterfly! Then came Planck's miserable howl, and finally an hour later at the banquet, Planck, who had been cared for by Nami, limped onto his performance stage, but he never expected it.
"Poof! This clown is so good-looking! Laughing to death Uncle Ben! ”
"Wha! What the hell is that pig-headed face? ”
"Eh, laughing at me, what kind of stalk is this? This outfit is absolutely amazing! ”
"Congratulations to the gamers, successfully complete the April Fool's Day reward event and get the achievement [King of Hot Fighting Ball]: Take a commemorative photo for the gamer's smooth three kills, and I am invincible!! [Monkey invited to tease]: The gamer laughed at 500 people. [Death Expert]: Warns the gamer that the wealth of some creatures is not something anyone can stop. [Tease the Humanoid Dragon]: Praise one for the spirit of the gamer who is not afraid of death. [Happy April Fool's Day]: Look at you so crippled, this system comforts your achievements, happy holidays! Yay, hee, hee! Collect 5 achievements to activate a small amount of power, and there are 25 achievements now. Congratulations to the gamers for activating the Rune Mosaic page and the Rune Stone in the Mall is on the shelves. This announcement of the system became the last sharp knife to poke at Planck.
"System, your sister!" All his wishes came true, and Planck, who had worked so hard to obtain the opening of the rune stone, did not feel a trace of joy at this time, and fell to his knees as if he had been broken.