How many times can you get drunk in life? For Li Yushang, this is the first time that she cried, laughed, sang and danced on the table and knocked on the chair heartily, and she couldn't find her way home.

Sister Ma's husband is good-tempered, carrying three super physical female drunks around the street, and in the end there is really no way, he gritted his teeth and turned into a KTV song hall.

It only took a few minutes for the lady to turn into a Maiba, and as soon as she heard the melody she was slightly familiar with, she rushed over, and followed the ghost scream with her teeth and claws.

This experience is also the first time in Li Yushang.

In the past ten years, I was simply weak, I had never been in contact with anything, I was stupid and nestled at home, I had no vision and no vision, and I was complacent......

Sister Ma's twenty-four filial husband fell asleep on the sofa at the door of the KTV private room, snoring very loudly, and did not forget to protect the safety of the three female drunks in his sleep.

The only song that can get a few words that drunks of all ages like to hum at the same time is "Nanshan Nan", two microphones are held tightly by three women, and three faces are huddled together and howling.

“…… Extremely poor all his life

I can't finish a dream

Wake up from a big dream

It's been ridiculous for a lifetime......"

I woke up from a big dream and was ridiculous for a lifetime!

Li Yushang's mobile phone has flashed blue lights countless times, and the ringtone can't take the initiative in the private room, buried in the dynamic music.

"Nanshan Nan

Northern autumn sorrow

There are grain piles in the south mountain and the south wind murmurs

There are tombstones in the North Sea of the North Sea

Nanshan South

Northern Autumn Sorrow ......"

The music in the private room continued, the three women huddled together, you pressed my arms, I stacked your legs, and finally it was quiet.

The highest point of a man's friendship is said to be "a ...... who has carried a gun together and has prostituted together", so the highest point of a woman's friendship should be "a ...... who has drunk together and sung together", right?

Anyway, since then, there are two more people in the list of Li Yushang's best friends Tie Sisters.

Even if the next morning, he was attacked by a series of soldiers and horses from all walks of life, and he said again and again in a good-natured manner: "I will definitely say hello in advance in the future, and I don't dare to answer the phone in the middle ......of the night."

Bi Shaohua's attack value is always the most powerful: "You have been happy all night, do you know that we are going to turn the whole city over one by one?" At the bridgehead by the river, even the beggars didn't sleep well last night, Yingxiu and I, I can't help but ponder on the narrow road, if you can't think about it anymore, we don't want to live anymore ......".

In front of two new girlfriends and a girlfriend's husband, he casually explained: "You forgot? I'm born again, so why do I need to do it again? ”

On the other side of the phone, Bi Shaohua was stuck, speechless.

It is indeed strange to be able to be a childish girlfriend in this field.

What did Master Gao do during hypnosis to make a thirty-five-year-old woman stubbornly think that she is now a reborn soul?

In fact, Master Gao didn't get a good night's sleep last night, Shaohua's harassing phone call rang after midnight, no way, the agreement signed by this guy stated that he had to be responsible for Li Yushang's future life.

However, after running around all night, Master Gao did not complain and accuse at all, and he received a message from him, only one sentence: "If you feel happy, it's fine." ”

What's not to be happy about? Li Yushang smirked, across the breakfast table, the three adults who heard the paradox of her self-rebirth just now, none of them really took it seriously, originally, a woman divorced and sought an independent life, which was a rebirth with a makeover.

Sister Ma's husband is called Yang Shuangxi, after a breakfast, the clothes began to call "Brother Shuangxi", the dark and thick man pulled his wife's shoulder with one hand, patted his chest with the other hand and promised: "Sister, you are recruiting students for the past few days, although you let Ah Fang help, I am responsible for our kindergarten." ”

Ah Fang is the name of Sister Ma, an old couple who are nearly sixty years old, and their relationship is always stable and intimate, which makes people envious.

Sister Wang sighed: "Hey, show affection, show affection of Hongguoguo, how can we live as single dogs?" ”

In this era, free-spirited, everyone does not have to grieve their body and mind, so in the free-spirited world, divorced, single, countless.

He already understands that his misfortune is really not a misfortune; Shen Zijin's negative heart is really not how heinous it is; Divorced, give up, don't look back, stride forward, and thank the man who released her out of the cage in captivity, there is no pain of divorce, where is the wonderful rebirth?

Shen Zijin later sent a message, asking if he needed financial assistance, and it was better to keep the villa as it was, but he did not reply.

After the divorce procedures were completed, it was a few months, and they simply became familiar passers-by, without love, and even hatred was dull.

Therefore, women must not be idle, get busy, all spring sorrows and autumn hatreds can not be taken care of, tired like three grandchildren, and insomnia can be cured.

However, although she rarely loses sleep all night, Li Yushang often contacts the night chat friend she has never met, sending a message or a few words.

For example, on the day when the first child was enrolled, Li Yushang excitedly added this number to WeChat and chatted with Mr. Gao Shuqun, a dentist of "Kang Tooth Dentist", on the Internet.

"With the first one, there will be a second one, and I'm very happy, even though it's a little late to do anything now......."

"Kangya Dentist Gao Shuqun" soon had an echo: "It's never too late to start anything, and it's never too late to start!" Today will drag tomorrow, tomorrow will drag the day after tomorrow, year after year, except for the age of one year longer, the others are still the same! And once you start, you will find that in fact, those so-called difficulties are just your own imagination! As long as you start, it's easy! I'm not afraid that you won't, I'm afraid that you won't do it, and I'm afraid that you won't do it! Every day I live now is the youngest day of the rest of my life. Please don't age too quickly and understand too late. ”

With this excerpt, a Q version of the villain is attached, shaking with a thumbs up, and a smile on his face, so that the heart of the ragged clothes also ripples.

"When I have the tenth child, please have a meal, thank you for your continued companionship and encouragement."

The fingers of the clothes moved slightly, and the invitation message was sent, but unfortunately, before the response, the second parent who signed up came with the baby.