"It's so late, and the lady hasn't come back yet, do you guess she's already sleeping together like the two of us?"

"Hah...... Haha, if we really sleep like this, won't Hua Shizong and I become difficult brothers? ”

Luo Wuxuan shook his shoulders and snorted: "Don't be so listless, at most the deity will take special care of you and give you a big benefit!" ”

"Really? Can I turn around and change places for you to top? ”

"If you think about the beauty, let's talk about it when your ability is higher than mine."

"Sleep!"

Luo Wuxuan shook his shoulder from behind again, "Don't sleep yet, and then talk with me for a while." ”

"Not interested."

"Okay, then I'll go to sleep first, if you can't sleep and want to chat, talk to me at any time."

"Don't worry, never!" As soon as Lin Xing bit the corner and finished the cruel words indistinctly, his heart suddenly moved, and he reached out to turn off the bedside lamp without saying a word, rolling his two eyes in the dark, pondering the thoughts that flashed in his mind.

"Silver-Ring Fairy!"

"The deity!"

"Little Lolo!"

After about an hour, Lin Xing, who was tortured and couldn't sleep, whispered a few times.

I didn't hear Luo Wuxuan's response, and I couldn't help but feel happy in my heart.

At first, he didn't know that the sleeping position of the 'deity' would be so strange for Mao, but it wasn't until he clicked Cai Xiaoling in his sleep that night that he realized that this posture was Luo Wuxuan's unique cultivation method.

So not long ago, he blessed his soul, and decided to tentatively call the seemingly sleeping Luo Wu Poison a few times. I thought to myself that if she reacted, she was practicing, and if she didn't respond, she was really asleep.

If you really fall asleep, maybe you won't 'sting' people.

In that case, he might not dare to touch the Luo Five Poisons, but he could sneak around like last time and sleep a little more comfortably, even if he changed his pants at dawn.

Think of it.

Even after changing a few names, Luo Wuxuan didn't react in the slightest, and he almost snickered.

I just wanted to turn around quickly, but I was surprised that the legs on my body and the knees on my back waist suddenly tightened.

"Little daughter-in-law, it's okay to chat, don't turn over, if the deity pajama pants are wet like that day, your little brother will sleep for a hundred days."

Luo Wuxuan's lazy voice came into his ears, and Lin Xing almost died of anger, "Are you pretending to be asleep?" ”

"No, I'm asleep." Luo Wuxuan said dreamily: "Little daughter-in-law, why do you men only think about sleeping with a beautiful woman when you see her?" Can't you just have a good chat with the deity? ”

Lin Xing thought about it, anyway, he couldn't fall asleep, and the sound made by the 'deity' when he was sleeping and practicing was neither cold nor deliberately swishing, but revealed a kind of lazy and unique coquettishness, which made people feel very comfortable listening to it, so he decided to chat with her for a while.

"Everyone who knows about the Silver Ring Fairy says you're a woman like a viper, why can't I feel it?"

"Because they are all rotten sweet potatoes and miscellaneous fish, they have an attempt to get close to the deity, and if they can't get it, they will slander the deity."

"Then these rotten sweet potatoes are not just trash fish, they are stinky fish. By the way, I now understand that the little nest on your stone bed was pushed out by your knees when you slept, how long did you sleep in that bed? ”

"That's more than 400 years combined."

"Do you rarely leave the house after being knocked down from above with a broom?"

"Well, except for once a year when I go out to look for a medicine dish, I just stay at home, chat with the squirrels during the day, and go to bed at night after eating dried fruits."

"Hey, hey, you really got knocked down with a broom!"

"Get out! You've just been hit with a broom! ”

"Why do you hate Yacha so much?"

"When I was eleven years old, I was begging for food at the market, and I was brought home from the street by an upright-looking yacha, who gave me a piece of roasted sweet potato, and I felt that I was dying of hunger, so I devoured the half-ripe sweet potato, and the yacha tried to take off my pants while I was gnawing on the sweet potato."

"And then?" For some reason, Lin Xing felt the tip of his heart twitch violently, and his voice couldn't help but get louder.

"Later I smashed a half-pulled baked sweet potato in his face, then hit him on the head with a deadbolt and ran away."

"......" Lin Xing was speechless.

"Why don't you talk to me?"

"No, I ...... I...... So what happened after you ran away? ”

"Later, as long as a man promised me food, I would go home with him."

“……”

"Hurry up and ask!"

"What about when you get home?"

"When you enter the door, you pull out the deadbolt and stun them, and then take everything you can eat and the copper plate with you."

"Where did you live back then?"

"At first, I lived in the Bodhisattva Temple, but then there were more rotten sweet potatoes, so I moved to the Yama Temple, and I felt that the Yama was fairer than the Bodhisattva."

After another period of silence, Lin Xing exhaled and asked softly, "In winter, is there a quilt?" ”

"Fool, if I take all the copper plates, I'll still freeze myself. And at that time, you can make a fire when it's cold. The Bodhisattva didn't take care of me, so I demolished his temple in the winter to keep it warm. The entire Bodhisattva Temple was half demolished by me, and after that, I met Master. She asked me to keep half of the Bodhisattva, and then save half of the life of Hades in my heart, Master said, everything in the world is divided into two sides, no matter when, you must use your own eyes to see carefully, use your own feelings to feel clearly, and then judge to use half of the Bodhisattva's heart or Hades's half of the murderous thoughts to make a choice. Master also taught me a set of exercises that I can practice while sleeping, which can perceive the outside world while I am asleep, and finally I don't have to worry about sleeping. ”

"Hoo ......"

"Why are you exhaling?"

Lin Xing wanted to speak and stopped.

Luo Wuxuan, who was sleeping, wrapped his hands around his neck, "Chat, why can't you chat freely?" ”

"I feel sorry for you." Lin Xing finally couldn't help but rub his chin against her arm, but he was not stung, "Sleep well, don't practice, I swear I won't touch you." ”

"Don't!"

"Don't believe me?"

"No, I want to talk to you."

"I'll talk to you during the day."

"Really?"

"Hmm."

Lin Xing suddenly felt the arms in his neck bend tightly, and he also felt two lumps of softness on his back, "Hey! I'm not Megumi Yanashita, pay attention to proportion. ”

Luo Wuxuan did not respond......

Late at night, Lin Xing's eyes never closed, and he couldn't tell what he was thinking now.

'Silly, don't you have a brain? ’

'Stinky Boy...... You're the only one who gave me a boxed lunch, then turned around and left; You also gave me a bowl of Malatang. Your jacket is still hanging in the cloakroom of the Hondol's mansion. ’