Elizabeth took her dress and ran around the house chasing Caesar, shouting as she ran.

What is "stop, don't run"......

What's "hurry up and stop, or you'll spank ass"......

To Caesar's ears, it's all classic nonsense that is indispensable in the chase of film and television works anyway.

Really, although shouting this kind of thing is more atmospheric, but the fool will stop! Caesar couldn't afford to vomit.

Watching Caesar's little short legs churning upside down, his grandparents, uncles and aunts leaned back happily on the side.

Until Caesar fell, and with a snap, the whole person slapped flat on the ground, and everyone was temporarily silent.

Grandma looked distressed and wanted to go over, but Grandpa grabbed her arm and shook her head to signal Caesar to get up by herself.

Grandma also knew that this was the way that former soldiers educated their children and grandchildren, but she knew that she still couldn't help it.

Elizabeth was stunned for a moment, then rushed over in a hurry, grabbed Caesar and pulled him over, and found the little creature pouting and looking unhappy.

It doesn't seem that the fall hurts at all, but because he complains that he is unlucky, and he must be wearing a skirt again if he falls into the hands of his mother.

Elizabeth didn't immediately force Caesar to change her clothes, and the child was depressed and embarrassed, so it was better to quickly divert his attention.

So Elizabeth picked up a thick stack of full-color original paintings of "Transformers" on the ground.

The full-color cartoon of the machine qì people immediately attracted all the relatives who gathered around. Everyone took a share, found a place in the living room, and began the internal "audit" of the family.

Only grandma took advantage of Grandpa's inattention and pulled Caesar to check it in detail before she was relieved, and then she also pulled Caesar to comfort her for a long time, for fear that Caesar would feel left out.

Caesar wasn't really a kid and certainly didn't feel left out. With such a thick carpet, what can go wrong with a fall?

Such a has to be surrounded by a bunch of adults to ask for warmth? That's how Mary Sue got used to it!

One of the family members held the "Transformers" sketch with his eyes shining, and it was Caesar's uncle.

Caesar's cheap uncle is named Andrews in English, and his Chinese name is Li, his name is Yu, and his character is not introduced. In fact, it is called Li Yu, and the word "don't mind" is another nickname given by Caesar jokingly.

Because Li Yu didn't know which Chinese immigrant to learn this mantra, he "don't mind!" all day long! "Don't mind!"

Anyway, Caesar sounds familiar, but he can't remember which dialect it is.

Because he didn't mind it all day long, it was very annoying to listen to it, so Caesar teased, "Uncle, you can just change your name to Li Beijie." ”

"That's not good, how can the name given by my parents be changed blindly." Li Yu, who seems to be stupid, but is actually coaxing a child, pretends to be very serious.

"Then don't say a word. Grandpa and my dad still have words, and in Chinese tradition, adults must have a word. ”

"Beat you!"

That being said, although the uncle didn't beat Caesar, Li Beijie still called it away in a small area.

Otherwise, some people say that under the condition of maintaining the inheritance of national culture, trying to mix blood can make a nation better and better.

Genetically, the farther away the genes of the two sides of the bond, the greater the probability that the offspring will inherit the superior genes. This means that future generations are smarter and healthier.

Of course, if you go from Huaxia to Los Angeles to marry a local Chinese woman, it will be in vain.

At the very least, you have to have an interracial marriage, and marry a white man or a Latino, which is also considered to be an outlet for the Eight-Nation Coalition incident, isn't it?

Of course, if you marry a white man, have a son, and educate for a long time, you can't speak Chinese...... That's two.

Global integration, nationality really doesn't matter, if you want to do your part for the Chinese bloodline, it's the same anywhere, but if you can't speak Chinese, you're an outsider. Attention, not foreigners, but outsiders.

The most typical is the Jews, Israel was founded, and the American Jewish consortium has not seen any move to Israel. But which country will hit Israel and try? The Jewish consortium was the first to come forward and lobby the U.S. military to enter the war, throwing a lot of money at it.

There are very few purebred Jews in the world, why? Because of their millennia of deportation and massacres, they can only be ethnic with children born to women.

Women marry men of any race, and the children born can be recognized as Jews, as long as you convert to Judaism. You can imagine how complex the genes of Jews are, which is why they are particularly intelligent.

They are united by religious identity, not by blood, similar to the Han Chinese.

This is the case of the Caesar family, which is a multi-ethnic family, with a genetic makeup, and the probability of future generations inheriting excellent genes is particularly high, and there is no mediocre generation in the whole family.

For example, Li Yu, who is a graduate student in electrical and electronic engineering at Stanford, has won the highest scholarship every year since he entered the school, and this guy's curiosity and desire for knowledge are endless.

Caesar had long set his sights on his cheap uncle.

This is the electronic and electrical engineering major in the United States in the 70s, not in the study abroad advertisement 2,000 years later, the Ivy League electrical engineering major is stinky.

After graduating in the 70s, this group of people are the backbone and even the founders of the Internet era of Intel, AMD, Apple, Microsoft, Google, and NVIDIA.

Caesar opened a game company in the future, and the hardware problems were expected to be carried out by his uncle.

Li Yu likes "Transformers" taken out by Caesar from the bottom of his heart.

This guy is a science fiction fan, which may also be a literary romance that is not much for science students.

Now it is not the online world, Li Yu's understanding of science fiction is still limited to the works of Verne and the "RAI Triumvirate", and the impression of "Star Trek" and "the three laws of machine Qì people" These are the lofty science fiction content.

Li Yu is particularly fond of the works of Isaac Asimov, one of the Big Three, especially Steel Kiln, and has an infinite yearning for the content of the reasoning in it, as well as the world background and people described in the book.

Li Yu's taste, at first glance, seeing "Transformers", a mechanical life form that transcends human control and is not made by humans, is simply a subversive shock to him.

Some people say how "Astro Boy" is, but in fact, "Astro Boy" was really not as popular as the legend before the Internet era, and it was not as popular as "Transformers" after the Internet era.

Astro Boy is only respected as a patriarch, compared to the Transformers, Astro Boy is an artificial intelligence made by humans after all, although the anthropomorphic description is very cute, but technically Astro Boy's soul is still a program written by 0 and 1.

And, most importantly, Astro Boy's appearance is not out of the realm of human beings, no matter how you look at it.

Unlike Transformers, the description of "Tinder Source" explains where this silicon-based creature came from and where it died.

What makes Transformers more flattering than Astro Boy is the strong mechanical texture of the form, which completely distinguishes humans from machine people, but they have souls.

It's so fascinating.

Moreover, the biggest difference between the Caesar version and the original is that the timeline and characters are smoother.

After all, the original version was made by Hasbro in order to sell toys, and the promotional video seemed to be something, and it was later continued to be written in order to maximize profits.

After getting the sweetness, Hasbro almost began to make up nonsense, and even many fantasy things such as dark forces, gods and demons were mixed in the derivatives of this science fiction work. Not to mention the confusing copyrights and all sorts of weird versions.

This qiē guide zhì, Transformers as a whole always has a very incongruous sense of chaos after watching it, the characters are messy, not to mention, the plot is also a hammer in the east and a stick in the west.

At the beginning of Caesar's version, he explained that the Supreme Heavenly Monarch had created the Emperor of the Universe, found that it was out of control, and lost the "Magic Divine Orb", a key item dedicated to restraining the Emperor of the Universe.

The Five-Faced Monsters are a race desperate for knowledge and power, and for the sake of enjoyment, they created the planet Cybertron, and at the same time obtained the magic orb left in Cybertron, and used it to create two production lines, military and civilian, to produce slaves and armies for themselves.

However, the greatest characteristic of the Magic Divine Orb is that it catalyzes the creation of souls from mechanical creations, turning the creatures into silicon-based lifeforms with free will.

In the face of repressive rule, it is only a matter of time before the soul is revolted.

Although the civil aircraft qì people are not good in force, their wisdom and learning ability even surpass that of the five-faced monster.

Eventually, the civilian leader Alpha III led all the civilian slaves and a small number of military slaves to overthrow and drive out the five-faced monster.

However, one of the methods used by the Five-Faced Monster to prevent rebellion was to divide and co-opt and create hatred.

When they discovered the signs of rebellion, they made two kinds of slave symbols for the people and forced them to wear them to distinguish between civilian and military use, quietly sowing the seeds of hatred.

After the five-faced monster was finally driven away, the military machine qì people thought that they had the most credit for resisting the five-faced monster because of their strong combat power, and they disobeyed the leadership of the Autobots, and because of the small trick of the five-faced monster slave symbol, the military machine qì people began to rebel.

Since then, the civilian and military have completely broken off, officially renamed the Autobots and Decepticons, and the war between the two sides has continued on the planet Cybertron for tens of thousands of years.

It wasn't until the overwhelmed planet Cybertron ran out of energy and was on the verge of collapse that the Autobots left Cybertron with the key to the magic orb, the "Tinder Source".

Unexpectedly, the Decepticons followed and fought hard, and after the failure of the spacecraft of both sides, they were pulled by gravity towards the earth and crashed.

Eventually, the Cybertron battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons continued to Earth.

This is the beginning of Caesar's revised and abridged new version of "Transformers".

Li Yu was deeply attracted and finally shocked by the grand background and unique character setting of this story.

Ideology aside, just those few detailed exploded pictures of how Optimus Prime transformed from a trailer truck into a machine made Li Beijie feel ashamed and fascinated by being an uncle.

In the face of these shapeshifts, Caesar's family agreed that there was no problem with making them into shapeshifting toys.

Li Yu is even imagining that if the metal material is used to make a zuò Transformers toy...... It's a coveted work of art.

The group of money fans led by Caesar's grandmother had a short meeting with eyes as the main focus and language as the supplement, and finally determined that Elizabeth could use all the resources of the two families to fully operate the related matters of "Transformers".

What makes Caesar feel relieved is that it may be due to the traditional reasons of Westerners, and the cheap mother in this life still respects her little child very much.

Seeing her crouch down and cautiously ask for advice from herself, Caesar was moved and decided to offer some ideas.

He worked hard for a long time, deliberately used a very naïve demeanor, very childish words, and seemed to be extremely immature ideas, and sweated all over the flickering, and finally let his family draw inferences and summarize some plans.

This story is definitely a series of stories at the level of gold-sucking monsters.

This money should be earned step by step, and the comic strip should be published first, preferably in full color pages.

Then the cartoons that are broadcast for a long time will make another profit.

As a complement to the long-term animated film, Cybertron Wars makes another profit for animated films that serve as a prequel to the selling point.

Then there is the big piece of sales of toys, clothing and other peripherals.

As for the game and McBell's version of the Transformers movie, Caesar didn't mention it at all.

These things are simply incomprehensible to people in the seventies.