Rewind time to five minutes ago.

"Lai Bao, get out!"

In the deafening sound, the lights dimmed, and Wang Qiang quietly withdrew.

"Are you ready?" Wang Qiang looked at Liu Shiyu and asked seriously.

"Hmm!"

"Then go up!"

The lights are flashing!

Liu Shiyu wore a pure white off-the-shoulder long dress, the beautiful collarbone loomed, and the fabric of the skirt was so white that it seemed to be transparent, slightly reflective, like angel wings, but it was not exposed at all. The hem of the skirt is an arc from low to high, elegantly slightly puffed up, revealing her beautiful legs as white and slender as jade, the slowest diamonds at the corners of the skirt, like countless beautiful morning dew, stepping on the stage with black high heels and open insteps, standing in front of the props on the teacher's lectern, smiling.

He said, "Hello everyone! Here's a show where you don't want me to say I have to! It's a show that you don't regret watching it, but regret it even more after watching it! This is "Men's Lies"!

Today, our program team risked death to invite Professor Wang Qiangqiang, who has been focusing on the study of men's lies for 30 years. Let us applaud now: the public enemy of men, the gospel of women - Professor Wang, appear! ”

Bang Bang Bang!

The lamp flickered, accompanied by the dance music of "Jiangnan", Wang Qiangqiang was dressed in a gray and white suit and big scalp shoes, and was surrounded by a group of beauties in miniskirts.

clumsily dancing with a group of beautiful beauties, stumbling, and at the end there is a poss that you don't use in the sixth grade of elementary school.

"Hello, Professor Wang!" Liu Shiyu walked over, stretched out his hand, and said.

"Hello!" Wang Qiang took a sip of peace. Hui-style Mandarin, holding Liu Shiyu's hand.

For three seconds, he didn't let go, Liu Shiyu smiled awkwardly and pulled his hand out, but he didn't pull it out!

"Shh~"

The audience booed!

Wang Qiang let go, shook his hand, and said, "Hey, my hand, when I meet a beautiful woman, I am always not commanded!" ”

"Shh

There was another boo from the audience!

Two people sat down.

"Professor Wang, can you describe a man in one word?" Liu Shiyu asked.

Wang Qiang said with a stern face, "Men are animals that never use their brains to think about problems, so they are beasts!" ”

"Beasts?" Liu Shiyu asked in surprise.

"Yes!" Wang Qiang nodded, "Unless they lie, they will use their brains!" ”

"And the pathogen that men lie about is the mobile phone!"

"Cell phone?"

Wang Qiang took out a 70×30 piece of cardboard from under the table, imitating the address book panel!

"If this is taken from your boyfriend's mobile phone address book, who do you think seems to be the most problematic?"

"Yang Beibei has a problem!?" Liu Shiyu said with a little uncertainty.

The audience also exchanged words for a while.

"Who do you think has a problem?"

"White. There is a problem with cleanliness! The name alone makes people think of it! ”

"I also think there is something wrong with Yang Beibei, there are so many names, only hers looks quite ordinary!"

"Cut! Look at the name Jiajia, what an affectionate title! Who else could she have if it wasn't? ”

Wang Qiang glanced at the audience, and the girls were frowning and thinking! Men are a little weak-minded, looking left and right, absent-minded.

"You wouldn't have guessed! This problematic is Manager Wang! Wang Qiang pointed to the last line of words and said firmly.

"Manager Wang? Impossible, right? ”

"Isn't that kidding us?"

"Manager? As soon as I hear it, it's a working relationship, so why is there a problem? ”

"Yes! I don't believe it either! Let's hear what he has to say! ”

"Ladies and gentlemen, you are still too young!" Wang Qiang looked at everyone's reaction, and said bitterly, "You don't believe it, do you?" ”

Wang Qiang tore the hidden notes one after another!

"If there is no problem, how can there be Manager Wang 1, Manager Wang 2, Manager Wang 3, Manager Wang 4, so many Manager Wang? Your boyfriend is very good at business! ”

The audience looked at the "address book" that revealed Lushan's true face, first stunned, and then laughed!

There are so many managers Wang, which triggers laughter in an instant.

Wang Qiang continued, "Let's randomly select the phone number of "Manager Wang", and then open WeChat! ”

The cardboard turned over.

WeChat Friends Interface!

"Shh~"

The audience booed, because this WeChat friend's avatar was actually an exposed beauty!

Wang Qiang pointed to the avatar and said, "Ouch, you Manager Wang is very beautiful?" ”

Finger down!

"Look, everyone, friends add sources, and "shake" add "Wang Qiang" continued, "Shake it? Your boyfriend is in luck, huh? Can you shake it to your boss? You let him buy a lottery ticket, right? ”

"Let's look at the personality signature again: I don't miss you because I'm lonely, there are a few big red lips in the back!"

Wang Qiang snorted and said, "Now everyone understands, right?" Who is this so-called Manager Wang, right? ”

"Ahh Liu Shiyu said in surprise, "The routine is so deep!" ”

"What do you think?" Wang Qiang slammed the cardboard into his leg, broke his waist in half, raised his hand and clenched his fist and said loudly, "So, men are beasts!" ”

According to the original "script", next, it should be a group of men who come on the field and beat "Professor Wang"!

The second one ended perfectly!

However, just as a group of people were chasing and fighting around "Professor Wang", the door of the recording studio was suddenly pushed open!

It was Director Lu, Xu Haoqian, and more than a dozen security guards!

The audience stopped laughing, and they all looked back at the uninvited guests who broke in!

Gu Yanwu and the others were puzzled, why did the director come in at this time? When recording the show, outsiders were not allowed to enter, but he set the rules!

As soon as Liu Shiyu saw the director, she was nervous, and her brain was blank!

Xu Haoqian was even more confused!

Hey? Something is wrong!

Obviously, Wang Qiang committed public anger, and then was beaten by the audience, he was "loyal", reported the news, and took over the show!

Can be ...... on site

When they just pushed the door in, they actually heard the audience laughing, even at this time, their eyebrows and eyes were full of joy, could it be that his so-called talk show was successful?

This idea grows like a weed, lingering!

His face turned cloudy!

The moment the director pushed the door, he regretted it a little! Hearing the hearty laughter of the audience, facing everyone's eyes, it is difficult to ride a tiger!

Wang Qiang saw that this was going to record the accident!

Then he had an idea and said, "Uncle policeman, save me, quickly arrest these beasts!" Took! ”

The director of the station is naturally not a mediocre person, he borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and give the security guard behind him a look, and a group of people pressed the "murderer" on the stage and went out!

The door is closed!

Wang Qiang also muttered, "A group of stinky men, look at you being arrogant!" ”

"Professor Wang's" expression lit up!

"Nima! Also police uncle? When I don't know the security uniform? ”

"This terrier is laughing at me!"

"Men really don't have a good thing! Same-sex is true love! A young woman, holding the hand of the beautiful bubbling girl next to her, said affectionately.

The people around him looked strange......

Liu Shiyu immediately said according to the script, "The first issue, "Men's Lies" is over, thank you! If you want to know more about men's lies, please stay tuned to "Post-90s Tonight"! ”

All the stage lights are out!

The cleaner quickly cleaned up the stage, Wang Qiang returned to the stage, and in the last 20 minutes, he said jokes about the workplace step by step, but the atmosphere was too good!

Wang Qiang is also becoming more and more casual, jokes are pinched at will, and basically one action can make people laugh non-stop!

In one sentence, that is...... Can't stop!

Looking at Gu Yanwu's quiet gestures, the time should have come!

"Okay, that's all for today! Thank you for watching "Post-90s Tonight", it's good to have you this night, I wish you a happy night, thank you! ”

The tide of applause flooded the entire studio!

This is the second time to feel such a sincere and warm applause! It's louder and more comfortable than the first time!