Ying Long, who hasn't tasted the taste of winning LOL for a long time, can't help but turn on the panda live broadcast, hoping that with the help of invincible luck, the process is not important, as long as the result is victory.

At this time, Ying Long was surprised to find that the attention had broken a thousand, and the Buddha jumped over the wall with a reward of 1,000 yuan from a well-wisher, which was really refreshing. Ying Long is very poor, this is true, although his parents are rich and his sisters are rich, but Ying Long is poor.

Alas, Ying Long has never been a learning genius, his memory is not good, and he has not passed the English level 4 exam, but Shuhu College does not require students to give graduation certificates in the English exam. After going to college, English classes and math classes are all words for Ying Long, and he can't read or understand them, but it doesn't affect Ying Long's final exam.

Shuhu College usually accounts for 40% of the total score, and the teachers will make up the scores of some students who fail to 60 points in order to look good, which is needless to say.

Ying Long was abandoned by his family, and he has almost no special skills, does feeding the dog count? Basketball can't be, football can't, tennis can't, and you can play badminton for entertainment. Ying Longti is not good, every semester after running a thousand meters in the physical education exam is tired and half dead, only one meter in his early sevens, and he smokes and drinks, but his personality is really gentle and never loses his temper.

Ying Long, who is useless except for being handsome, has a strong sense of zài in the class, and there is no reason for him to be handsome.

Many senior sisters and sisters and female teachers in Shuhu College have been eyeing the melancholy and handsome Ying Long, but unfortunately Ying Long has not yet come out of the shadow of his first love, and he is not interested in any girl.

Whenever there is an undead girl chasing Ying Long, Ying Long will let the sister out to bite.

After coming and going, after the three roommates all found girlfriends, Ying Long was still a proud single Wang.

"Hello Lucky Dragon, it's live broadcast again, the three songs you sang at night are really amazing, I heard it in a loop now, I can't stop at all, I feel that the whole person is not good, I want to kill you."

"Anchor sauce, look at me, I'm a girl, play in several districts, I have a number in each district, let's open black together."

"This girl, I see that your lips are purple, poisoned deeply, if you don't rescue it in time, it will definitely be life-threatening, but the girl can rest assured, the old man has a thousand-year-old bamboo shoot hidden in his pants, which can solve all diseases, you and I have a fate, today I borrow you, the girl only needs to take it in her mouth, rub it repeatedly, wait for it to swell, and the plaster can be sprayed!"

"Hello God of Song, goodbye God of Song."

Ying Long calmly typed in the live broadcast room, which was very simple: "Singing is too hard, super level play, and now it's dumb." ”

"Six-six-six, the anchor is really bragging and not making drafts, if you play at a super level, those professional singers will hold the husky and cry bitterly, it is simply a god-like natural sound."

"The anchor doesn't cry, it's actually good to be a dumb person, you can pretend to be stupid, I think you have a lot of talent for making mistakes."

"Many years ago, someone told me that when you meet a second goods named Ying Long, you must run away quickly, otherwise you will automatically lose your IQ, become good friends with the second goods, and happily commit two together."

"Ying Long, brother will reward you with five cents, go buy some AD calcium milk to drink, and cure all diseases."

In other words, Ying Long will only play auxiliary, and he has practiced mending knives for a long time with the man-machine, and now if others grab Ying Long's auxiliary position, Ying Long will say a word to mend the knife with fate, and the big move will be fateful, and he will steal life under the tower, and be obscene to the end. There's no way, Ying Long really can't do anything but assist. Ying Long hugged his sister's thigh and entered the five blacks, and someone asked if he could hear it, and Ying Long typed back.

The assists of Ying Long's play are generally more protective and brittle. Ying Long chooses what kind of wind girl, mermaid and the like. Therefore, in order to show Ying Long's strong strength, Ying Long chose Feng Girl, and his sister chose Delevingne. As a result, when reading the strip, Ying Long habitually pressed the keyboard, looked at the ranks of the two sides, and was successfully stunned and became a husky.

Ying Long has been in contact with this game for a long time, there are ten people on both sides of the enemy, nine are bronze ones, one is the strongest king, and Delevin is the sister of the strongest king. Ying Long has indeed never seen the world, and for the first time he and his sister Kaihei played five bronze one weak scum, Ying Long was so excited that he didn't know what to say. But Ying Long looked at his rank again, and instantly cried, Nima Bronze One.

In other words, Ying Long felt that the position of the lower road was specially prepared for the couple party, the friend party, etc. As soon as he went out, Ying Long bought a real eye, which instantly stunned Chu Xiao: "You bought the real eye?" ”

"Hmm!" Ying Long really wanted to ask if he was slippery, but he was not too embarrassed, after all, it was his brother's dignity.

Then my sister said very ruthlessly: "Are you stupid, what's the use of a first-level true eye?" ”

"Why not?" Ying Long was very angry, although his sister was the strongest king, he couldn't despise the bronze slag.

"You, forget it." Chu Xiaoliang wanted to say something, but in the end he was speechless.

"Yes, I usually stick it in the blue triangle grass." Ying Long inserted it there, and instantly wanted to die, but he didn't insert it. I really feel so embarrassed, Ying Long really didn't mean it, and Ying Long didn't know why he didn't insert it, but Ying Long's true eyes were really useless and were cleared by the blind man opposite.

"Are you stupid?" My sister used a declarative sentence, and Ying Long was sure.

Indeed,My sister is different.,Play 666.,Ying Long used to think that Ying Long's ADC could be one and a half hits.,This can be a dozen two! Hey, when Ying Long can have his sister's skills, you can take your sister to fly, take your sister to pretend to compare, think about it and feel cool.

The next road is estimated to be targeted, the ADC on the opposite side was half pressed, and he didn't dare to go out of the tower to replenish the troops, Ying Long was bubbling behind the ADC, and he felt that he could just move the mouse, so Ying Long took a pear to nibble on to moisten his throat.

As a result, four people on the opposite side came down to play mahjong, Ying Long's eye position had just expired, and he hadn't had time to go back to the city to make up for it, Huali was arrested, and because he was holding a pear in his right hand, he didn't have time to put his skills, and he was killed in seconds.

Chu Xiaoliang in the game is a mouth cannon expert: "Are you eating Xiang?" Yarn. ”

Ying Long glanced at the pear in his hand, and couldn't eat it in an instant, so he had to type: "I was wrong." ”

Raise your hands high, Ying Long is guilty.

Anyway, Ying Long made countless small mistakes! Minor bugs! Minor bugs! After that, it was lying to win.

"Hahahaha, the anchor is really slippery, a good assistant, just gnawing pears irresponsibly."

"I seem to know this strongest king, god-like technology, I heard it's a high school girl."

"The anchor doesn't cry, no matter how bad your skills are or how perfunctory your attitude is, after all, you still win by hugging your thighs without compromising means, this luck is really lucky, it's too cheating."