Chapter 20: Say I Spit? Prove it to you!
The weather was ridiculously hot, even if the set was surrounded by green trees and small bridges and flowing water, the crew was busy sweating.
The staff had to be busy in and out of the hot sun, directing this and shouting that, and their throats were already smoking. The actors didn't get there well, although there were their respective assistants who fanned the wind with fans during the break, and there were also a few fans whistling and blowing the wind, but the weather was too hot, and the wind from the fans was hot.
Because it is a costume drama, wearing a thick costume on the body is called a sin.
The whole crew is looking forward to the upcoming interview team.
Near noon, when Xu Zilong came back with the roast duck he had just bought, he saw Liu Taotao, dressed in purple palace clothes, sitting in the shade of a tree, and kept fanning his slightly open neck collar with a snow-white hand.
The purple collar is slightly open, revealing the snow-white lining inside, and a slippery pink neck, which is particularly attractive.
Somehow, Xu Zilong thought of the picture of riding a bicycle and selling popsicles on the streets when he was a child.
At that time, popsicles were sold in the back seat of bicycles carrying a large box, and the popsicles inside were tightly wrapped in quilts, so that the air conditioning could not get out, the heat could not enter, and the popsicles would not melt at the end of the day......
Seeing Xu Zilong walking towards Liu Taotao with a convenient bag, some idlers in the crew muttered and gossiped.
It's no wonder that although the drama assistant is dedicated to serving the leading actor and director, it is really strange that a situation like Xu Zilong, who was first appointed by Gao Xiaoxi to become a driver, and then was called by Liu Taotao to be an assistant.
If Gao Xiaoxi appointed Xu Zilong to be his driver, perhaps because the latter has any background or has any intimate personal relationship with Gao Xiaoxi, then it is incomprehensible that Liu Taotao almost treats Xu Zilong as his assistant.
Especially every time he instructed Xu Zilong, Liu Taotao was arrogant and cold-hearted, and he was also embarrassed by finding faults, but Xu Zilong always looked like he was willing to accept it, which really made everyone understand.
The strangest thing is that Xu Zilong always gets a diary for Liu Taotao to write and paint.
Liu Taotao is not very familiar with the actors in the crew, and Xu Zilong is a newcomer, so the "creditor relationship" between the two is clear except for a few people, and many people don't know what to do.
People are always curious about things they don't know.
Seeing Xu Zilong coming over from a distance, the corners of Liu Taotao's lips were slightly raised, and his expression was happy. What could be more joyful than tossing the guy who you off the most?
Xu Zilong wiped the sweat from his forehead, handed the bag containing the roast duck to the little assistant Yao Xuejuan, and took out his account book as if he were juggling.
"A roast duck is 80 yuan, the round-trip fare is 60 yuan, a palace fried chicken is 20 yuan, a salt and pepper shrimp is 30 yuan, and the benefits are 190 yuan, sign here......"
Liu Taotao pursed his lips, took the book and looked at it, and pointed to the fare with his slender fingers: "What's the matter with the fare?" You drive the crew's car, and even the gas is the crew's, why do you want to make money in your pocket? Don't give! ”
Xu Zilong was not angry, and reasoned with the facts.
"It's true that the car belongs to the crew, and the oil is also the crew's, but now the car is in my hands, right? First of all, you have to take a taxi to buy a duck, and you have to pay for it, and you can't stop paying because I have a car. Secondly, I drove the crew's car to buy you ducks, which took the risk of being fired, generally speaking, the greater the risk, the higher the return, so I didn't ask you for more money to steal the fun......"
Liu Taotao listened to what he said, it was really reasonable, he thought about it, he couldn't refute it, his face was a little unsightly, and he didn't ink with him, brushed and signed his name, threw the book to Xu Zilong, and took the bag of roast duck and handed it to the little assistant.
"I don't know if there is a guy who lacks virtue and spits in it, it's disgusting to think about! It just so happens that I lost weight today, so I'll give it all to you. ”
After speaking, he looked at Xu Zilong provocatively with a pair of shining eyes.
Xu Zilong is so angry, who is lacking in virtue? If you don't say that I forgot to arrive, I should really spit on the saliva......
The little assistant was originally very happy, she loved to eat roast duck and salt and pepper shrimp, but when Liu Taotao said this, she was also worried, as long as she thought about the people who spit in these dishes, she was nauseous for a while.
She glanced at Xu Zilong, who was angry, no matter how she looked at this guy, it seemed that he was in a weak heart, according to the tense relationship between him and Liu Taotao, spitting on this kind of thing, maybe he could really do it......
Xu Zilong was very angry and glared at Liu Taotao: "Who do you say lacks morality?" ”
Liu Taotao glared back without giving in: "Whoever has a weak heart is who!" ”
Xu Zilong was furious: "My heart is weak? That eye of yours sees my heart weak? ”
Liu Taotao snorted: "Who knows who has a weak heart!" ”
"Okay, you say I'm not virtuous, and I spit in your dish, right? Then I'll prove it to you! ”
Liu Taotao frowned: "How to prove it?" ”
Xu Zilong snatched the bag from the little assistant's hand, sat cross-legged on the ground in front of Liu Taotao, and opened the bag.
"Na! It's roast duck, you say I spit, right? Okay, I'll eat my own saliva myself! ”
As he spoke, he tore off a duck leg and took a bite, and the fat duck meat flowed out of the oil and touched his mouth.
"Na! Look, this is salt and pepper shrimp, is it also spitting? I also eat ......."
I caught a few shrimp and swallowed them in my mouth, it was delicious.
"This is the palace fried chicken ......"
He said angrily, as if he was proving that he didn't spit on Liu Taotao, and chewed quickly.
Liu Taotao was dumbfounded, this person ...... How can it be so shameless?
Suddenly, the willow eyebrows rose: "Hey! Do you want to be shameless? That's what I bought......"
Xu Zilong had ducks and shrimp in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Didn't you say I spit?" I can only prove my innocence like this, who will eat their saliva back? ”
Just in the blink of an eye, half of the duck was eaten, and the salt and pepper shrimp bottomed out......
The little assistant Yao Xuejuan was dumbfounded, how could she eat so quickly? Seeing Xu Zilong stretching his neck as if choking, he hurriedly took a bottle of water and handed it over.
Xu Zilong hurriedly took it, unscrewed the lid and drank half a bottle, finally swallowed the food in his throat, and said to Yao Xuejuan: "Thank you!" ”
Although this little girl is a little immature and a little flustered in case of trouble, she can see that she has a gentle temperament and is full of love.
Liu Taotao slapped the little assistant's hand with a "snap", and his apricot eyes were round: "Who told you to give him water?" It's good to choke him to death......"
The little assistant squeaked and didn't dare to speak.
Xu Zilong got up and looked at Liu Taotao condescendingly: "How is it?" Now believe I didn't spit in the dish, right? ”
Liu Taotao looked at the mess in front of him, and his pretty face was red with anger: "Prove a fart!" A shameless and filthy guy like you, even if you eat your own saliva, it's not impossible! ”
How does this prove that you didn't spit? It's clear that I ate my own meal for free! Liu Taotao was about to go crazy.
Xu Zilong hiccuped, shrugged his shoulders and looked helpless: "Since your thoughts are so dirty, you have to pull everyone to your moral level, then I have nothing to say......
After speaking, he patted the dust on his ass and walked away in style.
Liu Taotao was furious, and he dared to hit a rake? I was so angry that I grabbed the remaining half bottle of mineral water that Xu Zilong had just drunk and threw it at his head.
The little assistant was startled, and before she could exclaim, Xu Zilong seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, and just when the mineral water bottle was about to hit his head, he turned around just right, grabbed the water bottle firmly in his hand as soon as he stretched out his hand, and raised his eyebrows at Liu Taotao with a smile: "Thank you!" Just feeling thirsty......"
Carrying mineral water, he staggered away.
Only Liu Taotao was about to explode his lungs, looking at Xu Zilong's hateful back, gritting his teeth and cursing in a low voice: "Bastard! It's so hateful, you wait for me, one day the old lady tells you to live and not die......"
The little assistant looked at his employer blankly, only to feel a chill down his spine, too ruthless......