"I don't even know if the singularity is male or female. At the beginning of this year, in a forum debate about wormholes, I couldn't help but use my knowledge to debate with people, and every time Singularity added points and quotes after my speech to express support, TA may not have as good a level of knowledge as mine, but it is also very good. After that, I felt that the singularity began to pay attention to me......"

Fan Shengmei asked curiously, "Have you indicated your gender?" ”

"When I signed up for the forum, I chose to be male. In general, the majority of people in the forum are male. We often have text messages in the station, this time I was very busy with work because I returned to China, changed my mobile phone, and I didn't go online for several days. I saw it when I was free this afternoon, so I told sùta that I had returned to China and was currently working in Haishi. Just ta replied, gave me a schedule that ta is available, asked me to choose a time, and ta invited me to dinner. ”

"No, no, you dodge the question, what I'm asking you is, why are you smiling so sweetly at your phone."

"I like the singularity style, it's crisp and clean."

"I like style, not that kind of laugh, Andy, tell you the truth, you're in a crush."

"No, ha, how is it possible, I don't even know if the singularity is male or female, I'm not that nymphomaniac, no, I'm not a nymphomaniac, it's so funny, how is it possible."

Fan Shengmei was originally just coaxing and looking for a happy time, but when she saw Andy's reaction so strongly, and she could see that Andy was not ashamed, but had a stern nervous face, she felt very strange. "I'm kidding you. It's such a coincidence, since Singularity is also in the sea market, it is better to meet and have a meal. ”

Andy hesitated for a long time before he said, "I probably feel that the singularity is male." You say, if I go to meet a male netizen like this, will I be a nymphomaniac. ”

Fan Shengmei seemed to see Andy's heart, "How can this be called a nymphomaniac, you have known each other on the Internet for less than two years, often text greetings, and will ask if you don't see each other for a few days, this is a friend, what is the difference between online friends and offline friends, and what does it have to do with." Hey, what's wrong with you? Fan Shengmei panicked when she saw Andy pouring tea and taking a deep breath, as if she was having trouble breathing. Andy, on the other hand, stretched out his hand to signal her to be less restless.

After a while, Andy put down the teacup and sighed, "I do have bad intentions, I'm sure that the singularity is a man, and I want to see the singularity in my heart, isn't this a what?" ”

"This is called nymphomania? Andy, you just told me that you had a crush on Singularity for two years, and I didn't think it was a nymphomaniac, but I felt so angry. ”

"Really?"

"If you love someone, can you call it a nymphomaniac?"

"But if you fall in love with someone when you see a few words, what's not called a nymphomaniac? Possible...... Maybe I have a nymphomaniac gene. ”

Fan Shengmei just wanted to laugh, but saw that although Andy's face was pretending to be calm, his eyes were full of panic. Fan Sheng Meiqi was at a loss for a while. Seeing this, Andy sighed: "I'm going back to the station for a short time, I don't have time recently." ”

Fan Shengmei was stunned to watch Andy quickly type on the full keyboard, and there was a slight doubt in her heart, it was too abnormal.

Waiting for Andy to stand short, the two of them ate in a muffled voice for a while. But soon there was a short reply, and Fan Shengmei couldn't help asking: "What is it?" ”

"Mobile phone number, and a QQ number. I don't have QQ. ”

"Go and register one immediately, and the mobile phone number can not be given a singularity for the time being."

Andy looked at Fan Shengmei with a little blankness, shrugged his shoulders, and didn't speak again. Fan Shengmei suddenly remembered that when Andy came on the road, he said that he had something to ask for, could it be such a trivial matter? She didn't see Andy like a person who hadn't seen the world, ordinary people couldn't borrow such a good car, and she could recognize that Andy's clothes were all famous brands, and she wondered how Andy could be bothered by such a trivial matter. Andy has also been paying attention to Fan Shengmei, and finally couldn't help asking, "Sister Fan, do you think I'm weird?" ”

Fan Shengmei shook her head, thought about it properly, and then said: "I just think you are too pure to say, you said that you are not younger than me, of course I see that you are much younger than me, don't you even have love experience?" You're so beautiful, there's always someone after you. ”

Andy stopped talking, but seemed to muster up courage before he said, "I...... I don't dare to fall in love. I always felt like I was ......"

"You say slowly, don't worry, Sister Fan, I have read countless people, and I have talked about countless loves, which can provide the best reference."

Andy hesitated for a long time, "No, I can't say it today, I drive today, and I need to be steady." ”

"When you want to say it, be on call. I went to my friend's table over there to say hello and came back soon. ”

Andy watched Fan Shengmei leave gracefully, and really wanted to call Fan Shengmei in her heart, but she suddenly wanted to talk again. But she finally didn't speak, and when Fan Shengmei came back, she had calmed down, buried the bill, and ate the vegetables efficiently. The food ordered by Fan Shengmei was very tasty, and she liked it very much. It's just that she glanced at her phone from time to time, and repeatedly thought about how to reply to the station of Singularity, which gave her two numbers in the previous station short, and said that she would contact more in the future. She wondered nervously, did the singularity recognize her as a woman?

Fan Shengmei invited Andy to dance on behalf of her friends, she thought Andy's strange innocence would refuse, but she didn't expect Andy to agree. But when he arrived at the 77 bar where Fan Shengmei went back to Yuyu, Andy sat down with a golden knife, just drank water and drinks, and watched the lead dancer on the high stage dance Hi DS dance. For some reason, Fan Shengmei and her friends didn't dare to persuade Andy to get off the field.

Andy looked at it for a while, and finally took out his phone and replied to Singularity, "Hi at the bar with friends." The nightlife of Haishi is lively. ”

After a while, Singularity replied, "What bar are you in?" I'm coming to see you. Hehe, I thought you were a nerd. ”

"It's really nerds, they're jumping, I'm watching, playing my own."

"You play on your own? OMG！ ”

Andy laughed, she wondered how Singularity could always "distort" a sentence so funny. But Andy still reluctantly typed a line, "I'm bored, leave my friends and go home." Let's talk back. But she didn't go home, but kept seeing Fan Shengmei and others at the 77 bar and was exhausted. only then did he slam the throttle and take Fan Shengmei home.

It was just after 0:00 in the morning, Fan Shengmei opened the door of 2202, and Guan Juer jumped out, "Sister Fan, Qiu Yingying hasn't gone home yet, and the phone is turned off when she calls her." ”

Fan Shengmei looked at Andy, who was standing in the corridor, and said with a smile: "Xiao Qiu is in love, maybe ...... The possibilities are endless. ”

But Guan Juer disagreed, "Qiu Yingying and Director Bai have only been talking for less than a week......"

"Don't worry about it, Xiao Qiu is an adult, and she has her own opinions. Xiao Guan sent her a text message, saying that we care about her and call if we need help. "Fan Shengmei's command is determined, and she has the demeanor of an eldest sister.

Andy looked at the authoritative Fan Shengmei, said "good night", and was just about to turn around and go back to 2201, when suddenly, Qu Xiaoxuan rushed out of the door with "Andy Andy Andy Andy ......", and with myopic glasses on his face, he was not as serious as a goblin. Fan Shengmei said: "You didn't go to play this weekend? ”

Qu Xiaoxuan grabbed Andy tightly before saying, "I have something serious, so I won't play." Andy, I've been waiting for you all night, I don't even know your new mobile phone number, so I have to listen to the movement outside. You help me, I remember you are the CFO, and I have the most basic financial and tax questions to ask you. Please, don't refuse. ”

Andy said: "I'm not the same as a general finance manager, and I'm also preparing to learn domestic accounting law and tax law, and the more basic I am, the less I know." ”

Guan Juer said: "Qiu Yingying is preparing for the CPA exam, and she understands accounting knowledge. ”

Andy and Qu Xiaoxuan's eyes lit up, and Qu Xiaoxuan immediately said: "I'll immediately go to Taobao to order two sets of CPA books, Andy, give you one set, we will follow Qiu Yingying to learn and help each other." ”

Fan Shengmei coughed lightly, "With Andy's brain, I think you will all follow Andy in the future." ”

"But what I don't know tonight, ...... scream" Qu Xiaoxuan was so anxious that her hands and feet danced, so she could only grab Fan Shengmei, "Sister Fan, you are working in the factory, you may know a little, you can help." ”

As soon as she said help, Fan Shengmei immediately had a warm heart, even if she had a slight disagreement with Qu Xiaoxuan before, she would write it off. Andy and Guan Juer watched the two enter 2203, looked at each other for a moment, and decided to follow up. They were curious about what serious things Qu Xiaoxuan, a person with a sister-in-law style, could have.

Qu Xiaoxuan is still Andy the most, her friend told her that the person who does things with Tan Zongming is either very background or super capable, and it is always right to have nothing to do. Although she didn't know how far Andy had done with Tan Zongming, she thought that Andy, who was very capable, should have a way. She beckoned everyone into the house and sat down, and immediately enthusiastically threw herself into the kitchen, which never turned on the fire, to make coffee.

Andy and the other three were all entering Qu Xiaoxuan's house for the first time, and the three of them looked at the decoration that was obviously much more luxurious than Andy's, and felt the comfort of the sofa under the buttocks. Guan Juer sat most orderly, leaning closely against Fan Shengmei, whom she was most familiar with. Andy is still the most familiar with the routine, and said to the kitchen: "Or, Xiaoqu, you can summarize what the problem is first." Fan Shengmei also said: "It's not early, let's hurry up." ”

"Ahem, the key problem is that I can't give me a rough idea, I haven't read the information yet, what should I do. This is the stack on my coffee table, which is all the written materials of the project so far. ”

Guan Juer immediately took the initiative to get up, took the top one, sat between Fan Shengmei and Andy, and opened it for the two of them to read together. Guan Juer's current work contact is basically English, and he is able to deal with it. Andy is the most like a fish in water, but gives her Chinese, and she is more difficult to adapt. Fan Shengmei saw that it was all English, and she was dizzy, her English had basically been returned to the teacher, how could she deal with the professional terminology in front of her. She was already tired from jumping in the 77 bar, and at the moment she was even more dizzy from the earthworm-like letters, and she hoped that the other two would better retreat, so as not to reveal her bottomlessness.

Andy quickly read a few pages, so fast that Guan Juer couldn't keep up, and then Andy didn't bother to read it, and said: "The information is very clear, Xiaoqu, you can tell as much as you have already seen, and in informal occasions, you don't need to think about the words." ”

Guan Juer said to himself: "I still think English is still slow, and it can't be compared with what you have studied abroad." Andy quickly replied to her: "You don't have to compare with me, I read information faster than most people." How much have you watched Xiaoqu? ”

Qu Xiaoxuan didn't plan to answer, but when he was asked by Andy, he had to say sullenly: "When I was studying abroad, I only cared about playing, and I was playing with people who went out in China, I ...... It's a bit of a child's play for me to use English to tease muscular men. ”

"Oh, that's it. You have two choices, either give up, where the data comes from; Or go online and open Google Translate and gnaw down these materials. If it's the latter, I can give you an outline of the ABC points you need to learn from the material. ”

Fan Shengmei interjected: "The basic skills still need to be done by yourself, one day you need to face foreign businessmen alone, it is impossible for us to follow you, you can only rely on your own basic skills." ”

"Well, that's what I mean." Andy got up after saying that. "If you choose the latter, I'll give you the outline tomorrow. You can knock on my door after 8 a.m. tomorrow morning, and I'll sleep more on the weekend. ”