When I was ten years old, I lost all my memory, I was stupid and stupid, and I was picked up by my master on the mountain and met Yang Xiuyi, who was three years older than me.

When I was eleven years old, I began to practice witchcraft because of my poor qualifications and poor learning of martial arts and occult arts. That year I also discovered that I had a strange body, my blood could provoke demons, and my body would heal immediately if it was injured.

When I was 12 years old, I started to have a dream in which a man asked me to go to Xuancheng, Liuzhou to open a shop and wait for him, and he would take me to my father and mother and marry me.

When I was thirteen years old, I saw a bad road and killed a robber, and as a result, I was covered in ulcers and pus, and I was in a coma for six days. Master did his best to wake me up and warned me that I had a special spell on my body, and that I should not kill, otherwise I would die a miserable death.

When I was fourteen years old, I came to Kwaishui for menarche, and the demons went up the mountain to kidnap me, and the master had no choice but to pour me menopausal decoction, and I could no longer have children in this life.

When I was fifteen years old, I started preparing for the descent. As soon as I finished my birthday, I came to Xuancheng, Liuzhou, to open the "21 Addition to 5".

Because very few people know that I am a witchcraft seller, this long street full of people, my business is light and cold. I am also happy to be idle, raising birds and planting flowers every day, eating, drinking and having fun, getting up at noon, and going to bed in the evening.

It wasn't until the three stinky old men of Shigong Shizun sent Yang Xiuyi from the mountain to me that my comfortable life came to an end.

Since that day, Eryi has made five chickens and eggs, and there have been all kinds of noise, constantly flying out of pots and pans, smashing countless passers-by, and the medical expenses have been so compensated that I am about to wipe my tears and sell my blood for a living.

On a clear day, Yang Xiuyi and I quarreled again in the backyard, and when we forgot why we were arguing, we started to do it. I poured a bucket of well water on the door of his head, and he changed the direction of the bucket, and as a result, Chen Suyan and her maid, who had just entered the door, were drenched in their heads.

What is the identity of this Chen Suyan? She is the daughter of Liu Xuancheng County Official. This is good, in order to make amends, and in order for my small store to continue to open here, I had to take over her business.

It's not that she can't accept this business, to be precise, I can take any business except killing, even if it's stealing chickens and dogs, setting fire to robbery. The reason why I don't want to take over her business is because I don't care about marriage, especially her kind of things that are detrimental to yin morality, she wants Mu Xiangcai, the son of Mu Qu in Xicheng, to divorce his wife and marry her.

I have always lived in a simple place, and my ears have not heard about the affairs of the world, but this Mu Xiangcai's fame has still reached my ears. This is thanks to the little girl I hired, Xiangzhu, who muttered in my ear all day long, saying that he is only twenty-five years old this year, but he has become a world-famous musician, and he is proficient in both large and small musical instruments.

Looking at the world, talented people abound, but few are famous, unless they are talented and good-looking. This Mu Xiangcai gave birth to an excellent skin, which was not inferior to Yang Xiuyi. Chen Suyan is forgivable for admiring others, but it is a pity that this Mu Gongzi married a little lady in his early years, and he was kind and loving in his childhood, and it was difficult for others to mind, let alone divorce his wife, it was difficult for him to take a concubine.

I took out a pen and paper and wrote the contract: "A total of thirty-five taels and seven dollars and three cents, paid in one lump sum." ”

Chen Suyan's maid Nuan Xia snorted coldly: "You drenched my young lady with cold water, and you dare to ask for money?" ”

"Why don't you dare?"

"You ......"

"It's fine." Chen Suyan interrupted her, "Give the shopkeeper Tian silver." She turned to me and smiled gently: "Can you know how the fraction of the seven coins and three cents is calculated?" ”

I said: "Thirty-five taels is the basic handling fee, and seven dollars and three cents are Mu Xiangcai's worth." ”

"Huh?" The little girl's exaggerated half-open mouth, "What, why is it only seven dollars and three dollars?" ”

"The common people have their own lives, each pawn, the price of the musician is one dollar, six dollars and three dollars are still added by my friendship, if you think it is less, it doesn't matter if you add more, anyway, I don't pay for it."

The little maid paused, and pointed at herself: "Then how much am I worth?" ”

"Eighty Wen."

"What about yourself?"

"I'm a businessman, a businessman." After a pause, I said, "I'm only doing this because it's more convenient to settle accounts, and I'm lazy and don't want to think of other billing methods." For example, today, these hundred schools and nine industries are just a rhetoric, not very counting, you listen to it and forget it. ”

"Then if it's my young lady, how much are you going to offer?"

I glanced at her: "Shiwen." ”

"How can there be so little! Less than me? ”

I said lightly: "Originally, there was a tael of silver, but I deducted it, everyone didn't love themselves, depreciated themselves, and broke up their marriages. But don't worry, my first impression of your young lady is still good, and it's barely worth ten yuan. ”

After I finished speaking, there was a loud laugh from the corner, and I glared at Yang Xiuyi fiercely, and he received my gaze, but he still didn't know whether to live or die and laughed wildly. Laugh, laugh, laugh and break your waist, a man's waist is thinner than mine, I really want to break him in half and stuff him under the counter for a night.

Nuan Xia was extremely angry when she heard my words, and Chen Suyan's expression was flat, and she didn't see joy or anger.

I handed over the written contract: "You can take a look at it, and if you think it's good, sign it." ”

Chen Suyan was extremely careful, read the few lines over and over again, and then looked up: "You didn't write the deadline." ”

I suddenly admired her courage, I was so humiliated by me, instead of running away, showing any dissatisfaction, but also being generous and cautious, is she a person without shame?

I asked, "How long do you want?" ”

"Three days."

"Three days?" I rolled my eyes, "Miss Chen, even if I make a Gu spell, it will take seven days to prepare, and in three days, you might as well kill his original partner, and then drug him to his bed, claiming to be pregnant, and go directly to the house." ”

"That'...... Seven days. ”

My face was suddenly full of black lines: "The Gu spell is not his heart, but a body without self-awareness, do you want him like this?" ”

The little maid asked, "How long does the shopkeeper think is appropriate?" ”

"At least a month." I directly picked up the pen and wrote the date on the contract, "Today is the seventh day of March, and a month later is the seventh day of April, just in time for the spring flowers to bloom." ”

"At that time, Miss will be able to go boating on the Bihu Lake with Mu Gongzi and enjoy the flowers in spring!"

I couldn't help but say: "I was impatient just now, but now I have changed my complexion, and I am still a deep lady, do you know any shame?" ”

Now the little maid choked with me: "What if you are not ashamed? Even if we are roosters and dog thieves, don't forget that you signed this contract with us, you are helping to abuse! ”

She told the truth, and I was powerless to refute it, but I have always been competitive, and I am used to fighting fiercely with Yang Xiuyi on weekdays, so I was annoyed and angry, and actually said something upside down: "Yes, yes, I am abusive, you are prostitutes, Mu Xiang is a prostitute, and I am a pimp!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the expressions of the master and servant suddenly changed greatly, Chen Suyan was still dark and unknown before, depressed, but now he also frowned, looking at me with a somewhat sharp gaze.

At this time, Yang Xiuyi's bastard slapped the table and laughed again.

I also know that I am a little excessive, I have always spoken openly, without heart and lungs. This Chen Suyan can endure me so far, it can be seen that he is also a bit open-minded.

I hurriedly transcribed another contract, signed it and handed it over: "There are two contracts, one for you and one for me, for a period of one month." Chen Suyan looked gloomy, took it, and after taking a look, he said coldly: "Shopkeeper Tian, you haven't pressed the blood mark yet."