Chapter 16 Dog Officer County Order
Seeing Yan Song's ugly face, Zhao Ruoxin really almost couldn't hold back and slapped him directly, there is nothing wrong with being an official thinking about himself.
As the saying goes, people die for money, birds die for food, and to do things for the people with heart, it must also be established in the case of abundant food and clothing.
But Yan Song's method of eating people without spitting out bones, asking questions through guò ascending to the court, eating both the defendant and the plaintiff, she really can't accept it.
For the time being, I haven't come up with any effective way to solve the problem of silver, and I can't just turn my face with all my colleagues and lose other people's jobs, the amount of information seems to be very large, and the gene chip in my brain is still computing rapidly, and I haven't calculated a useful result for a long time.
Yan Song smeared and flew sideways, and said a lot of bad ideas that hurt people and were not good.
Zhao Ruoxin waved her hand helplessly: "As soon as the matter is concerned, Lord Yan and a few adults will do it for the official in the past few days, and move all the official documents to the official's back house in the past few days, and wait for the official to come up with an idea, and then deal with it as appropriate." ”
Zhao Ruoxin put down this sentence, frowned deeply, and immediately left Yan Song and went to the backyard of the county office.
As the newly appointed county magistrate, the backyard of the county government is the mansion of the county magistrate, of course, this is the practice of the imperial court, and the rich county magistrate can also buy a mansion outside.
Obviously, Zhao Ruoxin is not the category of rich people, so she can only enjoy this benefit as a county order.
In the study room in the backyard of the county government, thick paperwork has been piled up with bookcases, and oil lamps have been added three times.
At this moment, Zhao Ruoxin looked at the official documents on the table intently, and she didn't even notice that Chu Fengniang came in to add water and hot tea several times.
Looking at the old official documents one after another, Zhao Ruoxin's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and suddenly, she slapped the official document she had just finished reading on the table with a snap, and said angrily: "Bastard, this Lu Zhiyun is simply a bastard, and such a person can be promoted?" You should have killed him directly..."
Chu Fengniang next to her asked carefully: "Xianggong, what's wrong with you." Since you became the county magistrate of Qiushuang County, the slave family has never seen you smile, did you encounter any difficulties? ”
Zhao Ruoxin took a sip of the tea next to her, and she was indignant: "Look at it." Look at it, this damn Lu Zhiyun, the bridge of Xia Yuhe was obviously issued by the imperial court three years ago, and the transfer was allocated, but he didn't start construction for three years. Also, this year, the imperial court will send someone to check the progress of the project, oh... He was good, he filled his own pockets, he didn't do anything, he just patted his ass and left, and such an official was promoted to the governor of the state government, and I don't know if the eyes of those people in the court have long feet. ”
Chu Fengniang smiled softly, and said softly: "The slave family knows that you are the most capable, since Lord Lu can't do it." Xianggong, you just do it, don't you just build a bridge, he doesn't repair it, let's repair it ourselves! ”
"Fix it yourself?"
Zhao Ruoxin shook her head helplessly, and glanced at Chu Fengniang with her eyes white: "You are right, build 10,000 taels of bridges, 30,000 taels of roads, by the way, there is also the collection of military rations, and the reservoir must be repaired." More than 200 people in the county government pay money every month, and all of them cost money, do you know how much money we have left in our treasury now? ”
When Chu Fengniang heard Zhao Ruoxin say this, the smile on her face also sank. When I heard that it was money, I seemed to be very interested, and asked in a low voice, "How much?" ”
"More than nine hundred taels! More than nine hundred taels! Even this month's money can't be opened, you say this... Isn't that going to worry about me? Hey~ This broken county government is a complete mess! ”
Zhao Ruoxin sighed for a while, after speaking. She didn't have time to pay attention to Chu Fengniang's reaction, so she waved her hand directly, picked up another official document on the table and read it, and said casually: "It's already late at night, lady, you should rest early!" ”
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Time passed quickly, and I don't know how long it took, when Zhao Ruoxin put down the official document in her hand again, Chu Fengniang in the room didn't know when she left.
She sighed loudly, leaned back on the back of the chair and muttered: "Made, when my sister has studied all the official documents, if she can't think of a way to make money, her sister will run away, anyway, my sister will not do this kind of thing that harms the people, and what my sister hated most before crossing was the corrupt officials who hurt the people, and now it's my sister's turn, and my sister won't do such a dirty thing if she is killed...
Old man Chengwang, my sister knows that you are also kind, and I want my sister to make up for it after she has done a good job, but this is not a matter of one or two thousand taels, it is 100,000 taels at every turn, and it is impossible for my sister to be a fairy to conjure up so much silver in a short period of time! ”
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Time flies, and by the time Zhao Ruoxin finished reading all the official documents, three days had passed, and although she had finished reading the official documents, she still hadn't thought of how to make so much money quickly.
She was already dead, and her mind was already thinking about how to run away again, but at this time, the gene chip that had not reacted in her brain for a long time finally came with the news.
Doodle... The expression of gene information has been completed by 10%, the intelligent system has been successfully upgraded, and the intelligence of gene chips has reached the first level.
Well! Ten percent done with the expression? Oh my God, 0.01% was already very ungodly, and now it's 10%, shouldn't it be even more bullish.
At the moment, Zhao Ruoxin didn't notice that since she complained to Chu Fengniang for a while that night, her lady never appeared again, and hurriedly entered the situation in Qiushuang County into the upgraded gene chip for calculation.
Sure enough, the upgraded gene chip is indeed very good, and it took absolutely not a second for a lot of coping methods to jump out of my mind, and there was an intelligent voice broadcast in my head in time:
The best way to make money: white wolf with empty gloves.
The specific method is as follows: take advantage of the inconvenient transportation situation in this era to make a fake bank, first of all, prepare 1,000 taels of cash as props, and rent stores as outlets in Qiushuang County, Gongping County, Zhenghuai County, Maiyuan County and other surrounding districts and counties. Secondly, the county selects people who can speak well for training, lobbying the people of various counties, especially rich businessmen to save money, offering lucrative interest as a temptation, saving money locally, withdrawing money from other places, reducing the risk of intermediate transportation, and not charging any handling fee, if conditions permit, the scam can be made bigger. From the county seat to the state capital, and even all over the country.
In the end, after preparing for 100,000 taels of silver, the fake bank disappeared directly out of thin air. Congratulations, at this time, you have successfully cheated money, you can choose to be chased by the creditor and killed, or circle the money and run away, and get away for a lifetime!
After reading the analysis results given by this upgraded gene chip. Zhao Ruoxin secretly smacked her tongue, and was depressed in her heart, and said secretly, Made, it's really awesome, before the upgrade, my sister pit the Chuyang Palace, which has been chased all over the world, you are good, after the upgrade, you will directly pit the national businessmen, Niu Cha! Sure enough, it is worthy of the upgraded system.
There is this method. It's better than nothing, although it's also a bad idea, but it's obviously much stronger than Yan Song's bloody method before!
Zhao Ruoxin's heart was relieved, and she stretched out her tired arm and came out of the study.
After a few turns in the backyard, she didn't find Chu Fengniang, let alone Chu Xun, Zhao Ruoxin muttered in her heart, thinking that she was stumped to hear that her sister was short of money that night, and this stupid girl wouldn't go back to Chu's village to sell her property.
She walked around the yard several times, and finally saw a newly bought maid, Xiaocui. immediately called her: "Xiaocui, do you know where Madame went?" ”
Xiaocui was so busy that she was sweating finely, and she was complaining in her heart that Zhao Ruoxin was a county order, and she was the only one in the family. It's too picky, and the work you do every day is tiring to death.
I had just finished cleaning such a large yard, and I was going to cook for the county magistrate in a hurry, and I was so aggrieved that I wanted to go crazy, and when I heard Zhao Ruoxin shout like this, Xiaocui shuddered. brushed his sleeves and wiped his sweat, and said crampedly: "Master... Slave and maid, I'm going to cook for you..."
Zhao Ruoxin didn't notice the little girl's thoughts, stopped her and asked, "Where is Madame?" ”
Xiao Cui's head shook like a rattle, and she said in a daze: "In the middle of the night three days ago, Mrs. and Mrs. called a large group of people to go out. ”
After thinking about it, Xiao Cui said again: "By the way, Xiao Cui saw that Mrs. and Mrs. Tai were wearing armor and bringing weapons, well, such a long big knife, a lot of horses, but where Xiao Cui didn't know..."
As soon as she heard that she was wearing armor, Zhao Ruoxin's head was a black line, and she glared in her heart, and said in her heart, it's over, this dead girl won't go to grab silver for her sister again, last time she killed the new county order, don't make any big trouble for her sister this time, I'm angry, I finally don't come to toss my sister these days, so I went out to make trouble for my sister, my lady, can't you stop it.
Zhao Ruoxin was anxious, worried that Chu Fengniang would cause a big disaster, and worried that Yan Song and these corrupt officials would pull her to the hall when she walked through the main gate, so she rushed out from behind.
However, as soon as she walked out the back door, she was greeted by several rotten eggs swishing at her.
Reaching out and touching it, there was a foul smell, which completely smashed Zhao Ruoxin into a daze, and she was suddenly furious: "Who? Who did this to you? Do you know that this official is the county commander of Autumn Frost City, even this official dares to fight! ”
In the corner of the alley, a few white-haired people came out, and when they saw Zhao Ruoxin's rotten eggs that had been smashed, they were still very angry, and they grabbed the rotten vegetable leaves that had been prepared long ago and smashed them again: "County order? It's your county order that beats you, and you are a dog official, a corrupt official..."
Zhao Ruoxin hugged her head and ran around, confused: "What the hell, this official has just taken office, why is he a dog official, a corrupt official?" Misunderstand... Everyone is definitely misunderstood..."
Someone in the crowd snorted coldly: "Don't pretend to be wronged, hum..."
Someone smashed up a notice that was obviously stamped with the county government's big seal, and said hatefully: "Look at it yourself, didn't you do it?" What are you talking about rectifying the market, we want all the shops in the city to close, and we must reopen according to the requirements of your new county order..."
An old man in luxurious clothes squeezed up in the crowd, and he also gritted his teeth: "You dog official, yesterday the old man went to the yamen to find Master Yan, and it was not okay to give him a hundred taels of silver, Lord Yan said, there is a thousand taels of silver missing, and the new county order is eye-catching, everyone comes to evaluate and evaluate, the old man is a small shop doing longevity business, just this one hundred taels, all of them are already all belongings, everyone comes to take a look at this dog official who eats people and does not spit out bones..."
Someone else answered: "Shopkeeper Huang, you are already good, but you still have a shop, Xiao Lao'er is a small stall selling fruits on the street, Lord Yan said that this dog official said that if there is less than 10,000 taels of silver, let Xiao Lao'er not open his mouth, oh my God!" Everyone is here to evaluate the theory, 10,000 taels! Xiao Lao'er has never seen so much money in his ten lifetimes! This damn dog officer, this is trying to force us to death! ”
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In this way, even before Zhao Ruoxin said a word, the surrounding businessmen and people had already counted no less than a hundred major sins for her!
Grass! Damn Yan Song, it's only been three days, and you have aroused such a lot of public anger, are you trying to force your sister to death?
There is no way, the law does not blame the public, besides, Yan Song's repeated requests for bribes are all in the name of Zhao Ruoxin's new county order, although Zhao Ruoxin does not know, but there is nothing wrong with these people.
Raise your arms and shout: "Don't panic, everyone... Whether you believe it or not, the official really doesn't know anything about this, please give the official a day, and I will give you a clear answer tomorrow. ”
After this shout, the rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs flying all over the sky smashed again.
A lame man in the crowd screamed miserably: "Kill this dog official, everyone will give a comment, my second insect family lost a goose yesterday, suspected that it was done by a beggar outside the city, and today I went to the government to complain...
Black... It's really dark! This dog official asked me to pay a hundred taels of silver before talking about the case, and then I said it! Then if we don't sue us, will it be successful?
Then Lord Yan of the county government said that my two insects fooled the government, and I had to pay three hundred taels of attendance fees, lost work expenses, and the small ones had no money, so he broke one of my two insects' legs! ”
Zhao Ruoxin stared at it, and suddenly a cold sweat broke out, and she saw that the screaming man in the crowd was covered in blood, and it was really miserable that she couldn't be more miserable.
The people who came up around were excited again.
it! This group of wine bags and rice bags is really unwilling to kill my sister! Yan Song, Yan Song, sister didn't dig your ancestral grave, do you need to hurt your sister so much.
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finally squeezed out of the crowd, Zhao Ruoxin didn't have time to change the sloppy stains, and immediately went to the court in anger.
As soon as he walked to the county government hall and glanced at it, Zhao Ruoxin almost fainted, it was only one morning, and the court had been beaten to sleep with blood, but Yan Song, as the initiator, was very majestic and sat on the throne of the county order, half-squinting his eyes and constantly playing with his pitiful three beards.
"Stop it all for the official!"
Zhao Ruoxin was furious, and was about to scold this damn master, but unexpectedly, Xiaocui, the maid in the backyard, hurriedly ran over again: "Master, master, Mrs. is back..."
"Come back, come back, you go back first, the master is doing business here..."
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