(Sorry, the update was late today.) Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoBecause you don't want to see LOL, so Moon Dance rearranged the outline today. ）

Politicians are very well informed, for which ......

The next day, Hillary Clinton announced that she was ill and withdrew from the presidential election. Subsequently, the other competitors also announced that they would withdraw from the race.

At this point, before Ike went to Trump's house as a guest, Trump had already locked in the victory in advance.

However, at the end of the week, Ike still showed up for his appointment on time.

All members of the Trump family were overjoyed by his arrival. And the other guests also shouted in their hearts, today's trip was worthwhile, and they actually saw the legendary little prodigy.

The news of this banquet spread to the outside world through well-intentioned people.

Countless people outside laughed.

"It turns out that our little prodigy is pro-Trump! I said, how come everyone else just got sick and dropped out of the race? ”

"Well, since the little prodigy is all for Old Trump, then I'll vote for him!"

"I voted for him too! Whoever the little prodigy supports, our family will support! ”

And the capital circles, the major consortia have also made the same choice as the people.

"Let Trump be president, I just hope that the little prodigy can continue to lead us to make money in the future!"

"That's right! As long as it can take us to make money, it doesn't matter who is president! ”……

A month later.

Donald Trump was elected president of the United States with 100% of the vote.

As soon as this result came out, the people of the United States were stunned, and the countries of the world were stunned.

Americans are confused because this is 100% of the votes, not a single vote against, not a single abstention, all voted for Trump.

Has this happened since the founding of the country?

No, not once!

Trump has no one before, he made history!

And the countries of the world are lamenting: the influence of the little prodigy on the Americans is too great.

He has gone beyond the Constitution and can decide the outcome of the presidential campaign in one word.

Awesome gods!

Awesome!

……

The next day, Trump took his beautiful daughter to Cambridge again in person to thank the little prodigy for her great help.

In friendly conversations between the two sides, he repeatedly said that he would fulfill his promises.

Ike smiled, believing him.

To this end, Trump asked: "Little prodigy, do you want that land, Asia, Europe, Africa, or South America?" ”

As for North America, Trump didn't say.

North America is the home base of the United States. If the little prodigy wants the land of the Americas, is that still a thing?

At this time, Trump's inquiry was heard.

The smile on Ike's face faded, and a serious color emerged: "What I want is the equator!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Trump gasped, and he asked in a trembling voice: "Whole ...... The entire equator? For...... Why? ”

Seeing Trump's trembling appearance, Ike quickly shook his head and said, "No, it's not the entire equator!" It is the beginning and end of the equator, where there is an equatorial monument. ”

Trump breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was not the entire equator, otherwise he would not be able to afford it, and he would have to rob it when the time came.

But where is the Equatorial Monument?

Trump, a politician and a businessman, is not a geographer, and he doesn't know where the equatorial monument is. So at this time, he turned his head to look at his daughter.

My daughter is the pride of my life, and she understands everything.

It's a pity that she married someone early, otherwise she would have married her to a little prodigy.

"Daddy!" After thinking about it, Ivanka said to her father, "The Equatorial Monument is in Ecuador, about 95 kilometers away from the capital city of Quito. In 1978, it was declared a World Cultural Heritage Site by the United Nations......"

"Ecuador Nation?!"

"Yes, Father!"

At this moment, Trump smiled.

Isn't it just a small country? Lao Tzu went to buy it first, and if he couldn't buy it, Lao Tzu sent troops to destroy it!

Thinking like this, Trump turned to Ike and asked, "How old are you?" ”

"For the time being, it's only a hundred miles away!"

Trump immediately nodded and promised: "Good! ”

When the business was over, everyone began to chat.

Half an hour later, the guests said goodbye. Ike personally escorted them out and watched the guests leave......

White House. Office of the President.

At this time, President Obama was still in office (Trump is already the next president, but he will not take office until 2017).

"Knock knock!"

There was a knock on the door, and the assistant pushed the door open and walked in.

"Report: Here comes Mr. Trump!"

"Let him in!"

"Yes, Mr. President!"

After a while, Trump walked into the office.

"Haha, Mr. Trump, congratulations on becoming the next president!"

"Thank you!"

"Coming to the White House today, what's the matter?"

"I'm here to ask for help from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the little prodigy wants a hundred miles of land from the Equator Monument!"

As the voice fell, Obama stood up suddenly, his face shocked.

What? What do you say? Little Ike wants foreign land? And as soon as you want it, it's a big piece?

"Yes, Ecuador!"

"Why?!" Obama looked embarrassed.

Trump said: "Listen to him, he wants to go to the equator next year to plant trees!" ”

"What tree?"

"Cucumber tree!"

Burst! Burst! Burst!

Obama spat blood, blood splattered three feet......

Nima, what is a cucumber tree called? Is there such a species as the cucumber tree? Is it a cucumber or a tree?

Little Ike, are you kidding me again?

……

"Someone! Come! ”

Hearing Obama's shout, the assistant immediately entered the house.

"Call the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and send a diplomat to Ecuador to say that the United States wants to lease land near the equatorial monument."

"Yes, Mr. President!"

After the assistant agreed, he immediately went out to run errands.

At this point, Obama turned to look at Trump.

"I have a request, and I hope you can do it."

Hearing this, Trump's heart tightened. He understands that this is a political exchange coming. The exchange of interests between the incumbent president and the next president has come.

"Mr. President, please speak!"

"Cucumber Technology, I want 1%! And only 1%, deducted from the share of the United States that you will be in power in the future! This is my private request, please think about it! ”

When the sound fell, Trump was shocked.

He never imagined that Obama would ask for such a request. He had expected Obama to say that the loan money would come out of his own. As a result, the result ......

God, how dare I grant such a request?

What do I want myself?

Seeing this scene, Obama's face instantly sank. In the next moment, he spoke coldly:

"Trump, in your mind, do you think it's my relationship with little Ike? Or are you? ”

"Yes, I can't overturn the results of the presidential election! But ......"

"Where's little Ike? Can he do it? ”

At this moment, endless horror surged into Trump's heart.

Because, Obama was right!

He can't overturn "The Presidential Election" himself, but the little prodigy can! He is the will of the people, he is the capital, he is everything!

All the capital conglomerates in the United States, down to all the ordinary people, hope to benefit from him.

Human beings are all creatures whose interests are paramount!

At this moment, Trump was about to cry.

"Obama, you have a better relationship with the little prodigy than I do! Then why do you bother to embarrass me, you should go to Little Ike and ask for shares! ”

Obama shook his head and said, "It's too late!" The little prodigy said that he would not let private individuals buy cucumbers again! He was a very stubborn kid, and I didn't want to ruin the personal relationship at the end of my term. ”

Trump: "......"

You think I'm a soft persimmon, so you're going to bully me, right?

Nima, Lao Tzu is not scared!

Trump's face suddenly became angry, and he seemed to be about to lash out at Obama.

At this moment, suddenly!

Obama spoke again: "Mr. Hughes, the leader of the Watermelon Alliance and the governor of the moon, has also entrusted me to convey to you one of his personal requests: he wants 3%!" ”

Boom!

Trump fell to the ground in an instant and fainted on the spot...... (To be continued.) )