32 Road idiots are not terrible, but they are nymphomaniacs
It's a pity, it's desperate, Ying Long doesn't have the phone number drawn by Liu Qin, only two keys, a large gate and a small door.
Fortunately, Ying Long still remembered the address of Liu's house, as long as he found someone to ask for directions.
Mini Zhu Bajie, that's very high-hearted, leading the two-legged beast around, not afraid of raw at all, very ripe. In the streets and alleys in the afternoon, there are no pets out to hang out, they are all contracted by Bajie.
Ying Long looked left and right, but still gave up the delusion of finding the direction on his own, that is, he came to a small park, and Ying Long, who was on the live broadcast, was very witty and did not let nearly 2,000 viewers find out that he was lost, otherwise he would definitely be ridiculed to the point of exploding, this is not good, Ying Long feels that as a handsome guy, he still has to be a little reserved.
Looking at the Apple mobile phone, Ying Long had a whim, that is, he operated, opened the map of Du Niang, positioned himself, and then entered the name of the community where Liuqin painted it, and the return route appeared happily.
Ying Long, who feels that he is really as witty as a god, accidentally ignored the things that are still in the live broadcast, Ying Long's live broadcast mode is the default camera and mobile phone screen, which means that the iron-clad evidence that Ying Long is lost has been seen by thousands of people, and immediately the audience with active brains jumped out at the speed of light to ridicule.
"Hahaha, the anchor of kindergarten IQ climbed away, just like this, you can't remember it in a frenzy, what use do you really want, no wonder your sister will count you down except for being handsome, there is no use."
"Brother Shenlong, you're so cute, I want to hug you."
"Alas, I deeply believe that at this moment, this pig's heart is secretly scolding his mother's retardation."
"The anchor doesn't cry, kneel down and cry again."
Fortunately, Ying Long didn't see the barrage of this group of sluts, and he met a living person, a living panting woman, a sixteen-year-old beautiful girl with big eyes, pointed chin, and long hair.
Bajie really lived up to this good name, when he saw the girl, he dragged Ying Long and rushed over, and the pig's trotters dared to touch the little beauty's calves. What's even more tangled is that Ying Long, who is holding an Apple mobile phone in his left hand and a pig rope in his right hand, is not as strong as Bajie, a mini pig, and is dragged away, which is really a loss of face as a human being.
The camera is shaking, and the picture of the live broadcast is very nonsense, but the audience that has broken 2,000 will not give up, even if the anchor has been mentally disabled for many years. These people who don't know the truth, before they met Ying Long, never imagined that a person who could be lucky and unlucky to this painful and happy comic realm can really make pigs laugh and cry.
"Little sister, I'm sorry, this pig in my family is more close to people." Ying Long smiled slightly, melancholy and handsome, with fair skin, and even more gentle, he was a good person at first glance, and he was very close to the eyes of strangers.
"It's okay, the little pig is so cute, what's its name?" The little beauty is not afraid of pigs, squatting down softly, touching the pig's head with her delicate little hands, Bajie raised the pig's head and arched the little beauty's little hands with a black pig nose, causing crisp laughter.
"Bajie, Juliani pig." Ying Long deceived the little girl, which was also handy.
"Oh, second senior brother, it's so cute, Bajie come and hug it." The little beauty smiled, especially sunny, with a kind of grace when she raised her hands and feet, and she looked like a good girl with a good upbringing.
Ying Long is very gentlemanly, he did not stand condescendingly and look at the neckline of the little beauty, but squatted down and played with the little beauty talking and laughing. Bajie obviously has a good impression of the little beauty, and is very enthusiastic, corresponding to the dragon, which is the pig's butt.
"Big brother goodbye, I'm leaving." The little beauty is so polite and slightly bent down to say goodbye, and she speaks slowly, very measured, understands human feelings, and is quite stylish.
"Mm-hmm, see you later." Ying Long's words are pure politeness, the little beauty didn't say her name, and the possibility of meeting her again in the future is basically zero, and Ying Long didn't mention his name when she said it.
After seeing the little beauty leave, Ying Long took the mini Zhu Bajie and was about to go back, after looking at the map of Guo Niang just now, Ying Long had already written down the return route, no need to look at it again.
What Ying Long didn't find was that the little beauty secretly took out her pink mobile phone and secretly took several photos of melancholy and handsome even the back, the little beauty felt that this brother was really handsome, and she wanted to marry a little.
After walking for a while, Ying Long temporarily got up and glanced at the Apple mobile phone on his left hand, this is what he remembered was still in the live broadcast, he just looked at what the group of goods in the live broadcast room was talking about, and then Ying Long was shocked, what did he meet just now a star?
"I love Pisces the most, twin sister flowers, it's really super beautiful, cute and polite, the beauty sister is really cute, the anchor is a slut who is lucky enough to be able to touch a pig with my beauty, hum."
"It's weird, why did Pisces go to Longshan City, is there an itinerary?"
"Get out of the way of these pseudo-fans upstairs, let me, a hardcore Pisces fan, tell you scumbags, Pisces was invited by the Longshan City TV station to perform on the platform, it seems to be a fun competition related to college students."
"I'm Yan Fan, I just went to search for Pisces information, this is not a youth beautiful girl idol singing and dancing group that debuted in the summer vacation of July 7 last year, it is said that the chairman of White Pigeon Entertainment who signed the contract is his own mother, and his father is still an official. Twin sister flowers, only sixteen years old, a little girl in high school, really makes people feel enthusiastic when they think about it, and they want to love for a lifetime. ”
Ying Long looked at it and asked very rarely: "The little girl who touched the pig just now is a star?" ”
Quickly, some viewers replied to Ying Long's doubts, and the answer was a matter of course: "The anchor is a pig, that is the sister Han Meiren in the Pisces twin sister flower, and the sister Han Jiaren, both of whom are naturally beautiful and difficult to give up." ”
"Ahem, why haven't I heard of this name? It doesn't seem to be very famous. "Ying Long's IQ is not high, and he has a problem with his emotional intelligence, so he dares to face so many Pisces fans, which means that everyone here, this star is a weak scumbag.
"Little Shenlong, little Shenlong, you are not a human being, but you don't know that Pisces is normal, after all, the fan base is mainly junior high school students and high school students, and although the Han sisters have a three-song debut mini album, the famous one is the first debut song composed by Han Jiaren and lyrics by Han Meiren - School Flower."
"The anchor is not a person, Pisces is a native of Nanhe City, this is the capital of Donghai Province, you are indifferent to the scum of Longshan City, you are definitely not a normal person."
"Forget it, the anchor should go to the doctor as soon as possible, don't give up the treatment!"