Written on the front: Although the protagonist of this article has a powerful ability, it is mainly for the convenience of picking up girls and carrying works, and there is no ability war in this article! Note! It's "no"!

No ability wars! There are no demons and monsters, and there is no plot to dominate the earth and fly out of the universe.

When he regained consciousness and learned of his situation, he began to struggle desperately and cautiously.

It's hard to try to change your posture without hurting others.

The most important thing is that if he doesn't work harder, he will become the biggest laughing stock in the army of rebirth------ the only one who is suffocated in his mother's belly by his own breathing instinct.

Yes, Lee Kai-che was reborn, and he was sure that he was reborn in the United States.

As a person who watched movies only and watched Hollywood movies before he was born, watched TV series only watched American dramas, and listened to music most of the time only listened to British and American rock music, it was impossible for him to distinguish the American accent of the doctors and nurses around him.

He even heard a nurse's Old Brooklyn accent in New York.

Listening to that voice, he must still be a black man, right? Li Kaize struggled while analyzing according to the other party's pronunciation and timbre.

What the? You say he worships the ocean? You're really wrong.

Li Kaizhe only touches what he is interested in, regardless of whether he is Chinese or foreign.

For example, he is not interested in opera and Broadway musicals, but he likes Peking opera and Kunqu opera.

Especially Kunqu Opera, he believes that it belongs to the ultimate in elegance and beauty, 10,000 times stronger than opera.

At the same time, he likes cross talk, but he hates two-person turns, he doesn't like Jin Yong but likes Gu Long.

I like ancient poetry, I like Journey to the West, Dream of Red Mansions, but I hate the other two of the four famous novels and all Xianxia novels.

To put it bluntly, he likes pure Chinese ancient style, and he doesn't like Xianxia, a thing that modern people use to force nonsense.

The ancient Chinese culture in his heart has always been the best in the world since its birth.

As for modern things, especially modern art, they are all invented by Westerners, and no matter how good the Chinese play, they are also leftovers.

Therefore, in modern entertainment, Li Kaizhe only likes European and American ones.

Back to business, let's talk about suffocation again, as an adult soul, he still retains the instinct to breathe through his mouth and nose, but obviously he can't breathe through his mouth and nose in this state......

As for some people saying that the umbilical cord provides oxygen or something......

How do I know what state the umbilical cord oxygen supply is?! I just can't breathe, I just feel uncomfortable! Li Kaizhe wanted to scold the street!

When he felt that he was going to suffocate if he didn't breathe anymore, he only felt that his eyes lit up, and as soon as the strength of his body was loosened, he fainted.

I don't know how long it has been, maybe it's a hundred years, maybe it's a moment, anyway, Li Kaize thinks that the time of this black screen is a bit complicated and difficult to describe.

As soon as he woke up, he instinctively began to gasp for air and began to laugh uncontrollably.

Lao Tzu is not dead! Congratulations!

He laughed unscrupulously, and the doctors and nurses in this room, including his biological mother in his life, were a little dumbfounded.

Listening to Li Kaizhe's sound that sounded like laughter compared to crying, the young blonde woman turned her head weakly and looked at the midwife who was already the age of a square dance aunt with an inquiring gaze.

That means: I'm a novice in giving birth to a child, you have a lot of experience, don't lie to me, is it normal for this child to laugh at birth?

The old obstetrician and gynecologist is also rare, and he can understand it instantly with such a large amount of information.

"I can swear to Christ, and for the first time in my life, I've seen babies laugh when they're born." The aunt-level doctor not only looked surprised, but also glanced at the mother with the eyes that you had picked up the treasure.

As a Christian, the newborn in front of me was born with a vision, and after so many years of delivery, it was the first time I saw a child born with a smile.

The good times didn't last long, and in less than five minutes, Li Kaizhe cried loudly in a voice that was louder than the laughter just now.

According to Jewish tradition, newborn male babies are circumcised, commonly known as circumcision.

The original purpose was said to be a ritual of covenant with God. Later, after medical research, male babies were circumcised at birth, which has a particularly "great" benefit for the development of male reproductive organs and health care.

For example, hygiene.

For example, after getting married, you can extend the time or something.

For example, something is very big!

It's grown so big!

It's so big! Anyway, it's big or something......

Knowing this benefit, many non-Jewish families in Europe and the United States began to circumcise their boys according to this custom.

Coincidentally, Li Kaizhe's grandfather in this life was a Chinese soldier, and after the victory of the Anti-Japanese War, he hated the civil war and fled to Australia, came to the United States, and finally married Li Kaizhe's grandmother, a well-known Jewish beauty among the people.

Circumcision has this benefit, when the father's is of course to give the son to get it, this guide zhì Li Kaizhe's father was born with this knife.

Now, when Li Kaizhe couldn't even shout to protest, he was stabbed by the old obstetrician and gynecologist and took down a blood...... It's so painful!

In fact, kosher circumcision is the most scientific, because babies don't remember, they are circumcised, and newborns have a particularly strong metabolism and heal extremely quickly. But Jewish circumcision is performed only after the baby is carried to the church for baptism.

Li Kaizhe is miserable, his paternal side is mainly of Chinese blood, and as soon as the family is combined, the baptism will be exempted, and the circumcision will be simplified in the hospital. As a result, Li Kaizhe was mentally sound and unprepared, and suffered from this knife for life, not to mention, he had to steal the fun.

If you want to spread African tribal circumcision, you can find a place to hit the wall, circumcision at the age of eleven or twelve is trivial, and at the age of eighteen, take off your pants in public and circumcision, and do not take anesthetic...... Ladies and gentlemen, figure out for yourselves how it feels!

That murderous Cheng dù, I really don't want to talk about it!

In other words, Li Kaizhe, who found that he had been knifed, finally knew that he was crying, and the room finally showed an expression of putting down a piece of heart, what to do.

After being stabbed, he knew how to cry, at least it shows that this baby is not a neurotic who only knows how to laugh by nature.

The baby's waking time is limited, and Li Kaizhe endured the sharp pain in his crotch, and when he finally fell asleep, he was also transferred to the nursery for observation.

When is the crotch healed, and when is it out of the nursery.

When Li Kaizhe woke up again, the pain of the fire under his crotch made him feel that he was happiest to faint.

Fortunately, the brain is in the stage of development, and Li Kaizhe has limited time to wake up every day, and the days of healing are not too difficult.

In a trance, it seems that the crotch finally doesn't hurt.

In a trance, it seems that he has left the incubator.

In a trance, it was as if I was back in my mother's arms.

In a trance, he was watched by a group of inhumane onlookers.

I don't know when it will start, Li Kaizhe can think completely.

Li Kaizhe observed that he was born in Los Angeles in 1968, and his family conditions seemed to be on the upper middle class, although his grandfather and grandmother in this life were retired, but the privileged life made them look very young, and they were happy to raise flowers and vegetables every day.

His father was an electrical engineer working for Intel and often traveled back and forth between Santa Clara and Los Angeles.

The mother is of mixed English and German descent, the family ran from Germany to the United States before the outbreak of World War II, although she and her father are Harvard alumni and colleagues of Intel, but now she has a child and quits to become a full-time wife.

There is also an uncle and an aunt living in the family.

In addition, Li Kaizhe not only lived in the villa next to his grandparents in this life, but two of his three uncles lived with his grandparents, and the eldest uncle moved out when he got married, so he lived across the street.

Anyway, you have to remember that the two of them accounted for half of the trip.

From an outsider's point of view, this is the combination of two families that are deeply influenced by the traditional family view of China or Italy, because only the big family of Chinese and Italians will want relatives and friends to live in a villa, which is why the Italian mafia is so bullish.

Relatives who live together every day, as long as they are not too inferior in human nature, naturally have deep feelings.

If you move a finger from my relatives, I will overturn your whole family!

One provoked a nest, referring to the Chinese and the "Chinese people of Europe" ------ Italians.

It can be seen that Li Kaizhe's grandfather is a very charismatic old man, who can have such a deep influence on the people around him, and Shengsheng has made most Westerners in the two families accept the Chinese-style family model.

In the blink of an eye, he turned one year old, and because of the strange laughter at birth, the grandfather and grandfather who believed in Buddhism and Christianity thought that the little grandson was not an ordinary person and must be given a good name.

After tossing for a long time, Li Kaizhe finally jumped out of the two Chinese characters "Kaizhe" in a hurry, but he didn't say anything about the toothless leakage in his mouth, and his lips and tongue were not fully developed, and he was misheard by the stunned second elder as "Kaisa" -----caesar.

As a result, Li Kaizhe originally wanted to use the name of his previous life, but he became Kaiser crookedly.

In fact, Europeans and Americans also have a shy face of names, for example, you can see Westerners with the surname Washington, but it is rare to see someone with the surname Washington and the name George.

There are also very few people in the West who name their sons Napoleon. When you introduce yourself and say that my name is Napoleon, people will ask, what do you look like Napoleon?

It is estimated that the Chinese named their son Cao Cao Liu Bei in one million, and the superstitious saying is that if the name is too strong and too big, it will not survive.

Originally, it was impossible for Li Kaizhe's grandfather and grandfather to set the name "Kaisa", but the little grandson just turned one year old and named himself, this is the Buddha and God in the dark, the child must be a great big man, how can the name "Caesar" not be afforded?

Names aside, Li Kaizhe's parents and other relatives couldn't cry or laugh at the two old men, how could God and Buddha be so coincidental and have time to appear in your child's affairs at the same time?

Anyway, Li Kaizhe will be called Kaiser from now on, and other people's objections are invalid.

In his previous life, Caesar was a Chinese IT migrant worker, and it was only in his thirties that he was able to settle down, and he found an ambitious game company to be responsible for making Zuò console games.

The boss of the company is a second-generation who likes to play games, and when Sony's and Microsoft's game consoles both entered China to open up the market, he took advantage of his own way to get the PS4 and Xbox-One game consoles provided by Sony and Microsoft.

The whole company is in a mood, and they want to take advantage of the opportunity of the host country to at least get a domestic 3A to test the water.

At least it has to be better than "Jiuyang's Miracle", right?

Moba (generally refers to the genre game represented by Dota) is not wise to make MOBA when it stinks on the street, and it is still fucking on the console?

How can a gamepad with a moba be as quick and accurate as a keyboard and mouse?

Although the boss is out of tune and always disappears, he still has this eyesight.

It is clearly stated that Caesar can choose any genre except for MOBA-like games.

The highest level of production in the whole company belongs to Caesar himself, he has two mobile games and one web game, a total of three official production works, as well as a lot of PC platform stand-alone game auxiliary development experience, and everyone else in the company is new to the single-player game industry.

So the boss's expectations naturally fell on Caesar.

What is the result of a gamer plus the identity of a single dog, plus a love for the game?

In order to understand the performance of the host, he stayed up all night fiddling with and testing two development machines, running the engine, making samples, and testing a few times, and after half a month of lack of sleep, Caesar finally died suddenly at his desk in the second half of the night with an espresso.

Coffee spills on both development machines, a flash of fire flashes, and Caesar and both development machines are all gone, leaving only a fire that spreads and causes a global blackout.

At the moment when Caesar died and the coffee spilled, an electric arc pierced the two development machines of PS4 and Xone, attracting an unknown force that absorbed the power of the global power grid in the form of an energy field, and wrapped in Caesar's soul to open the space-time door and disappear.

To sum up, Caesar was reborn with the two development machines, but the energy required to open the space-time gate and transform Caesar's body was too huge.

It wasn't until one time that the static electricity caused by Caesar crawling on the carpet exceeded the bioelectric power of the human body, which woke up the development machine that was integrated with Caesar from its dormant state, and then the development machine released energy again, slowly absorbing a lot of global electricity along the power grid, and finally regained its function.

And as an advanced AI that has been fused with an unknown being, the developer communicates with Caesar for the first time in his consciousness.

With the golden finger in hand, coupled with the melancholy caused by missing his family and friends in his previous life, Caesar finally made a change, no longer pretending to be a well-behaved baby who is loved by everyone, and began to show off his genius child posture unusually, so as to gain more understanding and support from his family.