And then it's a sketch session.

This time, the performers are all Genesis Films, but unlike last year's all-star lineup, the actors this time are all strange.

Because this time Meng Chao's confirmed sketch is the work "Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing" of Happy Twist in the second season of "Happy Comedian" in the parallel world, this work is Meng Chao's best work in the Happy Twist Wang Ning and Allen.

So at this year's Spring Festival Gala, Meng Chao took this work out.

For this reason, Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian are needed on the spot, and just after preparing to shoot "The Gambler", Genesis Film Company signed an actor who is very suitable to play Ximen Qing, in fact, there is no man more suitable than him.

This person's name is Shan Liwen, who is a friend of Huang Jiaju in the BEYOND band, and is a high-level bass player in the whole country, and has also formed his own Blue Warrior Band, but his development is very average.

So in terms of the villain actor of "The Gambler", Meng Chao gave Jian Yiì and asked Wang Jing to find Shan Liwen.

As a result, this person quickly signed a contract with Meng Chao's Genesis Film Company, and his Ximen Qing appearance can be said to be the most classic.

So in order to play with him, Meng Chao also found Wen Bixuan, who also played Pan Jinlian very well.

At this time, the two stood on the stage, and the lights were dimmed, creating a plot of admiring the moon in the middle of the night.

Wen Bixuan said coquettishly while admiring the moon: "This moon is so beautiful, Ximen official, do you still remember the oath you made to me?" ”

Shan Liwen opened his mouth and said: "The mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, but dare to be with the king!" ”

Wen Bixuan was very excited: "Ximen official! ”

Shan Liwen said with a humble expression: "Golden Lotus! Hey, hey, hey......"

Wen Bixuan: "We've known each other for so long, but you said what you like about people!" ”

Shan Liwen continued to say cheaply: "I like your eyes, your figure is ......" and then looked at Pan Jinlian's little feet and said: "And your three-inch tongue!" ”

Wen Bixuan tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Necrotic, I hate it...... You're just like other men, you just like the way people look. ”

Shan Liwen sang on the spot: "How many people have admired your appearance when you were young, but only I can withstand the ruthless changes of your years...... This song represents my heart. ”

Wen Bixuan: "Ximen official! People really want to stay with you, but that Wu Dalang is in the middle of us, and people are always worried. It's not a long-term thing! ”

Shan Liwen said viciously: "Then just poison him to death, you take this poison, let's send Wu Dalang to see King Yama tonight!" ”

Wen Bixuan was very worried and introduced the key lines of the sketch: "But I heard that poisoning my husband will be struck by lightning...... People are so scared...... Why don't you hack him to death with a knife...... You are waiting for the good news of waiting for someone outside the door, and I will drop the cup after the deed is completed! ”

The scene was thundered. I thought that this version of Pan Jinlian was affectionate and righteous, but I didn't expect it to be just as vicious.

Then Zeng Zhiwei, who played Wu Dalang, also appeared, and as soon as he entered the door, Pan Jinlian began to teach him a lesson.

Wen Bixuan: "What are you doing squatting there, I almost didn't trample you to death!" ”

Zeng Zhiwei: "Why did you come back so early today?" It's not even dawn yet? Today is your birthday, I specially made a birthday cake for you. ”

As he spoke, Wu Dalang took out a cooking cake with a candle in it. Then he took a super knife prop and handed it to Pan Jinlian, and the scene was thundered again.

Wen Bixuan: "You don't understand romance at all, you really hate it." Not even flowers! ”

Zeng Zhiwei stupidly sprinkled a handful of green onions and said, "Why are there no flowers, you see...... Green onion! ”

Wen Bixuan said perfunctorily: "I like it...... I've got a surprise for you too. ”

Zeng Zhiwei was very excited and asked, "What have you prepared for me?" ”

Wen Bixuan blurted out: "Poison! ”

Then he immediately changed his words: "I'm talking about drinks, you go over there to enjoy the moonlight, I'll surprise you." ”

Zeng Zhiwei: "Jin Lian, have you found that the red apricot in our house is out of the wall...... Seeing that the posture could not be stopped, it was long to run to the west gate. ”

Wen Bixuan, who was drugged, was frightened, and thought that Wu Dalang was warning him.

Soon she was poisoned, but Wu Dalang hadn't drunk it yet. Then there was a thunderclap.

Wen Bixuan: "It's really going to be struck by lightning!" ”

Zeng Zhiwei: "It's really accurate...... When the thunder rings, it will rain heavily, so I won't drink yet, and I'll go collect my clothes. ”

Wen Bixuan hurriedly stopped him and said, "Wait a minute, give me a drink." ”

The loud resounded again, and when the two of them fainted and got up again, they exchanged souls.

Zeng Zhiwei, who became a female voice, was already Pan Jinlian's soul: "It is said that people are harmed by lightning, but it turns out to be true." ”

Wen Bixuan, who was carrying the soul of Wu Dalang, asked nervously, "Who are you?" ”

Zeng Zhiwei: "I'm Pan Jinlian, who are you?" ”

Wen Bixuan: "I'm Wu Dalang!" ”

After the two were struck by lightning, their souls were transferred.

At this time, Zeng Zhiwei was very coquettish and said: "It's so annoying, you just drank the wine and it's over." What clothes do you have to collect, what now? ”

Wen Bixuan said very generously: "Then won't it be over if you drink this glass of wine now?" ”

Zeng Zhiwei hurriedly stopped: "You can't drink it, won't people's bodies be finished after you drink it?" ”

Wen Bixuan saw that something was wrong: "So what? ”

Zeng Zhiwei realized that something was wrong, so he immediately dodged the wine glass with Pan Jinlian's soul on his body. knocked out Wen Bixuan.

At this time, Ximenqing, who thought it was a cup drop, immediately rushed into the house.

As soon as Shan Liwen entered the door, he saw Wu Dalang: "I was wrong...... I originally thought it was a scene of murder of husbands, but I didn't expect it to be a scene of killing my wife. ”

Zeng Zhiwei: "Ximen official, it's me!" ”

Shan Liwen: "I know it's you!" ”

Zeng Zhiwei rushed up and hugged Shan Liwen: "People were so scared just now." ”

Shan Liwen, who didn't know that Zeng Zhiwei was already Pan Jinlian's soul, was very frightened and said: "People are so disgusting now!" ”

Zeng Zhiwei: "Qingqing, how can you say that I am Jin Lian...... It's not because of you, just now I asked him to give him poison, and I was struck by lightning. Now our bodies are all swapped. ”

Shan Liwen looked incredulous: "You are Jin Lian?" And who is she? ”

Zeng Zhiwei pointed to Wen Bixuan underground: "She is Wu Dalang!" ”

Shan Liwen: "I can't believe you if you kill me!" ”

So Zeng Zhiwei sang the song: "How many people have admired my young face!" ”

Shan Liwen sang along: "Only I can withstand the ruthless changes of your years." ”

Shan Liwen: "I have only sung this song to Jin Lian, are you really Jin Lian?" ”

"That's right!" Zeng Zhiwei said coquettishly, and now he has been thundered again, and he almost foams at the mouth! (To be continued.) )