"Director! Big things are wrong! The official website has collapsed! "The technician rushed in, still panting." At half past six this morning, the traffic began to be abnormal, and there were more and more of them. Until finally the influx of traffic was too large and the server crashed! ”

Half past six? Isn't it the time when the live broadcast of "Ghost Blows the Lantern" ends?

Please get out of the way: it's over! Stay up late tonight! Dark circles come out immediately

Shiina Yumi: Upstairs, staying up late is not the key, the problem is the most exciting time to over! Strongly build yì deduction on behalf of the host salary!

I heard that some people lack this enzyme like me: do you want to be so appetizing? How did it end here?

Hello_I'm Xiaojing: I strongly ask to say more! Isn't that reassuring to work! ”

liuliu59: "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" is so handsome!

User 5485595246: Listen to it, listen to it, listen to it!

Twilight Gemini: I strongly request to increase the program time, I have already introduced the ghost blowing lantern to many classmates and friends, I called them at night to get up and listen, hehe, like it, I will only listen to Yanjing on the radio in the future!

……

Exploded! It's completely blown up!

With so many users added at once, Director Jia, who should have been happy, had a headache! One is the children of the old people who have worked hard for the radio station all their lives, and the other is the young people who are talented, capable, and responsible, and are not afraid of difficulties to catch up and save the night radio listening rate.

Lao Tzu is so old, he still has to do multiple-choice questions! Rub your temples......

******

Wang Qiang expressed his sympathy for the bookworms in the world now, novels like Chinese textbooks, they actually read them with relish for so long!

Anyway, I was idle and noisy, so I silently registered a start-up account.

Open the Authors' Zone and create a work.

Scratching his head and thinking about it, in the original world, online literature can be said to be full of flowers, and there are many, many classic novels of various genres. But to copy it specifically, oh no, it really takes a bit of brains to learn from which one! After all, readers are too deeply poisoned by Chinese textbooks!

Suddenly, there was a flash of inspiration! He thought of the novel he had ever come into contact with online literature for the first time and saw it for the first time!

Lying in the quilt, secretly flashlight, excited!

It is said that since the serialization of that novel, the number of juvenile fights and brawls has increased by more than 300 percent year-on-year!

It is said that since the beginning of the creation of that novel, so-and-so will and so-and-so brother emerge in an endless stream, just like rotten cabbage on the street!

It is said that after the novel became popular, the construction team of the Northeast people would settle the balance immediately after the completion of the project within a day, and they would not dare to owe wages!

Reputedly............

That novel left countless legends! Even if Wang Qiang has slowly become an old bookworm, the plot in it is still fresh in my memory!

The writing is also average, and the plot is one word, cool! Presumably, such an article should be accepted by the readers here, right?

Solemnly typed in a nine-square grid.

Title: "How Bad Guys Are Made"

Author? Ay! The author's name is too difficult to choose, and he is not a casual person, so I'll talk about it later.

Synopsis: I'm not a hero, I'm unparalleled. I'm a badass, infinitely arrogant! (Original work, infringement must be investigated!) ）

When he wrote the last sentence, Wang Qiang suddenly thought of a pen name that was very consistent with him, and the corners of his mouth smiled obliquely, and he had an idea.

Author: Yiyidao.

A serious braggadocio is not a Tao!

The title of the book, the pen name, all of them can be used, which should be considered a good thing! Click OK, and the creation of the work is successful, but it still needs to be reviewed by 2,000 words of text before it can be officially placed in the bookstore.

Wang Qiang has long memorized "Bad Guy", and his hands slid quickly on the nine-square grid.

……

In the nineties of the twentieth century, in the corridor on the first floor of the teaching building of the No. 2 Middle School in J City.

"Hey, boy, give me all the money!" Two teenagers with dyed hair pushed a thin student into a corner.

The student bowed his head and whispered, "I don't have any money." ”

'Smack', one of the two teenagers, a tall one, slapped the student in the face. "Grass, fuck you, don't ramble with me, hurry up!"

The students were beaten so that the corners of their mouths were red, and tears fell uncontrollably. At this time, the short and fat boy next to the tall man said, "Forget it, don't break it." This kid is the top student in my class, haha! ”

The tall man looked at the student: "Grass, look at him like a bear." It's a fart to study well. He turned his head to the fat man on the side and said, "Old Fat, go and rummage through his pocket, why don't I believe that he has no money!" ”

The fat man said 'En', came to the student and said, "Xie Wendong, you let go of your hand." It turned out that the student heard the tall boy's words and grabbed his trouser pocket with his hand.

……

"Wang Qiang!" Zhang Ye pushed the former, who was covering his head.

Inspiration is like urine insipidus, when you can't control it! But he was interrupted, and Wang Qiang said that he was very dissatisfied! So I silently looked for a paper cutter under the table.

Looking at Wang Qiang's facial expressions and movements, a cold sweat broke out on Zhang Ye's head instantly!

"The director told you and Wang to just go to his office!" Zhang Ye hurriedly finished speaking, immediately left his seat, and said to himself, "The water dispenser doesn't have water, maybe I'm sick, I'll take a look!" ”

“→_→”

Nima! Can you find a more correct posture to perfunctory me! It's clear that there is no water in the bucket! Sick? Fuck your sister!

was originally going to make Zhang Ye increase his memory, but the call of the radio boss is not a trivial matter, and it can't be delayed!

The more than 10,000 words of "Bad Guy" that just came out are divided into three chapters, click directly to upload, and wait for review. Then he trotted all the way to the director's office.

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Editorial Department.

Preserved Egg, an editor's name. As for why it's called preserved eggs? Because writers like to call the editor so-and-so, for example, the guy next to him is called Yanyu, and the writers under him call him Yuda!

So, Pidan silently searched for an afternoon in the browser, and the words about human organs were finally determined under the rules of the river crab! Preserved egg!

It is said that after agreeing to the name of the submission to the editor-in-chief at that time, he immediately looked up to the sky and laughed three times! Shocking!

Then, he now has a lot of nicknames: Pipped Egg, Bun/Skin, Pippi Shrimp, Little Dandan, Chrysanthemum Maniac, Soap Jun......

Although he threatened with the recommendation position, the author of his subordinates was Liu Hulan!

The title of Danda has become an eternal pain.

The camera pulls back.

If you look at it from the perspective of appearance, the preserved egg is not good-looking, and it looks like an ordinary normal person, but in terms of weight............ Anyway, he hasn't used an electronic scale since he was twenty years old! Not daring to look directly at the numbers above is one thing, and the main thing is to worry about stepping on the electronic scale.

He is a member of the editorial army, and he has been in the circle for a few years, although his work is not satisfactory, and he has never produced an eye-catching author, but the average reader is high, not unfinished, not too supervised, and he can barely make ends meet.

Chat with the writer every day for a few days, for example, if you don't update, I'll go to your house for dinner. Words like the one who breaks the change and breaks the root.

Suddenly, someone from TT sent a message.

"Danda, what do you think of "Yiyidao"? "Inbound review editor, send a message.

"It's work time, how can you talk about such a topic!" The preserved egg replied with a dignified and awe-inspiring voice. "Well, that...... Qiandu friends, you know! ”

"Sweat / Big brother, what are you talking about!" The editor was speechless, "I mean the new book!" A new book by the author "One Tao"! ”

“(⊙o⊙)”

From the author's name, Pidan has already seen his festival and the content of the novel, and immediately opened the backstage, and in the novel that has just been reviewed by guò, he has dug out the author's "Yidao" article.

"How the Bad Guys Are Made", I rub it! So non-mainstream! Such a white article, elementary school students! Preserved eggs actually really want to order the red cross in the upper right corner!

However, the author's name ......

Silently open the text.

……

"Heads-up! You and me, whoever wins sits in the position of the boss. A cold light flashed in Xie Wendong's eyes.

Three-eyed, I couldn't believe that he said it. He looked Xie Wendong up and down again. There's nothing special, barely 1.7 meters tall, and he's very thin, what kind of person is this? How dare you say such a thing.

"Haha~~" Three-eyed haha smiled, "Does it matter if brother speaks?" "Hehe, what kind of stick do you come out to stand up if you talk doesn't count!"

When the mouse is clicked again, it shows that the author is working hard to update.

Preserved eggs use background permissions, go to the scratch paper to see, it's empty!

Such an author! It's so undisciplined! Do you know the rules! The update is stuck on the ** point, and the reader will hack you to death, do you know?

Suddenly, the preserved egg was shaken!

I'm an editor myself! Not readers! But unconsciously brought in, it's really ......

So, I silently re-read it, with the eyes of an editor.

Until the end, his mood could not be calmed for a long time!

When I watched it once, it was very cool! I read it and scratched my liver, and I hope that the author will immediately come out with a million words.

The second time I watched it, it was scum! What a mess of scum! The writing is weak, there is no dazzling writing, and the writing is also very bloody! After slashing himself, he was bowed upside down and called the boss Niu B.

This situation was the first time he had encountered it! It's tangled!

I went to the toilet and suddenly realized, what is a business article? Isn't it reader-oriented to write novels that readers love to read?

Besides, none of the authors under his own hands can take the lead!

Why don't you spell it?

Pidan added a copy of the novel that was originally going to be handed over to the contract, only updated by 10,000 words, and the review of the novel did not take more than half an hour.

Instead of living a chaotic life, why don't you fight it, maybe you succeed?

"How the Bad Guy Is Made, don't let me down!" Pidan muttered, and then walked into the editor-in-chief's office in a cold manner.