Chapter 54: The Legend of Mulan
"Ahem...... Actually, there's nothing to see......"
Xu Zilong looks very free and easy.
????β It's true? Why? β
Somehow, Xiao Shi didn't get angry, but was a little lost.?
Women of every age will see their charm as a big thing, I can not let you see it, but if you don't want to see it, it's your fault......
??? Xu Zilong was speechless, why is this?
Uncle Xu frowned and thought about how to explain it so that it was not so explicit, thought for a while, and remembered a joke in his previous life, "Have you studied "Mulan Ci"? β
Xiao Shi thought for a while: "Chirp and chirp that?" β
????β Right. Xu Zilong nodded.
Xiao Shi looked at him strangely: "What do you mean?" β
"Ahem" Xu Zilong coughed dryly: ??" Then have you ever thought about such a question, why is Mulan, a girl, pretending to be a man and staying in the army for so long, and no one finds out that she is a woman? β
???? Xiao Shi thought about it very seriously and shook his head: "Why?" β
"Actually, the answer is in the poem."
"In the poem? Why didn't the teacher say it? β
????β The teacher hides his secrets, and he refuses to teach you his real skills, so how can I be good. You memorize "Mulan Ci" again, and I will tell you which sentence the answer is. β
??? Xiao Shi tried to recall: ?" Okay, chirp and chirp, Mulan is a household weaver...... Mulan has no eldest brother......"
????β Stop, that's it. β
????β Which sentence? β
????β You just memorized this. β
????β Magnolia...... No elder brother? β
????β That's right, Mulan...... There is no long breast, so it is not visible. You guys...... It's the same. β
???? Xiao Shi twisted his eyebrows and thought for a while, "Oops, you ......"
blushing and not speaking, he looked very angry, and then kicked Xu Zilong with the foot that was not injured, and glared at the bad uncle with big eyes: "The bad uncle is too bullying, right?" You've seen it all, and you say no...... Is it good to be there? Merely...... It's just that you're a little smaller, and sooner or later you'll grow up, you're really ......."
Xiao Shi was angry, and then answered: "I have to sue Grandma SΓΉ for you to peek at me......"
I rubbed it!
Xu Zilong was sweating profusely, if Grandma Liu knew about this, she wouldn't have to chase him with a kitchen knife? As long as he caught it, Bao Zhun'er cut him with a knife......
???? Quickly explained: "The facts...... Actually...... I'll tell you, the best thing for a girl is not necessarily that place, it's not that important to be bigger or small......"
How is the little girl the opponent of the cunning uncle? Sure enough, he was successfully distracted.
"Then what does the uncle say is the most important?"
"I've never heard of this, a fourth-class man looks at his chest, a third-class man looks at his face, a second-class man looks at his legs, and a first-class man looks at his feet......"
Xu Zilong took out the classic conclusion of his previous life on the Internet and fooled the little girl.
But the little girl didn't understand too much, and asked curiously, "What do you mean?" β
Xu Zilong explained: "That is to say, in fact, men are also graded, from which part of a woman's body he pays attention to, you can see his grade, look at the chest is the lowest, look at the feet is the best man." β
????β That's right. β
Xiao Shi first nodded with a confused expression, and then shouted excitedly: ????" Haha, you're exposed! β???
Xu Zilong was puzzled: ?" What is exposed? β
????β Stinky hooligan, no wonder every time you rush to give me medicine, you take medicine, and you always stare at it, touching it and touching it non-stop, making people itch and uncomfortable...... Honestly, is it because my feet are good-looking, so you did it on purpose? Also, do you want to touch my legs? Xiao Shi tilted his head and looked proud, as if he had caught the culprit who stole the chicks and knew the truth.
Xu Zilong found himself speechless......
In other words, every time he takes the medicine, he will be distracted, he will look at the delicate feet, slender calves, and white skin, and occasionally fantasize about groping all the way like this......
It's really a beast, but that's a man's nature after all, right?
It's just a matter of thinking about it, have you really taken action......
Xu Zilong's heart was so weak that he didn't dare to look at the little girl's triumphant expression.
Then, the style of painting suddenly changed.
The little girl suddenly showed a shy and unspeakable appearance, biting her lip and posing in an open posture.
"That...... Want...... Do you want...... Try it? β
"Huh?!"
Xu Zilong had a feeling of being struck by lightning, thunder scorched, and then very angry.
"Liu Xiaoshi, who taught you this? Who told you that a girl can be so self-respecting and self-conscious? β
Xu Zilong was very angry and angry.
A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl is the time when her outlook on life and world view is formed, and if her thoughts and values are crooked at this time, her life will be ruined.
????β How can there be ......?"
Xiao Shi was frightened by Xu Zilong's fierce expression, and said aggrievedly: "No one taught me, it's just ...... Grandma is not at home these days, and you take such good care of me and save me, I just want to be nice to you...... I find that when you look at my feet and legs, you look at my ribs like a puppy looks at ribs. Moreover, if you touch it, you will not get pregnant...... This sentence was taught by a classmate......"
???? Xu Zilong's heart was very weak, and the puppy saw the ribs...... Is it so obvious?
Although it is embarrassing, but the matter of the puppy uncle and the ribs Lori can be put aside first, the key involves the three views of the little girl, Xu Zilong feels that he should be strict with her, and give her all the right to correct it, not to go astray, go on the wrong path, and not cherish himself.
He reached out and put his hands around the thin shoulders of the young man, and his tone was stern.
????β Who sues you sΓΉ you can do this? Which bastard taught it? Let me tell you, the stupidest thing in the world is to make a promise to someone to do something for you, you know? If you think so, then if you go back and ask any person to help you and save you, you will promise to come over? Or do you want anyone to touch anyone who is nice to you...... Foot? β
????β Alas, you hurt me. β
??? Xiao Shi struggled hard, shook off Xu Zilong's hands on his shoulders, looked up at him aggrievedly, and gave him two big health balls: "Others can't, I'm not that stupid." I didn't let anyone touch it...... Anyway, you can't do anywhere, you're going too far. β
Xu Zilong knows that this matter must be gradual, the concept is not formed at a moment, nor can it be changed at a moment, he still has to pay attention to it in the future, such a pure and beautiful little girl, if the three views are not correct, she can regret to die.
He kept his face calm and did not speak, putting on a majestic appearance.
"Alas, uncle......"
The little girl suddenly twisted, her little face turned red, and she mustered up the courage to ask, "That...... You say my ...... Will it be long? I seem to be the youngest in my class, and it's really annoying......"
Xu Zilong didn't react: "Will it be long?" β
Xiao Shi glared at him, bit his lip, and straightened his chest.
Xu Zilong felt that he should not have given up treatment in the first place......
It's not that I don't understand, the world is changing fast...... What's the situation, how did you change from a life coach to a physiology and hygiene teacher in an instant?
After thinking about it, he said, "It is said that papaya soup has a miraculous effect......