Chapter 280: It's Not a Misunderstanding
Chapter 280: This is not a misunderstanding
Xiaoyan's words, Jianguo couldn't listen to them at all, how to deal with Zhao Pimple, or how to deal with him. "Words * Love * First * Hair [Latest Chapter Reading Baoly]
It happened in the winter of that year, and it was a very cold day, with heavy snowfall.
Because the dripping water turned into ice, it was impossible to work on the construction site. The machine was not running, the cement was not solidifying, and all the workers were out of business.
On this day, Zhao Pimple brought a bottle of wine, came to Jianguo upside down, and said that he would pull him to drink two cups.
Jianguo was also very happy, so he asked Xiaoyan to make two dishes, a stack of peanuts and a stack of fried pods, and the two of them drank it.
In fact, Zhao Pimple's tent is not far from Jianguo's tent, next to each other, with only two layers of canvas in the middle.
Here is Jianguo's family of three, and over there is Zhao Pimple's two. Whoever farts in the middle of the night, the next door can hear it clearly.
The reason why Zhao Pimple wanted to be tied with the big bolt was to listen to how the big bolt and Xiaoyan were tinkering in the middle of the night.
At night, the two of them were pounding here, and Zhao Pimple was also excited over there, and he also hugged his daughter-in-law to pound.
He was holding his daughter-in-law in his arms, but what he was thinking about was Jianguo's daughter-in-law Xiaoyan, who wanted to stab Jianguo to death with a knife, and rolled over to the tent by himself and hugged Xiaoyan.
Zhao Pimple's daughter-in-law is the canteen manager at the construction site, and she is busy cooking with the master every day, and she is too tired to do so.
The woman is in her thirties, she is not very good-looking, there are pockmarks on her face, there are not a few hairs on her head, sparse and sparse, like a chicken feather marble that has lost its hair.
She also doesn't like to brush her teeth, and every time she speaks, her mouth is open, and the smoke is burning, like a broken casserole that she hasn't brushed for three years.
Jianguo very affectionately called her sister-in-law.
When Zhao Pimple was drinking with Jianguo, Pimple's sister-in-law was sleeping in the tent over there.
Today, he just wants to get Jianguo drunk, and then take the opportunity to pretend to be Jianguo and climb onto Xiaoyan's kang.
Anyway, the lights are blind, and women can't tell who is who. When the quilt is drilled and the body is pasted, not to mention people, pigs can't tell the difference.
Zhao Pimple is very confident in his charm.
He drank a lot of wine, and he thought that he was not drunk with a thousand glasses, but he knew that as soon as he stretched out his hand, he could see that he met an opponent today, and the founding of the country was also massive.
The amount of alcohol in the founding of the country is staggering, one bottle of wine, still go, two bottles of wine, three bottles of wine and he will go.
There are no more than three bottles, don't want to get him drunk, at the beginning in Daliang Mountain, except for Wang Hailiang, Jianguo has not drunk with anyone.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, both of them were confused. Zhao Pimple complained and said, "Jianguo, I envy you for marrying such a good wife as Xiaoyan."
If I have such a woman, I must offer her like a fairy, and you still have such a woman in Daliangshan, don't you find such a woman with me."
The two of them drank five bottles, Zhao was drunk and his eyes were hazy, Jianguo didn't recognize his six relatives, and the things in front of him shook and shook.
He patted his chest and said, "I won't tell you, in our Daliang Mountain, a woman like Xiaoyan is not ranked, and there are people who are more beautiful than her."
We have a girl there, named Erya, who looks like a fairy, with white skin, bulging breasts, pretty buttocks, and a round face.
There is also a girl, named Yuzhu, who is the daughter of a widow in our village, who looks better than Erya, but unfortunately, Wang Hailiang's grandson slept with Wang Hailiang's mother."
Zhao pimple asked: "Who is Wang Hailiang?"
Jianguo said: "The captain of the kang team in our village shouted at him, and the women in the whole village warmed him, and when they saw him, those women were like dogs rubbing their butts up and down like dogs seeing sweet potato skins." I want to sleep with him. ”
Zhao Pimple was very surprised and said: "I don't believe that there are such attractive handsome men in the world besides me." ”
Jianguo said: "Believe it or not, Wang Hailiang's kid is really not simple, I admire him, he is a man and a hero." ”
Jianguo was drunk, talking nonsense, his tongue was short, and while he was talking, he fell to the ground and fell asleep.
Zhao Pimple found that the big bolt was asleep, and his eyelids couldn't be closed, so he fell asleep.
At this time, Xiao Yan next to him quit and came over to push Jianguo, saying, "Jianguo, wake up, wake up." ”
Jianguo asked in a daze: "What are you doing?"
Xiao Yan said: "Zhao Pimple is drunk, you pull him away." ”
Jianguo asked: "Why?"
Xiao Yan said, "In our house, what's the matter with a strange man falling asleep, you don't feel ashamed, I'm still ashamed, hurry up, don't sleep, drag him back"
Xiao Yan is a woman who knows the general and will never allow a strange man to sleep in her tent and want to build a country to drag him away.
Jianguo had no choice but to stagger to his feet, drag Zhao Pimple back to the tent next door like a dead pig.
The pimple sister-in-law had already fallen asleep, and when Jianguo smashed the man beside her, the woman didn't notice it.
Jianguo walked out of Zhao Pimple's tent and suddenly shivered, and felt a sense of urine.
So, he staggered to the wall of the construction site, leaned against the wall and untied his belt, pulled out the thing that gave birth to future generations, and tried to pee a soak of it.
The founding of the country is based on this virtue, after getting drunk, no one is satisfied, he will support the wall, no one will bird, he will bird the wall.
After peeing, he put on his pants and returned to the tent to continue sleeping.
The misunderstanding started from here, and Zhang Jianguo drilled the wrong tent.
He didn't go back to the tent with Xiaoyan, but entered Zhao Pimple's tent again.
Because he was drunk, the two tents were exactly the same, and he regarded Zhao Pimple's tent as his and Xiaoyan's bedroom.
After Jianguo entered, he fell down beside his sister-in-law, and completely regarded his sister-in-law as his daughter-in-law Xiaoyan.
The black light is blind, and the drunkenness is not good, and the bastard knows that that there is that over there
Pimple's sister-in-law slept soundly, and was woken up by Jianguo, and also regarded Jianguo as a man Zhao Pimple.
So the woman's arm bent, hooked Jianguo's neck, took the man into the quilt, and stuck to his body.
The woman thought the man was back and asked, "Have you eaten and drunk enough"
Jianguo snorted: "Hmm." ”
The pimple sister-in-law didn't have any suspicions, so she wrapped and wrapped, kissed, kissed, kissed and kissed the man's body.
During this time, the days of the founding of the country were not easy, and Xiaoyan generally did not let him touch it.
After Xiaoyan gave birth to the child, almost all of her energy was devoted to the child, leaving Jianguo aside.
In addition, Zhao Pimple is next door, and Xiaoyan is shy, so she is too lazy to do anything with Jianguo.
Jianguo often can't stay up, and tonight he feels strange, why Xiaoyan takes the initiative to pinch it so much
was overjoyed in his heart, so he also wrapped the woman's body and pressed the woman under him.
The pimple sister-in-law was hugged by Jianguo and burned to the fire. The body's craving is getting stronger and stronger, and it can't be controlled at all.
As a result, the woman wrapped the man tighter and hummed in her mouth.
There was no moonlight outside, and no one could see clearly in the quilt, who Jianguo's clothes were quickly ripped off by the pimple sister-in-law, and the woman was like an angry female leopard, snorted, and pounced again.
Jianguo was half-asleep and half-awake, and he couldn't imagine that the person around him was his sister-in-law, not his daughter-in-law Xiaoyan.
The two of them tossed and turned in the tent.
In fact, the pimple sister-in-law knew in her heart that she had already found out that Zhang Jianguo had gone to the wrong tent.
Because her man, Zhao Pimple, is by her side.
The reason why the pimple sister-in-law did this was to take advantage.
At the same time that Zhao Pimple fell in love with Xiaoyan, Pimple's sister-in-law also fell in love with Jianguo for a long time.
Zhang Jianguo is tall and handsome, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, strong limbs, powerful martial arts, and a broad chest.
He is very likable to women, and every time he sees Jianguo, his pimple sister-in-law will drool.
She is also eager to get Zhang Jianguo in her hands and taste the taste of a man in Daliangshan.
Today is a great opportunity, since Jianguo went to the wrong tent, she also thinks she doesn't know.
After dawn, if Zhao Pimple beats her, she will say that she doesn't complain about me, I treat Jianguo as you, who let you both drink your own father
Sister-in-law was ecstatic, a little white face fell from the sky, such a strong man was a gift from God, and she was sorry for God if she didn't take advantage of it.
The woman was entangled with Jianguo, and she didn't make do with it, and in the process of tossing and turning, she felt that Zhao Pimple was in the way, and she flew up and kicked Zhao Pimple out of the tent.
After the event, both of them gasped for breath, Zhang Jianguo fell asleep, and his sister-in-law also fell asleep satisfied
Zhao Pimple has always wanted to take advantage of Zhang Jianguo's daughter-in-law. never dreamed that Zhang Jianguo took advantage of his daughter-in-law.
It's really a creation.
Zhao was woken up at dawn because he was kicked out of the tent by his daughter-in-law.
It was icy and snowy outside, the north wind was howling, he shivered and opened his eyes, and most of the wine was sober.
Something is wrong, didn't I sleep in a tent, why did I run in the snow?
Zhao Pimple was puzzled, so he got up, patted the snow particles on his clean clothes, and opened the curtain of his tent again.
It didn't matter what he saw, he was immediately stunned, he found that there was a man in his daughter-in-law's bed, and that man turned out to be Zhang Jianguo.
Flickered, Zhao Pimple's anger rushed to the top of his head: "You hurt the heavens and reason, hurt the heavens and hurt the reason"
Zhao pimple roared angrily, not only pimple's sister-in-law woke up, but Zhang Jianguo also woke up.
The woman didn't know what to do, so she had to be in a hurry, she got cheap and behaved, grabbed Zhang Jianguo at once, and tried her best to scream: "Ah, you're not my family pimple, you are Zhang Jianguo's scoundrel bastard, when will you run away from the nest to save people, help, strong bao, pimple, Zhang Jianguo bullied me."
The pimple sister-in-law covered her face and cried, as if she had been wronged.
Zhang Jianguo was so frightened that he didn't know what to do.
He tried to find clothes to wear, but last night he was drunk and the shed was in a mess, and he couldn't find where the clothes were.
He hurriedly came over to block the woman's mouth, signaled her to be quiet, don't shout, the pimple sister-in-law's head shook over and over, blocked several times, and his hand did not block the woman's mouth.
Other women were bullied, trying their best to resist and dodge, but the pimple sister-in-law was taken advantage of, but she hugged the man tightly, shouting while hugging.
He was afraid that Zhang Jianguo would run away, and he was also afraid that the man Zhao Pimple would misunderstand that he took the initiative.
Zhao Pimple was so angry that he trembled all over, and his lips trembled for a long time: "Zhang Jianguo, you are worthy of my dog, man and woman, Tian is shameless, I will kill you"
Zhao Pimple was indignant and angry, and glanced at a steel pipe next to him.
He immediately picked up the steel pipe and stabbed at Zhang Jianguo with all his might, his eyes full of anger.
Zhang Jianguo couldn't say anything, so he quickly explained: "Brother Pimple, you listen to my explanation, misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding"
"I misunderstood that you were paralyzed and slept with my daughter-in-law, and Lao Tzu fought with you"
Bang, the steel pipe smashed into Jianguo's head.
Zhang Jianguo's body was still in the quilt, and he couldn't dodge it at all, so he had to raise his hand to block it, and the steel pipe smashed firmly into his arm
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