Chapter 6: The Half-Cut Wedding

Liu Dongsheng and Ma Xiaoxi's wedding will be held tomorrow in a luxurious hotel in the south of the county, but the night before, everyone was basically in place, and Meng Fan also rushed back, but he hadn't met everyone yet, and these friends were divided into two groups because the Sina New Year of the wedding was old acquaintances. Qin Xiao, Meng Fan, Luo Chuan, and He Jing were naturally with Liu Dongsheng, while Tang Ni and Su Xiaoman, who were roommates back then, were already busy at Ma Xiaoxi's house, preparing for the work of bridesmaids.

The advantage of being the first to get married in the circle of friends is that the best man and bridesmaid can be caught with their hands at will, because they are all unmarried men and women. However, although Qin Xiao likes to join in the fun, it is limited to the circle of friends, if there are too many people like a wedding, he is not very showy, so when Liu Dongsheng called him the best man, Qin Xiao said with a low smile:

"Platoon leader, it's not that I don't help, it's just that the guy I'm too handsome, I'll be your best man, I'm afraid of robbing your camera, when the two of you are fine, when these photos and lenses are in the dark, you will scold, 'Who is this handsome guy behind you, don't get out of my way'! …… So I think the best man is an errand, you should find an animal type like Luo Chuan and a ** type like Meng Fan. ”

The platoon commander couldn't help but ask Qin Xiao in a low voice: "No, why don't Ma Xiaoxi pick them and let Su Xiaoman and Tang Ni be bridesmaids?" ”

Qin Xiao turned around and made a helpless gesture, and said, "You are stupid, platoon commander, just like Ma Xiaoxi...... No, is there anything more pungent than her in this kind of character? A bridesmaid who can bring her out of the best style, where can such a person go? Therefore, for Ma Xiaoxi, it is not itchy to have more lice, one point is one point higher than him, and one hundred points is also ** than him, it is better to find a few more**, which can also show that she is different, and can also line out the platoon leader's unique hobby! Don't talk about taking 10,000 steps back, Ma Xiaoxi lacks heart. Can you lack an eye? Is it okay not to find a few backgrounds to be the best man? Look at it when the time comes, Ma Xiaoxi will feel that you are the most handsome person in the world when she sees this, and because of Su Xiaoman and Donnie hanging around, she must feel that she looks mediocre. Marrying you is making a lot of money by yourself, and you will not be obedient when the time comes? ”

Liu Dongsheng suddenly realized when he heard this, and was very satisfied with Qin Xiao's construction, so he patted Qin Xiao's shoulder, and then looked at Meng Fan and Luo Chuan, who were playing cards with others. said: "Fortunately, you reminded me, or I will regret it for the rest of my life, so it's decided, and the best man will be the animal and the ** thing." So Liu Dongsheng then shouted:

"Company commander, Meng Fan, how about you be my best man?"

Luo Chuan was smoking a cigarette, wondering how to play the cards, and when he heard this, he said, "Okay, no problem." Do you say I'm in a military uniform? ”

Liu Dongsheng said: "Forget it, you still wear a suit, you and I both wear military uniforms, I'm afraid that Ma Xiaoxi will follow the wrong person and hold the wrong hand." ”

Luo Chuan laughed and said: "Don't worry, buddy also grew up watching Ma Xiaoxi with Meng Fan back then, if you want to take it away, you will have your turn, no one will fight with you, but the suit is the suit." Three hooks! Saying that, Luo Chuan continued to play his cards.

Meng Fan had already heard what Qin Xiao said to Liu Dongsheng, but he didn't bother to bother with him, so he replied, "No problem, but I said Qin Xiao." If you don't want to be the best man, it's not right, why bother to fool Officer Liu with these words that hurt us? ”

Qin smiled and said, "Did you hear it all?" ”

Meng Fan smiled: "Do you still need to listen?" When you fool people, you are all that kind of virtue, I can see it at a glance. ”

Qin Xiao couldn't help but be even happier, and said, "It seems that you still know me, but Meng Fan." I have a sentence that is not worth saying, should I not say it? ”

Meng Fan smiled and said, "Yes." ”

Qin Xiao found a chair, sat next to Meng Fan, and said: "I said Meng Fan, look at Liu Dongsheng, there is no missing shot, such a blow hits, Ma Xiaoxi's parents have no tricks at all, I see that you and your old man about He Jing, don't let it go, I think it will be settled." But I'm reflecting now, why didn't I think of this trick at the time? Alas, I still haven't cultivated to my home! ”

Meng Fan's eyes lit up, and he immediately turned around and said, "Hmph, this is the blind spot of your thinking, but your idea is good, I'll ...... when I turn around."

At this time, He Jing was already standing behind Qin Xiao and Meng Fan, she was going to pour water for the two of them, but she didn't expect to hear these two people say that if they deal with their parents, and it is Ma Xiaoxi and Liu Dongsheng, they can't help but be shy and unhappy, and they are about to walk away quickly, but they didn't think about it, Meng Fan turned around and saw it. Meng Fan hurriedly said:

"He Jing, our buddies are joking, don't take it seriously! Hehe......"

Qin Xiao also hurriedly said to He Jing: "He Jing, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been joking like this, don't take it to heart......"

Qin Xiao used to joke like this a lot, even to Su Xiaoman and Liu Yuxin, but since He Jing experienced that miscarriage, Qin Xiao knew that joking was just sprinkling salt on a fake wound to have an effect, and if it was a real wound, it would really hurt, so he hurriedly apologized to He Jing.

However, He Jing at this time because of Meng Fan's appearance, her wounds have basically healed, and she is also ready for this second spring with Meng Fan, so she didn't care too much, just a little shy and embarrassed to answer, so she walked away silently with a red face.

Liu Dongsheng said: "Don't play cards yet, I'm busy, you should also think about how to pry open the door of Ma Xiaoxi's house tomorrow." ”

Luo Chuan was disdainful, and said without raising his head: "Is this still difficult?" What do the people of our reconnaissance company care about? Don't worry, it'll be easy tomorrow. ”

Meng Fan said with a smile: "This is a marriage, it's just to catch and suppress Mrs. Zhai!" ”

Tang Ni was also thinking about how to stop them tomorrow at this moment, so she asked: "Xiao Man, you said that if those boys in 205 tomorrow don't give red envelopes and break in, what should we do?" This bridesmaid is not in vain. ”

Su Xiaoman said: "I had to close the door tightly, and then let's talk about it depending on the situation." ”

The next day, the convoy set off early in the morning, Qin Xiao hesitated to play too late with his friends last night, so he took a nap in the car, and after a while, he arrived downstairs in front of Ma Xiaoxi's house.

Luo Chuan came down excitedly and pulled Qin Xiao to knock on the door, Qin Xiao yawned and said, "What are you doing?" So, they'll open the door for you, huh? You've got to do it. ”

Luo Chuan said: "High, really high. ”

Meng Fan said: "Qin Xiao, it's just a joke. Are you so good? ”

Qin Xiao said: "Why not, it is our ability to open the door like this, and the red envelopes will be given to them, and it is not easy for people to get a red envelope." It can't be too picky. ”

Tang Ni was looking in the cat's eye, only to see He Jing appear in front of the door and ring the doorbell, Donny saw that there was no one behind He Jing, thinking that she was going to come in. The women got together, and they opened the door, Su Xiaoman had already seen this bad move, and was about to stop it, but it was too late, as soon as the lock of the door turned, before Tang Ni pushed the door, Luo Chuan had already dragged them open. Seeing that she was fooled, Tang Ni kept scolding Luo Chuan and He Jing for being too insidious, so she opened the door so easily.

But. Trouble, this traditional wedding model, Qin Xiao still doesn't like it, so he didn't go to join in the fun, he just stayed in the car and chatted with the driver, waiting for the bride to be carried downstairs.

At noon, the convoy still arrived at the hotel on time, so the wedding officially began, Qin Xiao was bored, and lit a cigarette outside. Liu Yuxin came out and asked:

"Why don't you see the ceremony?"

Qin Xiao said: "I don't like to make such a fuss, and when you look at that master of ceremonies, he says some useless nonsense, he thinks he is playing monkey." It's really speechless. ”

Liu Yuxin couldn't help laughing and said, "Wasn't this the case when you married Xiaoman?" ”

Qin Xiao laughed and said, "Don't lie to me, it's not like this to whom I marry you!" ”

Liu Yuxin couldn't help but say: "Qin Xiao, you won't fall for people's tricks." ”

Qin Xiao laughed and said: "I'll just set someone else like this, how can I be caught if you set me like this!" ”

Liu Yuxin couldn't help but say meaningfully: "Yes, but in terms of language. You can be called perfect, but ask yourself, would you marry someone else? We can all see it, can't you see it, or are you still pretending to be stupid, is it just to avoid me when you are bickering? ”

Qin Xiao listened to Liu Yuxin's words, and couldn't help but say: "Liu Yuxin, in fact, you are also the kind of deep person who doesn't want to show your heart, and so am I, not even a little bit, because I think this is my own, of course, it's not that I'm not honest, but my thoughts or opinions, I don't want to use a flat and direct way." As far as this kind of wedding is concerned, is it possible that a few touching words of the master of ceremonies will make all the newlyweds happy for a hundred years, maybe I shouldn't say such things on this day, but this is the case, this is just a form, not connotation, and too much attention to the form will be empty, and only the connotation can determine a qiē, the difference between the two is that the emcee's touching words are said with the mouth or with the body. ”

Liu Yuxin smiled: "Isn't there anyone who can both say and do?" ”

Qin Xiao said: "No, because people will always have a focus, either pay attention to reality, or pay attention to form, I have never seen a person who takes care of both, at least for the heart of the person can not do it, because the reason why the person who pays attention to the form is so because he does not realize the connotation, and the person who pays attention to the connotation will definitely despise and abandon the form." ”

The two found a chair at the door, sat down, and Liu Yuxin said: "You said it far, I mean you and Xiaoman, I just think that now you can make it public, there is no need to hide it like this, it's not good." ”

Qin Xiao smiled: "I don't think there's anything wrong with it, do you know why we're like this?" In fact, it's not as you think, deliberately imitating the plots of various love TV series, the audience knows that the two are in love, but the two just don't know. In fact, that kind of superficial plot is bullshit at all, I think Xiaoman and I really don't hide it, I really think too much about each other. ”

Liu Yuxin also nodded, but she deliberately retorted: "Could it be that the two of you are true love, and others are not?" ”

Qin Xiao felt that it was rare for Liu Yuxin to talk to him about this place, so he also replied: "Of course not, but people are also animals, so why do some people are **criminals, and some people die for love, that is, the biggest characteristic of human beings as a high-level animal is that they can rationally get rid of the animal's bestiality and the ability to be controlled by hormones." But this ability is big and small, so getting closer to animals a little more is a little selfish, or even a ** crime, a little closer to reason, you will cherish each other more, and know the truth of wetting each other and wetting each other. ”

As he was talking, he saw a police car with a siren rushing into the parking lot of the wedding hotel, and then a few police officers got down and walked quickly to the wedding scene. Seeing this, Qin Xiao just said to Liu Yuxin silently:

"The real wedding has begun!"

Liu Yuxin didn't fully understand what Qin Xiao meant, Qin Xiao turned around and said: "I mean, the platoon commander must have an urgent task, this time it's not a formality, I didn't expect that on the first day of the wedding, they would encounter the connotation wedding arranged for them by God, so I said that the real wedding began." ”

Liu Yuxin nodded, as if she had understood Qin Xiao's words.

But at this time, Liu Dongsheng and Ma Xiaoxi were on the stage, following the rhythm of the emcee step by step, at this time, one of the police officers immediately came to the stage, the emcee did not pay attention, thinking that it was a VIP attending the wedding, so he said:

"Sir, now we are going to witness the moment of love for the couple, are you ...... Ay? ……”

Liu Dongsheng also recognized this colleague as Xiao Zhang of his own team, so he hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Officer Xiao Zhang attached to Liu Dongsheng's ear and said: "In a murder case of a heinous nature, the director was given a death order by the leaders of the provincial department, solve the case within a time limit, and teach you to return to the ......team immediately."

Liu Dongsheng's assassin glanced at Ma Xiaoxi, and then gave her a hug, Ma Xiaoxi also hugged her current husband, and said in her ear: "I am your wife, I am a police sister-in-law, you can go, I am very happy at today's wedding." ”

was approached by the microphone of the emcee bar, and Ma Xiaoxi's words were just played, and there was a round of applause throughout the whole process. After Liu Dongsheng and his wife finished hugging, he turned around, took off the flowers of the "groom" on his chest, put on his hat, and strode out of the wedding scene with Xiao Zhang.

The master of ceremonies was also moved to tears at this time, and kept wiping his tears with his orchid fingers, Qin Xiao couldn't help but feel funny, but Liu Yuxin motioned to him next to him not to laugh, and Qin Xiao couldn't help it. I only heard the master of ceremonies say:

"In the face of this raised couple, I am so moved, one is a police officer who gives up his small family for everyone and has to work on the wedding day, and the other is a considerate husband and a well-informed police wife, let us all bless the couple with warm applause!"

**