Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf from EXO (I)
It is said that one day in the dormitory of EXO-M, several wolf cubs were watching TV. "Lu Han, what are you looking at!"
Zhang Yixing walked in from the door.
"The CD of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf is really childish enough."
Huang Zitao said disgustedly on the side.
"Peach, do you know what I am supporting domestic production, which is naïve. The most naïve of us is you. ”
Lu Han still stared at the TV without blinking.
"I'm naïve, I'm a few years old. It's not enough to pretend to be cute, but still pretending to be tender here. ”
Huang Zitao retorted unconvinced.
“NO。 NO。 How can you say that I pretend to be cute and tender! Pleasant goat and gray wolf are good or bad for all ages. ”
Lu Han snapped the snack in his mouth.
Zhang Yixing listened to their conversation and complained in his heart.
You are both naïve, don't say anything about anyone.
But why are the snacks on the table so familiar, so like the ones I bought.
Lu Han, this guy took me snacks again.
"This is what I bought!"
Zhang Yixing snatched the snack from Lu Han's hand.
Lu Han saw that his snacks were robbed, so he stretched out his hand to Huang Zitao's snacks.
"Captain, you see Lu Han bullying me."
Huang Zitao complained to Wu Yifan next to him.
Wu Yifan, who was reading the magazine, looked at these two goods, raised his head and looked down again.
I didn't want to pay attention to it, but I couldn't resist Huang Zitao's coquettishness, so I had to get up and take a few bags of snacks from the place where Zhang Yixing put snacks and put them on the table.
"Captain is the best, Brynblin."
Huang Zitao happily moved to the snacks on the table.
The rest of the people who were sitting next to them also started moving.
'LAY, WHY DON'T YOU EAT.
XIUMIN ASKED CURIOUSLY, STARING AT THE SNACKS, ZHANG YIXING DIDN'T MOVE.
ZHANG YIXING HEARD XIUMIN'S QUESTION AND ANSWER AND DID NOT SPEAK.
just looked at Wu Yifan with a melancholy gaze.
I said Lao Wu, you make Peaches happy, why do you take my snacks instead of your own.
'I just spoke Korean, was it hard to understand!'
WHY DID LAY IGNORE ME.
XIUMIN ON THE SIDE ASKED CHEN NEXT TO HIM.
'Nope!
Maybe Brother LAY isn't playing JGP and didn't hear what you're saying, so you don't have to care!
CHEN SAID ABOUT ZHANG YIXING'S SITUATION.
"Balls, balls."
The sound of Dandans came over the TV.
"Lu Han, you call me."
Zhang Yixing reflexively asked Lu Han after hearing it.
"Haha, balls, balls. Yes, I call you, Dandanjun, your eggs don't hurt. ”
When Lu Han heard it, he smiled unceremoniously.
"That's right, Dandan. You said that if you bring us EXO into the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf, who will each of them be? ”
Lu Han suddenly asked Zhang Yixing.
"I know, LAY must be a ball."
Huang Zitao interjected after hearing their conversation.
“,,,”
Zhang Yixing's head is full of black lines, I don't take you like this.
Isn't it just a stage name!
"Then you're a boiling sheep."
Zhang Yixing heard Huang Zitao say about him, so he also fought back.
"Why"
Lu Han asked Zhang Yixing.
"Because of the dark skin."
Zhang Yixing said the answer.
“,,,,”
So after hearing the reason, it was Huang Zitao's turn to have a black line.
"It's clear that KAI is darker than me."
Huang Zitao pulled out his younger brother, who was half a year younger than him.
"KAI loves to sleep and can sleep anytime, anywhere. And it's the Lord who didn't even know about him when he fell from the stairs. So he's a lazy sheep. Or maybe you want to swap things with him. ”
Zhang Yixing analyzes the characteristics of KAI.
"Then forget it"
Huang Zitao thought about the white and tender appearance of the lazy sheep for a while, and immediately dispelled his thoughts, the boiling sheep sheep is at least considered robust among those sheep.
"What about me! What about me! ”
AFTER LISTENING TO WU YIFAN'S EXPLANATION, CHEN ON THE SIDE STRETCHED OUT HIS HAND AND ASKED.
"HOW ABOUT CHEN'S FLAT-MOUTHED LUN."
Zhang Yixing said with a stern face, but in exchange for Huang Zitao's laughter.
Flat-billed Lun, ha, that duck.
Zhang Yixing: Your imagination is really good.
"What's that?"
CHEN ASKED, PUZZLED.
'Because of CHEN, you sing well.
LAY, that's what you say.
Because Flat-mouthed Lun also sings very well.
LU HAN EXPLAINED TO CHEN IN KOREAN.
"THANKS, WHAT ABOUT BROTHER XUIMIN!"
CHEN SAID THANK YOU EMBARRASSEDLY, AND THEN ASKED THE BROTHER NEXT TO HIM.
"BROTHER XIUMIN, IT'S A KNIFE SHEEP!"
Huang Zitao snatched the words and said.
"Why?"
XIUMIN ASKED HUANG ZITAO WITH A PUFFED FACE.
"Because I've lost weight recently, I've slimmed down from buns to dumplings. So it should be a knife sheep. ”
Huang Zitao said as a matter of course.
A few who heard it reluctantly accepted what he had to say.
"WHAT ABOUT KRIS!"
XIUMIN ASKED WU YIFAN, WHO WAS TRANSLATING WITH THEM ON THE SIDE.
"I think Lao Wu should be a pleasant goat."
Zhang Yixing looked at Wu Yifan and said, and then accepted an appreciative look.