100 Kick down the manure pit
"You grab the medicine first, I'm in a hurry, go to the thatched house first, where is this thatched house?"
At this moment, Wang Shoucai's stomach hurt for a while, his face was distorted, he hooked his waist, gritted his teeth and endured the discomfort of his whole body, politely but weakly asked.
"Over there, over there"
A little girl really couldn't stand it, ran out and vomited, vomited and found that the whole person was empty, her face was pale, she heard Wang Shoucai's voice as soon as she entered the door, her heart was happy, and she hurriedly pointed out the way for him, but she covered her mouth in horror just after pointing out.
The hibiscus girl is still in the latrine, so she won't be scared and fall into the dung pit
"Uh, wait."
But it was too late for her to open her mouth to redeem it, because the two strong men had already helped the man to the corner of the passage, and the girl wanted to cry and look at the without tears, and the were also anxious, but they couldn't follow them to the toilet.
And here is another prescription, it's really powerless!
The most important thing is that the rewards and punishments in this medical hall are very clear, the patient is put first, if the patient is delayed to catch the medicine because of his own personal affairs, and the sister-in-law Tang knows about it, it will be retrained.
Besides, the hibiscus is not small, and it should be the first to come out when it hears the sound, and if the door of this latrine is closed, no one will force it to grab it!
Thatched toilet, Xia Mujin was not going to go to the toilet, but came, or to relieve a urine, this thatched toilet is darker than the light, the bolt is no different from the night, probably because there are many patients, so the design is very conservative, even the only ventilation window is open to the top.
There are a few pieces of pure white coarse cloth hanging on the side of this latrine, and there is a pot of black medicine on the side, Xia Mujian just came out to wash his hands, and he heard a urging: "Hurry up, hurry up, I can't hold it back, master!" โ
This urging can startle her, but there is no road behind this, and there is no place to hide, Wang Shoucai's situation is within her expectations, if she is in the village, she is not afraid, but this is other people's territory.
And there are so many strong men around him, Wang Shoucai has suffered such a big loss, he will definitely not let go of himself lightly, if he starts to do it, he will suffer the loss horizontally and vertically, and the family can't live without her now.
Thinking about it, he pulled a piece of white cloth, quickly invaded the pot of black juice with his ten fingers, and as soon as his body deviated, he hid behind the door of the latrine.
"Okay, you're waiting outside!"
As soon as he squatted, Wang Shoucai was helped into the toilet, only to see a hand full of bubbles supporting the door frame, and the center of gravity of the whole body was almost leaning on the door frame, Xia Mujin held her breath, frowned and endured the pain, damn it, is it to squeeze her into a meatloaf?
Emma, she could hear the bones breaking.
"Master, are you okay?"
Wang Shoucai leaned against the door frame, untied his trousers, and after listening to Liu Mazi's words, he waved his hand and signaled him to do it.
He was covered in disgusting bubbles all over his body now, and even that thing was dense, and it hadn't hardened for a few days, how could he let them see it.
Seeing this, Liu Mazi and the others were not arrogant, so they retreated a few meters outside the door, and vomited so much that they almost vomited their stomachs with Wang Shoucai on their backs.
It took a while to squat on the pit, just let out a long fart, suddenly the door moved, he forgot to close the door, but it didn't matter, Liu Mazi and others were guarding outside, but what happened to these black hands?
And those ten fingers can still move.
Suddenly, Wang Shoucai's heart was furious, this Tang family medical hall has always been yin, and they are all people who see a doctor, or people who are about to die.
"I died so miserably!"
Suddenly, a head without a front popped up, and the black hair was about to hit the ground, this ghost still had a body, but a white snowsuit opened a hole in the middle of the heart, and her voice was even more eerie, with a bloody aura.
And the nails of the ten fingers were as black as ink, and suddenly, a drop of blood spilled out of the white snow suit, and his hands were also stretched out towards him.
"Ahh
Wang Shoucai's eyes widened in horror, but he could only hear the door slamming shut, and the ghost also showed his true face at this moment, the corners of his eyes, mouth, and nose were covered with blood, and his appearance was simply miserable.
"Hehehe, for the dead ghost, I finally found you."
The ghost suddenly licked the blood from the corner of her mouth, revealing an eerie and terrifying smile, her voice was hoarse and low, almost only Wang Shoucai could hear it.
Seeing his hands stretched towards his neck, Wang Shoucai's pupils turned over, and his body also leaned back, and suddenly, only to hear a pop, Wang Shoucai fell into the dung pit gorgeously.
Xia Mujian's eyes blinked, he couldn't hold back his hilarious actions, and hid in the corner of the door as fast as he could, and a sound of footsteps came, and someone kicked the door open, and then, he heard Wang Shoucai plopping out from under the dung pit:
"Ah I don't want to die, I don't want to die, ghosts, there are ghosts"
"Master, master!"
Seeing this, Liu Mazi and the others sighed helplessly, and the sour water began to bubble in their stomachs again, but they had already spit it out, and these days were enough to toss.
Immediately, he found a bamboo pole from outside to pull Wang Shoucai: "Master, this way, this way, hold it firm!" Each of them pinched his nose with one hand, but fortunately the light in the latrine was not bright, so that the disgusting excrement could not be seen.
But the two of them were bent over at the moment, their buttocks were high, pinching their noses and talking with a little urn sound, and when they saw Wang Shoucai pulling the bamboo pole, they pulled it up.
Xia Mujian was hit by the door panel that was kicked over, his head was buzzing, and he finally woke up, seeing that Wang Shoucai was about to be pulled up, he stepped forward and put his strength on Liu Mazi's buttocks.
Liu Mazi and another person all fell into the dung pit, splashing countless dung flowers
Xia Mujin ran out as soon as possible, took off the white cloth on his body, and wiped his nose, eyes, and mouth.
It's really fucking back, this king is fat like a pig, this door panel was leaned on by him, Nima, touched the nose, the blood flowed, fortunately she was clever enough, smeared the nosebleed to the corners of her eyes and mouth, and let it drip to her chest, and took the hairband, coiled the green silk in front of her, covered her face, and matched a few hideous expressions, otherwise, it would be really difficult to get by.
However, this king Shoucai was too frightened, so he fell into the pit
The main thing is that the toilet of Sister-in-law Tang's house is well designed, the whole is a haunted house, and the whirring wind on the top, if you really don't dare to come alone at night.
However, I made enough money today and kicked these people out of the dung pit, hahaha
But this place is not suitable for a long time, Xia Muhibiscus put the black and red white cloth on the bamboo pole outside, tied a messy green silk to the back of the head with a rope at will, and then ran to the counter in a hurry, seeing that the few people who grabbed the medicine for Wang Shoucai were not there, he hurriedly pulled over the, asked the price, and then took out two silver tickets of ten taels and gave them to the.
were still looking for change, but they saw Xia Muhibiscus struggling to carry the bag and walked to the door without a single foot.
"Girl, I'm still looking for your money, you're here"
", the rest is to compensate for your losses, don't chase after you!"
Before finished speaking, Xia Mujin's wheezing voice came over urgently, obviously mentioning it very hard, but she felt that there was a demon chasing behind her, and she was not afraid of breaking her feet.
shook their heads, and thought of the wolf bรจi of Hibiscus, and a thrill in her heart, it wouldn't be bullying.
As soon as Xia Mujin's petite back disappeared into the crowd, two strong men walked over from the small room, one glanced at the passage, and said secretly, this old man will not fall into the dung pit, why does it take so long to go to the toilet.
There is a small room next to the Tang family's pharmacy, there are many seats in it, which are specially prepared for those patients, besides, they don't want anyone to disturb them when they grab the medicine, plus Tang's sister-in-law has superb medical skills and a good reputation, everyone trusts her, so they all volunteer to wait in the small room.
Originally, they came late, but to avoid seeing that Wang Shoucai was not in the mood to guide the decline in efficiency, the asked a few people to grasp their medicine first, which was ten packs, and the price was not cheap, almost ten taels and one payment.
"Guest officer, your medicine is ready!" The wrapped the medicine and put it in a medium-sized sack, and when she saw them coming, she reminded them loudly.
"Eh, you're waiting here, I'll take a look, why haven't you come yet?"
Hearing this, a strong man pushed the strong man next to him, said something in a low voice and walked towards the end of the passage.
As soon as he came out of the corner of the passage, a thick smell of feces came to his nose, the strong man frowned for a while, a disgusting and strange expression flashed on his face, he pinched his nose tightly with one hand, took a few big steps, raised his eyes, and saw three people slumped at the door of the toilet covered in yellow sticky.
And under them, shaking off a disgusting excrement, the strong man saw the three people clearly, a spirit, almost thought that he was dazzled, for a long time, but he called in a low voice:
"Master, Brother Mazi, you guys"-
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