It's not black or blowing, in addition to being handsome, Ying Long is just an ordinary person, he has no special ability, he doesn't study well, his memory is average, his English is sparse, he is finished in mathematics, he is short in sports, he can't paint, and he doesn't understand music.

What's more important is that Ying Long is not self-motivated, there is no shortage of food, drink, or money at home, and there is no need for Ying Long to work hard, his sister is innocent and makes money to fly, his sister Chu Xiaoliang has a super high IQ and plays games to earn pocket money, and his parents are all gold-collar.

Ying Long hummed the out-of-tune actor's song, led the mini Zhu Bajie around, and held the iPhone in his left hand to start the live broadcast. Ying Long discovered a secret, that is, the longer the live broadcast, the more gifts he received, and the more money he earned. Ying Long also doesn't like to rely on online live broadcasts to make too direct black money, that would be too shameless, Ying Long is a decent gentleman.

The audience is very kind, very friendly, and keeps telling Ying Long about something.

"Stupid dragon, don't let Bajie eat snakeberries, you'll have diarrhea, and you'll be sour when the time comes."

"Anchor, you're so bored, live broadcast walking pigs, think about it, you're drunk."

"I don't know if the pig ears feel good when pinched, but I'm sure the pig nose must be fun to pinch."

"There is only one truth, the anchor you want to chase a beautiful teacher as a wife, it's really a shameless bastard, it's just a model for my generation, you must live broadcast into the cave room in the future, and keep and reward 10,000 bamboos for you as a red envelope."

Bajie is a pig who is a little colorblind, and that pair of pigs only has yellow in their eyes......

When this Ying Long led the mini pig around, it happened to be in the evening, and he met a lot of girls, Bajie was as long as it was beautiful, and he had to drag Ying Long to rush up and hug him, with pig trotters, and shook his head and tail.

Cheap and cute, Ying Long felt that the cold guzheng teacher would have such a funny pet pig, which was also magical.

The audience in the live broadcast room has broken through 3,000 people, and they are all happily watching how Mini Zhu Bajie is teasing one beautiful girl after another, and some sharp-eyed viewers have seen some signs.

"I'm going to go, I really want to become a pig, look at Bajie, this is life, when I see a girl, I want to hug it, I want to rub it, just now the pig's head touched the white rabbit, I really want to see a nosebleed."

"The anchor is not a person, Bajie is not a pig, the second senior brother is above, please accept the apprentice's worship, please teach me thirty-six strategies for chasing my sister, there is no way to repay it, I can only shoot it down and send it to the second senior brother to enjoy when I pop it in the future."

"This perverted pig, it's really poisonous in the eyes, look at those ordinary-looking girls, don't bother with any of them, it's very cold, it's really funny, it's very funny, it's very neurotic temperament of the anchor, it's really not a family that doesn't enter the door, I didn't expect that in addition to Shenhaa Ah, Lust Pig Bajie is also a bastard."

"Mud Meng is all stupid, or witty I found out the truth, that is, the anchor likes to look at girls with big breasts a few more times, and even if the airport with poor breasts is beautiful, he is disdainful, and even the smile is a lot darker."

Ying Long calmly led the husky pig around, did not speak, held an Apple mobile phone in his hand, the angle was very tricky, and ordinary people could not see that this product was filmed live on the Internet. I have to admit that Ying Long can have this stunt, and he was also tortured by Shen Wuxian and Chu Xiaoliang, if he doesn't look good when he takes pictures of his sisters, he will be scolded and beaten.

Ying Long, who was in tears when he thought about it, was led by Bajie and walked more than 3,000 meters away, but he felt very tired and panted.

In the barrage in the live broadcast room where the anchor is not a man, Ying Long gave up on himself and found a bench to sit down, and Mini Zhu Bajie just put the pig's head on Ying Long's shoes and lay down, looking at the girl passing by.

Ying Long suddenly saw a somewhat familiar figure, and subconsciously pointed the camera of the Apple mobile phone at that side, and a Pisces fan koi among the more than 4,000 viewers in the live broadcast room jumped up.

"Ahhh

The girl got closer, and Ying Long saw that it was the little beauty who touched the pig yesterday, but Ying Long was too lazy to get up, so he still sat on the bench, but the husky pig climbed up neatly, wagging the pig's tail, and wanted to hug the passing girl.

The little beauty frowned very uncutely, her little hand was against the pig's head, making it difficult for the pig's head to enter, and the two pig's hooves couldn't hold the little beauty's slender calves.

That perverted pig was not raised by Ying Long, and this bad habit was definitely not taught by Ying Long himself.

There is really nowhere to cry out for injustice, and it is extremely unlucky.

The little beauty didn't say hello to Ying Long, nor did she pay attention to the mini Zhu Bajie, she just walked away like a butterfly.

Ying Long felt a little strange, how could this little beauty feel different from yesterday, she couldn't love Bajie, and the husky pig was also a little dazed, one person and one pig looked at each other speechlessly.

At this time, Ying Long, who was so smart that he had no friends, decisively chose to watch the panda live broadcast room, after all, everyone collected firewood and the flame was high, the three stinkers beat Zhuge Liang, and the audience with thousands of idle eggs would always be a little whimsical.

"You just said that Pisces Hanmi?" Ying Long asked a little puzzled, could it be his sister?

"Listen to me, it must be Han Meiren, definitely the same person as yesterday, you must know that my sister Han Jiaren's Yaobi has a little beauty mole, very beautiful, and even more knowledgeable, definitely a beauty at first sight."

"Bullshit, you guys, get the calves, baby cow, bastard, you know nonsense. This is my sister, it's Han Jiaren, not Han Meiren, you fool, I don't know that there is another thing in this world called makeup, isn't it a beauty mole, as long as you cover it with foundation, it's okay, such a cold look, it must be a sister. ”

"Alas, the twin sisters are good, they are still two idol stars, they were all met by the anchor's good luck, and this dead pig really makes me envious and jealous, I actually touched two beautiful stars, I want to cry, woo woo woo wow."

"Phew, this must be my sister, I swear with my little brother, if I recognize the wrong person, I will eat Xiang live."

"Don't get excited, it's not good to quarrel, it's not good to eat, just eat more meals, just eat snacks secretly." Ying Long shouted very undisciplinedly, and then was beaten by hundreds of barrage groups.

"The anchor is a pig, a sister slave, a cat slave, a dog slave!"

"A family of three, the anchor is the stupidest, and the pig and dog are not as good."

"Heaven punishes Yinglong, a single dog for 10,000 years, falling in love with a broken love once."

"You guys are too vicious, if you want me to say that it's okay to send the anchor back to ancient times and enter the palace, we are all kind and good children."

[Why was one of the author's dog covers inexplicably changed? 】