Zhang ** was laughing, but Lin Xing was very depressed.

He really couldn't understand what the girls were thinking now. Not only does he not divide the grains, but he also almost sets the house on fire when he occasionally goes to the kitchen.

Can you eat naughty trick or treat? Lin Xing sweated a little for Mu Shuangshuang's future husband.

Although Lin Xing's hands and feet are nimble, his housework is a little rough.

After Zhang ** finished cleaning the porcelain pieces on the ground, he also took a wet rag to help clean the stove.

It took a full quarter of an hour for the kitchen to return to its original state, and the unfortunate pan was completely scrapped.

Since it was a weekend, when a few people went to the vegetable market in the morning, they bought a lot of meat, vegetables and noodles, which was enough for the food of these two days.

Looking at the pile of white radishes and carrots of different sizes and strange shapes in the small basket, Lin Xing couldn't help but laugh: "This is cut by our dark chef Sister Shuangshuang?" She's going to feed us like rabbits? ”

"Uh...... Frost is also kind, so don't blame her. Zhang ** pleaded for his best friend: "This ...... I cut this turnip, and she said she wanted to make gravy turnips. ”

"The knife work is good! What about meat? ”

"I also know that I can't cut it well, so don't be sarcastic about me. That's right, meat...... The meat is still in the fridge and I forgot to take it out! Zhang ** covered his mouth lightly, and then remembered that there seemed to be pork belly in the gravy radish.

Lin Xing shook his head and didn't say anything more, he was completely convinced of these three chicks.

It's not early, but fortunately, Lin Xing is used to making fast food.

He took out a cleaned grass carp from the refrigerator, cut a few knives on the backs of the fish on both sides, marinated it with various spices, put it on a baking tray and stuffed it into the oven, and grilled it regularly for five minutes.

Looking at the pile of radish King Kong, he couldn't help but sigh again. Simply, he took out the windbreaker knife from Tianjing, put the radish on the cutting board, and slashed the knife on it.

After a while, a basket of radish pieces became shredded radish.

"Wow! Lin Xing, your sword technique is too godly! Zhang ** was a little stunned.

"The proprietress in your cold drink shop may not be worse than me." Lin Xing put the shredded radish into a basin, put in various spices, poured in flour and starch, and beat it into a paste.

Zhang**'s eyes widened in surprise: "You mean Sister Qing?" ”

"It should be, it's the old lady who smiles beautifully, I don't know what her name is."

"Her name is He Qing, and she is good to us. Sister Qing's temper is quite hot, and she is the kind of woman who will really use a knife to cut people if she provokes her. She...... Is her knife skills also good? How do you know? ”

"If you can't even see this, can you still be called a master?" Lin Xing pursed his lips and quickly dialed the radish puree into the oil pot with a spoon, and after a while, golden radish balls floated on the surface of the oil.

Zhang ** looked at the oil pot silently, stayed for a while, and suddenly said, "Lin Xing, can I ask you for something?" ”

"Say, except for letting me sleep with you, everything else can be discussed."

"Phew!" Zhang ** took a sip, and said in his heart that this big villain is not ordinary brazen, and the ghost wants to sleep with you: "Seriously, can I beg you...... Please teach me how to practice swordsmanship? Thinking that she was almost violated by Zhou Shaoxiong that night, she felt a little palpitating.

Lin Xing turned off the heat, scooped the fragrant radish balls into a large plate, and set them aside. Wiped his hands on his apron, turned to look into her eyes: "The eyes are very flexible, stretch out your hand for me to see." ”

Zhang ** stretched out two Bai Shengsheng's palms in front of him according to his words.

"Your lifeline is long, at least to be seventy years old; However, the love line is very messy, and there should be many suitors, but they are all coming for your grandeur......"

Zhang ** was solemnly waiting for his comment at first, but after listening to two sentences, he realized that he was talking nonsense. I couldn't help but change my complexion, and I wanted to retract my hand.

Lin Xing suddenly reached out and grabbed her right hand, pinching it back and forth.

Zhang ** struggled to pull back twice, but couldn't break free, and said angrily: "You let go of me, otherwise I'm going to scream!" ”

"Call you big, if I really know how to guard and steal, how dare my boss invite me?" Lin Xing pinched her little hand a few more times, and said, "It's quite soft, but the meat of the tiger's mouth is not thick enough." You're not good at knife practice, but I can teach you some other kung fu skills. At least, there will be absolutely no problem dealing with one or two Zhou Shaoxiong. As he spoke, he let go of her palm.

Zhang ** was thought about by his words, and couldn't help but think of that night a few days ago, and said a little depressed: "Don't comfort me, a man as big as Zhou Shaoxiong, without a weapon, how can I beat him." ”

"Who says a little guy can't beat a big guy?" Lin Xing turned around and cracked a few eggs into the bowl, squinting at her while stirring: "Have you Happy Fruit recently recruited a child laborer?" ”

"Huh? You mean azuki? ”

"yes, she's small enough, isn't she? But ten Zhou Shaoxiong are on it together, and I'm afraid it's not her opponent! ”

"Uh......" Zhang ** feels that his worldview has been subverted, why are all the people around him masters.

Lin Xing poured the eggs into the oil pot and stir-fried: "Everyone has their own characteristics, and what is suitable for others may not be suitable for you." If you want to learn Kung Fu, I support you. After all, if you learn more skills, you will say one less word of begging in the future. ”

"Are you really willing to teach me kung fu? It doesn't have ulterior motives, right? Thinking that he had been secretly photographed by this obscene guy at the bottom of his skirt, Zhang ** couldn't be relieved.

"As a bodyguard, if the employer is capable enough to protect himself, then I am not very idle? So as long as you are willing to learn, I am willing to teach! ”

"I want to learn!" Zhang ** said firmly.

Lin Xing put a few chopped tomatoes into the pot, stir-fried them a few times, poured in three bowls of boiling water, covered the pot, turned to her and said, "You stretch out your hand again, let me test the dexterity of your hands." ”

Zhang ** spread his palms flat in front of him again.

"No, hold your hands open, don't hold them firmly. Yes, that's it, two hands are like holding a stick! ”

"Is that so?"

"Almost, right hand on top and left hand down, treat me as an imaginary enemy, and wave a stick at me!"

"Just wave?"

"That's not right! You just want to defend yourself, and you don't want to be a professional killer, you can kill people if you try so hard. Lin Xing said seriously: "Now it's just to test your flexibility, and the range of movement can be a little smaller...... It's better to be smaller, and it can be even smaller. ”

"Is that so?"

"Yes, this amplitude is just right, now follow my command to start the action, up ~ down ~ up ~ down ~ up and up...... ...... next "

Zhang ** followed his instructions and did it very seriously, but he always felt that something was wrong in his heart, and he always felt that this kind of action to test the dexterity of his hands seemed to have been seen somewhere.