Compared with Dr. Zhao's skillful use of online search to obtain knowledge, Qu Xiaoxuan is a master of human flesh search, and she uses phone calls to accurately approximate the truth of the facts. Unfortunately, when she discussed the doxing search results with Dr. Zhao, Dr. Zhao always stared at the screen and gave her two answers, if it weren't for "basis?" If it weren't for "theoretically impossible". Qu Xiaoxuan tried not to believe in evil, "What the doctor of the pet hospital said, how can it not be believed." Or I'll do it. ”

Dr. Zhao replied calmly, "Every decision you make is related to the cat's pain. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan immediately didn't dare to implement the method of inquiry, and continued to take care of the dozen cats with a good wife and mother. When she found that her strong nerves couldn't withstand the screaming chorus, she said to Dr. Zhao, who was still concentrating on the computer, in frustration: "I can't bear it anymore when I go out to breathe." By the way, take a look at the nearest agency. ”

"Hey, the initiator, I told you at the beginning that a pot will definitely blow up the nest, and you believe in how bold and prolific people are, and it must be one size fits all. Is it time to take a responsible attitude? ”

"With you, you have all the big ideas, I'll just play tricks, you said. Yes! Qu Xiaoxuan didn't reason with Dr. Zhao, she cheered and was about to jump out of the door, but in the end Dr. Zhao was violently arrested and taken back to the house. It just so happened that she received a text message that Andy was pregnant, and Qu Xiaoxuan intuitively felt that this was a rehearsal for April Fool's Day.

"Hey, Andy is pregnant out of wedlock? Anyone on the 22nd floor can get pregnant unmarried, and it won't be her turn, she is as rational as a machine. ”

"The wisdom of truth will not take marriage as a prerequisite for pregnancy. When you reply, help me mention a sum, so that she doesn't have to read any books randomly, and I will make a list of books for her when I go back, professionally, enough to train an obstetrician and gynecologist. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan's heart rang for a long time, "Do you understand her?" ”

"Well, you can be jealous. An intellectual wit like her, who doesn't recommend professional books to her, simply looks down on her. With that, find an English literature. Let's see what to do with these cats. ”

"You recommend her professional books? Are you hurting her or helping her? But Qu Xiaoxuan easily sent Dr. Zhao's meaning and congratulations together.

Dr. Zhao didn't answer, and concentrated on reading the literature. And Qu Xiaoxuan received a reply from Andy on his mobile phone, "I need a recommendation." I hope Dr. Zhao recommends it in English, which can be downloaded for a fee. Qu Xiaoxuan was surprised. Really. ”

"I have occasionally encountered patients like her, and before I arrived at the hospital, I first checked on the Internet, but I talked more than me in the outpatient clinic, and I was so annoyed that I was annoyed. But he lacks basic knowledge and is just a three-legged cat. simply let her learn the system, so that she can worry about it every day. We vacate the guest guards and let all the cats in the cage go to the guest guards, so that they can move freely, and they will feel a little safer. This literature is supported by observations and can be trusted. The reason for the closure of the guest guard is that the guest guard is convenient for washing the urine and feces thoroughly. Let's tidy up the guest bathroom, you see what you don't have to move. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan was relieved not to be jealous, so she could accept whatever Dr. Zhao said, but she was really a young lady, and when she went in, the guest guard pointed to Jiangshan and said that this should be moved, and that should be moved. But he cocked his orchid fingers and only took out a bottle of hand sanitizer. Dr. Zhao saw that she was holding her orchid fingers and didn't know what to bring out in the guest guard, so he simply blasted her out, found a cardboard box to clean up the guest guard, and sent all the cats into the guest guard smoothly with his own hands, only to flash out of the guest guard.

"Okay, I'll feed the cats and visit me later, don't help me. I suspect that in less than an hour, it will stink inside, and you will be smoked to death if you go in. While it was still light, we went to buy rain boots, rubber gloves, and masks. ”

"I was smoked to death by cats. Will you give me artificial respiration? Why don't we do the drill first? Qu Xiaoxuan's eyes lit up.

"Okay, let's recreate the real situation. You were smoked over, and you fell and chewed, so I wiped the for you first. Don't feel dirty and smelly for your artificial respiration. Surrounded by cats. ”

Of course, Qu Xiaoxuan would not be fooled, and clapped his hands and said: "Okay, okay, I've been able to simulate this kind of simulation since I was a child." A guest of peanut sesame ice cream with chocolate sauce...... Zhao, where do you think I should let the ice cream mix fall the most? ”

Dr. Zhao was frustrated, so he could only pick up Qu Xiaoxuan, who was holding lightning in his eyes, and go out to procure.

Come back. was bumping into Qiu Yingying, who had been waiting for a long time and had a sad face. Qiu Yingying moved a stool and sat at the door and waited for Qu Xiaoxuan to return. Even though Qu Xiaoxuan promised on the phone that she would definitely go home in an hour, Qiu Yingying was restless and had to wait at the door, facing the elevator door, so that she could feel a little at ease. Qu Xiaoxuan observed the words and found that Qiu Yingying's eyes were full of fanaticism, she was ecstatic when she saw the hunting, haha, the 22nd floor finally had to play again. But she will never fight an unprepared battle, she used the excuse of opening the door for Dr. Zhao, and wanted to visit the cat who had been lonely for more than two hours with Dr. Zhao, so she quickly hid in her 2203, and called Guan Juer first to know herself and the other.

"Guanguan, what's the matter with the stink? I'm so scared that they chased me and asked me to solve a big problem in my life. ”

"She's a little affectionate now, please be considerate. Listen to what she meant, she should go home on a blind date during the Spring Festival to find a girlfriend who meets the hard bar, and she took the train to Haishi this morning, and she went to the train station to track it on the spot. She wants to ask for your opinion, how to be unrelenting in her pursuit of attendance. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan couldn't help but sneak a glance at Doctor Zhao, and said in a low voice: "Hey, I'm not an expert in this kind of thing, I've always been surrounded by fierce men, and whoever I want." Even if you don't go around me, my sister hooks her fingers are allowed to take the bait, didn't I see that at the end of last year, I mobilized everyone to push the macho man out. I'll just chase it. ”

Guan Juer immediately thought of Qu Xiao's sturdy past of seducing Director Bai, and nodded again and again, "It just shows that you are attractive, you can teach Xiao Qiu a little, she just wants to talk to someone now." Please, please, come out and talk to her, she believes in you now. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan finally had a bottom in her heart, and patted her chest with Dr. Zhao and said, "Zhao, I'm going to be Xiao Qiu's spicy love doctor, you take care of the cat, I'm all up to you here." ”

"Qu Sang, cherish, goodbye."

Qu Xiaoxuan laughed and stepped out of the door. walked to the door, between entering and exiting, and shouted at Qiu Yingying: "Xiao Qiu, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower!" Dr. Zhao smiled inside, but he didn't worry about Qu Xiaoxuan, and sat in front of the computer as usual to find a professional book catalog for Andy.

But Qiu Yingying did not turn the fanaticism in her eyes into a fierce confrontation in words, which made Qu Xiaoxuan, who was full of fighting spirit, feel like she was falling short of punching into the cotton pile. Qiu Yingying said weakly: "I will be unrequited, I will be unrequited." Xiaoqu, you have the best way, you say......"

"Yes, yes, yes. You are asking the right person, the entire 22nd floor wants to say who talks the most about love, I don't dare to talk about the first, but if you want to say who is the most successful in love. The man who got rid of it the most, me, the boss on the 22nd floor. Qu Xiaoxuan stepped on the cat's step, walked to Qiu Yingying's side confidently, and put a warm hand on Qiu Yingying's shoulder. Triumphantly glanced inside Door 2202.

Qiu Yingying didn't know that Qu Xiaoxuan's words were stabbing Fan Shengmei, and she didn't know that Fan Shengmei was turning her face when she heard it in the room, she grabbed Qu Xiaoxuan's warm little hand and said eagerly: "You teach me how to seduce Ying Qin, you can do anything." ”

"With such qualifications and such good looks, in addition to getting drunk and tricking Ying Qin into locking the room, the next day he cried naked and shouted that he was responsible, and threatened to call the police if he didn't comply. What else can be done? ”

When Dr. Zhao heard this, he was ready to rescue his girlfriend, isn't it insulting. In 2202, Guan Juer was anxious, "Xiaoqu, don't talk nonsense, and don't look at the occasion." ”

Qiu Yingying was silent for a while and asked, "Why did you invite him out for a drink?" Need to open a room? What if he doesn't admit it? ”

"That's not easy, find something important, make a phone call and ask him to come out. Wait for him to turn around. Add a little fly powder bark to the wine, and wait for him to have a seizure. ”

"He saw me as if he were a ghost, and he was afraid of me, as if I were going to harm him. Please. ”

"That's your fault. What is the most fearful thing about doing things? Alas. It's not easy for you to live with your IQ, so I'd better not test you, just tell you what to do. Patience! You stupid and impatient, I tell you that the lion is eyeing the antelope in the animal world. How? It must have been patiently waiting aside, pretending to yawn and napping, but in fact both eyes had been aimed at the antelope. As for you, don't approach Yingqin, stay a certain distance away from him, only you can see him, he can't see you. For example, Weibo, you cancel his follower and reassure him that you have disappeared, but bookmark his Weibo and go in to read it at any time. For example, go to his house, but don't knock on the door, you can only hide in the corner and watch him come in and out, you can't get up and can't shout, you know? ”

Qiu Yingying didn't know what medicine was sold in Qu Xiaoxuan's gourd, but the lion in the animal world did catch antelopes like this, and what Qu Xiaoxuan said was an example, and she could operate it when she got started, which seemed to be quite easy to understand, and it was exactly what she wanted to do, so she could only nod her head to confirm.

"Now let's start taking notes on paper. Then, you left a sentence for him on Weibo for about half a month. For example, Happy March 8th in a few days, is there any Mother's Day greeting mother, April Fool's Day can also be used. Anyway, it can't be less than half a month, and the longer the time drags on, the better. When he thinks it's safe and gets back to you, and when you're friends again, you can attack. Having said that, every time you send one, you must get my consent, if you startle the snake, I will have no tricks, do you know what it means to waste your previous efforts? ”

Qiu Yingying nodded stunned, "Why do you want to do this?" ”

"You either listen to me or don't listen to me, and if you have doubts, get out of here, and I'm not happy to help those who doubt me. Don't ask anything, just do as I say. The first one, the 38th Festival, has only these few words: Happy 38th Festival. Add a smiley face at most. Don't apologize for today's events in the front, and don't explain why you want to bless men in the back. Remember? ”

Qiu Yingying nodded again, "But ......"

"But it's a hair."

"I'm not questioning you. I mean, since Ying Qin can go on a blind date so quickly in just one Spring Festival, the Spring Festival is less than a month before today, and the girl comes to visit, what if it is less than a month before I send a text message, he will get married, what should I do? ”

"I ask you, do you have any other way? If not, listen to me. If so, please be smart. That's it. I took care of my house with wild cats. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan returned to 2203 without any nostalgia, closed the door, and asked Dr. Zhao: "Are you eavesdropping on our girlfriends whispering?" ”

"I just understand why you dragged on for so many days to see me for the first time."

"Haha, you're suspicious. I was really on a business trip that time, and if I don't believe it, we immediately rushed to my company to check the ticket for you. I said this to Xiao Qiu because Xiao Qiu is a big fool. Who am I The more I pressed me, the higher I jumped, she was pressing her, and she forgot about it, and the matter was solved. ”

"The first thing I thought was how to make trouble, right?"

"yes. But she couldn't fight back, scolded and scolded, and I was tired to death. I was forced to be a good person for once. It's strange, one is boring, the other is boring, how these two collided together. I can't say anything, but fortunately we are separated, and both of them still have the opportunity to be alive. ”

"A tacit couple is not to get together and have endless words, but even if they don't say a word a day, they don't feel bored and embarrassed."

Qu Xiaoxuan felt weak for a while. "Doesn't that mean the two of us read books all day back to back? You can say nothing, but you can't move your hands. She said as she touched Dr. Zhao's face, kissing Dr. Zhao's lips like a gentle breeze.

"No, the two of us are a low-level fun couple, and we focus on the next three ways,, pee, and fart."

"I smell something is wrong. Tell me, tell me, what's wrong with me. ”

"What's wrong, what's wrong with you? Where do you want to go? ”

Qu Xiaoxuan blinked, but couldn't speak. She always felt that something was wrong.

▼Warm orange

Look at that stirring back to the heart!

The world is insightful, and the people are skilled. All women are in a hundred phases, which is called opening the book is beneficial.

Each character has his own life in the book, and I believe that the author has observed it for a long time and collected the characteristics of each circle of girls.

Their logic of doing things, their speeches, and the gains and losses of life are all real and natural occurrences of one stroke at a time, and they are inevitable accidents in life.

In everything, Anai always learns something after writing. There is a sigh of sudden realization.

▼ Bubbles

Count the N reasons why I like Xiaoguan: If I am the boss, I like to use a subordinate like Xiaoguan, who has strong ability and high understanding. A little bit of thoroughness, understand what you should do and what you shouldn't do, don't talk nonsense, and use it to rest assured; If I were a parent, such a daughter would not rebel and would not cause trouble. Although well-behaved, he is not stupid and is not a white, looking worry-free; If I live in Ode to Joy, I like neighbors and friends like Xiaoguan, although they don't have the enthusiasm of fire, but always give you warmth and comfort when you need it most, and live intimately...... It is said that the description of "post-it note girl" is this kind of girl who does not look dazzling but is indispensable in life, and makes people feel very warm.

▼Summer solstice

Also, I think Andy's brain and limbs are strictly governed by a series of advanced programs...... Binary code represents a series of precise logic, and then implements the selection with an if clause...... halo and then output "Andy".

▼ The author replied

Poof, that's an interesting analogy. That's what I thought about when I wrote it.

▼Pumpkin

I think this metaphor is more suitable for discussing the story of Ying Qin's classmates: seeing what he thinks is pure, let's say it's a virgin, export: dating, if you find that it's not, immediately turn around, there is no buffer, output: Ying Qin.

▼ Water Moon

Officer Xiao Xie, who likes to wear sunglasses, carry backpacks, and are fashionable, and use black metal as background music for brushing his teeth.

Then I thought about it very unkindly......

▼Jane

Another author who likes it says that this article is like an American drama, season by season, which makes sense: Look at the men in this article, like leeks, one stubble after another. In the first season of Singularity, Director Bai has completely terminated the contract with the crew; Wang Baichuan and Dr. Zhao are estimated to be resident like the five heroines; Buns have been popular since the second season, and they should also be resident; The tragedy is off, her plays are basically cameos, I can't even remember their surnames, it can be seen that they are not handsome or big, but there are more than fairy songs. Jian yì greatly changed the title of the book to an American drama, "**Haishi", "Roommates" or something.

▼Ww

Andy likes it but sometimes I can't accept it, probably I'm too ordinary, I always feel that she is cold and lacks some kind of warmth.

▼ The author replied

Combined with your previous article, "Among so many characters, the most pyrotechnic is Qiu Heguan, especially Qiu, who is ordinary and enthusiastic and kind, and has many common problems: babbling and logical confusion, I see my own shadow, ordinary people also have bland happiness, I hope she also has a good home." Qu He'an is too outstanding in life, Fan is too tortuous, and Guan is a model of a good girl, so I still like Qiu. Qiu Yingying also feels the same way about Andy. I thought to myself, how well I wrote, and wrote about Qiu's true feelings. (To be continued.) )