The private room next door happened to be open, and when Tian Qingqing looked inside, the people inside happened to see WB. Good guy, it's really the fat guy in the class, Li Zhanshan

Li Zhanshan was participating in a high-end WeChat dating group at this time. He was so idle at home that he came out to pass the time, but he didn't expect to see Lin Xiaofan, and immediately stood up and waved to Lin Shangfan. The big-faced cat was helpless, shrugged his shoulders or passed, and sat down beside her.

For more than two months, the big-faced cat has been disturbed by this fat man, he had a good relationship with Lin Xiaofan, but after Lin Xiaofan became beautiful, he took the initiative to change his position and sat behind her.

Although this guy is fat and ugly, he is still good to Lin Xiaofan.

The big-faced cat had watched him closely. This girl, not to mention the obesity, the hair is still scarce, the skin is coarse, the eyes are not good, the forehead is wide, the chin is big, and a poisonous tongue, in addition, his family conditions are good, and ordinary people don't mess with him, and they respect him far away.

He never listens to lectures in class, and he always rubs the edge in exams, but his literature is very good, and the strength of his classmates is reflected in his three-inch tongue. He chats on the Internet on his mobile phone all day long, and he doesn't want to make progress, he is obviously 165 tall and weighs 186.On the Internet, he was stunned to say that he was 186 tall and 156 physically important. But after a long time, it became numb.

In the eyes of the big-faced cat, this Li Zhanshan is definitely a difficult-looking household, and the boss of the bedroom has a fight, just look at his two virtual hairs, even if he is not red, he is enough to fade. It stands to reason that it should be the master who can't deal with it, but the world is so weird, this kid has been having girlfriends since his freshman year, and his girlfriends are more beautiful than the other, and he is always surrounded by beautiful women, and he has constant encounters. made the big-faced cat wonder if her aesthetic vision was too alternative.

After watching Journey to the West and the words that came out of Bajie's mouth, the big-faced cat felt that it was really a fart. Thick willow dustpan. The fine willow fights in the world and thinks men are ugly.

Later, the big-faced cat rehabilitated herself after two months of observation, not because of her aesthetic problems, nor because of her unusual vision. It's that there are too many literary young women in this era, and there are too many otaku girls, so you can say that the bad words written by Li Zhanshan (he is from the school literature club) can make them fall for this, and the big-faced cats look at their brains as an ornament at best.

So when she saw this guy greeting her, she had no choice but to walk over.

There are a lot of people in Li Zhanshan's private room. There are basically more women than men, and basically all of them are under the age of 25.

Li Zhanshan doesn't look ugly, but he is obviously very popular. The reason why this is so is because, according to the WeChat name of the group owner, he wrote a poem at random.

The group leader's name is Moonlight.

"The moonlight looks away from the human moon, and the flowers are floating in the fog. The sparse shadow is sparse and the shadow is shallow, and the dark fragrance floats drunk at dusk! The poem immediately burst into applause. And the big-faced cat just heard this Yayin poem, so he went out to have a look

The big-faced cat dared to tell the truth with his chest, and Li Zhanshan's words had no sense of humor at all. He is a scumbag who pretends to be sad and pitiful, and is sympathetic.

It just so happened that a female netizen on the side also said that his words lacked joy and were too bleak, so he said, "Life is doomed to tragedy from birth, or if people are born with the first action, it will not be bitter." So all my words have to be written "pain". As he sat down at the wine table and said this, he said to a young woman of literature who was sitting with him with tears in his eyes, and when he looked at him, he was visibly tender and compassionate.

Mud horse, are you so moved? The devil believes this. If he really hurts, he can gain more than 180 pounds. It's like a ball.

See this young woman of literature and art. The big-faced cat couldn't help but think of what happened to this fat man a month ago.

There is a QQ group in the class, and the group name is 38 buckles.

The fat man used to talk too much to all his classmates about the buttons, and there was a young girl who always bothered him. made him annoyed and aroused heated discussions among his classmates. I didn't take it seriously with the big-faced cat, anyway, he has always been known as "walking among thousands of flowers, and the leaves don't stick to the body" A little girl, can't deal with it? It's just to take it out and show off!

It's been more than half a month since he finished talking about it. One weekend night, the big-faced cat opened the button boringly, and someone sent a message saying, "I'm a friend of Li Zhanshan, add me!" The big-faced cat didn't think much about it, so he added the woman.

After adding in, the other party immediately sent a conversation "Hello! ”

The big-faced cat typed "hello" while looking at the order of cosmetics.

The other party said: "I heard that you are Li Zhanshan's best friend, and your buckle number was also given to me by him, he said that you are his best female classmate and dead file, I want to know what is going on with him, just ask you, can you teach me how to approach him?" I really like him! ”

The big-faced cat thought of the smug look when Li Zhanshan stole all the fruits in the hole in her desk yesterday, and couldn't help but laugh evilly, thinking that it was so good, take advantage of this rare opportunity to degrade him to death and demote him to the cracks in the ground. Immediately replied to "Are you a young girl?"

The other party said "yes" The big-faced cat was overjoyed, and immediately typed like a fly, "As long as you look okay and it is easy to approach him, you say that you are willing to explore life with him at any time, anywhere, in any way, at any cost, and it's OK." After saying that, he bared his teeth and laughed wildly. Thinking about it now, this girl will understand - Li Zhanshan is just a wolf who criticizes Wenpi.

It just so happened that the boss was there that day, so I asked what the fun was, second

When the big-faced cat was about to speak, he saw the girl reply, so he had to beckon the eldest sister to come and watch together, "I've always wanted to call him, how many times have I told him, but she just didn't agree, saying that he had a girlfriend and didn't want to be distracted"

Hey! The big-faced cat was a little surprised, this dog has changed its habit of eating. This is not in line with his Li Zhanshan's style? Could it be that he really changed sex. Now he is in a hot fight with the freshman and elementary school girls who have just joined the school's literary club. Let's go. The prodigal son did not change his heart, and as a friend, he had to encourage him to behave in a good way. Then he pushed the boat and said: "That's right, his girlfriend is very fierce, if you find out that he is not honest, I guess I can kill him"

At this time, the boss couldn't help but laugh. "Second brother, you are damaged enough, what's wrong with this Li Zhanshan, you actually say that he is a strict wife"

Before the big-faced cat could answer, the message over there came back again.

"But he told me that he has been in contact with many girls at a negative distance, doesn't he also live a good life?"

The big-faced cat replied: "That was before I met this girlfriend." Now, he is a twenty-four filial boyfriend, which girl ignores him, not to mention that he looks old and ugly. He's not good, his girlfriend, don't fly him."

The boss replied to the big-faced cat with a thumbs up gesture

"I don't think there's anything wrong with listening to my girlfriend, it shows that such a man is mature enough to know how to feel sorry for a woman. And he has experienced so many women before, because he didn't find true love, and his girlfriend treated him so badly, they should be separated. If he was with me, he wouldn't be spending, and I wouldn't be cruel to him, I could transform him. “

The big-faced cat was so startled that she almost fell off her chair and hurriedly asked, "How old are you?" ”

"Sixteen"

"I'm still in school."

"Well, high school freshman"

The boss couldn't help but scold Li Zhanshan, "Such a young girl is also cheating, it's not a good thing." Second, we have to save this girl."

When they were looking for how to persuade the little girl, the little girl asked again, "Can you tell me what he looks like?" His computer doesn't have a camera, so it's fun to chat with him, and I feel that he's attractive, he must be handsome! ”

The boss and the big-faced cat exchanged a look, and it happened that someone on the other side of the door was called Lin Xiaofan at this time. The big-faced cat directly handed over the phone to the boss

"The eldest sister has such an important task entrusted to you"

The boss nodded solemnly, as if he had taken over the steel gun of the revolution.

It turned out that the classmates in the dormitory opposite asked Lin Xiaofan to return the money she bought for the meal, Lin Xiaofan collected the money, and sat for a while. When I got back to my dorm. I saw the boss with a defeated face, like a frosted eggplant.

When I took the phone and looked at the information on the buckle, I couldn't help but open my mouth wide.

At that time, the boss took Lin Xiaofan's mobile phone and thought to himself that he must protect this girl. Let her understand the truth of the facts, let this little girl die, of course, belittle others, there is also an inexplicable pleasure and feeling. The boss took the phone and began to tell the girl: "He looks fat and has small triangular eyes." Bald, rosacea nose, big teeth and mouth, and fox smell! ”

The little girl didn't believe it: "Is he fat?" "He told me that he is 186CM tall and weighs 156, I don't think he's fat, it's pretty standard."

When the boss heard this, he was angry, this was Chi Guoguo's deception: "Don't listen to his nonsense, his actual height, 165, weight 186, he lied to you, he is not a good thing, don't bother with her in the future:"

"But I think he's very good, when he talks to me, he looks so melancholy, painful, and stubborn, which makes me want to feel sorry for him."

When the boss saw it, he almost didn't vomit, but his virtue was still melancholy, painful and stubborn: "Why do you hurt him, he looks like a pig, it is better to buy a pig if he hurts, at least he can sell it for some money, or kill and eat meat"

"No, he's not that kind of person, you lie. If he really is a pig, how can you still be friends with him? ”

This is the reason why the boss is defeated, she really can't do anything, she does her best.

The big-faced cat is also annoyed and angry, this little girl is quite good at playing logical errors: "Who is his friend, at most he can be regarded as a friend of wine and meat, anyway, he is not as good as a pig, if you like to be arched by pigs, you can go on"

"Friends of wine and meat? It turns out that he misjudged you, he has always treated you as your best friend, said that you know him best, said that I wanted to understand him and came to ask you, but I didn't expect you to only treat him as a friend of wine and meat, he is really pitiful! ”

The big-faced cat was so angry that he turned off the buttons, and when he picked up the phone, he pressed for a while, "Dead Li Zhanshan, actually use me as cannon fodder, it's unbearable."

As soon as the phone was connected, the big-faced cat roared out "scum, SB, biao goods"

Li Zhanshan was stunned, "What's wrong, what's wrong?" Where did such a fire come from? Who messed with you"

"Mud horse, what's wrong, you fucking deceived the little girl on the Internet and asked me to wipe your ass, ah? You said that you deceived someone who was easy to deal with, how did you provoke such a difficult person to be the master of the judge? I'm going crazy with her! ”

"Sister, be quiet, my girlfriend is in the bathroom." Li Zhanshan lowered his voice and said: "Now, you can understand my pain, please, eldest sister, let him die, I will invite you to a big meal, or I will wipe the table for you for a month." I told her your Q number just to convince her.

"I can't complete this task, you can ask for another master, with our boss's IQ, she has defeated her. Or you just break up with your girlfriend and get along with her, anyway, people will love you and suffer from you. ”

Speaking of this, the big-faced cat couldn't help but snort and laugh.

"Sister, sister. Brother beg, my girlfriend is coming out soon, let's not talk about it for now, you go and persuade her, after a while. I'll call you. Li Zhanshan hung up the phone after speaking.

The boss also laughed, "You deserve it, you can't live."

The big-faced cat helplessly opened the buckle again and continued to be Li Zhanshan's cannon fodder. The little girl replied with a lot of words, such as "Are you angry? ”

"Don't you want to talk to me anymore?"

"Are you still there?"

The big-faced cat sighed, "I'm sorry, I just had a stomach upset and went to the bathroom, what did he coax you?" Why are you so obsessed with him?"

"He never coaxed me, he just confided in me that he used to be very happy in high school. I have friends, love and ideals, but after I go to college. He felt that there was nothing left, he was very depressed, and he didn't want to worry his family and friends, so he found a stranger to talk to."

When the big-faced cat heard this, he was a little sad, this dead fat man usually has a too poisonous mouth, and few of his classmates can stand him. I don't feel happy, why don't I tell her, I usually blame her for being negligent. Otherwise he wouldn't have gotten into such a big trouble. “

The little girl continued: "At first, I just liked to listen to him, but later, I fell in love with this man, and when I told him that I liked him, he immediately said that we couldn't do it. Then they won't contact me, why? ”

The big-faced cat immediately grabbed him, "Why else, I'm afraid his girlfriend will know, this person has no ability, his family is not good, he has been relying on his girlfriend to support, he is especially afraid that his girlfriend will not want him." Little sister, a man who is supported by women, is still restless, and a man who cheats on the Internet about a simple girl like you, how bad his moral character is, think about it"

"He treats you as his best friend, but you always speak ill of him, what kind of friend are you, do you know him? Do you know his pain? Don't you think you're going too far? When you say this to your friend, how good is your character? ”

The big-faced cat was so angry that he was about to smoke when he saw the text sent over, there are people in this world who are willing to be a file, but he has never seen such a master who is not worthy of the Yellow River and does not give up.

"I know the pain of his constipation, and he pulled the poop but he still had a dumb fart, and the stinky man brought it back,

This kid, I'm not done with him, I have to kill him! ”

"Sister, what's wrong with you, has he offended you? The price is to be angry with him, my sister is not good for me! ”

Gotohell. (Die.) The big-faced cat couldn't help but swear violently.

Even the boss shook his head while watching. "This girl is eating fertilizer, why is she so eager to speak?"

The big-faced cat has the taste of suffering, but it is really uncomfortable, and he replied after a long time: "He dares to slander me, I can't help him"

"He never defended you before I did, and he said the happiest thing he ever did in his life was with your friends!"

At this time, the big-faced cat was so angry that he didn't choose to speak

"His days are coming to an end, you wait to collect his body"

"Why are you so angry, is it because I was chatting with you" The little girl's reply came quickly

The big-faced cat was on the verge of collapse, and threw the phone to the boss, "I can't keep it with these thirteen points, or you come, big sister, you have patience with me"

"This girl will understand for a while, and she will pretend to be confused, and I am not her opponent." The boss took the phone and said, but he was not idle, "I'm not angry with you, anyway, I can't explain the reason to you now, you believe me, that kid is really not a good thing, you don't care about him."

The girl quickly replied, "Why?" I don't think he's bad, if he were a bad person, he wouldn't have so much pleasure, he wouldn't ignore me, he knew I liked him, I could pay for him, but he still rejected me, how could he be a bad person"

The eldest sister replied, "He's not bad enough, he buys you"

The girl replied, "No, I took the initiative to talk to him, if he is a bad person, why don't you want to see me"

The boss was also disturbed by this two-to-thirteen o'clock and was about to go crazy, and replied, "Do you believe it or not, anyway, I bothered to persuade you because you were small."

"I understand, you are his friend, you want to protect him, you don't want me to like him, so just help him make me die. Actually, he's not that bad, you say that, you want me to die, but do you know what it's like to be alone? I don't have the heart to do anything but think about him now.

The boss also thought that he had no strength.

"Second child. I can't help you, so you can do it yourself! If you are cheap, you are invincible."

The big-faced cat reluctantly took the phone and replied to the idiot, "Death is good for you, and we are also out of kindness, maybe you will understand later." ”

"I'll always wait for him. Sister, I'm down. 88”

The big-faced cat finally has a sense of liberation, hurry up and get out.

Then he took out two cans of beer and handed it to the boss, "Damn." I didn't expect to be a good person, I was so tired."

Right here, Li Zhanshan, called. "What's the matter, is that girl dead?"

"Dead heart? Dead heart, this girl is not violent and uncooperative, I really doubt that she is mentally ill, you are looking for someone to talk to, and you are not looking for a normal one, do you know what the reason is for failure? ”

“

"Second, I think this girl. It seems that we naturally like to debate, next time we can try an angle"

The boss was obviously still unwilling to be defeated by a little girl, and whispered.

The big-faced cat smiled when he heard this. "Okay, next time you come"

Eldest sister, I was adding that girl's buckle in a strange way, as if I didn't save her from the quagmire.

A day later, the boss was really defeated, and directly posted a photo of Li Zhanshan, but the girl just didn't believe it. The boss is also a rare reply. You have water in your brain, a defect in the cerebellum, say you SB, you are still modest. After saying that, he blocked her.

Completely announced to Lin Xiaofan that she had failed.

Li Zhanshan wanted to protect his love, but his love died half a month later, for no other reason, because his girlfriend saw his buckle......

Li Zhanshan, who lost his love. There was not a bit of frustration. said to the big-faced cat: "I only hate the shallow, but I have deep feelings." Next, it will be better"

No, it won't be a few days before the big-faced cat meets this girl here.

Seeing that this man had a concubine who was intentional, the big-faced cat thought about things, sat down and had a drink, and said that he went to the bathroom and left.

Unexpectedly, the young woman was about to go to the bathroom. The big-faced cat had no choice but to go along with it. In the bathroom, the young woman sighed to the big-faced cat, "Li Zhanshan is a person who tempers his soul with words, although he is not outstanding in appearance, but he has a heart close to purity, I think he should be the reincarnation of Guanyin, specially here to cross the catastrophe"

As soon as I heard this, I didn't say a word, but I vomited wildly at the toilet, and then gasped and said to her: "I tell you what is the source of his pain-he has hemorrhoids in his horse, and he has not been cured for a long time, so why is it strange that he does not have pain?" Under the guise of talent, the essence of dress B is revealed. Don't be fooled."

The literary young woman changed color in a rage, slammed the door angrily, and the big-faced cat shrugged off, these years, to be honest, it is not welcome. There are fools every year, and there are especially many this year.

When he returned to the house, Shen Qingqing shouted, "Why have you been gone for so long, I thought you were lost" Everyone laughed.

"You can find it back, but I can't find it," the big-faced cat said with a smile.

Liang Min "Don't say anything, I have escaped for such a long time, and I will punish myself with three glasses"

Lin Xiaofan: "It's not embarrassing to drink alone, or you will accompany me"

Liang Min didn't say a word, but also filled himself.

Looking at the wine bottles on the table. Good guy, I haven't been out for a long time, and I've seen the bottom of the white, and there have been several bottles of this beer, of course, most of the empty bottles are on Liang Min's side, obviously this sister is in a very unhappy mood today.

"How to solve her worries, only Du Kang" immediately accompanied her to drink.

She can't compare to the amount of alcohol in the third child, but she drinks so violently that she really feels a little distressed when she looks at it. "Third sister, let's make a drinking order. She wanted to get her to drink less by taking advantage of the alcohol order.

But after more than half an hour, she couldn't move, but the third child was still in high spirits.

"Ah" Suddenly, a woman's scream came from not far away, followed by a "dead man" Everyone was shocked. Shen Qingqing immediately raised his feet and rushed out.

The big-faced cat suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart. Immediately followed, too.

He asked Zhang Long to accompany Uncle Wang, Zhao Ma, Li Li and the drunken Liang Min.

Then go straight to the place where you scream. (To be continued.) )