Chapter 44: God's Brain-Dead Powder
The other party is obviously a foreigner, not only did Caesar not hear clearly, most people didn't hear clearly, it seems that English is mixed with Latin, and it is not clear which country it is, Caesar guessed that it should be a European.
Although Bea was calm, she really had never faced such a rude interruption, and she was a little confused for a while.
Isn't Caesar accustomed to this stinky problem, rudely interrupting others from their legitimate speeches on stage? Caesar "hehe" in his heart.
looked condescendingly at the rude European in the third row of the audience, and the original good-natured banter on the corner of his mouth turned into contempt at the moment.
"Speak English, explain in English why you rudely interrupted others, if you can't speak, I can only ask you out, you are not welcome here." Caesar speaks at a subtle angle with his head tilted, so that he doesn't feel like he's looking at someone through his nostrils, and he accurately expresses that he's looking at a slut.
"My name is Gino Alonso, a priest from the Vatican."
The priest's sudden fluency in English indicated that he had come to find fault, so Caesar held his nerve and just watched him quietly and waited for his next step.
"The beauty of this lady Bea is the only one I have ever seen in my life, but I doubt that she is a real angel, and you must turn a blind eye to her divinity? Can't you see the brilliance she exudes all the time? Including now! It's not some movie special effects! The more Fr. Alonso spoke, the more agitated he became, and he even pointed to Bea on the stage.
Some viewers and some filmmakers once thought that this was hyped up by the producers...... From any point of view, this is to use alternative means to hold the angels!
As a result, Caesar interrupted the men's thoughts with a single "continue".
Caesar's "go-on" is very cold, not cold cold, but cold without any human feelings.
Alonso froze, and he clearly felt Caesar's "furious and quiet" state. He was stunned for a moment, this kind of billionaire anger was not something he could bear as a Vatican priest, but he quickly regained his composure without knowing whether it was the compulsion of the mission or the firmness of his faith.
"I think Miss Bea should go back to the Vatican with me and be investigated by the church, and if she really has divinity, she should serve God instead of showing up in Hollywood and wasting the Lord's gifts."
As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar, and after a long time, it turned out to be a fanatic? It's a lot of fun.
"That's what you're trying to say?" Caesar smiled whimsily.
He thought a lot in a moment, how many other giants in Hollywood? Or is it IBM? Microsoft? Intel? Even Nintendo he went through it in his head.
In order to compete, although these companies often exploit legal loopholes, or simply do not touch the law, but if you think about it, you will not do less disgusting things.
As a result, as soon as this Alonso spoke, Caesar was completely relieved.
This is an unlucky guy who is bewitched by Bea's "divinity" and completely enters the play.
There are always people who say, "If you are serious, you will lose", and as a result, they are criticized.
How can you not be serious? How can a society develop if it is not serious?
The seriousness is commendable, but what is the real point.
Can you watch a movie more seriously? "2012" says that the world is over, and there are only two results for you to be so serious.
First, don't look at it: it's all fake, you really scold other people's films while watching them are too fake, what is the point of you looking at it?
The second is to sell your property to repair the shelter, or simply squander it: you have taken it seriously, it is going to be the end of the world, what is the use of asking for property? It's better to splurge before you die.
Caesar said that if fans were so serious, the movie industry would really not be possible.
"Father Alonso, since you can speak English fluently, you're welcome."
"As a servant of God, I am struck by the difference in your personal cultivation, and Miss Bea's speech was rudely interrupted by you, and you have not reflected on yourself, let alone apologized, until now."
"Also, please take a look at the calendar, or ask the audience friends next to you to remind you, what time is it? Where are you? ”
"This is the New World! Not Europe! It's the eighties of the twentieth century! Not the Middle Ages where witch hunting was popular! Caesar didn't speak fast, his voice was not high, but his anger could be felt by all.
On the surface, it seems to be suppressing anger, but in fact, Caesar is dying of happiness in his heart. What a hype opportunity this is!
(The angel is too perfect and too real, and the Vatican clergy are deluded and believe it to be true, and want to take the heroine to the Holy See for investigation.) )
Caesar even made up the next day's headlines.
"Do you think the authority of the pope can still take precedence over human rights? Do you think it's still the time when you can imprison beautiful women with a title or a crime, and then you clergy can take what they want? ”
"Bring it back for investigation? Did you live a thousand years ago? Faced with this neurosis, Caesar wanted to laugh more and more, and finally even questioned the other party in an aria-like tone.
"I'm sorry for the faux pas, but ......" Alonso is really out of words, because he is deluded by ghosts, or more precisely, by the "divinity" of angels.
Before the film ended, the priest was pondering.
He believes that Bea's "divinity" is not only real, but also extraordinary, and that if Bea becomes the spokesperson of the Vatican's saints and the like, it will not only greatly help the status and image of the Vatican, but also his own status in the Holy See.
The Pope he didn't dare to hope for, the cardinal was still very relaxed.
The cardinal's bright prospect has been affecting his mind like hypnotism, and it is not until the end of the film, when Bea takes the stage, that he realizes that he cannot let Bea show his face in the secular world, let alone let Bea enter Hollywood, because it is not conducive to Bea becoming the spokesman of the Holy See.
The Holy See was once a Hollywood actress? How can this be? The whole world knows what the hell is going on in the film and television industry.
So Father Alonso finally couldn't help but stand up and interrupt Bea's speech. Apparently he regretted it as soon as he opened his mouth, so in a hurry, he wittily changed the whole sentence to Latin except for the first two words.
Caesar didn't care so much, he was happy or happy.
This product came out to stir it up, and Bibea's long testimonials were useful.
Caesar couldn't wait to shout on the spot:
Look! God's brain-dead fans have been touched by Bea's "divinity", what reason do fans have not to come and see this beautiful angel who is so fake and real!?
[For God's sake, ask for votes! ] Collect! 】