"Hello, this is United Law Firm! Do you need to file a lawsuit? Our firm has the best ...... in Shanghai."

Before he finished speaking, a majestic voice rang on the phone:

"I am from the Department of Foreign Affairs of the Ministry of Commerce of the People's Republic of China, and according to the instructions of my superiors, I hereby send an invitation to your firm. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoPlease send your best barristers who are well versed in American law to Beijing in a week to participate in the lawyer's selection competition. The winner will attend the trial in New York one month later as the plaintiff's lawyer in our country. ”

After speaking, the other side hung up the phone.

This, this is ......

At this moment, all the barristers in the entire law firm were stunned.

Becoming a Plaintiff Lawyer in China? Showcase your professional talent in front of the world?

Mom, that's too much pressure!

If you don't say a word well, or don't say a word well, it will not only be a shame for yourself, but also for the country!

"Lawyer Zhang, why don't you represent our firm in the selection?"

Hearing the suggestion, Lawyer Zhang hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, my English speaking ability is not good." ”

"Lawyer Ning, are you going? You have such good English skills, and you often fight some cross-border lawsuits. ”

The lawyer, surnamed Ning, is a woman in her 40s.

However, when she heard the suggestion, she quickly shook her head: "No, my ability is too poor." ”

Dizzy, you who often fight cross-border lawsuits are incapable, so aren't we weaker chickens?

But listening, Lawyer Ning said timidly: "This time it is a prodigy who is accusing the United States in the United States, and the U.S. government will definitely not be arrested." It's a tricky matter, not only with pressure from a global audience, but also from top barristers in many countries, as well as judges, juries. ”

"And the heads of state and foreign ministers will definitely come to the scene to watch, this pressure ......"

Yes, this time it seems to be a glorious road, but this road is lined with thousands of cliffs. If one is not careful, he will fall to pieces, and public opinion alone will drown.

Hearing this, the lawyers fell silent.

Seeing this, the boss of the firm was anxious.

"This is a political task, and you must choose one of you to represent our firm in Beijing for the competition. It has to be elected today, and if you don't choose it, everyone will not be allowed to leave work! ”

The lawyers were speechless.

Not to mention the entanglement and silence of the barristers, at this time, the Internet in various countries is very lively.

For example, the Russian network.

Countless netizens have flocked to major military, economic, and political forums......

"Go to war! War! Down with the watermelon, down with the US imperialists! ”

"Elect the best and best barristers in Russia, and get all the lawyers from other countries down!"

"Yes, yes! I'm still waiting to win the lawsuit and claim the claim, and I have my share of the claim! ”

The character of the militant nation is well reflected in these netizens.

However, some forums are about other topics. For example, some legal forums.

A netizen majoring in non-law left a message asking: "Why does the report of the Independent have such an exaggerated sentence, 380,000 years, how is this possible?" Moreover, Isn't watermelon a minor? Why should you still be held criminally responsible? ”

As soon as the post was issued, there was a great god to solve the puzzle.

"Over the years, the United States has been introducing new regulations for juvenile delinquency, and the age at which juveniles are subject to significant criminal responsibility has been lowered to 11 years old. And the watermelon happens to be 11 years old. ”

"Also, because the United States has abolished the death penalty, all crimes are converted into sentences. That's why there is such an exaggerated sentence of 380,000 years. Moreover, this data is also because watermelon is a minor, so it has been reduced to a large extent. Otherwise, millions of years in prison are possible. ”

"The economic loss of 38 trillion yuan is only 380,000 years, which is equivalent to 100 million US dollars in one year. Just imagine, if you are an official and only go to prison for one year for embezzling 100 million US dollars, do you think it is cost-effective? ”

As soon as this reply came out, the poster was no longer crooked, and netizens passing by also liked it.

100 million US dollars to go to prison for 1 year, of course it is a good deal!

Not to mention 100 million, 10 million dollars is a good deal, oh no, 10 million is too much. For civilians, $1 million (equivalent to more than 5 million RMB) is worth spending just one year in prison.

Of course, there is a premise for all this, and that is-

Convicted!

Will the White House be tied up? Will the Watermelon Alliance be indifferent?

Of course not!

……

United States. Washington, St. Anthony's Hospital.

A group of mermaids rushed in and walked into the little one's hospital room.

Ike looked up and took a look.

Oh, it turned out to be Hughes!

Hey, why are the Georges here, I haven't seen them for a long time. What are they here for? I'm a key person now, how could Hughes still allow outsiders to come and see me?

A hint of doubt came to Ike's mind.

Just then, a white man in a suit flashed out from behind Mr. and Mrs. George.

As soon as he saw this person, Ike's heart instantly set off a shocking wave.

Damn, how could it be him? Why did he come out again? Tragedy, what's going on outside this month? Why is the top three Barrister Owen in the United States here again?

Am I going to be judged again?

"Hello, little Ike, we're meeting again!" Owen took the lead and walked to the hospital bed and stretched out his hand to the little one. A smile on his face, not a professional smile, but a real smile.

He was so happy, he felt that God was watching over him again.

Haha, I'll just say, there will always be a time when I can use it. The joint court is gone, and the federal juvenile court is back.

Others are afraid of this kind of big scene, but I'm not afraid!

I can't ask for it, so much!

Ike reached out in frustration and shook hands with Barrister Owen. Then he looked at Hughes and seemed to ask, brother, what's going on? You are in the background, you don't seem to be powerful!

At this point, not only Ike looked at Hughes, but Mrs. Williams also looked at Hughes.

Feeling the attention of the two mothers and sons, Hughes looked embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but little Ike needs to go to court this time: federal juvenile court! There are 2.7 billion people who sued Little Ike this time, and 38 trillion in civil claims! ”

what？ How much? You repeat?

"There are 2.7 billion plaintiffs and $38 trillion in civil claims. If convicted, the sentence is at least 380,000 years! ”

Boom!

Mrs. Williams fell to the ground.

Poof!

Ike fell to the hospital bed.

Damn, am I not a child prodigy? Am I not cute? How can so many people sue me?

Is there any heavenly justice in this world, and is there justice in this world?

I'm a child, I'm more wronged than Dou E.

At this moment, Ike finally knew why Barrister Owen came.

It turned out that he was his own defense lawyer.

And why did Mrs. George come? Because they are witnesses, they come to give testimonies.

"Little Ike, don't worry, we will try our best to ensure your innocence!" Hughes's voice was serious, and there seemed to be a bloodthirsty cold light flashing in his eyes.

How? In two steps!

One: Buying witnesses! What if you can't buy it?

Then kill!

Two: Destroy the evidence! What if it can't be destroyed?

Are you kidding?

That night, a fire broke out at the headquarters of the CIA, and the fire destroyed many computers.

According to the investigation, it was caused by a temporary worker's improper operation, which caused a short circuit in the circuit.