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Although Xu Yi did not name him in this sentence, and the imitation was also cheap to the extreme, and his vivid acting skills successfully caused the audience to burst into laughter, but in addition to the laughter, some people still heard the door. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"I'll go, this is a clear counterattack."

"Who said it wasn't, Hao He came out just now, and now Xu Yi's sentence is not a direct slap in the face? It's especially on stage, this is simply a slap in the face. ”

"I can't get used to Hao He's approach, and Lao Zhou, it's clear that he is partial."

"Shhhh

"I'm going to say, I've been eliminated anyway, what? Can't talk about it yet? If you have the ability, he will fire me. ”

"Hahahaha, no matter what, I think this sentence is really funny, Haiyan, you can grow a little longer, hahahahaha, laugh at me, why are you so funny, no, I can't read Gorky's Haiyan in the future."

"I feel the same way, I laugh to death."

While the audience burst into laughter, on the judges' bench, except for Ye Xinyu's ice cube face, the faces of several other teachers were not good-looking, especially Zhou Zhizhong, who directly wrote his dissatisfaction on his face.

What do you mean?

Wings stiff and dare to slap me in the face in front of the dean?

Yes, Hao He's approach is a bit wrong, but that's what I allowed me to negotiate with the teachers, if you're dissatisfied, it's okay, come to me in the audience and say, what does it mean to roar with a loudspeaker now?

Deliberately disgrace me in front of the Dean of Students and the Head of Year, right?

Okay, you have a promise, I don't care about you in the face of your parents. If you are late and absent from class, I will turn a blind eye to you three times and let you go. You're good. actually came to bite me in the opposite face, okay, you wait, even if I don't fire you, you don't want to have a good day in the next two years!

There is always such a person in the world, even if what others say is not aimed at him at all, he will still sit in the opposite seat.

History said: Pick up and scold the party!

Zhou Zhizhong is typical of this kind of person, he didn't think about Xu Yi's words just now, he just simply ridiculed Hao He's childish move of taking the plugboard away. Instead, he attributed Xu Yi's words to himself, thinking that Xu Yi was slapping himself in the face in front of everyone and not giving himself face.

With a gloomy face, Zhou Zhizhong watched the teller walk up to the stage, took the data sheet and said loudly, "Little Apple of Singing and Dance, the final ticket: 199 votes." ”

"Wow......"

The hall erupted in unison.

Although some of them came in late, they also heard the rules among their classmates, there are 200 people in the audience, and more than half of them are promoted, but half of them are eliminated. Hao He's 185 votes just now have already been surpassed, and now Xu Yi's little apple has reached 199 votes. It's a perfect cut!

The audience was stunned.

The teachers were also confused.

But the point of their confusion is not in the number of votes, but in the ...... Person!

That's right, the audience here was brought by them, so to speak, it was forced to be the audience, but as the old saying goes, the twisted melon is not sweet, after the performance in the morning, in fact, the audience in the audience has already belonged to the kitchen workers who have not contributed to it, and even a small number of people have already left at lunchtime, that is to say, there are not two hundred people in the afternoon hall who can be called voting.

Even Hao He's one hundred and eighty-five just now was brought up after they discussed it with the teller, there is moisture in it, the purpose is to create an illusion that Hao He is on fire from beginning to end, although this is a preliminary competition, but this is also to give Uncle Hao He face, so that a few TV stations will come to the campus art festival that day, so that Zhaohui Middle School will be more in the limelight, but now, Xu Yi has rushed directly to one hundred and ninety-nine.

If it is a musician sitting on the judges' bench now, based on the performance of Little Apple just now, these people will be the first to grab it after the performance, but now, it is the school leaders who are sitting on the judges' bench, they don't care if this is Little Apple will be popular in the future, whether it will go to the world, they care about: how to save face!

At the campus art festival, they also pointed to Hao He's uncle to call someone to save face for the school, so that Zhaohui Middle School stood out among several middle schools.

The same person who has been in the government unit for a long time, who does not know whom.

"Everyone, be quiet." The Dean of Studies stood up, "I think that's the vote...... It's a bit too much, and everyone has seen that our classmates in the morning have already walked almost completely, almost 200 votes, which I don't think is very scientific. ”

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar.

"Recount?"

"Damn, what are you doing, this is obviously the result of our election."

"Do you still need to vote? Now that there are so many people in the synagogue, doesn't that explain the problem? Teachers are not ***, how much time is wasted in revoting. ”

"That's it, it's still a preliminary round, and I'm sick."

"I found out that the dean just wanted to kneel = lick Hao He, so he spoke up."

"Hehe, what a beep dog."

"Okay, okay," Lao Zhou stood up to maintain order, "Don't quarrel, Mr. Yao did this to ensure fairness, although this is the preliminary round, but I believe that everyone actually wants a fair model in their hearts, you see, how many people are here now, if it is still according to the rules just now, it is cheating, I also agree with Mr. Yao's opinion, let it go first, and recount the votes." ”

Zhou Zhizhong buttoned down the hat of cheating, as if the person who had just acquiesced to Hao He to move the equipment on the stage was not himself.

The audience laughed.

Fair?

You didn't tell everyone that you could bring your own equipment before the start of the competition, and when Hao He brought the equipment to the stage, you explained that you could bring your own equipment, is it fair to others? It is normal for Hao He to get 185 votes for his performance just now when he is fully equipped, and you say that it is not normal for Xu Yi to get 199 votes, is this fair?

This game has never been fair, and now you say it's fair?

"Teacher Zhou, wouldn't it be too hasty for you to make this decision? Do you want to ask your classmates for their opinions? "Grade leader Han Feng can't stand it anymore.

It's okay to pat yourself on the back.

But what kind of ability do you have to step on the back of students?

All the contestants have worked hard to prepare before performing on stage, and it doesn't matter if you don't help as a class teacher, you actually kicked your own students in order to pat the head teacher's ass.

Is this in the past?

Besides, 199 votes is 199 votes, anyway, this is also a preliminary round, is it necessary to be so troublesome? 、

Make it clear that this is a stumbling block.

"Teacher Han, you don't have to worry about this, Xu Yi is the most polite and generous student in our A class, since it is a competition, I believe he must also want to know his true results." Zhou Zhizhong began to buckle Xu Yi's top hat, and in the end, he asked Xu Yi shamelessly, "Isn't it, Xu Yi?" ”

"Thank you Teacher Zhou for such a high evaluation," Xu Yi stood up, although he was about to be blown up by Lao Zhou's shameless anger now, but on the surface he still maintained the politeness that a student should have, "Since Teacher Zhou and Teacher Yao, the director of education, have said so, as a student, of course, I can only agree, but before the re-voting, I want to say a few words." After a pause, he spoke, "To be honest, I never thought that I would stand on this stage one day for everyone to sing and dance, climb high and look far, I can also see the support of my classmates on this stage, I want to thank you first, in fact, I have always disliked the phrase Huai Cai is not met, because there are always many people in this world who complain that they were born at the wrong time, Huai Cai is not met, and they cannot be reused, but I always firmly believe that if it is really a pearl, there will be a day when the yurt will shine, burying the sky and complaining, just the performance of the incompetent, Such people are also destined to never be reused, to be honest, it is not us who are in trouble for the re-vote, but you, the people who sit here to support us or hate us, so in the end, I want to say to those friends who are worried that we will not be able to live: please rest assured, we are porcelain, and we will not collide with the crockpot; We are the upstarts, and we are going to stand at the top of the mountain! Thank you. ”

These are the two classic passages in the villain, after Xu Yi said it mixed with his own language, the hall fell into a dead silence, no one spoke, no one spoke, as if everything was frozen, even Zhou Zhizhong, who had just tried to succumb to himself in the form of a top hat, was stupid in place.

Chinaware?

Crock?

It's not named and has no surname, but isn't it him when a clear-eyed person hears this?

But now he couldn't refute it at all.

How to refute?

The re-voting is something that I want to go along with, and the top hat is also buttoned up by myself, do you want to talk back now? When the time comes, won't Zhu Bajie look in the mirror, and he won't be a human being on both sides?

On the stage, Xu Yi then bowed and glanced at Zhou Zhizhong's direction meaningfully, and the corners of his mouth raised without leaving a trace: That's right, it's you!

Zhou Zhizhong was originally a sensitive and stingy person, and the meaningful smile on the corner of Xu Yi's mouth naturally did not escape his eyes, and outsiders couldn't see it, but at this moment, Zhou Zhizhong was trembling with anger.

Okay, you have a promise, I just wanted to give you a little bitter taste, let you restrain yourself, I didn't expect you kid to compete with me, did you? In that case, let's see if it's your thick arms or my hard thighs in the future! (To be continued.) )