The three of them walked to the door of the dean's office, Liang Youren took out the key to open the office door, and let Ye Liangchen and Xu Wenqi go in first, and Liang Youren took the door with him in the back.

Liang Youren walked straight to the chair in front of the desk and sat down, and saw that Ye Liangchen and Xu Wenqi also sat on the sofa opposite, their noses were crooked, and they slapped the table hard, and roared: "Whoever asked you to sit down, stand up for me!" ”

"If you don't let you sit, you won't sit, shoot what table"

He suddenly startled the two people on the sofa, Ye Liangchen stood up while muttering, and said in his heart that this director is really a bandit, and he doesn't make sense at all, isn't it that he just said that he wants to talk to us. Xu Wenqi was sleepwalking tonight, as if he had lost his independent self-consciousness, and always involuntarily followed Ye Liangchen's beat, drinking during dinner before, this would enter the director's office and obviously shouldn't have sat down, and he made such a low-level mistake with him.

"What are you muttering, speak louder"

"Oh, I mean you're brave and martial, I've never seen anyone slap the table so imposingly, I'll give you a full score"

Xu Wenqi wanted to laugh after hearing this, this Ye Liangchen is really capable of talking. Liang Youren snorted with his nose and said disdainfully: "Don't think that I will be merciful if I slap the horse, let's get to the point." What are you two doing at night, why don't you go to the evening self-study?"

Seeing that Liang Youren didn't eat his own set, Ye Liangchen was not discouraged, changed his path, and boldly asked, "Director, do you think Xu Wenqi in our class is beautiful?" ”

"Yan sù point, get to the point" Liang Youren didn't take his stubble at all, and urged with his eyes narrowed.

"I'm just talking about the topic, just because she is so beautiful, she has to invite me to dinner, I can't refuse, so I'm late"

"Xu Wenqi, why did you invite him to dinner?" Liang Youren looked at Xu Wenqi next to him.

"Maybe it's because I'm handsome, have a good character, and I'm usually willing to help ...... in my studies" Without waiting for Xu Wenqi to speak, Ye Liangchen took the lead.

"Did I ask you, shut up and let her say it herself" Before Ye Liangchen could finish speaking, Liang Youren slapped the table again and shouted angrily.

Maybe it was because the two got along with each other during this time that they had a little tacit understanding, and Xu Wenqi actually followed Ye Liangchen's path and said, "Director, can I tell the truth?" ”

Liang Youren thought that there was something else to do, so he hurriedly encouraged and said: "Well, you tell the truth, there is a teacher to call the shots for you."

"I really think that Ye Liangchen is not handsome, and his character is not good, tonight he obviously said to invite me to dinner, but after eating, he actually said that he didn't bring money"

"Director, I didn't mean not to bring money, I just didn't think it was heavy" Ye Liangchen praised Wenqi, what a wonderful person, who else is this god cooperating?

Liang Youren almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood when he heard this, where did such two strange students come from, he got up from the chair with a "boom", walked up to the two, and pointed his finger at the two several times: "I understand, are you two here when I talk to you here?" ”

Before the two of them could answer, Liang Youren reached out and pulled Ye Liangchen's head, "What about you, Ye Liangchen, do you think I'm kidding you?" Just your bear-colored, rubbing a handle, it's like eating tung oil. Come, you sue sù sù me, who are you handsome? ”

While speaking, he continued to pull Ye Liangchen with his hands, Liang Youren had a lot of strength, Ye Liangchen was so intimidated by him that he couldn't stand on his feet and fell on the sofa. Liang Youren still didn't give up, walked over and pulled Ye Liangchen up, and kicked him on the ass, "Say, why don't you speak?" ”

Liang Youren's move is nothing, as long as he doesn't drink, he is still very measured, but what he said was too bad, and he was poking at Ye Liangchen's weakness, not to mention that Xu Wenqi was next to him, the arrogance in Ye Liangchen's bones was suddenly stimulated, and in the face of the aggressive teaching director, he stood up straight, met Liang Youren's gaze and looked at him, and said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "What's wrong with being short, can't a short person be handsome?" Can't a short man be accomplished? Alexander the Great was not short, but he made the ancient Greek civilization shine; Napoleon was not short, he was the master of the French Empire; Yan Zi made Chu famous all over the world, and wanted to leave the assassination Qingji to shake Kyushu. As the saying goes, people cannot be disguised, and the sea cannot be measured. ”

Ye Liangchen breathed a sigh of relief and continued to speak generously: "I think at the beginning, Yao Mei is colorful, Shun eyes are heavy, King Yu can hold his hand back, and King Zhou Wen has four breasts in his chest; Zhang Taigu's head is as sharp as a pen, bigger than Shangshu's belly is like a melon, Uncle He Ping's face is like powder, and Liu Yao has a five-foot haircut; Li Laozi has been pregnant for eighty-one years, and Zhang Han has a three-inch tongue; Confucius's seven holes are facing the sky, and he is known as the king of Ba County; Han Liu Bei put his hands on his knees, and Jiang Boyo was as bold as an egg; Wei Wenchang kept reflexing, Zhang Yide couldn't sleep blindly, Li Yuanba snorted like thunder, Emperor Hongwu was a pig's mouth, and the king of Chu was angry. From Pangu to the present, the great sage, the great sage, the great loyalty, the great brave, the strange and strange, the individual different, countless.

He also said: If you have ambition, you will not be old, and you will live a hundred years if you have no ambition, although the scale is small, it can weigh thousands of catties, and the oars of the boat are long, and they will eventually be submerged by water. Thinking about the beginning, the Fengfeng clan was nine acres of land, and if it didn't get rid of the punishment, the giant waist was ten girths, and it was inevitable that Kunyang would be defeated; In the past, Kong Zhongni once studied under Xiang Lu, thinking how could you be virtuous, and dare to despise the young man in the world? ”

In such a large paragraph, there are a lot of celebrity allusions, and there are a lot of obscurities in the text, not to mention Liang Youren, who has not much culture, and Xu Wenqi was stunned when he heard it. But Jue Ye Liangchen said it quite imposingly, which made people can't help but feel heroic after listening to it. Although I didn't understand all of it, I still understood the general meaning, no wonder the Chinese teacher liked him so much, this knowledge is really broad.

Liang Youren couldn't say a word when asked, and sat back on the chair again, just at this moment, the bell rang for the end of class, and he suddenly reversed his senses, Lao Tzu is not a debate match with you, he can say that there is a fart, and then he said, "I won't talk to you about this, let's talk about your absenteeism today, and now I announce that Ye Liangchen and Xu Wenqi in the first class of the third year of high school are absent from class for no reason, and they will be criticized, and you can go."

Ye Liangchen and Xu Wenqi walked out of the office and walked to their class, Ye Liangchen said: "I'm sorry, Xu Wenqi, I'm sorry to affect you"

"It's okay, don't you just report criticism, and you should be famous. But what you just said is really wonderful, the director was dumbfounded by you, it's amazing! ”

"People are good at being bullied, horses are good at being ridden, where there is oppression, there is resistance, haha!"

"Why didn't I find out before, it's so funny for you to talk a set"

"You didn't find a lot of it, by the way, do you like the style of the pendant?"

"Well, but I'm still a little embarrassed."

"Really? How about you spare me the remaining two things? ”

"Cut~ beautiful you!"