NO.241 If you can do it, you don't scold
Although China has always preached the bearing of a great power and convincing people with virtue, if you look at the history of each stage and count it carefully, there are really many "tyrants" in China. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
But there is not only one emperor who preaches that if you scold me, I will beat you, and to this day, there are many Chinese people who maintain such a "style of acting".
For example, the one who fought in the sky to the point where God was holding his forehead defeated the Buddha.
"Can I say that Monkey King is more ferocious than I thought?" Amore's eyes were already full of admiration, and Gu Chengren almost saw the starlight.
Michael was taken away, and it is estimated that he will not be seen again for a short time. How to clean up the current situation has become a problem. It stands to reason that if you know that the person you want to save has been taken away, you generally won't rush up again. But the angels still pounced on one after another. This is completely unscientific.
"The state of the angel is a little wrong." Lin also frowned, swinging the folding fan away, and immediately a Shikijin flashed out, in a state of alert.
The angel in front of him did not look like an angel at all, but had a feeling of madness. It's like eating something you shouldn't eat.
"It's not quite right, it's a bit like a high-altitude feeling." Gu Chengren squinted, he had seen too many addicts abroad, and they would be like this when they forgot their feelings.
"Instead, I feel more like I have a rabies onset." Amore leaned back slightly, subconsciously.
In any case, these angels rushed towards them as if they were crazy, but for Sun Dasheng, these crazy angels were like chickens competing for food. It's correct.
Gu Chengren's hands were sealed, and barnacles appeared instantly.
"Take her away first, and we'll watch the clearing here." Gu Chengren put the white suit on Amore's head and looked at her deeply: "Before you go to Zuo's house, you can't take off your clothes." ”
Amore wanted to ask, but when she saw Gu Chengren's eyes, she nodded obediently and didn't ask anything. Barnacle propped up the feather coat on her body to cover Amore, nodded respectfully to Gu Chengren, and rushed out of the enchantment with Amore.
Lin also folded the fan, and the Shi Shen behind him drew out the long knife. Gu Chengren stretched out his arm, and the long knife was in his hand.
Seeing Gu Chengren's long knife, Lin was also dumbfounded: "Wait a minute, you want to play in person?!" ”
Gu Chengren's eyes were cold, and he clenched the knife with both hands: "I need to vent occasionally." ”
Lin Ye looked at Gu Chengren's firm eyes, smiled, folded his fan, and disappeared.
Swish...... Lin also pulled out a knife: "Once in a while, it's not bad." ”
When the time for the Great Sage to go on a business trip, it was impossible for Heavenly Court to release him for so long, after all, the Monkey King was once famous for being out of control.
"Onmyoji!" Sun Wukong shouted.
Gu Chengren had already rushed towards the angel group with a knife, and Lin also frowned, this did not fit his image, but Gu Chengren was right, sometimes he really needed to vent.
Although he didn't know at all that Gu Chengren was going to vent.
Gu Chengren was dressed in white, his long knife flew over, and the angels flying in front of him were cut down mercilessly. The blade seemed to come from hell, and the white angel suddenly flew flesh and blood.
Lin Ye looked at Gu Chengren in amazement, as if he was slashing and killing his father's enemy, and the ghost knew where this hatred came from. But Gu Chengren killed the angel mercilessly like this.
Years of melee experience were used on these angels, and even Sun Dasheng couldn't help but look sideways.
"Onmyoji, I never knew you were the Shura clan." Sun Dasheng swooped over with a golden light.
The Shura clan is famous for their wars, and Gu Chengren's current appearance looks cold and cruel. Blood splattered on his smooth cheeks, and his dark eyes looked like an abyss.
Lin also cut down an angel and leaned over: "Great Sage, I have admired the name for a long time, in fact, his current state is not quite right, is it not the aura here that is not very right?" ”
Sun Dasheng said that he couldn't understand a word of such an academic statement, grinned, and the golden hoop rod flew and rushed towards the group of angels.
In any case, at dawn, the ground almost became a sea of flowers.
Gu Chengren raised his hand, wiped the beads of sweat off his cheeks with the back of his hand, and the long knife was propped up on the ground, looking at the sky from afar.
"I'll just say this time, this is China, and it's not your turn to point fingers." Gu Chengren said coldly.
Lin Ye sat cross-legged on the ground, Taidao was crossed on his knees, his hands were propped behind his back, he hadn't exercised for a long time, and he was a little out of breath, it seemed that he was indeed a little lacking in exercise.
"Makoto, can you hear me?" Zuo Jichuan's voice came from the earphones.
Gu Chengren pressed the headphones: "Well, it's over." ”
Zuo Jichuan was silent for a while: "I'll talk about it when you come back." ”
The double enchantment between Lin Ye and Gu Chengren blocked all signals, or Gu Chengren deliberately cut it off. If it weren't for Amore's return to the Zuo family, everyone wouldn't know that Gu Chengren actually recruited the Monkey King to exterminate the angels.
"The system is different, Chengren will definitely not give that old man a good look." Qinglin bets on a lollipop.
Bai Ze made coffee for everyone: "I think Makoto has also accumulated a lot of pressure recently, and I will definitely take this opportunity to vent well." ”
Zuo Jichuan walked in: "Chengren will come back soon and prepare something to eat for her." ”
"Young Master, will we cause any trouble if we do this?" Bai Ze is relatively calm, and it doesn't matter if he causes trouble, but someone still has to do the finishing work.
Zuo Jichuan lit a cigarette, this matter is indeed a bit big, I thought they could solve it by themselves, but I didn't expect Gu Chengren to provoke the true god above.
"I never knew that Makoto had a relationship with Monkey King." Qinglin's eyes lit up as he watched the video recorded by Tianyan before the signal was cut off.
Zuo Jichuan's eyes were a little cold: "I don't know either." ”
It is impossible for ordinary humans to have anything to do with the mythical world, but there are always people who want to get those powers that transcend reality. Since ancient times, there have been all kinds of human beings that have been combined with reality and mythology. They are either Taoists, or onmyoji, or witches, or even darker jobs. It is dangerous to sacrifice something beyond reality with one's own body, but there are still people who do it.
Gu Chengren was able to summon Heavenly Court to send people, which means that Gu Chengren must have exchanged some of his own things, whether it was flesh and blood, or lifespan, these could have been avoided.
"Are you going to beat him up when he comes back?" Bai Ze asked with a smile.
Zuo Jichuan took a puff of cigarette with a gloomy face: "I really need to talk to him, something is not quite right." ”
Bai Ze's eyes flashed, it seemed that he was not the only one who discovered it, but even the young master noticed that something was not right. Even though there have been a lot of things lately, there are too many things. Whether it's someone missing from the organization, the number of souls is not right, mutants, vampires, shadow hunters, devils, zombies, too many things come together, Bai Ze has come to believe that maybe this is the precursor to the end of the world.
By the time Gu Chengren and Lin Ye arrived home, it was almost noon. Originally, everyone was holding back and waiting for the two of them to come back and ask questions, but who knew that it would drag on for so long. Moreover, not only did they come back, but they were also followed by the old man Cangqi who was devastated.
When Cang Qi went to open the door, he saw his wife and her father at a glance, and immediately cheered up.
"Don't ask anything, let me take a shower." I was about to die of exhaustion, and I only felt a little tired when I slashed the angels, and the tiredness began to sweep over me on the way back. Every muscle in the body is protesting. Gu Chengren was fine, got into the car and started sleeping, leaving behind the adrenaline rush and Mephistopheles with a worried face. Not to mention how embarrassing it is.
Mephistopheles was shocked by the existence of the Monkey King, and she didn't come to her senses for a while.
"Father-in-law." Cangqi saluted respectfully.
My father-in-law didn't come back at this time, so he nodded and walked in.
Ji Jie got Qinglin's notice and hurriedly ran over from the annex, and was thinking about what expression to use to receive her father, but found that her father floated in with an overly frightened expression.
"Uh...... Father? Ji Jie called softly.
My father was still repeating the scene he had just seen in his mind, and he should have taken a picture of it with his phone to show it to Lord Satan, so that Lord Satan could jump happily. Although he was happy now, Michael must have been treated with the highest hospitality.
Gu Chengren's snow-white shirt was spotless, if it was a slash, I am afraid that this dress would have lost its original color a long time ago, but the angels could only turn into petals and wither, which also added a lot of beauty to their fall.
Zuo Jichuan cautiously received His Excellency Mephistopheles, but found that His Excellency's three views seemed to have been corrected.
"What's going on?" Zuo Jichuan asked.
Gu Chengren changed into a homely T-shirt and jeans and nested into the sofa, wearing a rainbow pony coral velvet blanket with fruit: "I guess I saw the legendary Monkey King with my own eyes, and I was frightened." ”
All:...... It's really easy to get scared......
After all, such a ferocious monkey is rarely seen in foreign countries.
Ji Jie's eyes widened: "Monkey King? Is there really a Monkey King? ”
She has been in China for several years, and when she was in college, she also read a lot of books in order to understand the history of the country, and she not only had an impression of Monkey King, but she even wrote a paper on discussing whether Sun Wukong has human nature. If you can interview a real person...... Ji Jie's eyes lit up when they rubbed the ground.
"That, wife, according to my personal understanding, I think it's better for you not to get involved." Cang Qi grabbed Ji Jie and said cautiously.
Just mentioned that Chengren summoned the Monkey King Zuo and Chuan, not only was he surprised or showed an expression of worship, but he was very dignified, which means that this matter is definitely not that simple. Where is the Monkey King so easy to summon, Gu Chengren must have used some extreme method.
"Oh my God." The old man finally came to his senses.
Amore took a cup of honey coffee and heard that honey has a calming effect: "Well, Uncle May, drink some honey coffee." ”
Uncle May? Everyone looked at Amore, and Miss Ai calmly delivered the coffee to Mephistopheles, and then found a footstool to sit down. A posture waiting to see a good show.
"Father, what do you see?" Ji Jie adhered to the attitude that it was okay to have no fish and shrimp, and took a notebook to her father's side.
My father was holding a hot honey coffee, and the whole person was a little not good.
"How can this country be so murderous...... Forehead...... ......The old demon king searched for words that could describe the golden fierce god, but in an instant, everything was dry.
"Uh, uncle, to correct it, he's a monkey, a monkey, not a human." Qinglin kindly corrected to.
Mephistopheles' eyes widened: "You say he's an animal?!" Not even human?! But he was still standing in armor and with a stick......"
Ji Jie blinked: "Father, Monkey King...... It's a monkey that looks very much like a human. ”
Zuo Jichuan snorted impatiently, walked to Gu Chengren's side, and looked at him with his head down: "What did you use in exchange for the help from above?" ”
Gu Chengren tilted his head and looked at Zuo Jichuan, his face was a little dazed: "I only remembered when you talked about this, Brother Chuan, don't you think there have been too many things recently?" ”
Zuo Jichuan grabbed Gu Chengren's neckline: "Don't change the topic for Lao Tzu!" Say, what did you exchange for the help of the Monkey King! ”
Gu Chengren bared his teeth and grinned: "Please, is that what I can get in exchange?" That's the old man who came on his own initiative, okay? ”
He did apply for support, knowing that there was a demon world and a hell, he applied for support for different systems to resist, but he didn't expect that such a big Buddha would be sent directly, okay?
"I just sent a message saying that there is really a demon world, there is really a hell, the demon king Satan has it all, and we still have to catch angels. Who knew that those angels were like knocking ~ medicine, like crazy. If it weren't for this, I'm afraid the above wouldn't have interfered. ”
This is the bearing of a great country, you can jump, but you have to jump within my control. If the jumping crosses the line, then I will let the fierce god come out and bite people.
Gu Chengren whispered: "I doubt that the monkey master broke the leg of Erlang God to get this opportunity to go down to earth to destroy the angels. ”
Zuo Jichuan imagined that scene with difficulty, and the joke that Sun Wukong and Erlang God fell in love and killed each other when he was in school resurfaced in front of him, and a bad chill came up from the soles of his feet.
"Anyway, we reached an agreement with Satan, and when Uncle is happy, he will come to talk to us about the details of cooperation." Gu Chengren took a sip of hot chocolate.
Zuo Jichuan was not so optimistic: "Is he credible?" ”
Gu Chengren smiled: "Such an arrogant person, trustworthiness is also one of them. ”
Mephistopheles over there didn't relax at all because his daughter explained to him what Sun Wukong was, and he was full of thoughts about what a terrible disaster it would be if those who were beaten by the golden hoop stick were not angels but devils under him.
Ji Jie excitedly recorded her father's description of Sun Wukong's magnificent achievements, she still has a research paper in hand that has not been handed in, although Sun Wukong is a mythological figure, but after all, he is a monkey, so biological research can also be used. (To be continued.) )