Bi Sheng stood at the door of the barracks, looking back at the left and right with a big schoolbag, quite excited. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Chu Ci glanced at Bi Sheng helplessly.

Does this guy know that if you go in, you have to shed a layer of skin? He didn't harass Bi Yue, and he was good to Xiaoxi and Xiaolongren, who did he provoke? His mother's pleas are not good, and she can't stop taking a vacation.

Chu Yifeng goose yellow T-shirt, with a bridge pattern on the front placket, big blue pants, and sandals bought by his mother-in-law.

It's a little casual, but the expression is serious:

"Stand upright!

If you go in, you're a soldier. You have to train as others train. Even more demanding of yourself.

Training and learning are not allowed to be delayed. If you dare to disgrace me this time, I will say ugly things before. ”

The difficult brother stared at Chu Yifeng. Suddenly discovered, why are my brother and brother-in-law so scary?

Chu Ci and Bi Sheng, their eyes fell on the bowl scar on Chu Yifeng's leg.

Chu Yifeng narrowed his eyes. How many people did he kill this year? A little bit of bad breath can scare two stinky boys.

"Dare to be ashamed? When I come back, if you don't know your parents who can be trained in my hands, if you don't believe me, you can try. ”

After shouting, the cold momentum was closed, and the trunk waved at the two of them:

"Come, take out all the money in your pocket.

Dog, throw the food your sister gave you.

A medical kit? What kind of kit do you want, big boy?

Acne? Your sister will pit you, if you don't train well, you can't study hard, you won't be the first in the exam, what kind of face do you need.

Chu Ci, hand in the useless book for me.

Wow, you're still pretending to be a Walkman? Why don't you move your home, stinky boy? ”

In this way, the two half-sized children were left with only books and pants vests in their schoolbags, and they were taken into the barracks by a soldier. Twenty days of rebirth began.

……

As soon as Chu Yifeng's car stopped at the door, Liu Yafang hurriedly opened the door:

"Oh, you're coming back. You can leave home and take care of the children, you have to take them for the next two days. Your grandmother and they both fell asleep. I've got something. Dashan Jiawa is hospitalized, and I have to go to the hotel. ”

"What disease?"

"Anemia. That kid doesn't eat well, and you said it wasn't when she was pregnant, so why can't you pay attention. That Dai Hanfei, she is not sensible at all, she is such a mother, and the child is really sinned! ”

Chu Yifeng looked surprised: "A little bit of a big child can be anemic? ”

"Isn't that right? If the child is anemic, it is not enough nutrition. Our Bi Yue is also nervous, and she is noisy to lose weight. See? When the mother is tossing blindly, her own child is dying. ”

Chu Yifeng looked at the back of his mother-in-law, stood for two minutes, and pondered slightly.

The first thing I did when I entered the house was finally no longer to check whether the two babies were sleeping well, but to touch the phone and call the child's mother:

"Hello?"

Bi Yue's cautious and tentative voice came from the phone: "Is there something going on at home?" Is the child sick? ”

"Can you please stop cursing our daughter. Chubby sleeping straight hum.

I'm just asking you what you're doing? Why don't you carry some fruit to the construction site? ”

"Ah, what's the call you're calling? Surprise me! I won't tell you, I have something at hand. ”

"Huh? Daughter-in-law, you're not fat at all. ”

Bi Yue on the other end of the phone rolled her eyes: "You called to remind me that I was fat, right?" Take your idleness. I have to be like this first if I'm fat or not, can I manage it? Good bye! ”

Chu Yifeng looked at the phone and wondered.

Isn't he clear? Why are you still angry?

So from this day on, Chu Yifeng, a professional father, officially took up his post.

Bi family, he said it.

What the two fat dolls eat and drink, he says.

"Come on, son, let's be barefoot."

"Girl, that can't be bitten. You wait, Dad will make you cookies. ”

The diapers were removed, and Chu Yifeng let the children pee at will.

Mrs. Chu sat up in a daze, and the two treasures woke up early, giggling in the strap, watching their father kneading dough.

Chu Yifeng rubbed a snake for a while, and rubbed a pig's head for a while.

The old lady stood at the kitchen door on crutches and poked her head out. Hearing her eldest grandson humming while coaxing the child: "Socialism is good, socialism is good, and the people of socialist countries have a high status." The reactionaries were brought down and the imperialism fled with its tail between its legs......"

"Your mother-in-law can't come back at night? What's boiling in the pot? ”

"Hmm. Boiled pork liver, Bi Yue has to eat that. Grandma, I'll break a leaf for you later. I'll bake you now, wait. ”

The old lady's smiling eyes narrowed: "Well, I'll wait." How many of us are left home? It's good to wonder, no one cares about us this time. Xiao Feng, you don't have to carry them, I can watch. ”

"No, don't delay." Chu Yifeng really felt that his grandmother was unreliable.

Rolling out the dough in his hand and putting it on his son's head, he laughed and said:

"Pull your dad, pull your hat, work hard. After finishing it, throw it in the baking pan for your mother to eat. Let's eat well. ”

Mrs. Chu looked at the back of her eldest grandson and nodded: Alas, when you grow up, being a father is different, you are really capable!

The capable Chu Yifeng has done a lot of things in one day.

Liang Bao peed at will, and he washed countless things. After washing the sheets and the quilt cover, he can also take a bath for his daughter's toys.

made small biscuits for Liangbao to grind his teeth, and named him Doudou. He taught the two children: "Come, tell Dad, who is Doudou?" ”

……

Chu Yifeng made carrot puree for the children in the morning, wrapped a small wonton for the children in the afternoon, and also listed the supplementary food menu in the future:

For example, tomorrow's porridge with minced meat and walnut rice cereal. The day after tomorrow, egg milk steamed buns and fish puree, tofu and green vegetable porridge, with some carrot soup.

caught the carrot, and was frightened by the children of Zhao Dashan's family, and was afraid that his two treasures were also anemic.

Not to mention, the babies who feed and eat are picky eaters for the first time.

Probably because Liangbao's mother didn't eat carrots lightly when she was pregnant, so that the children could eat enough.

When Chu Yifeng was feeding this thing, the little dragon man spit it out after tasting it. After that, I pushed it with my fat hand, and I couldn't dodge it when I pushed it around, and the scared fat doll even twisted and crawled half a meter away.

The creek is even more obvious and domineering. After discovering her brother's tragic condition, Dad came over with a small bowl, and her little fat hand not only pushed it away, but she also knocked it over very thoroughly. Oh, so there's nothing to feed anymore, knocking over and giggling.

Chu Yifeng was not annoyed at all, and he did not force the child.

After cleaning up the sheets and carrots, looking at the two babies who were playing obediently, he turned around and went to the kitchen.

After a while, even Mrs. Chu thought it looked delicious.

Cucumber slices were pinned to the mouth of the goblet, and the steamed carrot puree from the half-goblet was held in the man's big hand: "Huh? You two take a look, see what this is in Dad's hand? Red, red, green, and green understanding? ”

The two babies tilted their heads and ticked their heads: Can you lick it?

Chu Yifeng said in his heart: If you can't control the two of you, it's over.

In three days, the little dragon man, who had just been able to sit for a while, was actually taken by Chu Yifeng to practice, and stood up with the adult's arm dangling.

This is a big progress, but Mrs. Chu stopped doing it: "Walking too early, the child will grow up to be miserable, you can put it down for me, climb for a while and have fun!" ”

Chu Yifeng didn't talk back to him. His theory is not that he is afraid of his son's life, how can it be?

It's his son's fat arms and legs, he is afraid that he won't be able to support his weight, and he won't be able to be a beautiful man when he grows up.

In three days, the girl of Bi Yue's family has also changed a lot.

In the past, Xiaoxi cried with such energy, and his temperament was as if he was about to cry and lose his breath, and he could often cry and sweat for himself.

Now it's time to find her father before crying, crying twice and being coaxed by her father in his arms, and then carrying him out and walking around and giggling immediately.

Chu Yifeng can always find out exactly why the children are crying.

Taking the baby during the day and changing diapers at night, Liu Yafang went to the restaurant again, Chu Yifeng had to be responsible for cooking, the housework was very heavy, but the children were making progress every day.

Now the two treasures have regarded "babababa" as the most unconsciously voiced pronunciation, not their mother.

Bi Yue saw it all in her eyes and warmed her heart.

Knowing that Chu Yifeng was worried and afraid that she would lose weight, she told with a big grin: "You should lose weight so well?" I'll just talk about it, and I'll be happy. ”

When it is time to feed the children at eight o'clock in the evening, Chu Yifeng will choose to catch up on sleep at that time.

Bi Yue looked at the man lying on the bed, and looked at Chu Yifeng, who was wearing yellow today and green tomorrow, she also wanted to be rare.

This stinky man is dressed like a college student, and after she gives birth, she looks like a gay woman. Time is so good for men.

On this day, Bi Yue came back early at noon and arrived home at more than ten o'clock. The old lady didn't come that day. She found that Chu Yifeng was feeding the children cucumber puree while applying cucumber puree to his face.

Chu Yifeng felt that the opportunity could not be lost and did not come again, taking advantage of the fact that there were only two ignorant milk dolls beside him, he had to bully and bully the child's mother.

How many days haven't you touched it? No matter how happy you are, you have to give some oil.

A bowl of cucumber puree, I couldn't help but say that it was all buckled on Bi Yue's face: "Come, watch Dad perform licking for you!" After speaking, he rode on Bi Yue.

……

Bi Yue asked Chu Yifeng: "You didn't come back and didn't do business?" ”

Chu Yifeng smiled evilly: "Didn't I just finish it?" ”

Bi Yue slapped it: "Don't go to the hotel, and don't go to see my building." Ask you how the loan is being repaid, and you act as if you didn't hear it. The bank is not your parents, and they won't pay you back if they owe money. ”

Chu Yifeng laughed when he heard it. What about his daughter-in-law coaxing the child?

Bi Yue was still thinking like an old mother: "I don't party with friends either." How many times have your friends called? Is that good? I'm not going to the construction site this afternoon, what are you going to do when you go out, ah? ”

Chu Yifeng took off the trademark on the peach, slapped it on the back of his son's head, and said strangely: "Daughter-in-law, look, our son's head doesn't look like a kiwi from behind?" ”

Bi Yue was tired.

However, she didn't know that the child Wang Chu Yifeng didn't delay anything, although he looked like a friend of a housewife and boy, but he had a phone and could command remotely, including parties.

Bi Yue walked on the front foot, and several big men came in from the gate of Bi's house on the back foot.

Someone carrying a stroller, someone carrying a block, someone carrying a pile of food, and someone holding a case of beer.

The seven old men put the dining table in the courtyard of the Bi family to drink, and after drinking for a while, Xiaoxi and Xiaolongren shouted to their father, there were signs of crying, Chu Yifeng hurriedly stuffed a plastic bottle for each of the two babies, and he held the wine bottle and lay in the middle to demonstrate:

"Come, look at Dad, yes, hold your hands and drink, is it delicious?"

A few big men laughed when they watched.

Chu Yifeng was very arrogant: "Do you have it?" We are a dragon and phoenix fetus. ”

After that, the topic turned to women, and the single chatted about finding a girlfriend, Liu Liwei said: "The one who is in the place is divided." It's too clean for a long time. ”

Chu Yifeng: "Wait for her to give birth to a baby, clean fart." ”

Another said, "My dance hall acquaintances are also divided." She's hot-tempered, and so am I. ”

Chu Yifeng: "Stage? It feels like a lifetime. Let me tell you, you give birth to a baby, and when you become a father, you have a quick temper. ”

In short, Liu Dapeng summed it up: "Crazy, what do you mean, giving birth to a baby cures all diseases?" ”

Chu Yifeng suddenly became deep and said:

"Almost. My daughter-in-law and I had a bad temper before, so look at it now.

Buddies are not tools, tired, annoying, and taking care of children is all tedious, but when I think about my daughter-in-law, a twenty-year-old girl, giving birth to a child at the age of Zhengmei, tsk.

I'm sleepy, I really don't want to get up in the middle of the night to change diapers, but we're soldiers?

No matter how lazy the lazy dad of other people's families is, a year together can help a lot. I can't work 24 hours a day.

I don't have time to quarrel, my daughter-in-law and I haven't talked to each other until now, we don't have time, and our mouths are full of children. And the self. The little thing I used to pursue, the more I bring the baby now, the more hypocritical I feel. Really, you all have children, let's team up and take the baby out to play in a few years......"

“bababbaba!”

"Whoa! Girl, what do you want? Chu Yifeng, who was still deep just now, disappeared immediately.