"Friends are bimoons, you have to be happy with each other, I have a principle to make friends."

He tilted his head sideways and puffed on the smoke rings, with a sloppy expression. If it weren't for the bet, Shen Qingqing would really want to splash a glass of water. Pouted, going to the pole is not a business, does he really think that he is a strange commodity to live in?

Shen Qingqing tried hard to put away the small flame in his eyes, and smiled like a Mona Liza: "Oh? Tell me about it? ”

"First, look good, this good does not refer to beauty but to goodness, the so-called phase is born from the heart, Miss looks good, but unfortunately she is not a good person for a year"

Shen Qingqing couldn't cry or laugh: "Go on"

"Second, you have to have a brain, the vase is equal to idiot waste in my place" After speaking, he looked at Shen Qingqing Zhile provocatively: "How can you match both items, please remember: ** can be, but not if you go to bed"

It's the first time in my life that people have been so blatantly humiliated, and they have no brains. Shen Qingqing was so angry that her lungs hurt, but she did it herself. She kind of hated herself for speaking as a dust girl. The ancients did not deceive me: "A man will dishonor himself and others will dishonor him"

"You may not be too full of words, too steel to fold, from ancient times to the present, the real villain will always be cuter than the hypocrite, and live longer, the so-called good people do not live long, the scourge lives for thousands of years, and the constant war between desire and truth will reduce people's life."

"Hehe," the handsome guy's eyes finally lit up. Leaned closer to the face pet: "If you can say such a thing, you have also studied for a few days, why do you want to do this industry?" ”

"Hmm" Shen Qingqing began to laugh, proud of her own acting skills: "Because I want to understand men, do you know?" The most interesting thing is the inner war of people, so many years of observation have made me understand that there is no man who can't be leisurely, the key is to see if you are enough? ”

After speaking, he looked at him with the same provocation. This time, it's me.

"It's too exaggerated for you to study at such a big cost!" The handsome guy is obviously not worth it for me.

In this world, telling jokes with a straight face has the same effect as telling the truth with a hippie smile. It can make people dizzy. And Shen Qingqing made up his mind that he must knock him out, and then get a thousand yuan to win the game. So he continued to talk seriously nonsense: "It's worth it." I think I've done so little compared to my ancestors! Do you know? There was a genius in Austria named Weininger. The study of men and women is called a thorough. But he was still not satisfied. In order to arouse the attention of Dacong, he committed suicide at the age of twenty-three. I sighed to myself! ”

The senior brother pondered: "I have also heard of it. But with all due respect, you shouldn't be doing it."

"You say that, obviously, to despise us? O layman's opinion! Of course, you can't be blamed, the average person's mind is at the same low stage as you. I'll give you a boost. Shen Qingqing is now obviously fighting back fiercely for what he just said.

"We can divide women into two types. : One is the matrilineal type, and the other is the wind and dust type. The main function of the former is to reproduce for humans. The latter is the main force that pushes forward society, ideology, and culture. Matrilineal women spend all their time taking care of their husbands and children, and their IQ levels are very low. The women with the highest spiritual development are those who are praised in the poems. For example, Lin Siniang. Zhen Yuanyuan, Dong Xiaowan. is a dusty woman. Only men who have not developed their minds will like matrilineal women, and the great men who play a leading role in society choose most of them are dusty women. How dare you despise it? "Look at the official, Shen Qingqing obviously made a mistake in these words: "That is, stealing beams and changing pillars." That is, the dusty woman is not the same as the dusty woman, this is Weininger's discussion of women in his famous book, she is just stealing to coax people.

"What you say makes a lot of sense, but I still feel sorry for you. Actually, you're one of the few women I know who has quite a brain."

Brain? It seems that only when a woman never has a figure and no looks, will anyone notice her mind. If Shen Qingqing didn't have the capital to burn the wind, the handsome guy on the other side would never be patient to listen to her a basket of nonsense.

Shen Qingqing snuffed out the class head and slowly spit out the last puff of cigarette: "Do you dare to bet a thousand yuan with me, I don't think you dare, a man like you looks very distressed about money." ”

Shen Qingqing laughed after speaking.

"Bet on what?

"Just the two of us, stay in a hotel for the night. I'm betting on your sane upper body. I can't control your impulsive lower body, and I bet that you don't dare to go."

The other party's pupils dilated instantly, and the desires and morality in it were competing, Shen Qingqing said. The most beautiful thing in the world is the fight between the soul and the devil.

"I don't accompany you to Hu Lai, but I sue you, I can control zhì"

"Hehe" Shen Qingqing immediately laughed. "It's not that you can't come nonsense, you don't dare." To paraphrase Carmen: It's not that you don't worry about me. You are not at ease with yourself. Are you willing to gamble and lose? Mr. If you want to cheat, that's okay. After all, there are not many people who keep their promises, goodbye, Mr. Gentleman. ”

If the other party really didn't pay, she would have to admit defeat.

Who knew that she just stood up: "Of course I am willing to bet and lose." After speaking, he counted ten hundred from his wallet. Handed it over.

Shen Qingqing's eyes immediately lit up. "Thank you, you're still a man," he said before he said that. But at this moment, the other party suddenly stretched out his hand to her pink face. If you want to eat Lao Niang's tofu, how can you do it? She hurriedly dodged, and she almost blurted out, "Please respect yourself, the little woman only sells art, not ginseng!"

"I knew you weren't that kind of woman. I don't know why you're here to tease me. Or did you make a bet with a friend over there. Make a friend. I'm a new teacher at L University."

Hearing "L big" Shen Qingqing felt that his head was buzzing for a while, as if he had encountered a ghost in the night, and he couldn't care about his back, and asked sincerely, "Hey, hey, miss, what's wrong with you?" ”

Pulling up Lin Xiaofan on the table, they fled out

"Count me losing, hurry up"

The three of them escaped from the bar without knowing the truth, and Liang Min said as he ran, "Sister Qingqing, what's wrong?" Is that guy a bad guy? Even if it's a bad guy, with me and Xiaofan here, you won't run away."

"yes, yes, the four of us can't beat him," the big-faced cat interjected

"He's not a bad guy. It's more terrible than a bad guy, he's a new teacher from L University," Shen Qingqing said with a sigh of relief

"I don't understand, he's a teacher, what are you afraid of him?" The big-faced cat paused for a moment, looking confused

"The scary place is there. I, a new teaching assistant teacher at L University, teased him as a girl! Shen Qingqing bared his teeth and said authentically. The heart was cold all the way to the glacier of Siberly.

Liang Min looked at Shen Qingqing, who shrugged his head, "Things won't be so bad." First, the lights are so dim. Second. You also put on makeup today. Third, even if he recognizes it, if you don't admit it, what can he do? He had no proof. Fourth. L is so big, maybe, you can't touch it at all, and if you do, maybe it's a long time later, and he may have forgotten about it a long time ago."

Shen Qingqing listened. Suddenly the mood was a little better, "Well, that's right." He can't be in the same department as me, maybe not at all. ”

It's just that Shen Qingqing's words were a little too early.

After escaping from the bar, several people lost interest and returned home. As soon as Shen Qingqing came back, he turned on the computer......

When she started playing the lottery, she quickly forgot about the unhappiness just now.

When Lin Xiaofan woke up the next day, the girl was sleeping, and a piece of paper was clearly written on the door, "Don't call me if you don't eat breakfast"

Lin Xiaofan shook his head when he saw it. The big-faced cat came out and saw that "gamblers can quit gambling, but ghosts don't believe it." It looks like last night it was closed again."

"I didn't go to bed until two o'clock, no wonder I got up for breakfast and ate it."

When everyone was done, when they saw this girl, they sat in front of the computer again, sighing, "Alas, this is too small." I knew that I could get out, and it was so small."

Liang Min made a helpless move, "Let such a person be a teacher, the next generation of the motherland, it's worrying"

The two ignored him, and tomorrow was Monday. Exams. A few still hurry up to review.

Wait until noon. Lin Xiaofan asked Shen Qingqing to eat. Shen Qingqing's hair was still like straw, her face was not washed, she was holding a pen in her hand, and her hand was constantly calculating the number to come out.

Even Lin Xiaofan asked her to eat. It is also the left ear that goes in, and the right ear that comes up

Lin Xiaofan's face turned pale, "Shen Qingqing, you play that broken lottery again, believe it or not, I'll let you go now"

Shen Qingqing saw Lin Xiaofan's face blushing. I couldn't help but stick out my tongue: this girl is angry, more terrible than her mother. Look at her frame, if you don't stop. This girl couldn't carry it, so she kicked herself out. Otherwise, take out a kitchen knife and cut off your own hand directly. Thinking of this, she suddenly felt a chill in her heart.

"Okay, okay, let's stop playing, I'm about to lose anyway, let's go eat."

Lin Xiaofan looked at Shen Qingqing, who had a smiling face and immediately turned off the computer. In disgust, she knocked her hands off, "I didn't wash my hands, I didn't brush my teeth." You're embarrassed to go downstairs for dinner. After saying that, he turned around and left.

Shen Qingqing immediately rushed into the bathroom and saw his ghostly appearance. I can't help but be disgusted. Staying up late is hurting your skin, and it seems that you really can't play so late in the future. At the moment, give full play to the style of the troops, divide three by five, and finish Mali's washing.

When I played the lottery, I didn't feel hungry, but I didn't play, and my stomach immediately growled.

waited for the dining room, watched everyone do it, and waited for her to eat. Immediately embarrassed to get up, "Sorry, I'm late." ”

Lin Xiaofan saw Shen Qingqing sit down and looked at everyone, "Now everyone has arrived." I'm going to make a rule today. If you can't do it, you can move out, which doesn't leave the uncle. The words were rushed, and it was clear that she was not in a very good mood.

Everyone immediately fell silent.

Lin Xiaofan glanced at everyone. "I've always treated everyone like family. I can't bear to be responsible, and I do my best to make everyone feel at home. But that doesn't mean you can influence others. You can meet whatever you want with me. If your parents are next to you, are you unscrupulous? Now that you live here, I have to be responsible to your parents.

First, after that, they will go to bed before twelve o'clock. Have breakfast at seven o'clock, and if you don't go downstairs, no one will call you. That means, you don't eat. It's the same for noon, dinner, and going downstairs at the same time. If you don't eat it, tell Sù Zhao's mother directly, so as not to waste food by doing too much.

Second. Own room, tidy up by yourself. Zhao's mother is responsible for cleaning the area to be large enough. So the room is not within the scope of Zhao's mother's responsibility,

Third. The things in my room are broken. Get it for me myself.

Fourth, go out and talk about it, so that everyone doesn't worry.

That's all I can think of. I hope everyone will abide by it, and if anyone has a good opinion, they can put it forward.

Seeing that everyone has no opinion, "Let's eat, the rice is cold"

After eating, the big-faced cat went out with Zhang Long to run errands. Liang Min slipped to Lin Xiaofan's room, "It's very angry, what's the matter, my aunt is visiting"

"You didn't go to Shen Qingqing's room, but you took a look, if you went to see it, I believe, you would be half angry, look at my room, the pig's nest is not as good, I am really angry."

"Is it so strict? I'll check it out! "Liang Min doesn't believe that he is in chaos, where can he be in chaos.

At this time, Li Li was helping Shen Qingqing clean up the room. Liang Min knocked on the door and came in, and couldn't help but be happy, "Sister Qingqing, your house has been robbed, no wonder you made the second sister half angry." You're pretty good, you've only lived for two days, and you've been in this house like an earthquake.

Shen Qingqing raised his head, "What so much nonsense, hurry up and help, I was kicked out, how happy are you?" ”

Liang Min was also squatting on the ground at the moment, moving his hands, and everyone was in full swing as soon as he entered. But I don't know what Lin Xiaofan is waiting for, and he also joined it.

When Shen Qingqing and Lin Xiaofan picked up the handkerchief on the ground together. Lin Xiaofan said softly, "I'm sorry, I was too angry just now."

Shen Qingqing smiled lightly and stepped forward to hug Lin Xiaofan, "It's me who went too far." If I'm at home and make the house like this, my grandfather will have to shut me up."

"Don't sleep so late next time. Not good for health"

"I'm not worried about her strong body like a cow, I'm worried that without her rushing to eat, everyone will not eat well, and they will be hungry and thin," Liang Min interjected.

Suddenly, as soon as her words fell, she saw Shen Qingqing's slippers flying over, and hurriedly dodged away. He laughed.

"Say I'm as strong as a cow, then you can't be an elephant" Shen Qingqing countered, and immediately swept away the embarrassment. The scene suddenly became warm.

Right here, Lin Xiaofan's mobile phone suddenly came to the sound of text messages

"I'll see which lover sent it," Shen Qingqing immediately stepped forward to grab it.

For a while, the scene was even more chaotic.

In the end, everyone collapsed on the bed exhausted. At the same time, he looked at Lin Xiaofan's text messages. "Lin Xiaofan, at six o'clock tonight, Room 203 of Furama Hotel, dare to come? Yang Xuan! ”

"Damn, it seems that I came out for Gao Hu, what should I do Xiaofan, go or not" Liang Min asked

"Below the war sticker, don't you go, doesn't it make people laugh at us for being gutsless?" Lin Xiaofan smiled slightly.

Right here, another text message arrived. An unfamiliar number. Open it and take a look.

"Lin Xiaofan, I'm Li Monan, do you have time to meet? I've got something to look for you" (To be continued.) )