Chapter 44: A Lecture on the Road to Success in Pants
On this day, the wind is beautiful, the sky is clear, the sky is blue, the grass is green, the breeze is blowing, it is very refreshing!
There was a good day.
However, this is indeed no difference at all for Dong Xiaobao, who is living in the bedroom.
Since the fat man left, he was left alone in the bedroom.
Originally, I wanted to buy a house outside, but the system objected, saying that it was necessary to cultivate the spirit of hardship and hard work of Shenhao, and there was no way to even do it.
When Dong Xiaobao knew this reason, he only felt that countless grass and mud horses were galloping over his head. Sister's! Labor and management are gods, right, a god also needs to cultivate the spirit of hardship and hard work? What is the rationale for this?
But this can't be helped, who calls himself a god who needs to rely on the system, although after the upgrade, there is a mediation in the middle, and many things have been much more convenient, but when this kind of system is absolutely not changed, Dong Xiaobao can only choose to accept it.
Otaku generally don't care much about the qiΔ outside.
Dong Xiaobao hasn't been to class for more than a month.
Last time, in order to complete the task and offend Lao Tian, the class was purely uncomfortable for himself, so it was better to stay in the dormitory. Anyway, the system said that he would do it as soon as he could, so Dong Xiaobao simply joined the full house family......
"Why don't you have something to do?" Dong Xiaobao is bored now.
As usual, turn on the computer and log in to the live broadcast room of Crazy Pants first.
The 8941 live broadcast room is still lively.
After the previous battle of Shenhao, the pants have become a veritable brother who comes crazy, plus Zhou Lei's guys cheer from time to time, the popularity of the room is quite high, and there are few troughs.
When Dong Xiaobao entered the live broadcast room, the entire screen was blue and blue diamonds, the subtitles and special effects were not clear, and the pants didn't notice him entering.
At this moment, it seems that something is going on in the live broadcast room.
The underwear is coming in a lecture.
"Brothers, what I'm going to tell you today is how to make money!"
The pants were immediately put away and playful, and he said with a stern face, "Aha, this brother often asks me why I am so successful." I'm going to tell you today why I'm so successful! β
Dong Xiaobao just looked at it like this, and it didn't bubble.
"Why didn't I say it the other day? The main thing is that Brother Lei is there. They're more successful than me, so I don't share my experience.
But now there are only you poor ** silk left in the room, and I am the richest local tyrant. That's why I'm going to talk to you. β
The pants are so demeaning to the family army, can the people of the family agree?
"I'm so awesome, my face is gone!"
"I don't have a face, and my face is added under Shenhao's feet."
"Since ancient times, God replied, like a +1"
"The pants are shameless, the big tease in the comics."
"I don't have the courage to say this in front of Shenhao, my pants are soft!"
"Soft eggs!"
"No eggs!"
"Poof. Don't talk nonsense upstairs, the pants are real men in seven seconds! β
"Wrong! It's three seconds! β
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Seeing these comments, his face remained unchanged, "You ** silk, it's understandable that you want to belittle me, a god, I don't care about you."
On the contrary, I would like to teach you a little bit about the road to success! Eh~~~! Repaying grievances with virtue is this reason! β
"Straight to the point." The face of the pants was a little stricter, "What is the secret of my success?" β
By face?
No! Although my image is okay, it is not as good as the kind of Cheng dΓΉ that makes people want to brush gifts when they see it, and I am not the same style as those Korean European parents and European mothers!
By talent?
Not right either! I don't have any talent as an anchor!
But why am I so successful now? So many big brothers like to come to watch my live broadcast and come to support me, why is this?
Pants do think shape.
"Because you're shameless."
"Pants dog basket."
"Brother Bao, they want to smash you to death with dog feces!"
"Dirt dog!"
"No face, no skin, invincible pants!"
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There is no limit to the black fans of the Han family, and there is no doubt that these words are definitely coming from the mouths of his most loyal fans.
The pants are not strange, and continue their previous topic.
"I sue you! You dog baskets have heard me clearly! If you succeed in the future, I will definitely have a share of the credit, you know? β
said, tidied up his clothes, and said solemnly: "The reason why I am so successful is that I have changed from a poor ** silk with nothing, like you, to the current god!" In the end, I want to be the idea of success! β
What is this idea? Did you know?
"Lick the soles of your feet!"
"Lick Shenhao!"
"Lick the local tyrant!"
"All kinds of licking!"
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The pants still ignore these crazy scrolling subtitles.
"You are jealous! Am I successful because of Big Brother? As he spoke, his pants seemed to realize something, "Well, I admit it, there is indeed a credit to the big brothers from all walks of life. β
The conversation turned.
"Although there is a reason for the support of my eldest brother, even if I don't have the support of my big brother from all walks of life, success is inevitable! Why? β
"It's still the same sentence, the idea!! My philosophy for success!! β
Huh!
This man must be thoughtful in everything he does! Marx Theory, the important thinking of the Three Represents, and the Scientific Outlook on Development, see for yourselves! History has proved that if you want to accomplish something, you must have a guiding ideology!
My philosophy of success is to give up!
What is she? What do you call it?
Sacrifice is in front of you, so this sacrifice is very important!
As the name suggests, to give up is to give up!
Eh~~~! That's right! You have to learn to give up first!
So how should you get rid of it? It's also a profound science!
If you give well, then you will get more! On the contrary, you get less.
What's the best way to give up?
Now I'm here to teach you on the spot, tuition-free!
As he spoke, a treacherous smile appeared on his pants face.
"First, you guys have to find the gift area at the bottom of the screen, and then! Here's the point! You have to choose the Star Diamond! It's the blue one, see? β
"Eh~~! It's the first one! 1,000 star coins, that is, one RMB, click to send, as many star coins as you want in the number, and charge them if you don't have them! β
"This is the first step of the house, and when you have completed the first step, I will tell you the second step!"
After speaking, the pants smiled wickedly and looked at the screen like this.
With the expression of you giving it away, it is difficult for people to see it and not want to beat it.
"All up! If you order ten, you will get rid of the silk, if you order a hundred, you will be poor to food and clothing, and if you order a thousand, you will be well-off; If you order 10,000, then you will be amazing, and you will become a tyrant in minutes; 100,000, big tyrants, 1 million, needless to say, directly let you run to the gods! β
"Sue you! I've been tested in practice, as long as you meet the standards, I will definitely let you succeed! Never break your word! The pants swore with confidence.
Below, there was a quiet, and there was not a single hair.
The subtitles are gone, and tens of thousands of people seem to have evaporated directly out of thin air......