Chapter 156 of the text volume marries a sister-in-law as a wife

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"Oh, yes......" The little brother suddenly reacted to something in the middle of speaking, and quickly covered his mouth, he really almost caught Su Zhe's words!

"I don't know. The little brother changed his words and turned to Su Zhe with a wary look. leaking the "newlywed partner" in advance in the variety show is a big taboo!

Su Zhe rolled his eyes, feeling that this buddy was simply too unreasonable, so he stretched out his hand and put his arm around his shoulder, grinning loudly: "Little brother, what do you call it?" ”

"Ginger...... Jiang Canrong. The camera shook, and he was almost caught by a "big man" like Su Zhe, and he seemed a little restrained and panicked.

Su Zhe smiled, patted Jiang Canrong on the shoulder, and then strode out of the bathroom.

The variety show "We Are Married" has a filming cycle that is much longer than that of ordinary programs, and it is common for months and months to be like this.

Take the same season's "Whale Couple" Han Enjing and Li Zhangyu as examples, they joined the program team in April 11, and it is now May 12. A variety show has been filming continuously for more than a year, so it is naturally necessary to pay attention to the mode of getting along with the staff of the program team, after all, it is almost a relationship between looking up and not looking down in the future.

When Su Zhe came out after washing, PD had already run to the next scene with a ticket of staff, and they obviously had other things to do.

In mobile shooting, each guest generally follows a writer and VJ to act together, VJ is responsible for shooting and recording, and the writer is responsible for the idea and plot, and often needs to temporarily change the script and reset the situation according to the impromptu reaction of the guests.

Su Zhe, VJ Kang Chanrong, and writer Luo Tae-ho, the three of them formed a shooting team according to the standard configuration.

……

"It's time to meet the bride." As a writer, Luo Taihao looked at his watch and couldn't help urging.

Su Zhe was still unhurried, and took the trouble to change his clothes one by one in front of the floor-to-ceiling full-length mirror, "How about this one?" He asked the two of them.

"Good, good!" The two of them nodded their heads busily, obviously fed up with Su Zhe's stinky beauty.

"You all said okay?" Su Zhe touched his chin and thought for a while, "Well, that's really better suited than the previous outfit." ”

it, then you ask a hair? The two of them rolled their eyes in unison.

finally "coaxed" Su Zhe to be willing to go out, but as soon as he arrived at the entrance. Su Zhe started to feel wrong again, he took out the heightened insoles out of nowhere, and posed back and forth several times when he stuffed his shoes......

The writer suddenly felt that he had nothing to do with himself, Su Zheguang himself. It's just a moving script.

He really wanted to laugh when he saw the heightened insole, but he couldn't help but speak: "Su Zhexi, you better spare the bride......"

"Huh? What do you mean? Su Zhe didn't understand.

"Remove the heightened insole, let's meet well."

"It's only two centimeters of padding, I've done the math, so that her ears are just right on my chest in her high heels." Su Zhe is "calculating". Explain with a smile.

"She?" Luo Yongtai imagined the picture for a moment, the two of them stood together, the height difference was already cute enough, and Su Zhe even increased his height in the pad, which is forcing girls to "live under the crotch"!

Jiang Canrong, who was carrying the camera, held back a smile, and the camera was about to be unstable. `

"What's wrong?" Su Zhe wondered, is it only allowed for women to wear high heels and not for men to increase their height? How can this be true?

"No, no." The two waved their hands in unison.

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The place where I met the bride turned out to be a small temple on the mountain.

Su Zhe was a little speechless, but fortunately, his body was quite passable, and he didn't feel difficult to climb up and down. But Jiang Canrong, who was carrying the camera, was miserable. In May, the weather was getting hotter, and when he was only halfway up the mountain, this little brother was already sweating profusely.

"How did you pick a place like this? Is it difficult to set up ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties in marrying a daughter-in-law, so I got a moral of going up the knife and going down the oil pot? Su Zhe really wanted to complain about the selection of the filming location of the program team.

"It's the woman's ......"

"Uh, okay." Su Zhe shut up in amusement.

When he arrived at the gate of the small temple, Su Zhe actually saw a "little sister-in-law" "magically". Then it seems that his wife is in the temple, Su Zhe sped up his steps and stepped forward.

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"Morning, sister-in-law. You're going to be a bridesmaid? Su Zhe said, his brain probed into the temple, "The bride is inside?" ”

Small...... Sister-in-law......

What does it mean to be a crit when you meet it? Hey, it's not a sister-in-law, it's a bride! Come on. Please don't look any further inside the temple, the bride is standing here!

Quan Baolan's mental activities are not abundant, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he stammered again: "That...... That ......"

Xiao Budian stretched out his little finger and poked Su Zhe's waist.

"That'...... That ......" is like a cassette, his face is red, and his mouth is open and open and back and forth.

Su Zhe lowered his head and wondered.

"I ...... I'm the bride. "All Baolan's voice is thin and small. If you don't pay attention, you can't hear at all.

"You're the bride?" Su Zhe would rather not hear it himself...... Because after hearing it, he was simply frightened!

Hey, hey, let's be reasonable, how can my bride be you? It's not the same as saying yes!

"Right...... I'm sorry, but please take care of me! Quan Baolan closed his eyes and let go! She shouted loudly like a broken jar, completely two extremes from her thin mosquito just now. She stood up straight, her little hands pressed against the seams of her pants, as if this would ease her tension.

The restrained look looks funny.

What is this meeting between newlyweds? It's Su Zhe's military parade, right......

Su Zhe still doesn't believe in evil, what about his simple Suyan? Where did it go? So he hurriedly turned around and threw an inquiring look at variety show writer Luo Taihao - tell me quickly, this is not true!

Luo Taihao didn't have the courage to hold up the prompt board, as an artifact for the writer to communicate with the guests in the camera, and the dragon and phoenix danced on it.

"Don't be stunned, chat! Ask her if she wants to eat something or something first. `”

is a variety show, and it feels like being remotely controlled to pick up girls......

But is this really okay? Su Zhe still thinks that Quan Baolan is his sister-in-law.

My brain was dizzy, and besides, I had just worked hard to climb up the mountain, and I had to sneak all the way back to the bottom of the mountain because of the writer's bad idea of eating.

So what is the purpose of going up this mountain?

Su Zhe had a bunch of messy things in his head, walked his mind, and strode down the mountain road.

At a certain moment, the shoelaces of Quanbaolan wearing sneakers were loose, and he didn't notice when he squatted down to tie his shoes, and threw Quanbaolan down alone, and walked out more than ten meters away before Luo Taihao, who was stunned, shouted.

"Su Zhexi, Su Zhexi!" Luo Taihao was so anxious that he stomped his feet. How can you continue to shoot in such an embarrassing atmosphere?

"Sapphire Blue! Parang! Luo Taihao reminded.

Su Zhe came back to his senses when he heard the voice, and thought that Luo Taihao was asking him to find some topics to talk about with his female partner, so he spoke:

"Baolan Xi, how did you come up with the idea of setting the meeting place at the entrance of the temple?"

Su Zhe was completely unaware of the disappearance of his female companion. Because she was going to climb the mountain today, Quan Baolan was wearing flat sneakers, and when the two walked side by side, the girl who was too low at an altitude happened to be in the blind spot of Su Zhe's vision. Su Zhe took care of himself and talked to himself.

"Why don't you speak? I won't let you go without giving you a good reason! I struggled to climb up, but I didn't even go into the temple and went down again. There's always a feeling of being played. Su Zhe temporarily put aside his wife's egg pain that was transferred, and started a variety show seriously.

"Sapphire XI?" Su Zhe chattered for a long time, but he didn't expect the other party to react at all, and he couldn't help but twist his neck in surprise and look down slightly.

"Huh?" This look is stupid, Baolan is gone!

Wait, did you fall into a trap dug by hunters in the mountains? Su Zhe's brain was opened.

"Su ...... Su Zhexi. Quan Baolan fastened his shoelaces and panted all the way to catch up, "You, you're walking too fast." ”

"No, why didn't you make a sound?" Su Zhe felt that he was just walking according to the normal degree.

"I tie my shoes." The girl trotted up, her face flushed.

"Remember to say it." Su Zhe remembered that he was talking to himself by himself just now, and it seemed that he had been photographed. Seems a bit stupid......

"I thought you saw me crouching."

I can't even see you when you stand up straight, and you're embarrassed to say squatting? Su Zhe once again wittily grasped a point of complaint.

One meter five stood next to Su Zhe, who had specially cushioned the heightened insole, wearing flat shoes, just like a father taking his little daughter on a trip.

By the way, filming CCM's self-made variety show "Where Did Mom Go" is what it feels like!

, isn't this scene just that when Crispy grows up, I take her to climb the mountain? It is estimated that when Crispy goes to elementary school, she will be able to have the height of Quan Baolan......

"This shot is okay." Luo Taihao followed behind and nodded.

"Okay? The two of them don't call at all! Zhao Meishu, the female writer in charge of the Quanbao Blue script, dismantled the platform.

"It's different if you look at it from another angle, long and short couple, that shot just now has a lot of laughter, isn't it?"

Because he was too short, he couldn't tie his shoelaces and be seen by his long-legged husband. This picture does seem to be a bit funny......

In addition, Su Zhe thought that Quan Baolan was still by his side when he said to himself, and the effect of eating it with it was outstanding.

"Long and short couples?" Zhao Meishu couldn't help but repeat.

"Well, look at the height difference, there are so many couples here. None of them can cross it! The more Luo Taihao spoke, the more energetic he became.

Zhao Meishu helped her head, and could only nod and admit: "Sort of." ”

She suddenly felt a little distressed for Quan Baolan, because this exaggerated height difference was obviously the woman's "credit".

The king of heaven covers the tiger, I am blue and one meter five...... Sure enough, it's true.

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At the foot of the mountain is a chazuke restaurant, probably relatively remote with few customers. When Su Zhe and his entourage entered, it was directly equivalent to a free charter, which happened to be convenient for shooting.

I don't know why, two people always feel embarrassed when they get along, and the picture goes back and forth like this-

Su Zhe glanced at Quan Baolan, and Quan Baolan glanced at Su Zhe, and seemed to have made up their minds to find a random topic to break the dullness, but as soon as they opened their mouths, they happened to bump into each other.

"I ......"

"I ......"

"You first!"

"Oh...... Oh, and this chazuke tastes good. That, I'm done, it's your turn. ”

"Well, it does taste good."

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Then a new round of cold spots.

The two writers were almost dying of urgency watching from the sidelines, do they still have to prepare every line for them?

Didn't they all say that Su Zhe had a strong sense of variety shows? Why doesn't it work as soon as I participate in this variety show that imagines marriage?

In fact, Su Zhe is also wondering, the embarrassment of this egg pain is too discordant!

When he and Quan Baolan usually meet in the company, they are obviously quite able to talk. But why is it that when you get in front of the camera, something is wrong? Is it because of the role substitution of imaginary couples?

All sapphire blue, wife, all sapphire blue, wife, all sapphire blue, wife......

Su Zhe decided to hypnotize himself in the show, because if he couldn't get in, he wouldn't be able to shoot at all.

Before it worked, the meal was finished, and the two of them walked out of the restaurant in a daze.

"You have rice grains in your mouth." Quan Baolan raised his head to look at Su Zhe, and suddenly reminded him loudly.

"Huh? Yes! Su Zhe was about to raise his hand to wipe it off, but was stopped by Luo Taihao.

The writer Zhao Meishu who is her partner is also holding a sign to remind - let Quanbao Blue Xi help!

"I—I'll help you." All sapphire blue is as good as a stream.

In fact, it's because after taking this variety show, the little brain has been dizzy, and now, except for the step-by-step according to the script, everything else is completely gone!

"Uh-huh." Su Zhe responded.

He always felt that the atmosphere was not quite right, and the two of them were like being remotely controlled by two writers on a date.

Su Zhe was distracted by thinking about things, and forgot to bend over to match the girl's height.

Quan Baolan had to stretch out his hand and jump, but it was always a little bit close.

If you ask Su Zhe to squat down a little, won't it be too embarrassing? Quan Baolan shook his head, shook off this thought, and made up his mind to support himself.

She retreated several meters away, and her little feet slammed into her charge, one step, two steps, three steps......

"Da da da", the footsteps are crisp and powerful, it's now, jump!

The little man jumped up high, soared into the sky, and raised his index finger towards Su Zhe's face, as if he was unstoppable.

It's going to poke the rice off, yes!

Closer, closer, poke! Hey? No, it's poked in!

"Ahh - Su Zhe suddenly exclaimed, "Pain, pain, pain! He threw his head back sharply, clutching his nostrils, and his nosebleeds......

The girl looked at Su Zhe, who had a painful face, and then at her little hand with pointed nails, and suddenly panicked: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know your nostrils were so big." ”

"Huh?" Su Zhe almost died of anger when he heard the girl's apology.

Do I have big nostrils? Do you know how to speak? Obviously, you have succeeded in precision guidance, but staring at my nostrils is just stabbing all the time! With such sharp nails, they can be used as a substitute for a sword in fencing events!

Su Zhe took a tissue to plug his bleeding nostrils, and kept complaining.

“nice！ This shot is perfect! Long and short body couples, that's what they want! Luo Taihao clapped his hands in admiration.

"It's really another joke caused by the height difference, it's a classic!" This time, even Zhao Meishu had to nod and admit.

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(ps: In the future, there may often be a change of 4ooo words, which is to put the two chapters of 2ooo words together.) Because sometimes the class is more real or something, and the update time can't be fixed, so just put it together and update it at night. Of course, the amount of updates is the same every day.

Thank you for the whale that doesn't spray water, the fan C Mu Linsen, the otaku is waiting for the book, your dad and father, Ye Zitian Emperor, and the reward of Porphyry Uno~3q3q~)

(To be continued.) )

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