Chapter 15: The two go on a blind date
The second girl was kicked into the house by her father, and the girl let out an oops.
Zhang Ergou sat on the edge of the kang in the house, and when he found the girl entering the door, he hurriedly came over to help.
"Oh girl, what are you doing here?" He lifted the girl up.
The second girl gave him a blank look and shook his hand away.
Blind date is a formality, in fact, they have known each other since childhood, one lives at the head of the village, and the other lives at the end of the village.
Where the pimple slope fart is bigger, anyone can hear a fart, everyone looks down and doesn't look up, and a few hairs on everyone's body can be found clearly.
Zhang Ergou likes Erya and has liked it since he was a child.
Erya was naughty when she was a child, like a tomboy, and every summer, she liked to go swimming in the pond with boys.
At that time, she took off her clothes and jumped into the pond with Wang Hailiang one after the other, and a wave of joy splashed in the pond.
The water in the pond is not deep, it can only reach the position of the chest, and the second girl giggles and laughs with the boys to fight in the water, hide and seek, and the laughter of boys and girls echoes in the mountains.
But until now, Erya still can't swim, and she almost drowned several times, but Hailiang dived into the water like a carp to save her.
Maybe since then, she has fallen in love with Hailiang.
They swim in the water, and Hailiang's hunting dog, Black Tiger, takes care of the clothes. And Zhang Ergou secretly hid in the grass by the pond to peek.
Zhang Ergou likes to watch Erya take a bath, and Harazi flows with the gurgling river.
Once, when he was peeking, he was discovered by Erya, and Erya shouted: "Brother Hailiang!" Someone peeked at me. ”
Wang Hailiang was furious and ordered the hunting dog Black Tiger: "Black Tiger, go up and bite him!" ”
The black tiger was angry and chased Zhang Ergou far away, and he was dizzy and couldn't find the north and south.
The laughter of Er Ya and Hai Liang in the pond became louder.
Later, when she grew up, Er Ya didn't go into the water, and the eldest girl followed a group of young men to the pond to bathe, and the adults wanted to laugh at them.
Erya hates Zhang Ergou, because this kid is not only attentive, but also very ugly. Rosacea, broom eyebrows, rat eyes, hippopotamus mouth.
I don't know how his father and mother got him out, he doesn't look like his father or mother, but looks like the old king next door to their house.
Everyone said that Zhang Ergou's mother liked to steal people when she was young, and she had been on the kang with many men in the village, and Zhang Ergou should be a wild species.
One acre of sorghum is three and a half quintals, and ten wild seeds are nine bastards. Zhang Ergou is a bastard in Erya's heart.
Sure enough, the bastard came over with a hippie smile and wanted to grab her hand. Erya tried her best to dodge and leaned against the wall.
The girl is like a frightened fawn, frightened and flustered.
Zhang Ergou said: "Erya, don't be afraid, I won't do anything to you?" I am you, and you are not? ”
Zhang Ergou's hippopotamus mouth was not very clear, and he said that love was yes, and Erya almost laughed.
Erya said: "Er dog, I don't belong to you, you are too ugly, and you don't pee like you?" ”
Zhang Ergou said: "Why do I think I am so handsome? It's so handsome that the world is crying ghosts. Erya, you marry me as a daughter-in-law, I promise to be good to you, let's have a child together. ”
Erya didn't pay attention, her eyes were looking out of the door, she was looking for an opportunity to escape.
"Fart! Who is going to have a baby with you? If you want to be beautiful, hold the sow and give birth. ”
Zhang Ergou said: "Erya, why are you like this? What's good about Wang Hailiang? Isn't it just that the village doctor will see a doctor? Help people get injections all day long, touch people's ......"
Erya said: "I just like him, take care of your!" ”
Finally, Erya found a chance to escape.
When the child is on a blind date, the adults of the two families have to sit together and talk, generally the bride price, dowry, and banquet after the marriage.
Zhang Damao, accompanied by matchmaker Sun Shangxiang, followed Aunt Da Xuan into the house, and there was no one in the yard.
The door was open, and taking advantage of this opportunity, Er Ya opened the door and ran, rushed into the yard and ran onto the street, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
The girl was about to rush to Daliang Mountain to find Wang Hailiang, this time she made up her mind that she must follow Brother Hailiang to elope.
found that Erya had run away, Zhang Ergou was very angry, so he chased after him from inside.
Erya ran in front, Zhang Ergou followed behind, and the two of them rushed to the earthen kiln in the south of the village one after the other.
The girl was panting and weak, and finally fell down and threw herself on the snow.
Seeing that there was an opportunity, Zhang Ergou suddenly pounced and hugged Erya in his arms.
"Erya, I rarely die of you, from today on, you will be my daughter-in-law, let's okay, I want to kiss you, bite you, hug you......"
The weak woman was crushed under her, unable to move, and the second girl struggled as hard as she could, but she couldn't break free from the arms of the scoundrel.
She shouted loudly, but it was so far away from the village that no one could hear her.
A string of crystal tears flowed from the girl's big handsome eyes......