Chapter 59: Steps to Domination of the Universe
As soon as I lowered my head and raised my head, the sun had just set at seven or eight o'clock!
There is no time for code words! Wang Qiang patted his head in annoyance, then dialed An Bufan's phone and said, "Fatty, happy birthday!" ”
"Do you remember my birthday? It's not easy! ”
"Nonsense, if I don't remember, how can you receive so much stinky tofu on your birthday every year!"
"! It turned out that it was all delivered by you! I thought it was a girl who had a crush on me! ”
"Get out!" Wang Qiang smiled knowingly, and asked again, "Why didn't you hear the sound of people over there?" Now that the fat and young people don't bother the people on their birthdays? ”
"The tree is falling and scattered, and now the company is struggling, I'm afraid that no one will come to give me a lively birthday!" An Bufan smiled self-deprecatingly.
Wang Qiang was silent for a moment and said, "Why don't you come out and drink some?" ”
"Who's going to pay?"
"Of course it's buddy, I'm here, now we're not short of that little money!"
"It's not easy to make you bleed once, wait, go over immediately!"
"Hmm."
Year after year, the years are unforgiving!
Wang Qiang had just gone downstairs when An Bufan's car drove over.
"Fatty, what's the process today? It's up to you! Wang Qiang sat in the co-pilot's seat and said with a smile.
"Did you bring enough money?" An Bufan glanced at him and asked.
"Now you are so underestimating Brother Qiang?" Wang Qiang took out a golden bank card from his pocket, and said arrogantly, "See, my brother is also a person with a credit card now!" ”
"In this way, I can rest assured, and finally I don't have to be treated as a bully meal anymore!"
“→_→”
Land Rover raged in the 12th Ring Road, and finally stopped at the location of a food stall.
"After graduating from college, I never ate in this kind of place again!" An Bufan sighed.
"After graduating from college, I didn't dare to come to such a high-end consumption place." Wang Qiang said sadly.
“→_→”
"The boss will give me ten big waists first, and my brother will make up for it!" Wang Qiang said with a small shout.
"Okay! Brothers, sit first! The boss wiped the sweat from his forehead and replied with a smile.
An Bufan's head is full of black lines......
The two of them sat down, opened a bottle of wine, scribbled a string, and laughed and talked about interesting things about the university.
Drink and drink more......
"Fatty, do you have a dream?" Wang Qiang asked abruptly.
"Dreams? What's that? Can you eat it? An Bufan cracked his mouth and laughed, and stuffed another waist into his mouth.
"Don't look at how fat you have become, you just remember to eat every day!" Wang Qiang said helplessly, "Do you know donkeys?" In ancient times, people were poor, they couldn't ride horses, they couldn't sit on oxen, so they rode donkeys, but the donkeys didn't go! So, people made a special 'hat' for the donkey, and tied a carrot with a rope in front of it, and if the donkey wanted to eat, he had to run hard! Exhausted from running......"
"A dream is a carrot?" An Bufan asked.
Wang Qiang nodded, took a sip of wine, and said, "The donkey who has not been tempted by carrots means that he is not qualified to be ridden!" A donkey without a hat is not a good donkey. ”
"Qiangzi, when I was in college, why didn't I find out that your jokes were so good!"
The two men touched a glass of wine.
An Bufan looked at the stars in the sky and said, "I also have a dream!" My dream is to be the richest person in the world, so that I won't be so lonely! Even if they're complimenting me for money, it's enough time for me to take it seriously! ”
"To be the richest man?" Wang Qiang burped and said, "This is too simple! Brother Qiang will explain to you now, from ancient times to the present, and give you a careful analysis of the law of success! Make you the most powerful man in the universe! I don't sue him for ordinary people! ”
"Oh? Tell me, if you can make it, I won't be able to treat you badly! ”
"Zhu Yuanzhang found 8 people and established the Ming Dynasty! Mao ZD found 10 marshals and established New China; Jesus found 12 disciples and founded Christianity, one of the world's largest religions. Jack Ma found 18 people and built the world's largest e-commerce empire; Confucius found 72 disciples and established Confucianism to influence the world! Wang Qiang asked incomprehensibly, "Do you see anything from these things?" ”
"What?" An Bufan patted his stomach, "Don't sell it, hurry up." ”
"You first find hundreds of people to build a group, and then use the pyramid scheme model, set up an insurance company, frantically gather funds, hold 58.com, Ganji.com, Alibaba, Tencent, Baidu, Vipshop, JD.com, acquire iQiyi, Sohu, Tudou, Youku, invest in Wanda, establish a private bank, and become the richest man in China.
Then, taking advantage of the advantages of science and technology, they set up multinational corporations, frantically gathered weapons, remotely controlled Europe and the United States, invaded North Russia, conquered Japan in the east, conquered West Asia in the west, destroyed Mongolia in the north, and drew South Asia in the south, controlled Africa and led the Americas, and embraced the four oceans by taking over the two poles. Cultivate virtue and politics inside, go out to the earth, rush into the stars, and dominate the universe! ”
"Oh! Sounds amazing! An Bufan said with his eyes blurred.
"Nonsense! This is the work of many years of painstaking research! Wang Qiang laughed loudly.
"I'll give you full marks for this!" An Bufan also smiled.
Wang Qiang solemnly grabbed the other party's hand, "You shouldn't give me full marks!" For this/awesome, you should give me 82 points! Then give me a review of 666 so it's perfect. ”
“666? What's that? An Bufan asked.
"It's okay! It's okay! Wang Qiang suddenly sobered up and kept silent.
"Actually, I don't have such big dreams!" An Bufan said with a lonely expression, "I just want to get out of the aura of the rich second generation, and then become a small rich businessman, make two dollars, take a good daughter-in-law, have a few children, and then live an ordinary life, just do it." ”
"I also want to have this kind of life!" Wang Qiang also sighed and said.
"It's still good when I was a child, I eat, drink and have fun every day, and I have grown up with so many bad things! Damn! An Bufan scolded.
"Now I wear a mask every day, and I'm so tired of laughing! When I was a child, I laughed when I was happy, cried when I was unhappy, and fought when I encountered a provocative second word, happy and revenge, how cool! Wang Qiang agreed.
"I want to go back to that time!" An Bufan sighed, he knew how extravagant his idea was!
Wang Qiang was about to speak, when he suddenly realized......
"Fatty, do you want to relive that life?" Wang Qiang asked with a grin.
"What's the matter? Can you still turn back time? An Bufan asked with squinted eyes.
"We can make our own web series! Our two brothers are the protagonists! It's a relive of high school life...... Wang Qiang said solemnly.
"What? Want to have fun? An Bufan asked.
"Have fun! Maybe, our brothers can make a pot of gold from it! Wang Qiang said with great interest, "Let's pay 500,000 yuan each, shoot him for 20 episodes first, and the money earned will be half divided at that time!" If the market response is good, let's continue to shoot! ”
"You have a script?"
"You go and watch "The Bad Guy Is. How to make it", if you think it's okay, let's shoot it! Wang Qiang said.
"Brother, you say yes! Let's shoot! Money or something, although my buddy's family is in some difficulties now, I still have 1.8 million yuan! An Bufan patted him on the shoulder, and he was drunk when he spoke.
"You're drunk! Forget it, I'll talk about this later, let's send you home first! Wang Qiang said.
"My driver is waiting there, and my father is afraid that I will drink too much and drive......" An Bufan pointed to the middle-aged man next to him.
"Well, one last word, happy birthday!"
Handing over An Bufan to the driver, Wang Qiang felt dizzy, so he didn't dare to wait for the bus anymore, and took a taxi home......
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