"You just messed with Wang Baichuan." Qu Xiaoxuan grinned and grinned as the third into the back seat. Fortunately, there were three girls, and they could squeeze in. It was still Guan Juer who sat in front and showed Andy the way.

Andy got in the car and fired a shot. "Xiaoqu has to go on a blind date tomorrow, someone goes on a blind date at the door of 2203, you help Xiaoqu come up with an idea, how can you let the other party retreat without being hurt and angry."

"Who, who?" "Why do you hate blind dates, many people are getting married on blind dates now." "Why do you refuse, you don't see it in vain, you see it in vain, you see it in vain, you don't see it in vain, until you don't see it in vain." ……

In the face of a carload of gossip, Qu Xiaoxuan, who couldn't plug in, could only scream, and his skills were overwhelming, so that he had the opportunity to take the initiative. "Well, you're all so zealous, I'll give you a chance. Condition 1, the people who came were my parents, friends, couples and sons, I couldn't offend the three of them in anything, and they were old businessmen, so I didn't want to hide any tricks from them. Condition 2, I must be beautiful, knowledgeable, and very unworried about getting married at first glance, and none of your ideas can be for me to pretend to be ugly and stupid. ”

"You have to be beautiful and beautiful, you have to make it difficult to retreat, you can't cheat, it's this unreasonable condition, right?" Fan Shengmei hit the nail on the head.

"Yes. Since you love to come up with ideas so much, of course I have to give you a difficult one. ”

Qiu Yingying said curiously: "Is that boy really so bad?" What if it's good? ”

"Stupid, if it's a good one, at this age, with a net worth of hundreds of millions, do you need a blind date? Don't have too many people around. And if you think about it again, a young man who is willing to obediently follow his parents' ass for three consecutive days is not a waste, and he is not far from waste. ”

Qiu Yingying smiled: "Hehe, I think you can't let go of that handsome doctor in your heart." ”

"That's, it's finally for you. I'm going to start from the beginning, or how can I call it knowledgeable. ”

Andy interjected coldly, "I offer you a knowledgeable answer: that is, you can't take ambitions. Trouble Xiaoguan wrote to her. Let her remember. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan saw the words typed out by Guan Juer on his mobile phone, "Andy, is it a trap?" 'Piff' is not a good word. ”

"That's a wonderful phrase." Guan Juer got into the car and said the first sentence until he got here.

These two. Qu Xiaoxuan believes that without him, the character of these two people is good in her eyes. So she memorized it.

The car was gossiping, noisily discussing Qu Xiaoxuan's method of smashing the blind date. Fan Shengmei couldn't wait for Qu Xiaoxuan not to mention the matter in the previous paragraph, and firmly grasped the matter. lest Qu Xiaoxuan be mean to her again. Qu Xiaoxuan originally pretended to sleep against the car door, making it look like he was too lazy to pay attention to you, but the more he listened, the more fun he felt, and in less than ten minutes, people frantically joined in the discussion of playing themselves.

But Qu Xiaoxuan's conditions were too harsh, and all the solutions that everyone came up with were rejected by her. When everyone was about to run out of tricks, Qu Xiaoxuan came up with a solution by herself: "Otherwise, I'll make the room like a kennel, and people will lose their appetite when they see it." Then I stood by the door and shouted that I would not send it away. ”

"Doesn't that tarnish your image of being well-informed?" Guan Juer asked.

Fan Shengmei replied: "Knowledgeable people can be informal, just not limited to home hygiene. It's a good idea. The family went out to go on a blind date together, and generally speaking, it was the side of Xiaoqu that was examined whether it was IKEA and IKEA, which showed that they valued it. Xiaoqu broke through from this point, just in time for them to retreat. ”

"Sister Fan is wise. That's it. ”

It is rare for Fan Shengmei to resonate with Qu Xiaoxuan, but she is worried about whether this will be Qu Xiaoxuan's trap again, but she still said amicably: "But the problem is that your house is cleaned every day, and the floor is as clean as a mirror, how to build a dog kennel?" Tomorrow people will come to the door, and even if you open the window for one night, you won't be able to accumulate much dust. Throw a few cushions around and stuff like that. Not only does it not work, but it looks fake. ”

"Sister Fan is still wise. But there is always a way. This method has the highest IQ Andy thinks. ”

"I drive, I don't have time to think. I was tired when I got home, and I didn't have the strength to think. ”

"Help me think about it. Andy, or else a noodle-like stupid man with no personality will haunt me. We just sprinkled a layer of dust in the room, and we could write as thick as a large letter. Andy, good guy, baby, dear. Lovely people, beautiful women......"

"If it's just dusting, it's easy. Go home and the four of you take my vacuum cleaner to collect ash everywhere, I modified Xiaoqu's vacuum cleaner to become a radial spray of ash, I went to sleep after the modification, I was overdrawn today, and the four of you worked together to help Xiaoqu finish. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan flattered delicately: "Sure enough, it's Andy, who has a high IQ, and he even arranges things so neatly and so handsomely." As long as you say there is a way, I am relieved. I told Sister Fan a long time ago, you are a little sure to say something, I trust you the most. ”

All the women in 2202 were terrified, but Andy had heard many such words since he was a child, and said calmly: "I will teach you how to spray ash specifically." But how to cheat without revealing your feet, you have to listen to Xiao Fan. Especially Xiaoqu, don't be unconvinced, Xiaofan has more life experience than you. ”

"Just spray the ashes, what else do you have to do."

"Silly. You always have to leave footprints when you go in and out every day, how to design the footprint route, what shoes to step on, and add another layer of floating ash to the footprints in some remote places, etc., you have to consult Xiaofan. I won't put forward higher difficulty requirements for you, according to the ventilation and airflow guidance of the room, there must be a difference between thick and thin ash, forget it, it is not difficult for you, and your old parents and friends may not be able to see it. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan was dumbfounded when she heard this, and in the dark, she looked at Fan Shengmei, who was sitting in the back row, and saw that Fan Shengmei seemed to have a smile on the corner of her mouth. Qu Xiaoxuan began to regret at this time, he shouldn't have offended Fan Shengmei unscrupulously earlier. Indeed, no matter how good her brain is, her head is big when she thinks about how to arrange those footprints at home, and she has to ask Fan Shengmei for help. Qu Xiaoxuan's eyes rolled, and the eldest husband could shrink and stretch, and immediately swept past Qiu Yingying and hugged Fan Shengmei, "Sister Fan, the happiness of the rest of my life depends on whether you can help me or not." ”

Fan Shengmei said generously: "Such a fun thing, if you don't call me, I have to actively ask to join." Let's discuss how to do it. ”

Qu Xiaoxuan's face was secretly red, but fortunately, it was dark and no one could see it.

After arriving home, Andy tinkered with the vacuum cleaner of Qu Xiaoxuan's house alone, while Fan Shengmei led everyone to move the sofa and refrigerator to the bottom of the bed to find the old ash. After Andy finished cleaning up the vacuum cleaner and demonstrating it to everyone, he really clapped his hands and went back to 2201 to sleep. Her job is high-intensity mental activity, and she values sleep time the most. And 2203 is lively, everyone giggling and spraying ash everywhere to do bad things, giggling and heeha, each contracting a footprint and stepping on the traces of many years over and over again, and then pushing the clean Qu Xiaoxuan to the gray sofa for a while to print a few human-shaped prints, and for a while to print handprints on the coffee table and table, until Qu Xiaoxuan, a night owl, tossed a bleak face and covered in ashes, which is considered a great success.

In the end, everyone stood at the door, tiptoeing in and looking at the dirty roads in the living room composed of footprints in the bedroom-bathroom, door-washroom, bedroom-kitchen, door-bedroom, etc., laughing to death, speculating that the blind date team will arrive tomorrow and open the door.

Qiu Yingying ignored her previous suspicions and said with a smile: "What if tomorrow's handsome guy is an infatuated person who has had a crush on Xiaoqu for several years?" The blow was too big. ”

"Yes, it's immoral to dash the dreams of an infatuated person." Fan Shengmei finally repaid Qu Xiaoxuan's favor for helping her recently, and she breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't have to owe Qu Xiaoxuan in the future.

"Crazy people? The person who can have a crush on me for several years is either a fool or a pathopath, that kind of person...... Wow, my dear Fan Meimei, hug one, thanks to you today. Let's go for supper. ”

Fan Shengmei was caught off guard, and was hugged by Qu Xiaoxuan, who was covered in ash, and suddenly a black sweater was disfigured. Fan Shengmei screamed, "Who's your cutie, who's your cutie......"

Only Juer was keenly aware of the change in Qu Xiaoxuan's address to Fan Shengmei. Qu Xiaoxuan had already confessed to her and Andy that it was ill-intentioned to call Fan Shengmei Sister Fan, so now that she has changed her name to Fan Meimei, does it mean that the relationship between the two has taken a small turn? Guan Juer is optimistic, especially when she sees everyone giggling and making a mess, and the intimacy is like this, of course she won't say anything, because it's very good.

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Sister Xiaoqu is like that, if she appears next to me, I can't stand it, high-flying, mean, ruthless, although there is so little cute, but, ordinary as me, stupid me, I am most afraid of a mean mouth, and I must be envious and jealous of her. However, I like it very much when it appears in the book, how interesting it is to have such a person, if they are all like Sister Guan, they are kind, and they are a little less energetic.

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I also want Ann to be with the bag. How so? Ann and Singularity are better suited to be friends. The interaction between Ann and the bag is exciting. I feel that Bao can cure Ann's mental illness. How can a person who is in love for the first time not want to be hugged by his lover? The singularity did not make Ann feel like he had not seen him for a day. That is, the singularity did not stimulate Ann's instincts. And many more. I have limited expressive skills. Not much more. (To be continued.) )