Three big caps with national emblems walked in, the tax inspection summer clothes were like dead mouse skins, and the cold voice suddenly lowered the indoor temperature:

"Tax audit, please cooperate."

Long Jiang looked at the time, I cǎo, 12:45 noon, when are government civil servants so diligent!

Halfway through the meal, it was really disappointing, as if there were suddenly three black dead cockroaches in the rice bowl!

"Where are you?" Long Liu asked cautiously.

A middle-aged woman with a meaty face impatiently took out her work card and threw it on the cash register:

"Look, we are from the Municipal Tax Inspection Brigade, receiving reports from the masses and suspecting you of tax evasion, please accept the inspection!"

A Humpty Dumpty man walked up on his toes:

"Don't talk nonsense, take out the tax registration certificate, **, account book, and the usual ledger, by the way, give me the business license, health certificate, practice qualification certificate, and medical certificate."

Long Jiang and Lao Su glanced at each other, I cǎo, the person who came is not good.

Long Liu wondered: "Comrade, may I ask if the health certificate, professional qualification certificate, and medical practice certificate are all managed by the Health Bureau, when will the taxes also be managed?" ”

The third thin man with a gloomy face sneered: "Ignorance! The city is engaged in a large-scale investigation of scientific development and the establishment of a joint inspection team, you don't know, I am from the Health Bureau, and I am attached to the tax bureau, so you can take it, what nonsense? ”

The woman with a meaty face flattered and said: "Director Dou, the leader is considerate of the people, how detailed it is, if it is replaced by me, I won't say it, guess her mother!" ”

After that, he changed his fierce appearance and sat on the sofa table, and the pressed furniture creaked.

Everyone ate half of the meal and couldn't eat, Long Liu, Shen Xiaoyu and Xiaotang put down their chopsticks, and hurriedly looked for the information, ledgers and licenses they needed.

Impotence looked at the three people who were coaxing, and couldn't help but be furious, picked up the phone and was about to call, but was slowly held down by a pair of hands, and when he looked up, it was Longjiang.

"Boss, these birdmen, all the bears are coming to the house, I'll ask my dad to clean them up."

Long Jiang shook his head gently, interlaced like a mountain, industry and commerce don't care about tax matters, not to mention Lao Yang Gang's promotion, his heels are not stable, this matter is looking for him, making it difficult for him.

Lao Su secretly touched the stick in his hand, but was also stopped by Long Jiang quietly shaking his head. Long Jiang absolutely believed that with a single word, he could put these three disgusting things to the ground and make them unable to get out.

But before the time came, it was very simple to make a move, but it would be difficult for the old lady's shop to open again, and she had to find a way to kill the chickens and the monkeys, and she didn't dare to scream.

As for alarming Secretary Du or County Magistrate Sun, the matter is too small to be worth it.

The Humpty Dumpty man held his stomach up, and his fingers knocked on the table as a sound: "There is a lot of money in the account, and Tamu doesn't make less money, why don't you open **, ah?" I see that you are evading taxes, and the amount is not small! ”

Shen Xiaoyu defended with a bitter face: "Leader, don't open a ** customer, don't talk about it......"

Before she could finish speaking, the woman with a meaty face staggered over, pointed at Xiao Yu and scolded:

"You're stupid, you don't have eyes, you haven't studied the tax law, what are you doing with your mouth? You know how to when you eat! ”

The words were extremely ugly, Lao Su couldn't sit still, stood up suddenly, and was pulled by Long Jiang.

Long Jiang stood up with a smile, not far from Shen Xiaoyu, and had already seen her eyes full of grievances and tears, her nose was red, and she was in tears.

"Who's farting, it stinks!" Long Jiang looked at impotence suspiciously, and said loudly.

Impotence stared at the mung bean eyes, looked at Long Jiang with a wicked smile, and said skillfully: "Someone shouted just now, saying that he was going to eat and shit, it might be a shit fart, it is a special smell, it stinks better than a dog's fart." ”

The cross-meat woman quit, threw the account book in her hand to the bar, stared at a pair of cloudy yellow eyes, and scolded angrily: "Grass and mud horse, who do you scold, who do you say, who ...... you say"

This fart word didn't wait for it to come out, but he covered his throat with one hand, grabbed the sky with the other, and made a sound of "cough cough" in his mouth, and he couldn't speak anymore.

Director Dou saw her dancing her teeth and claws in place alone, and looked up and said strangely: "Lao Pan, don't say a few words, what do you have to say to these low-level people, huh?" What are you pulling? Old Pan? ”

Put down the ledger and hurriedly came to her side, only to see the cross-fleshed woman Lao Pan's eyes bulging, grinning with a stinky mouth with leek leaves, covering her neck with her hands, and she couldn't say a word in her mouth.

Long Jiang smiled and put down his thumb, hehe, the recognition of acupoints has become more and more accurate recently, and the theft method taught by the big-headed bee is very clever in training finger tendons.

Humpty Dumpty put down the information in hand and hurriedly helped Lao Pan to sit on the sofa: "Sister, what's wrong with you, why don't you say a word?" ”

Lao Pan's eyes were full of fear, his face trembled, he was scolding vigorously just now, and suddenly there was a pain in the middle of the collarbone under his neck, as if he had been bitten by something, and then he couldn't speak in his mouth.

The more she thought about it, the more wrong it became, she suddenly stood up, took a few steps to a wide mirror, and despite the large number of men, she opened the front of her tax summer dress and looked carefully at the wound on her chest.

A small pale red dot, as thin as a needle, lay quietly on her ugly bloated breasts, and a trace of red blood tendons hung on it.

This girl quit, her chest rose and fell in anger, she tore a piece of paper, wrote a few big characters, and handed it to Director Dou: I was bitten by insects and couldn't speak.

Director Dou knocked on the cash register table sternly, and said with a gloomy face:

"Xiao Zhao, look at it, the sanitary conditions are so bad, there are insects in the beauty salon, and they also bite the inspectors, this is a serious health responsibility accident, and it must be dealt with strictly."

Humpty Dumpty Xiao Zhao saw that there was no big problem with taxation, so he followed Director Dou's topic:

"That is, the leadership is a high level, and you pointed out the problems that I didn't find for a long time. The license, health certificate, and practice certificate of this shop, huh? What about a medical license? I don't have a license to practice medicine! ”

Long Liu was anxious, and hurriedly explained: "We have just started opening, and the Health Bureau has not said that we want to apply for a medical license, and besides, I am a beauty salon, which does not involve medical operations, so you have to be reasonable." ”

Director Dou rolled his eyelids, glanced at the business license, and his fingers clicked:

"Ignorance, simply ignorance! If you open your eyes and see, there is a medical plastic surgery in the scope of business, and there is this scope, how can you not prepare a medical license? Out of business, must be out of business! ”

Turning his head and ignoring Long Liu's expression of crying, he said happily and easily to Xiao Zhao and Lao Pan: "Don't check, this store must be closed!" And heavily!"

He stretched out a pale finger and pointed at Long Liushu and said:

"You're the legal person of this little shop? Young age, don't learn well, tax evasion, unlicensed operation, no wonder the normal business has opinions, you pack up your things, go to the outside inspection team for a trip! ”

Long Liu worked hard all day long, and the shop slowly improved, but seeing that it was about to be sealed, he finally couldn't help it, and leaned on Shen Xiaoyu's shoulder with a "wow" and cried.

Director Dou said that his mouth was foaming at the mouth, and he was triumphant, and his fingers were held by a big hand like iron tongs, which hurt so much that the roots of his feet were cocked, and his eyes rolled:

"Oh, let go, what the hell are you doing, openly resisting taxes! I warn you, tax resistance is illegal. ”

When I looked up, it was the smiling black-skinned boy, who let go, but held a small notebook, stood in front of him, and said viciously:

"Don't you want a certificate, look at this, can you stop your b-mouth."

When Xiao Zhao saw that the leader was being taken, he hurriedly rushed up, and when he saw this, he snatched the small book with the black cover, and raised his hand to tear it off.

Long Jiang smiled, showed a mouthful of white teeth, and said calmly: "I warn you, damaging and insulting the documents of state organs will be regarded as attacking the police." Be careful with your little life. ”

Humpty Dumpty Xiao Zhao stopped his hand, opened his documents, and laughed wildly at first sight:

"I'm cǎo, just you, a state functionary, where did you buy a fake certificate? I'll take a look, I'm cǎo, the national security certificate, and the medical certificate, what's special, I can't stand it, I'm laughing to death, haha. ”

Director Dou Daqi: "I'll take a look." ”

He took the black-skinned national security certificate with his hand, and at first glance, the national emblem and gold characters were very similar to the police certificate, and there was a medical certificate in it, and he looked at it again and again, with steel seals, red seals, and numbers, in the digital age, the cost of forging this thing is extremely low.

He sneered: "Boy, it seems that you also have to go with us, forge the documents of the secret agency, hehe, you can be sentenced, great, we can make a deal." ”

Long Jiang squinted his eyes and smiled: "Director Dou, I'll make a call now, don't regret it." ”

When Secretary Du gave him his certificate, he sandwiched a small note left by Zhang Gulao, and wrote down a string of local phone numbers and four words: emergency use.

Lao Pan, a cross-fleshed woman, was speechless, as if she was in a hurry, she stood up and gestured to Director Dou.

Director Dou comforted: "Lao Pan, don't worry, no matter who he finds, it's not easy for me to do it, I not only want to arrest people today, but also take out all the money for your treatment!" ”

Lao Pan sat on the sofa with his butt and gave a thumbs up.

Long Jiang dialed the phone, whispered a few words, gave the phone to Director Dou, and said loudly: "I advise you to recognize the shape and stop the behavior that harms the interests of the country, otherwise the consequences will be strict, and you will bear your own responsibility, and now please answer the call of the leader on duty of the Provincial State Security Bureau." ”

Director Dou was angry: "I answered Nima's phone call, and I returned to the Tamu Provincial National Security Committee, why didn't you say Zhongnanhai phone?" Stop the damage, I'm going to hurt you, what can I do?"

As he spoke, he stepped forward and slapped the phone away, and the phone fell into the gap between the sofa and the wall.

Long Jiang made a look, impotence and Lao Su couldn't hold back the fire for a long time, stood up sharply, stepped forward noisily, grabbed Xiao Zhao and Director Dou, and scolded and tore up.

The scene was chaotic for a while, and Long Jiang pulled the old lady and the others to retreat to the side.

Director Dou was anxious and shouted at Lao Pan: "Pan Gong, call the police, report the law enforcement action brigade in the Express Bureau, hurry up!"

Lao Pan, a woman with a full face, agreed, reached out for her mobile phone, but couldn't find it, and was so anxious that she pouted her big butt and circled around.

In the corner of the room, Long Jiang played with three mobile phones that had just arrived in his hand and threw them to Mimi:

"Time is not in a hurry, look at the records of the conversation, look for text messages, install hacking software, focus on this morning, and find out where these moths come from."

One mile away from Liu'er Beauty Salon, at the traffic light post of the international signal on Ankang Road, two black SWAT cars with national security signs rushed out of the national security office building, the police lights were turned on, the alarm roared, and they rushed to the red light, galloping all the way!