189 funny sentences in big stars
Alas. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Looks like we'll have to wait for tomorrow.
With a long sigh, Liu Yu opened the I am a big star sticker.
This is his habit.,After reading the book, you have to see what everyone says in the post bar.,He occasionally goes to the book review area to see.,But because the book review area of Dianniang speaks for experience points.,It's not as free as the post bar.。
As soon as he opened it, Liu Yu looked at the same picture as "I'm a Big Star" on the post bar and frowned, "I really don't know how these bars are managed, even the title of the book can be written incorrectly, the new book of other scholars is that I am really a big star, this post bar is one less word, I am a big star." ”
Chatter is chatter, writing mistakes are mistakes, but there are still a lot of people in the post bar.
"I'll go, can I do this?"
"I didn't want to say anything before, but since I watched the bad guys, watched the years when I was Mr. Yin and Yang, and now I'm really a big star, I just want to say one word to the scholar: Broken Dog!"
"It's bubbling up here after the urging."
"Why hasn't 99x been updated yet? Isn't that the content of this one much faster? Why are Sanshao's novels faster than those on the Internet, but not those of scholars? It's been a morning of brushing, and it hasn't come out yet? ”
99x is a well-known pirated website, and seeing that there are readers of pirated websites to promote, Liu Yu couldn't help but post, "Looking at piracy upstairs? Now that the big star is still in the public period, why not go and watch the genuine version? The reading experience is better. ”
"I'm used to it, I don't want to change."
"It's not difficult to change pages, is it? It's not easy for a scholar to write a book, last time he had already written a book of Mr. Yin and Yang, and a million words in seven days can be regarded as a benefit for us, and this time I still support the scholar. ”
"On the top floor."
"Let's go and see the genuine version, a click and a recommendation are a support for the author."
"It's not that I don't support it, it's just that I'm used to it, I don't want to change it, and Dianniang's update is too slow, like Sanshao's book, obviously other websites have been updated, and Dianniang is updated, why should I go to other websites, and I have to give money."
"Fainted, I talked upstairs for a long time, but in fact, it wasn't for the sake of not paying, what are you doing so much." Some readers are not used to seeing it and stand up.
"Pirate dogs." Another reader has come forward.
"How about I pirate? I'm not convinced, bite me. ”
The problem of piracy is not common, and wars between pirated and genuine readers are not uncommon.
"Only bad things can be pirated, and where can good things be pirated? If the book is really good, there will be fewer pirated readers, and if the book is worse, there will be more and more pirated readers. ”
"I really don't understand why those who look at the genuine version are obviously free, so why should they give money."
"Now there are so many Xiaobaiwen, there are millions of them at every turn, and they are so watery, such a garbage book subscription is a waste of money."
"It's not that I don't want to spend money, it's really that the scholar's book is too watery, from the villain, Mr. Yin and Yang, and the big star this time, the first three or four chapters are already so watery, and besides, I don't chase one or two, but more than a dozen, and it takes fifty or sixty to read it in a day, and it is more than a thousand a month, where do I get so much money."
"How do you have time to watch such rubbish? A chapter is a dime, why can't you even afford a dime? And the one above who chases a dozen books, what you need is not to read books, but to work hard and make more money. ”
"What's wrong with the garbage? Don't look at the garbage, I have time to spray the garbage of the author's book, but I don't have time to spend money, why is it so disgusting, the old pig Zichuan writes so well, and I don't see where there are few pirated readers. ”
"I'll just watch, I'll watch, I'm mad at you genuine dogs."
"Mom=yes, look at piracy and see the superiority, right? Be shameless. ”
"That's it, you bite me, I not only want to read pirated copies, but I will also read pirated copies of all the scholar's books in the future, and I'll be angry with you."
Dragon Sky.
The upload of big stars has also caused heated discussions.
"Fan turned around, I thought I was really a big star and could look better, but I read four chapters yesterday, I was really disappointed, and I bragged = the beginning of the force, it's really bad."
"I also don't like big stars, what are you doing, the system text is the system text, and what another world, it's messy, I can't understand it, and I introduce a bunch of verbose things."
"I don't really want to read it when I hear it said upstairs, I originally wanted to take a look, but I didn't expect it to be such a book, thank you for the drug test upstairs."
"I think it's good, the scholar maintains his usual style, and it's funny."
"Is it funny? I didn't see it, Rory wrote a bunch of words, and finally used Russian, isn't it obvious what is the number of words? ”
"I really don't understand, what can I see in three or four chapters, those people upstairs say that the big star is useless, anyway, I think it's very good-looking, and I'm looking forward to this scholar's innovation."
"Innovation? Is this called innovation? The bad guy is completely a routine, okay, Mr. Yin and Yang, it's even more in the later stage, what is lacking in three or four, this time the big star is even more ridiculous, and the system has opened another world, why don't you directly travel through the past, it's all routines and what kind of innovation? ”
"Sit back and wait to hit the streets."
Next.
Starting Point Editorial Department.
Many editors are sitting in front of the computer waiting for the update of "I'm a Big Star", and they are used to seeing the flow of waste materials, the flow of Xianxia and the rebirth of the city, and then I am really a big star, there is always a feeling of small freshness, and the important thing is that this little freshness is a scoundrel.
Chapter 5 [Accepted!] 】
Chapter 6 [Laundry for the beautiful landlady!] 】
Chapter 7 [First Day at Work]
Chapter 8 [Try "Bad Luck Sticker"!] 】
Chapter 9 [Tian Bin who poured blood mold! ] 】
Just after eight o'clock, the latest content of five chapters appeared in the list of big stars, and for a while, Bai Sugar, who was reviewing the new article, switched the background interface, and Xiaoshui, who was chatting with newcomers, ignored the dialog box, and Honey, who was sorting out the document, also narrowed the interface.
Toggle, click.
Within five minutes, one-third of the editors opened today's latest chapter with the speed of grabbing red envelopes.
"Fame? House? Girlfriend? What a problem! Building? Have you ever seen the world? Can that broken place be inhabited? Can it fit the status of a world celebrity? If you want to live, you can live in a big villa! Tens of thousands of square meters! As for girlfriends? At the very least, it has to be a big beauty like Rao Aimin! A girlfriend? Let's find a girlfriend with this identity? You're scolding me! If I don't go out with three or five big beauties, can I afford to lose that person? You'll have to find at least five! And that's still the starting number! Rolls-Royce cars? Can you not be so humorous! Can you not be so humorous! What if I go out and don't take a tank armored car, someone else assassinates me? Yes? What to do? ”
"In short, he will stand at the pinnacle of world entertainment step by step, people will remember him, and the world will remember his loud and great name - Zhang Jingkong!"
"Some people were bitten by spiders and toxins invaded their bodies, so they became Spider-Man, some people were buried in their bodies by pieces of iron, so they became Iron Man, and some people were with bats all year round, so they became Batman. Well, if these are all scientifically based, Zhang Ye feels ...... In fact, he is a little more likely to become a bubble noodle man! ”
"What people pursue in this life is fame and fortune, Zhang Ye is not greedy, only fame and profit, he will put all his efforts and energy on becoming famous, and go on according to the ultimate goal of "becoming the greatest star in the world" formulated by the game ring! Hard work will always pay off, abandon all desires and just strive for fame, he doesn't believe that he can't be a person! As for other things like money? Oh, what is money, can it be compared to fame? He has always disdained it as dung, and he really doesn't care about money at all, he really doesn't care......
Eh, wait!
Zhang Ye suddenly stopped at the steps west of the station, stepped on something with his foot, and seeing that no one was paying attention, he bent down and picked up a dime paper ticket that he didn't know who threw on the ground, sneakily stuffed it into his pocket, and continued to stride forward.
By the way, where did you just go?
Oh yes! Who told you I couldn't be on the show? Yes? Who told you? ”
One minute passed, two minutes passed, three minutes passed......
The editorial office was quiet like never before, Bai Sugar's cheeks were red, Xiao Shui's shoulders were shaking uncontrollably, his face was bulging with honey, and his whole face was like a bun.
Well, they're just going to be so calm...... Hold on! (To be continued.) )