Chapter 118: The Demon is a Foot High
"Okay, your silence means acquiescence!" Ma Lie glared at him angrily and preemptively said, "Now, I will help you clean up this garbage, you should thank me." "Words, feelings, first, http://www.Klxsw.com
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Kong Qide hurriedly said: "You ......"
Ma Lie waved his hand and grabbed again: "Okay, I have never taken this little thing to heart, and you don't have to thank me." You don't have much time, it's time to give me the jackpot I won. ”
"Remember, the prize I just drew is not a condom, let alone a sanitary napkin used by Nima, a prize worth six million, hurry up and redeem it for me!"
"I ......"
"You don't have a choice!" Song Qi flicked his sleeves, showed off his four-pack abs, gritted his teeth and shouted: "Do you want to play tricks, you don't believe it, believe it or not, Song Qi will immediately stop you from being a little brother!" ”
Kong Qide said outside the strong middle: "You dare! ”
"Boss Kong!" Lu Xueling stood up suddenly, swept away the shy and frightened appearance just now, and said lightly: "People are indeed serious eight hundred lottery prizes, if you don't want to tell the truth, then give him the prize!" ”
"Miss Lu, why are you ......" Halfway through the words, Kong Qide secretly glanced at herself, recalled what she just said, and changed her words: "Eh, Miss Lu, in your opinion?" ”
Lu Xueling said calmly: "The lottery held by Boss Kong, I have never seen someone draw so many prizes. ”
Kong Qide knew that she was talking for herself, and immediately chimed in: "Yes, I really haven't heard of it. ”
Lu Xueling nodded and said, "Well, first of all, Miss Ben would like to congratulate Mr. Ma on his luck today and winning a reward of more than six million, which is really gratifying." ”
"Thank you!" Ma Lie thanked her slightly. But I couldn't guess the other party's intentions in my heart. But for the sake of her delicate and watery face, as a normal man, I praised her for her whispers.
"No thanks!"
Lu Xueling changed his words and said: "Mr. Ma, you should know that the lottery held by Boss Kong is a type of welfare lottery. According to the relevant welfare lottery tax law in China, Mr. Ma's lottery prize has exceeded five million, and 31% of the tax must be deducted, Mr. Ma can have questions? ”
"Well, that seems right!" If it weren't for her reminder, Ma Lie would have really forgotten to pay taxes.
"Since Mr. Ma is an understanding person, I don't need to remind him more!" Lu Xueling turned to Kong Qide and said with a wink: "Boss Kong, the lottery is hosted by you, how to deduct taxes collectively and how to issue rewards, I think you should know better than me!" ”
"Uh, yes, I know that!" Having said that, Kong Qide's head couldn't guess the meaning of Lu Xueling's words at all.
Ma Lie couldn't figure it out, and asked curiously: "Boss Kong, you did the event, you can do it yourself on how to deduct taxes." ”
"How did you deduct it?" Kong Qide frowned and was puzzled, still unable to guess what medicine Lu Xueling bought in the gourd. It is not difficult to deduct tax, and it is enough to deduct a part of it in accordance with the tax regulations. However, Marlie still took most of the prizes.
It was too far from Lu Xueling's previous promise to himself, Kong Qide couldn't figure it out for a while, and kicked the ball to Lu Xueling again.
Lu Xueling glanced at him and said in a deep voice: "How to deduct taxes, do you still want me to help you deduct them, of course you went to the tax bureau to handle it." ”
"Uh, yes, go to the tax office!" After her little bit, Kong Qide's brain opened up, and he suddenly said: "Ma Lie, I will give you the prize you won, but you have to go through the relevant certificates to come back." ”
Ma Lie stared at Lu Xueling's eyes and said in a deep voice, "Relevant proof? ”
Kong Qide said: "Yes, you go to the customs department to complete the formalities, and I will help you keep your reward intact!" ”
Ma Lie frowned and said, "Which department is the relevant department, and which is the relevant certificate?" ”
Kong Qide said proudly: "Then I don't know, figure it out yourself!" ”
Song Qi saw this stalk they had used, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "The surname Kong, if you want to repay the debt, just say it, if you want to dump people like monkeys, no way!" ”
Seeing Ma Lie's angry appearance, Kong Qide felt happy, and instantly regained his innate arrogance, and sneered: "Ma Lie, from beginning to end, I haven't said half a word about the account, don't just spew blood." ”
"I'm ahead of me, as long as you complete the relevant procedures, the rewards will be given! If you can't do it, then I'm sorry! ”
"Fuck you!" Song Qi couldn't swallow this evil breath, gritted his teeth and asked: "Hey, according to what you mean, the lottery you held, but whoever wins the lottery, such as Boss Kong, who won a pack of Durex condoms, and your mother won a pack of Nu Yanjie, he also has to go to the relevant departments to handle miscellaneous related things?" ”
"If that's the case, I don't have a problem!"
Kong Qide suppressed his anger, shook his fingers, and smiled confidently: "Wrong, those gadgets are not at the level of tax deduction at all." Please don't misrepresent what I mean. ”
"You ......" Song Qi was so angry that he was about to pounce on him and beat him, but he was stopped by Ma Lie and shouted in a deep voice: "Song Qi, let's go!" ”
"Ah, boss!"
"Let's go!" After saying that, Ma Lie turned around and walked out.
Song Qi stomped his feet helplessly, glared back at Kong Qide, and threatened: "Leper dog, when I finish the formalities, see how you can deny it." ”
Kong Qide said angrily: "Bastard, you dare to call me a leper dog? ”
Song Qi said disdainfully: "I didn't name names, you admitted that you were a leper dog, but you blamed me for coming?" ”
"You bastard, look how I beat you to death...... Kong Qide is noble by nature, how can he tolerate a young man who shit and pee on his head? rolled up his sleeves and pounced on Song Qi to beat him.
"Just in time!" Song Qi had wanted to beat him for a long time, but when he saw him rushing over ferociously, he just hooked his feet and said, "Let's eat." ”
Kong Qide was attacked, and he couldn't stop for a while, and the whole person rushed forward, which aptly confirmed Song Qi's posture of eating.
Although he is a descendant of the six major families, he has not practiced the slightest bit of Ziyuan Divine Skill, and his force value is similar to that of a low-level indiscriminate splasher. After just one photo, he was easily knocked down by Song Qi.
Since you can't beat it, hurry up and save the soldiers! Kong Qide knew this truth very well, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Come on, come on!" ”
Lu Xueling stopped: "Young Master Kong, don't shout, everyone is far away!" ”
"Well, you can't count it like that!" Kong Qide got up like a nobody, his eyes could almost breathe fire, and he gritted his teeth and scolded: "Brother Jiang, why don't you see anyone?" ”
Lu Xueling said disdainfully: "Do you still need to ask, I guess I stayed in a corner and played with women." ”
"!" Kong Qide slammed his fists on the floor, and as a result, his fists could not match the hard floor, and he wailed: "Oops! ”
"Boss, six million, is that all?" Returning to the 'Liening Jade Shop', Song Qi chased after him, still repeating this question to Ma Lie again and again like a repeater.
Ma Lie said: "We have met a master! ”
"Master?" Song Qi frowned and said, "Boss, don't sue me, that master is that chick."
Ma Lie didn't bother to explain to him, his eyes looked around the store, and he didn't see Song Ning's figure. I had to go back to the office to take a look, but I still didn't see Song Ning, so I asked curiously, "Where is Manager Song?" ”
Song Qi put his hands together, shook his head and said, "I don't know!" ”
"I didn't ask you!" Ma Lie glanced at the desk leaning on the innermost and shouted in a deep voice, "Come out." ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw Li Xiumei and Li Yaming in disheveled clothes, with their hands bowed and their heads down, and hesitantly walked in from under the table.
Song Qi frowned and asked, "You ......?"
"We don't have anything......"
Li Yaming glanced at Ma Lie nervously, and said with a wry smile: "Ma Lie, my buddy, listen to me explain, we are innocent." ”
Li Xiumei nodded and said stubbornly: "Yes, boss, I haven't done anything with him." ”
Ma Lie rolled his eyes and said: "Please, do you all treat me as a stallion harem, what do you like to do about me?" ”
When Li Yaming heard this, he found a turning point, and said happily: "Dude, are you really talking about it, then ......?"
"I'll you, you really don't treat me as a human being!"
Ma Lie angrily pulled up the collar of his good buddy and shouted: "If you want to do it, go home or go out, don't come to my office to mess around during work hours." ”
Li Yaming raised his hand and swore: "Well, definitely, we will never mess around in the office in the future." ”
"Shut up!" Ma Lie interrupted and asked Li Xiumei: "What about Manager Song?" ”
"She?" Li Xiumei thought about it sideways and replied, "She was still greeting guests just now, is she gone?" ”
"Forget it, I'll find her myself, you go out first!"
"Oh......" Li Xiumei responded, glanced at Ma Lie nervously, and saw that he didn't seem to be angry, so she reluctantly walked out of the office.
As soon as Li Xiumei left on her front foot, Ma Lie immediately grabbed the collar of her friend Li Yaming, leaned into his ear, and said disdainfully: "You kid is ruthless enough, pick up a girl and soak it on my ground......"
Li Yaming was stunned and said, "Hey, what do you mean by what you just said?" ”
"You know it in your own heart!" Ma Lie looked at Li Xiumei's delicate face and said bitterly: "Li Yaming, our brothers settle accounts, you soaked the girl in my store, and I lost a reliable general." In order to compensate for my losses, from today onwards, you will be a handyman in my shop, responsible for assisting Manager Song with errands. ”
Li Yaming said disdainfully: "No, I'm just a girl, and you already have a natural beauty like Miss Hang, a gentle and virtuous person like Manager Song, and your sister Mu Qing'er's innocence, all of them are as beautiful as flowers, so you need to be so jealous of me?" ”
Ma Lie rolled his eyes and said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense with you, it's an extraordinary time, I need talents like you in my store, and you work hard in my store...... Of course, you work in my store, which is just convenient for you to pick up girls, killing two birds with one stone. ”