Chapter 15: You're Right!
Su Zhe waited to use the computer, so he simply moved a stool over, sat next to his daughter, and watched the live broadcast.
"Kite him! Kite him! β
"Heads, heads! Cross-flash! β
"He can't beat you! Don't be cowardly, just do it! Wait, there's someone, run, run!"
"Yikes! He's dead...... Just don't hand over that flash you just had. β
Su Zhe sits in the rear, and the "mouth" is a strong king, chattering and chattering, and commanding non-stop.
In the screen, the little girl controlled Baby Timo was infinitely inflated in Su Zhe's BB, killing the head without saying a word, flashing into the crowd 1V5, and finally after changing three, his ass was burped and he was turned to death.
This is the end of the forty-three kills-all.
Su Zhe began with hindsight: "Look at you, tell you to run and run, but you don't listen." β
Crispy pouted and stared at the black and white screen, and was angry with Su Zhe, slapped the mouse heavily and said angrily: "Are you finished?" It's you who let me go, and you're the one who lets me run. Don't talk! I'm annoying! β
Su Zhe thought that this was really the case, and when he saw that his baby daughter was angry, he immediately shrank his head and became a turtle, and he didn't dare to put another fart.
"Puff...... "Puff" came from the voice of intermittent and extremely suppressed laughter, "Puff...... Puff puff puff ......"
This laughter is quite rhythmic, as if it was made into a song, strange brainwashing, and strange magic.
Su Zhe's face turned red when he heard this, and he couldn't help complaining: "Auxiliary, if you want to laugh, just laugh, you are like this, you laugh uncomfortably, I listen to it even more uncomfortable!" β
"I ...... I didn't laugh, poof, poof! No...... I'm sorry, I'll close the microphone for a while......"
"Hahahaha-"
"Bang bang! β¦β¦β
"Stride, stomp, stomp! β¦β¦β
βPONGβββ
For the girl, it was the sound of excessive laughter, the sound of slapping the table, the sound of stomping, and finally the sound of a chair falling to the ground......
"Hey! Didn't you say shut up? β
"Huh? Hahaha...... Hoo-hoo-hoo-" The girl laughed and gasped, "Ah, I'm sorry, I'...... I forgot. β
Su Zhe wordlessly buried his head in his palm.
MD, it is said that family ugliness should not be publicized. But what about him? Shame on you in the Summoner's Canyon!
Su Zhe glanced at Xiao Nizi depressedly, his eyes were full of complaints, which basically meant this: In private, it doesn't matter if you are not big or small, I don't know how to save face for your father and me in front of outsiders! It's really hurting you!
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In the game, after Crispy dies, the opposite side immediately points out to surrender. It seems that there are five salted fish that have no dreams at all, and they are satisfied with killing Timo once, and they have no regrets in this game...... Sure enough, the game can be lost, and Teemo must die.
"Get out of the way and lend me a handful." Su Zhe rubbed his hands and was eager to try.
"Aren't you still in trouble?" Xiao Nizi glanced at him, obviously not planning to abdicate.
"Oh, by the way, you almost forgot if you didn't warn. First, borrow my computer and upload a comic. β
"Go with the big jade." Crispy clicked the mouse, and neatly entered the queue with "Uaena" again.
That's right, "Uaena" is the cheap mom she found herself in Summoner's Rift......
Su Zhe didn't have a problem with the little girl, and after muttering a few symbolic words of resistance, he still had to obediently go to Qi Dayu.
He walked a few steps, and suddenly remembered two things - yesterday when Su Su saw Kim Tae-yeon's mother, her mother's shouting, and sitting on her neck and counting her mother with her fingers......
Taken together, these things are linked to today, and the more I think about it, the more strange it feels.
Crispy shouldn't have a "mom fetish", right? Seeing that everyone is called Mom, is it okay?
The more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, but it seemed that it was just a symptom now, and it was all his own blind guess, and he couldn't be sure. If you decide to encounter this kind of thing again in the future, you must pay attention to it first, and if it is really a mental and psychological disease, you must take Crispy to the hospital as soon as possible.
Baby girl, she's the only one!
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Su Zhe went to Qi Dayu's room, Qi Dayu was also surfing the Internet, as soon as Su Zhe said requisition, Qi Dayu's ass didn't dare to sit for a while, and immediately rolled away.
Su Zhemei stepped forward and seized the computer.
Looking at it this way, the relationship between the three is a model of the strong in the ecological environment, and the crispy one stands at the top of the food chain.
Su Zhe opened the webpage and applied for an author number on the Asian comm website.
In this world, novels, comics and other cultures are highly developed, similar texts, comic serial websites, large and small, and the Asian comic network is one of the giants.
Su Zhe naturally picked a big website.
The advantage of choosing a large website is that it has high traffic, abundant resources, and a wider range of attention for your work. The disadvantages are high thresholds, high competitive pressure, and certain benefits and treatments, which may not be as good as small stations for newcomers.
But Su Zhe went for the purpose of "becoming a god", so naturally he didn't have these so-called concerns.
After getting familiar with the background operation, Su Zhe began to follow the step-by-step prompts, created a new comic of "One Punch Man" in the author's area, and uploaded the first word for review.
Checked that nothing was wrong before exiting the site.
"Boss, the day after tomorrow, we'll have to move out of this hotel." As soon as Su Zhe closed the notebook and got up, he saw Qi Dayu holding his head behind him, with a sad face.
"How much money is left in all of our cards combined?" This matter is also a headache for Su Zhe, so he asked Qi Dayu.
"Three thousand six hundred and fifty-seven pieces of seven cents ......"
The flesh on Su Zhe's cheek twitched a few times, such a small amount of money was only enough for two days in his eyes......
Even if you tighten your belt carefully, you can't last long if you need to feed and wear three people, right? And if he plans to wait for the manuscript fee of "One Punch Man" to save the emergency, it will be a month at the earliest, which is a matter of not being able to get a word out yet.
BoomοΌ Explode!
"Boss, the ...... Or...... Please, old lady? β
"No way!" Su Zhe refused, "Damn, do I still want to be a man?" When he came out, he obviously let out such cruel words! The head can be broken, and the festival cannot be dropped! β
"No, boss, listen to me, we'll settle the score. It's only a matter of minutes to make a phone call, nod your head and pretend to be your grandson. But if we don't make this call, then we will be grandchildren for the rest of our days! β
Qi Dayu said sadly, his face wrinkled bitterly, and his feelings were sincere.
Su Zhe listened and was silent for a long time.
Finally, reason triumphs over sensibility. What is Discipline? Can it be eaten as a meal? He wanted to open it!
Patting Qi Dayu on the shoulder, Su Zhe sighed and said in a deep voice: "Hey! You're right! Looks like you've got a brain too! β
Qi Dayu pounded garlic, nodded his head with a serious face.
Su Zhe loosened the two buttons on his shirt, squatted down and fell to the ground, and then suddenly rolled without saying a word, and did not stop until he had made himself a wolf.
"How? Does it look bad enough? Su Zhe asked.
"It would be more realistic if the hair was messed up a little more." Qi Dayu looked back and forth and put forward constructive suggestions.
Su Zhe nodded in agreement after hearing this, and grabbed a few handfuls of hair with his paws.
"Yes, yes! That's the feel! Qi Dayu looked excited.
"Okay." Su Zhe took a deep breath to sort out his expression, took out his mobile phone, and brewed a feeling.
"Are you ready?" Su Zhe looked at Qi Dayu.
Qi Dayu called up the camera function of his mobile phone and gestured OK at Su Zhe.
Suddenly, Su Zhe's temperament changed suddenly!
With a disgraced face and a depressed and disgraced look, he bent his knees, boomed, knelt on the ground, and held the phone to his ear.
The wind is sluggish and the water is cold......
βNiceοΌ Top dog! This picture is perfect! β
After passing the customs again, Su Zhe stood up with a sigh of relief, "Bring it to me." β
Qi Dayu ran over and offered it with both hands, Su Zhe looked at it twice, and he felt satisfied.
Seeing that his precious son was so miserable, the old lady and the old man in the family should turn into warm water even if they are hard-hearted.
When I called, I didn't dare to stand up on my knees, just to ask for some financial support, isn't it too much?
"I'll fix this picture again in a while, darken the colors, and when I'm done with that call, I'll send it to the old lady."
"Okay!" Qi Dayu is full of energy.
"By the way, did you make me ugly?" Qi Dayu was just about to take away the phone to process the photos, but Su Zhe suddenly raised his head and stared at him suspiciously.
"Boss, wronged! How dare I? When Qi Dayu heard this, he was scared of the urine flow of his buttocks, and he knew that if he made Su Zhe stinky and beautiful, it would be unreasonable.
"But how do I feel that the photo is not even as handsome as I am?"
"Boss, if the three-dimensional handsome is converted to the two-dimensional, the conversion rate itself cannot reach 100%, and there will inevitably be consumption on the way to energy transformation. So you're more handsome than the photo, that's for sure! "Qi Dayu is a serious sycophant.
Su Zhe thought about it seriously, nodded, pointed at him and praised him loudly: "You are right! β