Looking at the empty stage, under the spotlight, Wang Jing looked forward to his self-pride, Qian Hao couldn't help but praise secretly.

The stage of Rose Night is not big or small, and there are hundreds of people on weekdays. Although there are no more guests tonight, it is estimated that there are more than 100 guests before them.

In the entire accounting department, there are sixty or seventy people, and on such a stage, listening to the shouts of everyone in the audience, only ten people can be calm and calm, and their faces will not change.

And those who are not only calm, but also able to talk and laugh, the number of people is even smaller. In addition to Qian Hao, it is probably Wang Jing.

Wang Jing was really calm, standing alone under the light, his face was relaxed, no different from usual. Not only that, but he also played with ease, raised the microphone, and pretended to be sad and angry: "I only have one sentence for Qian Hao's behavior, I'm Nima, labor and management are really two dogs."

In a word, the audience burst into laughter.

However, unbeknownst to everyone, this was just the beginning.

No, just when their laughter fell back and they were about to return to normal, Wang Jing raised the microphone again and said serious nonsense: "Don't ask me who the labor and management are, and don't ask me why he is a dog." I, Nima, am not a laborer-capitalist, how can I know? ”

Another sentence caused the audience to burst into laughter. Many people covered their stomachs, bent down with laughter, and some even laughed out of tears.

In the background, Qian Hao couldn't help laughing, but it wasn't so exaggerated. Because of Wang Jing's jokes, they often say in the dormitory, among which "the day is two dogs" is still his creativity.

However, others, such as the girls in the accounting department, heard it for the first time, and they all laughed wildly, slapping the table, covering their stomachs, and leaning back and forth in laughter.

It was Li Ke, the cold goddess who sat alone on the side, and at first glance, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile. Unlike before, this time she kept smiling, and the smile on her face never disappeared.

The first time this paragraph appeared, it was enough for people to be happy.

Wang Jing took in the scene in the audience, and saw that the atmosphere was almost adjusted, so he spoke again: "Okay, after talking about labor and management, let's start." In a word, I'll sing you, OK? ”

After laughing and scolding, Wang Jing suddenly became strict, especially when he said "I'll sing and you listen", his expression was unprecedentedly serious.

Qian Hao knew him and knew that whenever he said "OK", it meant that he had begun to get serious in his heart.

But the others didn't know, except for Ma Wenjie, they were all frolicking and waiting for him to start singing. Not only that, but they stood up and shouted, whistled, and giggled.

There are even people snapping their fingers.

Qian Hao was different from them, he didn't shout, and he didn't have a casual attitude, but took out his mobile phone and clicked on the video......

Wang Jing didn't know anything, otherwise he would have been furious and called me Nima with his eyes. In fact, it is not only Qian Hao who recorded the video, but also Zhu Ling, Yan Jie and others.

This song has accompaniment, and before Qian Hao handed it over to Wang Jing, Wang Jing went to record it. I didn't upload it, so I listened to it myself, but now it comes in handy.

The prelude sounded, the audience began to be quiet, Wang Jing raised the microphone and sang:

"There are some things I've forgotten

But I remember it now

One night my mother asked me

How not happy today

I said in my imagination there was a pair of skateboard shoes

Different, the most fashionable dancing is definitely great

The whole city is searched all over the streets, and there is none

She said that the time she would find in the future would give me the answer

On Sunday I searched again and still didn't find anything

A month later I went to the second city

The people here call it the City of Charm

Soon the night will fall

I think I have to leave

As I was about to leave, I saw a specialty store

That's the skateboarding shoes I want."

Although this song is funny, when the original author sings it, the unskilled pronunciation actually gives people a serious feeling. And it is this seriousness, as if a serious nonsense, that highlights the lyrics of this song.

Now, sung by the powerful Wang Jing, it completely sings that taste. Even, more than that.

And everyone who listened to this song for the first time was really amazed by it and felt that it was quite tasteful. However, in the audience, they still couldn't help muttering, didn't they say that it was a good divine comedy, why is it so normal?

Also, Wang Jing's serious appearance, and the singing is normal until now, so everyone naturally can't tell the difference.

However, just as they were muttering, Wang Jing began to sing to the high ~ tide:

My skateboard shoes are fashionable and fashionable

On the way home, I couldn't help myself

Rub, rub

Rub on this smooth ground

I saw myself in the moonlight

Sometimes far away, sometimes very close

I felt a force drive my steps

With skateboard shoes, you won't be afraid of getting dark

One step, two steps, one step, two steps

Step by step like a minion

Like the pace of the devil

Rub, rub

I beat myself

It was a wonderful moment in my life

I'm going to do my favorite dance

In this beautiful moonlight in this beautiful street

I sue myself that this is true, this is not a dream"

When Wang Jing sang this paragraph, his attitude was still so serious, however, everyone's eyes widened all of a sudden.

The bar, dead silent, even the muttering disappeared.

Qian Hao was recording the video, and when he found this scene, he smiled knowingly, faintly looking forward to everyone's reaction.

The reaction of the crowd did not disappoint him, and after a few seconds of silence, a burst of laughter suddenly broke out. The laughter, like a wave of air, seemed to blow the roof off.

Not only laughed, but they also covered their stomachs and discussed, but they couldn't say a complete sentence because of laughter.

Qian Hao's classmates were also laughing, especially Zhu Ling and Yan Jie, the laughing people flipped on their backs and almost fell to the ground. It was Li Ke, who was also holding his stomach, and his shoulders trembled with laughter.

Xu Cheng in the background, the same, slapped the table with a smile, and kept saying: "Brother-in-law, hahaha, brother-in-law, oops, how did you write this song?" Haha, it's amazing, it's amazing. ”

Xu Ru on the side also smiled exaggeratedly, and tears burst into laughter.

This song, it seems that no one listens to it and doesn't laugh?

Everyone laughed, but Wang Jing was still serious, and continued to sing into the microphone:

"One step, one step, one step, two steps

Step by step like a minion

Like the pace of the devil

Rub, rub

Rub on this smooth ground

Friction like the pace of the devil

Like the pace of the devil

One step, two steps, one step, two steps

Step by step like a minion

Like the pace of the devil

Rub, rub

Rub on this smooth ground

Friction"

With the repeated singing of the high~tide part, everyone laughed more exaggeratedly, and even some people laughed with cramps. For a moment, the whole bar was plunged into a sea of laughter.

The only one who doesn't laugh is Wang Jing, a performer.

After Wang Jing sang it a few times, finally, the song ended with the word "friction". However, although the song is over, everyone in the audience is still laughing.

This laugh doesn't last a few minutes, I'm afraid there is no way to stop.

Sure enough, it took about two minutes before the laughter subsided. However, laughter is low, applause is high. Everyone reacted and immediately burst into thunderous applause.

Not to mention whether this song is vulgar or elegant, just to make them so happy and their hearts are unprecedentedly relaxed, it is worthy of applause.

After the applause, they didn't let Wang Jing step down at all, and while applauding loudly, they shouted in unison to do it again.

When Qian Hao saw this scene, he couldn't help but secretly laugh, and at the same time looked at Wang Jing defiantly. Obviously, he was taking revenge, and his expression was still proud, and Wang Jing gritted his teeth for a while.

Wang Jing didn't know that Qian Hao recorded a video and posted it on Weibo, otherwise he would definitely not just grit his teeth.

Well, he will immediately run down, shout at me Nima, and chase Qian Hao.

Qian Hao posted on Weibo, but he actually hesitated. His identity verified on Weibo, posting such a divine comedy, will definitely cause criticism, and even some fans may not like it.

However, he thought about it, and suddenly he figured it out. If you are not a saint, why should you pretend to be high and let yourself live unhappily? Moreover, even if the saint is noble, there are times when the vulgar is unbearable.

Then why should he be hypocritical, why not be indecent and vulgar, and let others and future generations talk about his reputation.

What hurt is there to him?