Chapter 3: The First Copy of Garfield
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After expressing his undisguised disgust at Justin with his eyes, Caesar sighed deeply: "Ignorance is not ridiculous, because ignorance is relative, and even if you are as smart as Einstein, you are not omniscient in the face of the truth of things and the truth of the universe."
But is it really appropriate for someone like you, who is obviously ignorant and pretends to be knowledgeable, to be in the same class as those of us who are modest and studious? Caesar cunningly beatifies everyone except Justin as a modest and studious person, and secretly turns into a party.
This hand, Caroline also took a long time to react, and thinking about Caesar's age, she could only sigh secretly about her talent or family history.
"Am I ignorant? You will regret your words! You know I ......," Justin's angry words were interrupted as soon as he spoke.
"Oh! Come on! Don't tell me who your relatives and friends are! Caesar couldn't help but raise his voice for the first time.
[How can you have such a stinky fool everywhere!?] Who is my dad! Who is my friend! Who is my husband! I said fuck, I just wanted to ask you, who the fuck are you!? Caesar vomited frantically in his heart, although he had been prepared for a long time, but when he really met face-to-face, he realized that he was really tired of this second-generation dog.
Caesar admits that the United States leads the world in all aspects, but he has never imagined that the United States is a paradise country that only looks at strength and not relationships. The most typical, the Adams family, the Kennedy family, the Bush family, or the so-called Rothschilds, and the Rockefeller family are all representatives of the Spelling Daddy Party.
Speaking of something familiar, Nicolas Cage changed his surname, he is still a relative of the great director Coppola, who dares not to sell face?
If Tobey Maguire, the star of the old version of Spider-Man, was not an iron buddy with Leonardo, the protagonist of the Titanic, he might have been just a third-rate actor for the rest of his life, and he would have spent the rest of his life starring in some low-budget movies, how could he get such an important role as Spider-Man.
No matter what country it is, as long as it is made up of human beings, many things in this country cannot be separated from the influence of human relationships. The difference is just how much of a relationship really plays a role.
However, how many second generations do you see making enemies everywhere and shouting everywhere at such a young age?
What really surprised Kaisa was that this was just a very ordinary self-introduction in the first grade of elementary school, and a spelling party jumped out......
"What do you want to say? Was your father a staff member of Lyndon Johnson, or was your mother a former nanny for the Kennedy family? Caesar deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of "once", causing the students and teachers present to chuckle again.
"Well, since you strongly asked for a slap in the face, forget it...... Ignorant, I happened to know about it because my family gave me the name Caesar, and now I will share it with you, and everyone will listen to it as a story. When Caesar finished venting, he saw that what Justin wanted to say was guessed, and his face was flushed, but he suddenly felt a little too angry with a child.
Caesar knew that although he was forty years younger in his two lives combined, he was still immature. No way, how mature can you expect an otaku who is born to love games, movies, and rock music, who spends a lot of time practicing musical instruments when he is young, and spends a lot of time designing games as an adult, and rarely communicates with people?
"Caesar was never emperor of Rome from life to death......
He finally ......
It was only later that the people who really claimed the emperor of Rome called themselves Caesar, including Germany, Russia and even many emperors or kings in Europe were proud to call themselves Caesar, and Caesar did have a monopoly on power during the reign of Caesar, so some academics believed that ancient Rome should be called the Roman Empire rather than a republic from the time of Caesar's reign.
As a result, Caesar has become the name of the emperor in the hearts of many people today.
In fact, there are many people who call themselves Caesar, but there are really not many people who deserve the title of Caesar.
In the West, the word emperor comes from Napoleon, before which rulers could only be called kings, and after they ruled several countries, the title of king was inappropriate.
Although Octavian did not claim the title of emperor, he deserved the title of Caesar...... Octavian, you ask? Oh, that's another long story.
Maybe after school, maybe tomorrow with the permission of the teacher I can talk about it, or tomorrow I can tell you about a man in the far east who is greater than Caesar, his name is Yingzheng, and he calls himself the First Emperor, and he is the first great man in the world to know who claims to be the emperor......"
After the whole class burst into laughter caused by Justin's tears, and ended imperceptibly with Caesar's emotional story of the emperor, when the lunch break bell rang, the teachers and students realized that it was time for lunch......
A group of people hugged the teacher and Kaisa and walked to the cafeteria, looking not at all like the teachers and students they met for the first time, and they had no idea how hard this behavior would hit Justin's young heart.
Caroline Wells, a young governess, looked at Caesar with the stars holding the moon, her eyes full of admiration and emotion.
As for Justin, Caroline never took it to heart, she was poached by the principal from a public elementary school with a high salary, and she was very respected.
Children in public primary schools are very well-behaved or relatively mediocre compared to children in private primary schools, from preschool at the age of five to junior high school, the basic task is to play, learn some common sense through play, and learn to share and how to cooperate through play.
This qiē is to implement the concept of liberating nature and having a happy childhood.
Private primary schools are relatively more academically important, and many capitalists or wealthy people from all walks of life or even the ruling class hope that their children can be nervous from an early age in order to let their children take over the family business, at least they will not lose their families after taking over the class.
Asians are not the only ones in this world who want their sons to become Chan, but the way it looks different.
Therefore, since Caroline came to Beverly Elementary School, almost all the parents of students in each class she has taken are dominant, and it has also caused each class to have one or even a few little Mary Sue who have been exposed to it since childhood, and have low eyes.
Caroline almost always called the parents and told them about the situation, and within a few days the Mary Sues were all honest.
The reason is that parents can't imagine that how a well-behaved and obedient child who is well-behaved at home will be like a different person as soon as he enters school......
It seems that the cousin at home is just a repressed performance or disguise, and as soon as he gets out of the cage, he can't fit it anymore.
Speaking of Caesar, Caroline believes that no matter what kind of family can raise such a child, it represents a great success of family education.
She felt very honored to be Caesar's first homeroom teacher.
She has been teaching in elementary school for eight years, and it is the first time she has seen such a wonderful and different child, although it makes no sense, but she just has a gut feeling that Caesar will not be short-lived, and will definitely be a huge influence as an adult.
We have to say that Caroline's intuition is very accurate, Caesar's young body is forced into an older soul, no matter how she performs, the sense of incongruity between gestures is still there, not to mention that when she arrives at school, she finally leaves the eyes of her family, which makes Caesar, who has been performing for more than six years, a little happy, and Caroline accurately captures this incongruity.
In any case, Caesar in this life can't keep a low profile.
Not to mention the white and red skin, the skin inherited from China makes Caesar's face not have any freckles or red spots that are unique to white children when they were young. A pair of blue and black eyes made Caroline, an elder, a little dizzy.
As soon as they stood in the courtyard of the school, those precocious little girls began to pay attention, and the more they looked, the more they loved to watch, and they couldn't stop at all.
Caesar had no interest in these little girls, who were relatively precocious in their minds, but whose physical development was still zero. Even if it's a European and American ghost animal, how can you think of how plump you can be at the age of six and a half?
As for the girls in the upper grades, although their development has increased on a large scale, they are basically crooked melons and cracked dates. Human development is similar to a metamorphosis process, and you must know that not every goddess can get her hands on photos when she was a child.
Not to mention that she is not a goddess......
After the teachers and students around him got used to Caesar, and Caesar got used to the gaze around him, he began to do what every reborn person must do, shameful things ------ plagiarism, or better to hear is to reproduce the classics of the previous life.
Caesar was taller and sat in the last row, and he deliberately chose the kind of self-contained horizontal row with no one on either side, which is what is usually said in the classroom to break the formation......
This is very beneficial to his plagiarism business, no one bothers and can be relatively low-key.
Compared with those predecessors who plagiarized and plagiarized with confidence, Caesar said to himself: In terms of Bilian, I am still too far behind, and I still need to experience......
The first one to be taken out by Caesar was Garfield.
It's 1975, and Jim Davis, the author of the previous life, won't finalize the first edition until 1978.
Garfield, a cheap, lazy, gluttonous, slippery, and bad cat, was born four years ahead of schedule, and his birthplace is no longer a simple Italian restaurant, but a comprehensive restaurant that offers both Chinese and Italian cuisine and even some French cuisine.
This restaurant has a prototype, originally an old restaurant in the Westwood district of Los Angeles, and there are six chefs alone.
More than fifty years ago, perhaps because the Chinese and Italians were particularly angry, a Chinese family and an Italian family not only married, but also partnered to open this restaurant.
Caesar used this restaurant as a prototype for Garfield's back kitchen.
Garfield's little creature was born with the smell of Sichuan pork and lasagna, two foods that can bring him back to life in a near-death state.
With Caesar's pencil, Garfield, Odie the stupid dog, Jon, the second owner, Nemo, the she-cat Nemo, the she-cat Erin, Garfield's veterinarian and Jon's goddess Lisa were first determined.
Especially the image of Garfield, Caesar directly skipped the stupid image of the 1978 original version of the small-eyed and chubby cheeks, and directly used the bad image of the big-eyed bubble and small-cheeked gang of the 2015 latest version of the previous life.
Caesar's version of Garfield, the first issue is in the form of a small long story, not the original three- or four-panel short story.
At the beginning, it is said that Garfield was born in the back kitchen of a restaurant, and likes to eat and sleep, eat and sleep, and eat and sleep......
Garfield's mother died of illness, and Garfield was adopted by Jon, who came to eat at the restaurant, and began a life without shame.
Until one day, Jon adopts Odie, a pet dog, in order to pursue veterinarian Lisa, which makes Garfield, who doesn't like dogs in the first place, feel that the whole world is out of track.
The story is interspersed with the introduction of some of Garfield's habits, as well as the promotion of Chinese food.
And at the end of the first issue, Garfield's classic line was grandly introduced: Come on! Monday! Torture me hard! The thought of working for five more days weighs me down.
Come on! Monday! Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower!
With the flower pot smashed out of the screen, it slapped on the fat face, interrupting Garfield's clamour, and the first issue ended.
Caesar was packing up his sketches while communicating with the developer in his mind.
The development machine is a fusion product of PS4 and Xbox One in the previous life, and has been transformed by the energy flow of the global power pool, and has been integrated with Caesar, flowing in a form of energy in Caesar's body.
Because of the AI development system that came with the two development machines before the fusion, the development machine has a higher level of artificial intelligence after the fusion, and can communicate with Caesar on a very normal basis.
Interestingly, Playbox not only does not object, but also feels that the name can effectively reflect its own essence.
The function of the Playbox is, in its own words, to meet the requirements of Caesar's entertainment industry.
As a mutated development machine, it is backwards compatible with the development of all game console hardware and software, from Atari to PS4 and Xone.
Interestingly, because of the PC-style x86 architecture, all the software and hardware on the PC can also be easily mastered and run.
In other words, with Playbox in hand, Caesar is equivalent to mastering the rudder of mainstream human electronic entertainment for decades to come.
Moreover, when the previous life was electrocuted and reborn, the power grid enveloped the world, absorbing electricity and filtering the content stored in all the electronic storage devices in the world, which can now be replicated in the development machine in Kaiser's mind at any time.
To put it bluntly, if Caesar wants to plagiarize, he doesn't need to draw one by one, find a printer, and touch his hand to print out the content through the guò energy network.
Drawing by hand in class is just to enjoy the joy of adapting the classics and practicing along the way, and most importantly, for the sake of copyright.
Caesar is ready to write or draw the first draft of all future works at least in person, regardless of whether it is original or copied from the classics, and at the same time copy the printed manuscript and mail it to himself through different post offices, so as to ensure that when the lawsuit is filed, the infringer will be killed in one click.
We don't need to say how fierce the competition is in Hollywood, just know that sending spies to steal ideas from each other or accidentally steal scripts or novels, comic manuscripts, and become famous.
The simplest example, Gwyneth stole the script of "Shakespeare in Love" against the notoriety of Hollywood's No. 1 scheming, and the news of the Oscar-winning actress was like a dirty bomb, tearing apart the halo of Hollywood.
The power of example is endless, "If you don't do things secretly, you will let the ** succeed." The words echoed in Caesar's mind every second.
When Caesar drew the reinforcement technique again as it had been in the first installment, and then took out the prepared envelope to write the address, Caroline, the governess, quietly walked over to Caesar's desk.
"Can I see what you've drawn all morning? Caesar. ”
Caroline had already seen Caesar's small movements in the last row, the spread of sketch paper, and the non-stop pencil, which made Caroline deeply curious.
After enduring the morning and finally taking a lunch break, Caroline finally became as curious as Garfield.
"Take it and see it, Caroline, and be careful not to get a hand of black lead." Caesar looked up at Caroline and squinted at him, then continued to write the address with his head down.
By the time Caroline laughed at Garfield's amusement, Caesar had already signed the hand-copied drawing in an envelope and left the classroom and headed straight for the post office. Caroline couldn't escape his guard list either, and it was imperative to mail it out before she could get her thoughts.
In this life, I will start to live a life of guarding against anyone.
Why are your loved ones on guard, you ask? It's very simple, the people who are close to you will not betray, but they will be negligent and will be exploited by other ** relatives.
When he returned from the post office, he found that his manuscript in the classroom had been divided between the teacher and his classmates.
"Come on! Monday! Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower! "Discover Caesar
When he returned, a kid who had watched the end of the show yelled at Caesar in a funny way imitating Garfield's expression, causing a burst of laughter.
Everyone quickly gathered around Caesar, consciously stacked the drawings in order, and then began to look at Caesar inhumanely.
"Staring—"
"Well, if there's anything you want to ask, just ask." Caesar silently cursed these classmates for growing up to be paparazzi scolded by thousands of people in The Sun, while smiling and spreading his hands to make a confession of leniency.