(Ask for collections, ask for recommendations, ask for subscriptions, ask for monthly passes, in addition to rewarding not hard to ask, all kinds of requests!) ）

"Lao Xu, I still have a teleportation card here, do you think you want to send the movie you think is fun? Baidu Cloud Drive has been concluded. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The great god said in the group.

", it's not enough to take advantage once, what's the matter? And to adopt the tactics of crowds? There are several tons of action art films in Lao Tzu's cloud disk, and I gave you what to watch. ”

"Action art film, hahaha."

"Old Xu is dirty."

"Filth, filth, filth."

Swore to die and sent a meme.

"Quick, help me to Jiyuan."

Xu Yi also sent a heart-wrenching emoji in the past.

Although the emojis in the computer are gone, the emojis included in the penguin are still there, so it won't make him completely helpless.

It is true that these emojis can only be regarded as a moderator of chat in his previous life, but they still caused quite a stir in this group.

"Stealing pictures."

"Hahaha, old Xu Filthy God!"

"Worship the god of defilement."

"Filth, filth, little thing."

"Swear to the death, compared to this, it's just a little transparent in the demon world."

"Ji-in... Hahahaha, laugh to death. ”

"Steal the picture! Pictures must be stolen. ”

"Ma Dan," Situ of the Sven family came out, "I finally charged it, but just now I saw Tu's hand shake and it fell into the sea." ”

"Hahahaha, Situ, you're enough."

"Catch it steadily."

Xu Yi sent another emoji to the past.

"Pick up a fart, and completely fall into the sea. Do not say. I have to go back to my room and fix my phone. "Leave a word. Sven's Situ diving.

"How many years has Situ Shuiqun been defeated by emojis."

"Get out, God, of course you don't feel anything, you can't stay even a day if you leave you here with me." Szeto turned back.

“…… I feel like you're amazing. ”

Although in the group, Xu Yi's identity is transparent to a large part of the members, he doesn't feel that people call him a great god, and he is really a great god.

As the saying goes, knowing is knowing. I don't know if Baidu...... Well, in fact, the existence of this group is beyond Du Niang's ability, so he has no choice but to ask shamelessly.

"Amazing fart, this broken system assigns us to this kind of place where birds don't to upgrade and fight monsters, and they don't give wifi, which makes people want to play every minute." The stars jump out.

"Agreed."

"I'll rub it, God, can you make a face, your situation is already very good, at least it's still the original formula. The original taste. ”

"The smell you're talking about is the smell of buddy being scorched by lightning, isn't it?"

Everyone: "......"

"Anyway, I think it's better to be struck by lightning than I am here, and I fight every day. I feel like I'm about to break down, and I don't have any positive energy. ”

"Go online."

"No power."

"Okay, don't talk about it, I think we are all better than Lao Guo, Lao Guo is inhumane, hahahahaha."

Guo Heng: "Hehe. ”

"It's over, God, you offended Lao Guo."

Okami: "......"

"Hold the grass, no matter how difficult it is, you won't be able to pit my emoji, at least leave some for me." Xu Yi was quite speechless.

Of course, one-third of the speechlessness in this is true, and as for the remaining two-thirds, he really doesn't think what's wrong, emojis, it's okay to get it in the future, it's really not okay to wait for the stealing card to be drawn and then taken out of his head?

"I'm sorry Ha Lao Xu, I really didn't mean to." Swore to stand up, "It's just that life here is too lonely, the great god is okay, in the city, like our group of people who were randomly selected to different spaces by the plan, they face things they are not familiar with every day, and occasionally they want to have no energy, there is no flow, there is no traffic, there is no traffic, there is no electricity, all kinds of difficulties, I feel like I have seen relatives when I see emojis." ”

"Swear to death, this is the truth of Hongguoguo." The Great God Gang Tone.

"It's okay, I don't blame you, do you want a movie? I'll download a movie and send it to you later. ”

There was a writing in his hand, but Xu Yi's mind was occupied by the sentence 'people from different time and space' who swore to the death.

How?

The people in this group are all from different time and space?

Wipe.

If so, wouldn't he ...... Developed?

"Hehe, Lao Xu is so righteous, okay, when you have time to send me a few more movies, you don't have to bother, just choose from your few T, Teacher Cang's priority."

[System prompt: Swear to die and transfer you a transfer card]

"There is no signing command on this transfer card, you can click share when you teleport, and then start it." After sending the card, the group swore to death and spoke out.

"Don't dare, are there any other cards?" Promise to refuse.

If you lose the emoji, forget it, and if you lose the movie, it will be a big loss.

"I won't empty your cloud disk this time, just remember to choose to share when you start it, don't worry, you are righteous to me, I won't cheat you."

Seeing the sentence of swearing, Xu Yi opened the card in his mind, and sure enough, there were two options in the lower left corner of the teleportation card, one was teleportation, and the other was sharing.

“ok！ I know. After turning off the system, Xu Yi asked again, "Who still wants things?" What I have here, I can share. ”

"Do you have an eyebrow pencil there?"

This time it's the stars.

"I don't have an eyebrow pencil, but I can go out and buy it."

"Can you buy me some eyebrow pencil, liquid foundation, BB cream, and lipstick? The rouge gouache here is so bad that it doesn't fit at all every day, and it can't be kept for a long time. ”

“ok！”

[System prompt: The star will transfer you two taels of gold]

[System prompt: Stars will send you a teleportation card]

Almost at the same time, the system sent another reminder.

"Isn't there a bit too much gold?"

"No more, no more, it's embarrassing to let you run errands, these are rouge gouache money for you. The rest will be your tip. And also. I have concluded the teleportation card, so I don't bother you to share [Tongue Out], if you can, you must go to Watsons to buy it. ”

"Then I'm welcome, I've written down the things, I have something to do tomorrow, can I buy it for you next Sunday and see it off?"

Two taels of gold.

That's 30,000 yuan.

After half a year in the group, I have seen a lot of cash in the red envelope. It was the first time that gold had been deposited in the system, but Xu Yi didn't ask how to withdraw it, after all, he still had the aura of a great god, and this cold and omniscient zhuangbility still had to be there.

"Okay."

"Do you have a chat?"

This time it's the great gods.

"Chatting?"

“…… Uh, I don't have these things here, what chatter, what Gulong Jin Yong, I don't have it, I still have to serve a group of ghosts. So...... If you have one over there, give me a set of fasting. ”

"Of course there is. But what kind of routine is a group of ghosts? ”

Although from this chat, Xu Yi can clearly feel that in the entire Qingyun Plan, the experience of the great god is the most similar to him, but serving ghosts?

Aren't all the myths of counterattacks all ghosts serving people?

Even the special immortals began to play and grab red envelopes, WeChat can lead to heaven, and let the planners with the halo of the protagonist serve the ghosts?

"Don't mention it, the great god died after being struck by lightning, and now his world is in chaos, and there are little ghosts looking for him every day."

"And the hero!" The great god justified.

"Do you mean the last time you teased Lin Shiyin and was chased by Li Xunhuan for fifteen streets and cut you?"

Great God: "Xingxing, if we don't dismantle the stage, we will still be good friends." ”

"Okay, I'll look for it."

Seeing the great god being demolished, Xu Yi almost laughed, and was chased and cut by Li Xunhuan, what kind of routine is this.

"Then I'll give you a teleportation card, if you don't have enough money, you can buy it with the gold that the stars give you, she's stupid and has a lot of money anyway, if you don't have money, you can ask her for it."

Stars" ...... Great god, can you be thick-skinned, can't you? ”

"Yes."

Everyone: "......"

After the great god, no one made a request.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Xu Yi turned off the penguin, took his mobile phone and lay on the chuang to browse Weibo, he has very little time to manage his Weibo in the past week, let alone record a post-90s talk show, or say that fans like to be lively, he is busy with something and can't take care of it, and the value of fans has fallen by 5,000.

Alas.

It's really hard for these kids to serve.

Thinking about it, Xu Yi private message interface.

Although the fan value has dropped, he is a little distressed, but he is also a man with eighty or ninety thousand fans, five thousand fans have dropped, and there are sixty or seventy thousand fans waiting for him, of course, there is no shortage of fans who are bold and like and communicate.

"Tucao Jun, when will the post-90s talk show be updated, wait and see."

"Junbao, I like your meager so much."

"Although I only started to know you from the post-90s talk show, I was not a fan of you, and I dragged my friends in the imperial capital to bring it to me."

"Tucao Jun, update the post-90s talk show."

"Junbao, update quickly."

"When will the post-90s talk show be updated, I'm waiting to see it, I can't read almost anyone's Weibo this week except for your meager account."

"Junjunjun, you go back to me, you go back to me, go back to someone else."

There are pros and cons, in addition to the love of fans in private messages, there are also messages sent by fans who are dissatisfied with his updates.

"Update quickly, or you will be closed."

"Take the pass!"

"Damn, the update is just like constipation, and I won't change it after the last hot search, and I won't explain it."

"Give you three days, and if you don't update it, you will be closed."

Of course, there are also some extreme fans, such as this online name Liu Chen, who sent a very disgusting private message from someone, "I really don't know what others like about you, just the iron pot egg you posted, it's just cheap to low, people don't have the desire to eat it, and so many people like it, what post-90s talk show is just a joke of small citizens, and your big face, it's disgusting to death, I really don't know what courage you use to live, there are still people who like you, a noble person like me, It's not the same as people like you, I suggest you, either go for plastic surgery, or go back to the furnace and rebuild. ”

it.

Lao Tzu sent a video about you?

I love to see, I don't like to watch it!

After being reborn, Xu Yi's temper did have a lot of restraint, but he was scolded like this, or a private message, and he was disgusted to the doorstep, why should he endure it?

took a screenshot of Liu Chen's private message, and Xu Yi sent a meager message, "I am very happy to see the post-90s talk show being liked by everyone, but for this malicious comment, Lao Tzu only wants to say two words here: dog belt!" (To be continued.) )