Deng Lingyun gave a thumbs up: "Miss is really clever!" ”

Su Mu glanced at him: "Uncle Deng, don't say anything against your will, look at your stiff face, you can see that you can't get used to this kind of thing." ”

Deng Lingyun laughed twice, but he couldn't make up his mind in his heart. He couldn't help but glance at Su Mu's clothes again, although the clothes were clean now, he thought of the two rotten eggs she had received not long ago, and thought that he had almost turned her and the Dharma Protector away......

Deng Lingyun felt a stirring in his heart: If Miss is dissatisfied because of this and gives me small shoes to wear, then I will have to walk around without eating.

Su Musha noticed his wandering gaze and said to the bookworm, "Uncle worm, guess what Uncle Deng is looking at?" ”

The bookworm lowered his eyes and smiled, but only smiled and did not answer.

No matter how Su Musha teased, Deng Lingyun could look at ease, but the bookworm's expression made him blush, and he couldn't answer.

Su Musha turned to Deng Lingyun and said, "Uncle Deng, don't think about it. Tell us what you've been seeing. ”

"Yes...... The subordinates went to the Rugui Inn, registered the gift list at the shopkeeper, and just got the token, and heard a lot of people arguing at the door of the inn. The subordinates wanted to come back to restore the two of them, and they didn't want to join in the excitement, but before they could leave, they saw several people carrying colorful paper bundles into the inn. ”

Just as he was talking about this lively key point, he suddenly heard Xiao Er singing and saying: "A pot of newly brewed pear blossom white, plum wine, and Luxiang Daqu." ”

Su Musha's breath on his chest was instantly relieved, and he turned his head to look at Xiao Er with three points of disappointment, and felt comfortable at first glance, and saw that he was holding a big tray, in addition to wine, there were also several snacks with wine from the store, which looked extremely refreshing.

A few people pushed the cups and changed the glasses, Su Musha tasted all kinds of drinks one by one, and felt that the plum wine was sweet and sour and the most satisfying, and praised it at the moment: "The place introduced by Uncle Deng is really good," but she was still worried about the development of the story, and asked while adding wine, "Someone brought paper in, who is it?" ”

Deng Lingyunxun thanked him, and said: "My subordinates couldn't figure it out at first, I thought that someone had died in this inn, but it was unlucky, and they generally wouldn't come in through the main entrance." The young lady didn't see it, but the shopkeeper saw those dead things, and his face could be wrung out of the water, and he blasted people out with his throat. ”

Su Mu frowned slightly: "And then?" ”

"Who knew that the craftsmen who came to deliver the paper were very tough, insisting that they had received the money and wanted to do the ceremony in place, and also said that the suona team and the mourning team were here. Those paper ties, all exquisite, there are both golden bridges and silver bridges, and gold and silver mountains, and the golden boy and jade girl are standing on both sides, paper people are real people," Deng Lingyun took a breath and said, "The subordinates took advantage of the time when they went to tear them, to see if they could see what the doorway was, at this moment, another person rushed into the inn with a bamboo pole, and shook off the curtain in the lobby, eager to greet everyone." ”

Su Musha was confused: "The bamboo pole that picks the curtain? ”

But the bookworm understood: "And the elegiac couplet? ”

Deng Lingyun gave another thumbs up: "It's still the Dharma Protector who is transparent." The curtain was miserable and white, and there were fourteen big characters written on it just as the dragon was flying and the phoenix was dancing! ”

Speaking of this, Deng Lingyun paused and recited aloud:

"It's better to be alive than a dog, and it's better to be dead than a chicken."

"Huh?"

Su Mu's eyes widened, when she heard the four words "Dragon Flying Phoenix Dance", she never expected to describe such a bullshit, extremely strange fourteen words, she couldn't help but be surprised and funny, and asked excitedly: "Can you still write like this?" ”

The corners of Deng Lingyun's mouth twitched, and he said secretly: What Miss focuses on is different.

He was in a dilemma about how to answer, but fortunately, the bookworm was still normal, and asked calmly, "Is there a next payment?" ”

"Yes, there are both upper and lower paragraphs," Deng Lingyun nodded and said, "The upper paragraph reads, 'Yin Cheng Zhuang Owner Eternal', and the next paragraph reads...... 'Taijimen Jingbang'," he took a deep breath, "After seeing the next paragraph, the shopkeeper couldn't care about losing his temper, and drove the people away in a hurry, and moved things to the backyard." ”

The bookworm's face changed slightly: "Tai Chi Gate? He paused slightly, "I have heard that Taijimen and Dark Village are not on good terms. ”

Deng Lingyun actually couldn't figure it out, and said in surprise: "Yes, my subordinates have also heard this rumor, saying that Taijimen and Dark Village do not deal with each other." ”

"Why are these two factions at enmity?" Su Musha asked.

She doesn't know enough about the affairs of the rivers and lakes, she wants to get some information anytime and anywhere, the bookworm is a personality that asks three questions and answers one, and she is not as knowledgeable as Deng Lingyun, who asks one and answers ten.

"My subordinates don't know much about this, but it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that the owner of this dark village was originally from Taijimen, and he set up his own door more than ten years ago, and his subordinates guessed that most of them were ugly at that time, and the two sides had a feud," Deng Lingyun rubbed his hands and said, "Don't care if this rumor is true or not, if you do this, take advantage of someone's big birthday to send a couplet, not all enemies have to make enemies." That is, when the dark village is catching up with the guests to welcome the door, it is too busy, and when the dark village is busy for the past two days, there must be a lively look. ”

The story came to an end, and Su Musha was quite unimpressed with Deng Lingyun's reasoning: spending such a lot of money just to block others is purely harming others and not benefiting oneself.

This thought flashed in Su Musha's mind, she always cared about the soul beads, and after listening to it, she said to herself: "Uncle worm, the token is also in hand, is there anything else to prepare." ”

The bookworm shook his head.

The two of them were playing dumb riddles here, and Deng Lingyun was using his brains on the side: The Dharma Protector and Miss seem to be just for the sake of entering the village to celebrate their birthday, which is also worth mysterious? The idea of the helper is really unpredictable.

…………………………

Two days passed in the blink of an eye, and it was finally the day of Yin Cheng's fiftieth birthday.

Su Mu covered his eyes and climbed into the carriage that Deng Lingyun had hired for them in advance, raised his hand to cover his mouth and yawned, and beckoned: "Uncle worm, you can go." ”

Deng Lingyun rubbed his hands at the door, and said crampedly: "How can you let the Dharma Protector personally drive the car, come down." You can rest assured that your subordinates must pretend to be deaf and dumb, and what you shouldn't hear is absolutely in the left ear and out of the right ear. ”

The bookworm smiled in his eyes, waved his hand to signal Deng Lingyun to be busy with something, and then sat on the wheel of the carriage and whipped the horse, and the carriage turned slowly and started slowly.

Deng Lingyun looked at the carriage and horses gradually moving away, felt that the burden on his shoulders was a lot lighter, his shoulders sank, and he was slapped by someone, he turned around and saw that it was Yang Ying, the helmsman.

Yang Ying's demeanor was similar to him, and he even sighed directly in his mouth: "I finally sent these two big Buddhas away," he squinted at Deng Lingyun, strengthened his hand, and slapped him on the shoulder a few times, "Xiao Deng, Xiao Deng, you have to make a little brighter in the future, you don't dare to make this mistake again." ”

Deng Lingyun smiled bitterly, knowing that the helmsman's words were reasonable, and he had been afraid for the past two days, fortunately the two didn't care about him, otherwise his future would ......

Even if he was afraid, he couldn't help but distinguish: "It's the subordinates' clumsiness, but it's true, the token that the young lady showed, the subordinates don't recognize it." Don't say words, there is not even a carving or mark, it is pitch black. ”

Yang Ying pondered: "So strange? He groaned for a long time, and Huo Di slapped it again, and Deng Lingyun's shoulders suddenly became half shorter. He didn't care about crying out in pain, just because he knew that although Lord Yang made two mistakes from time to time, he was also very bright when he was aura, so he asked carefully: "Does the helmsman know this kind of token?" ”

Yang Ying laughed twice: "Ge Laozi, what should I do, it's the water to order," he saw Deng Lingyun's puzzled face, and patiently explained, "Of course you don't know in your later life." In fact, it is also a small skill of carving insects. The token was coated with a layer of paint that dissolves in water, so it looked like a piece of carbon. ”

Deng Lingyun's eyes were a little straight: "What are you doing here?" ”

Yang Ying snorted: "Then you still need to ask, insurance." It won't be remembered to steal it, even if it is lost, it is not afraid of being picked up by others and used fraudulently, who will pick up a wooden sign that looks like carbon to play," he saw Deng Lingyun nodding and was proud, "How about it, it's still a little useful to follow an old guy like me." ”

When Deng Lingyun heard this, he knew that the helmsman was a little unhappy that he had only cared about serving the young lady and the Dharma protector for the past two days, and ignored him, so he beat himself with some sour words. He hurriedly complimented: "Look at what you said, your subordinates have more to learn from you." Saying this, he couldn't help but wonder in his heart: Then why didn't the young lady soak the token in water first and then show it?

(Heroine's diary 19: On June 12 of the first year of the founding of the city, the sky blue is a little green, and the wine of the poetry hook is too strong, and the poem is not fished out, but the spit is fished out...... ）