119 It's so shameless (ask for subscription)
If it were someone else, Xi Yuan would not say that. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
But Tucao Jun is a newcomer he unintentionally came out, even if Tucao Jun temporarily left Weibo for a while after the iron pot egg video, but they followed each other and became friends after that.
Compared with others, Xi Yuan is more willing to give this cup of soup to Tucao Jun, not to mention, compared with the 300,000 given by the gold owner, this 20,000 yuan is nothing at all.
"Advertorial? Then I can try. ”
"You wait, I'll pass you the papers."
In reply, Xi Yuan sent the laundry detergent file to Tuaojun's mailbox.
"Laundry detergent?"
"Well, Junjun, I want this advertisement in a hurry, can it come out tomorrow? Hit you with money afterwards. ”
Although compared with others, Xi Yuan is more willing to give a piece of the pie to Tuaojun, but after all, the other party and himself are just netizens, even if he believes it, he has to be vigilant.
Therefore, there are some things that need to be said in advance.
If he can't write it, then he has to prepare it with both hands.
"I'm trying to hurry, I don't need money, but it's okay, I'm writing an advertorial for the first time, I don't have much experience, if I don't write well, don't laugh at me."
On the other end of the network, Xu Yi replied.
For a person like Damai who has almost a million followers on Weibo, his ad is more than 10,000, but the reason why he can regain attention is inseparable from Damai.
Although he can't say that he has reciprocated the kindness of a drop of water, he will still remember the kindness of others, not to mention that now he and Damai are still micro-friends, and it is not a big deal to write an ad for free.
turned off the private message with Big Mack, and Xu Yi opened the copy sent by Big Mac.
Frankly. This copy is simple. The full text is only a few hundred words of advertising slogan. The brand of laundry detergent, as well as a few promotional pictures, add up to only four or five pages on word.
It can be seen that the intention of the advertiser is obvious: play it yourself!
You don't see too many things like this, from 800-word essays in middle and high school to thousands of words in college, they are essentially this kind of propositional essays.
The difference is that essays and essays are set for specific topics, while advertisements are set for branded products.
I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run.
Though. Xu Yi has never eaten an advertisement, but he has been in the micro-broadcasting industry all the year round, and he has seen many big Vs write jokes, sell cute jokes, and play tricks to make fans laugh. 、
The big difference between microcast jokes and professional advertisements is that they are funny.
Funny is the last word!
But even so, how to associate a big man with laundry detergent is the key to the difficulty of advertising.
In the past, he also washed his own clothes when he was in college, so he knew very well that almost all of the laundry detergents that boys bought were at the right price and just took them and left, and even worse, they threw their dirty clothes directly to their girlfriends.
A man washes his clothes and washes them carefully. Others will say that mother, not washing carefully. It is likely to be considered that the laundry detergent has no detergent power.
Therefore, if his advertising entry point is slightly wrong, the advertisement may become a high-level black.
It's hard to see.
But with the memory of two lifetimes, this question only paused in Xu Yi's mind for a few seconds, and soon, he thought of the story of a young singer who was delayed by his singing career in his previous life and washed his socks.
That's right!
It's sock washing!
A man who washes clothes will be said to be a mother, and washing underwear will be said to be engaged = base, but washing socks will never be said anything!
What guy hasn't ordered a stinky sock, hasn't he?
Besides, these days, no matter how gentlemanly and elegant a man is outside, how gentle he is, and how he is dominant, at home, he will always have the most sloppy side.
Socks are the voices of all the male compatriots.
Xu Yi remembered that the young cross talk actor who was delayed by his singing career in his previous life not only created a new trick of washing socks with his feet, but also advertised laundry detergent.
Although it is a bit immoral to say this, he wants to plagiarize and copy!
He dared to copy both the villain and the real woman, not to mention an advertising idea.
As a copyist, he is so shameless!
Why, what, what?
Thirty minutes later, nearly 1,000 words of advertising advertorials were copied by Xu Yi, "Damai, I'm done writing, you can see if it's okay." ”
Although he plagiarized a certain big name in his previous life, the times are changing, and he still doesn't dare to be so confident before the dust settles.
"Well, okay, I'll take a look."
The moment he received the document from Xu Yi, Xi Yuan was shocked.
In fact, he was ready to rewrite it himself, but he didn't expect Xu Yi to send the written advertorial so quickly.
So fast?
It can't be shoddy.
Happiness is only short-lived, and soon, Xi Yuan reflected that this may be a very blunt advertorial.
Although advertising on Weibo is for better sales, its essence is to be funny, so that everyone can remember this brand in joy.
Easier said than done.
Even if Tucaojun has now become a rising little celebrity on Weibo, this is the same as reading online articles, who will reward a big alliance to a newcomer author? Isn't it a little bit of watching the author finish the book, and he will pay for it when he has trust?
Thinking of this, Xi Yuan's fiery heart cooled down most, if this is not written very well, whether he gives money or not is secondary, and he has to fall into the debt of favors.
With trepidation, he opened the file.
At the beginning of the long article, it was a wooden basin, and the wooden basin was piled up with black and white, green flowers, and more than 20 socks.
What is this for?
Seeing so many socks, Xi Yuan was a little confused, and then looked down at the text.
[Actually, when my mother told me to wash all my socks, I refused......
The last time I washed my own socks was to finish my homework in elementary school......
Think back to the last time I had twenty socks in stock......
Or did you come back from the imperial capital with your father......
At that time, my mother reunited and played the aura of motherhood and helped me wash my socks......
She crouched there and poked and poked......
Later, I found out that the more she poked, the more angry she became...... The more you poke, the more you get angry......
At the end of the day, I can't wait to come up and slap me......
Alas, people who are used to being homeroom teachers are not used to it......"
Mom, where did you get so hot......
Aggrieved, she looked at me and stretched out her hand......
There are already bubbles on both hands......
It's a pity that I still gave her a look of what you can do with me......
In the end, she saw that I was my own child, and after putting up with it, it was over......
But this time, when she turned my long-hidden socks out of the bedside table...... I can't hold back anymore......
So they shut me up in this little dark room......
But...... How could I compromise so easily when I'm smart......]
This is the end of the text, and then on the next picture, it is a young man with a Jacky Cheung emoji on his face pointing to the sky indignantly, with the text "I want to use knowledge to change my fate!" ”
Two more sentences below the picture. 、
"It's lecture time...... How to wash your socks while keeping your hands free......"
"See ...... below"
In the first picture, the camera of the picture switches to the feet of the teenager.
In the second one, the socks in the basin have been soaked in water by the teenager.
In the third, the boy began to poke with his socks over his feet.
Fourth, a teenager plays with a mobile phone.
Fifth, take a selfie.
kept pulling down until the end, on the camera, the young man stretched out his two feet very aggrieved, with bubbles on his left and right feet, and the expression on his face was also covered by Jacky Cheung's emoji.
Although it was fun all the way, what Xi Yuan was more concerned about has not yet appeared.
Ad!
No matter how funny, this is always an advertorial, and since it is an advertorial, it must have the brand of the advertiser.
Looking at the long blank space, Xi Yuan couldn't sit still, and just when he wanted to send a private message to tell Tucao Jun to add an advertisement, suddenly, the text appeared in the document again.
"Alright, now it's time for the ad......"
The simple and straightforward and slightly blunt advertising cut, even Xi Yuan's old fritters were a little unexpected, but at the same time, he was amused by this somewhat shameless advertising method.
How many big Vs are receiving advertisements, but who dares to play so bluntly?
Although the sword is on the wrong side, it is not necessarily a bad thing!
"Junjun, I read the advertisement, you wrote it really well, even I, a perennial advertisement, think it's funny." After the review was completed, Xi Yuan sent a private message to Xu Yi.
"That's great, I'm worried I won't be able to get by."
Seeing the private message sent by Xi Yuan, Xu Yi breathed a sigh of relief.
Although the idea is copied, but this is 08 years, everyone may not accept such an upright way of expression, and his trick is still a bit risky.
Xu Yi was telling the truth, but in Xi Yuan's opinion, this was somewhat self-humble, "How can it be, you are too unconfident in yourself, by the way, Junjun, why are all your ellipses in this paragraph?" ”
He's seen a lot of jokes, and it's the first time he's seen it except for commas and ellipsis, and curiosity made him ask this sentence.
"Well, this is to pay tribute to a young cross talk actor who has been delayed by his singing career!" Thinking of Xue Zhiqian's brain-opening appearance in his previous life, Xu Yi couldn't help but reply.
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At 500 mph, I just bought a keyboard, wrote a chapter and closed the library.
Alas.
The library with the Internet will be closed when it is closed~~~
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Today, don't wait for everyone. (To be continued.) )