Alice hurriedly ran to open the door. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Moments later, the door opened.

Ivanka's classmate and his father, the American real estate tycoon Donald Trump, are standing outside the door with gifts.

Seeing Alice, Ivanka immediately stretched out her arms with a smile on her face.

"Hi Alice, long time no see!"

Alice was pleasantly surprised: "Ivanka, long time no see!" What are you doing here? ”

"I'm here with my father, who wants to visit little Ike. Alice, is little Ike at home? ”

"In, in, in, please come in!"

"Thank you!"

Living room.

Seeing the two coming, Ike immediately knew their purpose.

As if the old thing was repeating itself, the two smiled and handed over the present, and Ike smiled and accepted the present, then invited the guest to sit down.

"Little Ike, can you support me in the next president of the United States?"

Trump looked at Ike expectantly.

Ike smiled, still as he did with Hillary Ton, and asked, "Sir, if you are in power, will my security still be at the highest level?" ”

Nonsense, that's for sure!

Trump replied instantly: "Of course, you are a national treasure of our American Federation!" Your security level is definitely higher than anyone else's! ”

"Thank you! So, when I become an adult, will you allow me to take Sister Alice abroad? ”

"Yes! I will arrange for the FBI and CIA to protect the whole process! Where you are, our fleet is there! ”

"Thank you! So, one last question! Next year I want a piece of land in a certain country to plant trees, can you let it go? ”

As soon as these words came out, Trump was shocked, and Ivanka was shocked.

"Which country?" The two asked in unison.

Ike grinned and said, "Once a country in the G20 group! ”

As the sound fell, Ivanka looked at Ike in shock. Ike was still grinning.

Ivanka immediately turned her head and gently tugged at the corner of her father's clothes, as if to make her father think about it seriously.

The consequences of such an act of encroaching on the land of a sovereign state are too serious and the impact is too great.

However, what Ivanka never imagined was ......

At this moment, his father didn't even think about it at all, so he spoke instantly.

"No problem! I'll find a way to help you buy that piece of land! ”

"What if you can't buy it?" Ike asked softly.

In the next moment, a cold, murderous voice resounded in the living room: "If you can't buy it, grab it!" The Federation of Millions is your personal guard! ”

Such a decisive decision made Ike moved.

The two girls in the living room were frightened, but ......

At this moment, Ike smiled.

He stood up in an instant, stretched out his friendly right hand to the 70-year-old man, and said respectfully: "Thank you, sir!" You are my friend! ”

As soon as this remark came out, Trump was overjoyed.

He also stood up instantly, shook Ike's hand, and smiled.

Success, success! I gained the friendship of a little prodigy myself!

"Little Ike, don't worry! Promise God that what I say today is absolutely true! ”

Ike believed him, because no one would say anything about it.

"Thank you! So now, can I take the liberty of making a request? ”

Trump was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "What is it, please?" ”

"Can I visit your home this weekend? I love eating Ivanka-senpai's cakes! ”

As the sound fell, endless ecstasy welled up in Trump's heart.

His promise was immediately reciprocated by the other party! God, the credibility of the great god is indeed not blown.

If you have grace, you will report it on the spot!

Won, Lao Tzu won! The position of the next president of the United States, Lao Tzu is seated!

Trump laughed, stretched out his arms, and hugged Ike heavily.

"Welcome! The Trump family warmly welcomes you to their home! We will invite celebrities from all walks of life to receive you and, of course, Miss Alice! ”

These words are full of meaning:

Welcoming Ike in the name of the family is a way of saying that you are our most honored guest.

The purpose of inviting celebrities from all walks of life is to send a message to the outside world: the small national treasure of the Federation, the greatest genius prodigy of mankind, supports me Trump as president.

Opponents, despair, give up!

Voters, vote for me! Don't you see that the great god is my friend?

What the? You don't vote?

Hehe, you don't need me to kill you, your family and friends have to beat you to death!

You don't want to participate in the future? You don't want to make money in the future?

Stupid!

At this time, Ike, who is a man of two lives, of course, also understands the meaning behind Trump's words.

So Ike nodded and agreed to the other party's arrangement.

"Okay, thank you sir! Well, see you over the weekend! ”

"OK, see you over the weekend!"

The guests excitedly bid farewell to the host and then left the host's house......

……

After the two were gone, Ike borrowed a phone from Alice and called Mrs. Hillary.

"Jingle bell!" "Jingle bell!" ……

As soon as the phone rang, it was connected.

"Hello, I'm Hillary!"

"Hello ma'am, I'm Ike! I'm sorry, but there may be some differences in the philosophy between us, so ......"

On the highway, in a luxury motorhome.

Hillary's face was full of despair, but when she heard a bang, the phone in her hand fell down.

It's over, I've failed! The federal prodigy rejected himself!

At this time, in the car, several of Hillary's campaign aides watched the scene in shock. Among them, there is the old man of the Democratic Party.

He was furious and yelled directly at Hillary:

"Why? Why! Didn't I tell you that no matter what the little prodigy asked, you would immediately agree? What could be more precious than his friendship? You tell me, what's there? What's there? ”

The roar resounded throughout the RV, and even the driver could faintly hear it through the glass.

Hearing her assistant's yelling, Hillary Clinton was devastated.

"What the little prodigy asks is for me to help him occupy the territory of a certain country!"

The sound fell, and the roar just now turned directly into a roar:

"Encroachment? What about encroachment? Do you think about what Obama did? Do you think about what Hughes of the Watermelon Alliance did? One of them ordered a sortie of nuclear submarines and launched intercontinental missiles! Another fired a hydrogen bomb directly at America's best allies! ”

"That's a hydrogen bomb! 6 million tonnes equivalent! ”

“Fuck！ Fuck！ Women really have long hair and short knowledge! ”

"Parking! Stop the car! Lao Tzu wants to get out of the car, Lao Tzu is gone! Oh yes! ”

The RV stopped instantly, and the old man angrily pulled the door open, and then strode out of the car......

Seeing this scene, Hillary Clinton was even more desperate.

Stupid, what an idiot!

With the example of Obama and Hughes in front of you, why do you hesitate?

Hey――

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry everyone! I've let you down! ”

Mrs. Clinton apologized to her campaign aides.

The assistants were also extremely frustrated, and they worked hard for more than half a year, but they fell short in the last month.

Forget it, who calls the other party a woman?

A woman's courage is insufficient!

(To be continued.) )